Twilight: Spike, wake up! Spike!
Spike: zzz...five more minutes...
[laugh track]
Twilight: Oh, Spike!
[laugh track]
Announcer: Camaraderie is Supernatural is filmed before a live studio audience!
[applause]
Twilight: Come on, Spike, I need your help to get ready for Princess Celestia's dance!
Spike: The Princess is having a...dance?
Twilight: Yes, and it's scheduled for tomorrow!
And I don't know ANYTHING about dances!
[laugh track]
Spike: Well, maybe some of our friends can help?
Twilight: Great idea, Spike! Let's go!
[applause] Applejack: Howdy, y'all! What can we do for ya?
Twilight: Applejack, the Princess is having a dance tomorrow,
and I don't know anything about them!
Applejack: Well, shee-yoot! We Apples know everything about throwin' a good hoedown, don't we?
Big Mac: Eeyup. [laugh track]
Apple Bloom: Oh no, AJ! Granny said the Timberwolves are marking their territory on the saplings!
[laugh track]
Applejack: NOT AGAIIIIIIN!
[laugh track]
Big Mac: Eeyup. [laugh track, scattered applause]
Applejack: Sorry, Twi. Can't help you right now.
Spike: I bet someone else can help us, Twilight. Don't give up.
[applause] Twilight: Fluttershy, Rarity, you've got to help me prepare for Princess Celestia's dance!
Fluttershy: I'm sorry, Twilight. I'm helping Rarity with Opalescence today.
Rarity: As I was saying, darling, isn't there something you can give
dear Opal to just make her...stop? Honestly, having Sweetie Belle clean out
that litterbox two, even three times a day is just not enough anymore...
[laugh track]
Sweetie: I've heard of crappy jobs, but this is ridiculous!
[laugh track]
Rarity: Oh, goodness, I am sorry, Twilight. Maybe we can help you tomorrow?
Twilight: But the dance IS tomorrow!
[laugh track]
Fluttershy: Oh my. Maybe Rainbow Dash could help out?
Twilight: Ohhhh no, the last time I got "help" from Rainbow, I was in traction for a month!
Twilight: I can't believe I'm getting help from Rainbow.
[laugh track] Dash: Chill out, Twi!
Bustin' out some sick nasty lines on this scooter will help you at the Princess's dance for sure!
Spike: Uh...how?
Dash: Ehh...her balance...or something.
[laugh track] Scootaloo: Do a flip!
[laugh track] Twilight: WHOOOOOOOOA!
[laugh track]
Twilight: Oh, Spike, what am I going to do?
I can't disappoint the Princess at her dance!
Spike: Don't worry, Twilight! You have all day to figure something out!
Celestia: Oh Twiliiiiiiight...~
[laugh track, cheering]
Twilight: Princess Celestia, I'm so sorry, I know you were depending on me to help you
with your dance, but I'm afraid I wasn't able to learn anything about them and...
Oh please, oh please, don't banish me or torture me or-
[laugh track] Celestia: Silly Twilight. I didn't need your help with my DANCE.
I needed your help with my PANTS.
[laugh track]
Twilight: What a relief!
[laugh track]
[thundrous applause] Announcer: Next week on Camaraderie is Supernatural...
Twilight: Pinkie Pie, do you even KNOW science?
[laugh track]
Pinkie: Hee hee! Nopey dopey!
[uncomfortably long laugh track]
Twilight: Oh, Pinki-EEAAAAGH! [laugh track]