Hi, Applejack!
What's going...?
Oh, no...
I ain't gonna tell you again, Rainbow!
You are NOT flying in that state!
*Drunken Laughter*
(Slurred) Well, I guess you better---
---come and stop me...
*Drunken mumbling(?)*
...Japplenack. (Applejack)
*Drunken laughter*
*Bottle clinks, then shatters* Rainbow! Even ONE bottle of Cider is too much!
You gotta come down NOW! You'll get hurt!
Big Mac, get my rope!
*This is why you don't drink PERIOD*
Look...
You read... *grunts/hiccups*
Whoops---you know about this.
I'm at that PERFECT level of buzz.
Where I fly---*hiccup*---BETTER!
"Better"?
Can you just angle yourself so you at least crash into the lake?
Oh screw you guys!
Look at me!
This is UNDENIABLY---
The fastest I've ever---*SPLAT!!!*
*sighs, hoof clops on facehoof*
(Rainbow Dash OS): *softly, in pain* Oww...