Rarity and her cronies are not happy about this "revolution" thing, despite the fact that if Celestia and Luna reach them, "the hangings will be doubled."  (With apologies to the real Rarity's generous nature.  What can I say, she looked the part.  And that is just the voice she would have if she were a guy.)

CAST:

Rarity as  John Dickinson
Twilight Sparkle as John Adams
Prince Blueblood as Edward Rutledge
Hoity Toity as John Hancock (president of the Continental Congress)
Spike as Charles Thomson (secretary of the Continental Congress)
Rainbow Dash as George Washington.  (Or possibly simply a Continental soldier.)
Princess Luna as General Howe
Princess Celestia as Admiral Lord Howe
spiders as British regulars
bat-winged ponies as Hession mercenaries
Pinkie Pie as Pinkie Pie