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Twilight: Spike, wake up! Spike!

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Spike: zzz...five more minutes...

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[laugh track]

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Twilight: Oh, Spike!

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[laugh track]

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Announcer: Camaraderie is Supernatural is filmed
before a live studio audience!

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[applause]

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Twilight: Come on, Spike, I need your help
to get ready for Princess Celestia's dance!

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Spike: The Princess is having a...dance?

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Twilight: Yes, and it's
scheduled for tomorrow!

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And I don't know
ANYTHING about dances!

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[laugh track]

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Spike: Well, maybe some
of our friends can help?

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Twilight: Great idea, Spike!
Let's go!

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[applause]
Applejack: Howdy, y'all!
What can we do for ya?

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Twilight: Applejack, the Princess is
having a dance tomorrow,

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and I don't know anything about them!

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Applejack: Well, shee-yoot! We Apples know everything about throwin' a good hoedown, don't we?

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Big Mac: Eeyup.
[laugh track]

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Apple Bloom: Oh no, AJ! Granny said the Timberwolves
are marking their territory on the saplings!

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[laugh track]

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Applejack: NOT AGAIIIIIIN!

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[laugh track]

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Big Mac: Eeyup.
[laugh track, scattered applause]

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Applejack: Sorry, Twi.
Can't help you right now.

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Spike: I bet someone else can
help us, Twilight. Don't give up.

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[applause]
Twilight: Fluttershy, Rarity, you've got to
help me prepare for Princess Celestia's dance!

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Fluttershy: I'm sorry, Twilight. I'm helping
Rarity with Opalescence today.

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Rarity: As I was saying, darling,
isn't there something you can give

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dear Opal to just make her...stop?
Honestly, having Sweetie Belle clean out

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that litterbox two, even three times a day
is just not enough anymore...

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[laugh track]

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Sweetie: I've heard of crappy jobs,
but this is ridiculous!

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[laugh track]

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Rarity: Oh, goodness, I am sorry, Twilight.
Maybe we can help you tomorrow?

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Twilight: But the dance IS tomorrow!

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[laugh track]

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Fluttershy: Oh my. Maybe
Rainbow Dash could help out?

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Twilight: Ohhhh no, the last time I got "help"
from Rainbow, I was in traction for a month!

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Twilight: I can't believe I'm
getting help from Rainbow.

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[laugh track]
Dash: Chill out, Twi!

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Bustin' out some sick nasty lines on this scooter
will help you at the Princess's dance for sure!

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Spike: Uh...how?

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Dash: Ehh...her balance...or something.

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[laugh track]
Scootaloo: Do a flip!

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[laugh track]
Twilight: WHOOOOOOOOA!

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[laugh track]

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Twilight: Oh, Spike, what am I going to do?

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I can't disappoint the
Princess at her dance!

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Spike: Don't worry, Twilight! You have
all day to figure something out!

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Celestia: Oh Twiliiiiiiight...~

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[laugh track, cheering]

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Twilight: Princess Celestia, I'm so sorry, I know
you were depending on me to help you

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with your dance, but I'm afraid I wasn't
able to learn anything about them and...

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Oh please, oh please, don't
banish me or torture me or-

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[laugh track]
Celestia: Silly Twilight.
I didn't need your help with my DANCE.

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I needed your help with my PANTS.

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[laugh track]

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Twilight: What a relief!

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[laugh track]

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[thundrous applause]
Announcer: Next week on
Camaraderie is Supernatural...

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Twilight: Pinkie Pie,
do you even KNOW science?

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[laugh track]

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Pinkie: Hee hee! Nopey dopey!

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[uncomfortably long laugh track]

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Twilight: Oh, Pinki-EEAAAAGH!
[laugh track]

