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Hi, Applejack!

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What's going...?

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Oh, no...

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I ain't gonna tell you again, Rainbow!

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You are NOT flying in that state!

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*Drunken Laughter*

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(Slurred) Well, I guess you better---

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---come and stop me...

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*Drunken mumbling(?)*

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...Japplenack.  (Applejack)

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*Drunken laughter*

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*Bottle clinks, then shatters*
Rainbow! Even ONE bottle of Cider is too much!

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You gotta come down NOW!  You'll get hurt!

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Big Mac, get my rope!

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*This is why you don't drink PERIOD*

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Look...

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You read... *grunts/hiccups*

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Whoops---you know about this.

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I'm at that PERFECT level of buzz.

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Where I fly---*hiccup*---BETTER!

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"Better"?

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Can you just angle yourself so you at least crash into the lake?

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Oh screw you guys!

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Look at me!

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This is UNDENIABLY---

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The fastest I've ever---*SPLAT!!!*

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*sighs, hoof clops on facehoof*

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(Rainbow Dash OS): *softly, in pain* Oww...