WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:29.610 HELLO! I'm Pinkamina Diane Pie, but everyone calls me Pinkie Pie! 00:00:29.710 --> 00:00:33.550 I call me 'Pinkie Pie,' except for that little bit now, I guess! 00:00:34.000 --> 00:00:37.001 I still remember when Equestria was created! How about you? 00:00:38.000 --> 00:00:42.002 The Sonic Rainboom hit my family's rock farm like this big KA-POW! 00:00:43.000 --> 00:00:45.413 It gave me this great mane style, too! 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:48.000 I was so happy I wanted to share it with everyone! 00:00:49.000 --> 00:00:51.500 ...My happiness, not my mane! 00:00:52.001 --> 00:00:53.523 I'd be bald if I did that! 00:00:54.200 --> 00:00:57.020 So... I threw a party! 00:00:58.000 --> 00:01:00.017 Yes, Maneonnites dance! 00:01:01.018 --> 00:01:02.050 And I think I'm good too! 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:05.050 My family loved it and I felt the tingle on my rump! 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:08.050 I'll tell you how I got my cutie mark some other time! 00:01:08.500 --> 00:01:10.610 I've always been able to get others to laugh! 00:01:11.000 --> 00:01:14.610 I just giggle at the ghosties and they just fade away! 00:01:15.000 --> 00:01:17.610 Chocolate rain?! CHOCOLATE RAIN! 00:01:18.000 --> 00:01:24.000 Oh right, and the Elements of Harmony got taken by this draco-something-or-other that really knew how to dance on Twilight's head! 00:01:24.003 --> 00:01:25.610 Tee-hee! 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:29.610 OOOOH! A Balloon Garden! COOL!! 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:31.610 Everyone's laughing. 00:01:32.000 --> 00:01:35.610 Everyone keeps laughing when I stop. 00:01:36.000 --> 00:01:39.610 Everyone keeps laughing when I cry. 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:46.610 Everyone keeps laughing when I beg them to stop. 00:01:47.000 --> 00:01:51.610 They aren't laughing at my jokes… I AM THE JOKE! 00:01:51.710 --> 00:01:55.610 Twilight didn't laugh when I gave her a surprise party in exchange for her extra ticket! 00:01:56.000 --> 00:01:58.610 That meanie Gilda never laughed at my pranks! 00:01:59.000 --> 00:02:03.610 That dragon didn't laugh at my routine and tried to eat me! 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:07.610 The poison joak thought it would be funny if I couldn't laugh! 00:02:08.000 --> 00:02:13.610 None of the other friends I made in Ponyville ever came to visit or hang out with me when I wasn't throwing a party! 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:17.610 The only reason they kept coming was 'cause I was having one! 00:02:18.000 --> 00:02:20.610 The other girls have NEVER TAKEN ME SERIOUSLY!!! 00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:26.610 They think I'm crazy for singing in public, just trying to have fun! 00:02:27.000 --> 00:02:32.610 They thought I was insane for laughing at the scary trees until I proved it worked! 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:35.610 Twilight didn't believe me when I said Gilda was mean! 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:41.610 No one even paid attention to me when I needed to put a band together to lure away the parasprites! 00:02:42.400 --> 00:02:47.610 THE WHOLE TOWN GOT REDUCED TO RUINS AND THEY DIDN'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY UNTIL IT HAPPENED! 00:02:48.000 --> 00:02:50.610 AND I JUST WANTED MY DRESS TO BE FUN! 00:02:51.000 --> 00:02:53.610 I KNOW WHAT FUN IS! IT'S IN MY CUTIE MARK! 00:02:54.000 --> 00:02:57.610 But all those other ponies… they don't know what fun is! 00:02:58.000 --> 00:03:00.610 They just laughed at me with the rest! 00:03:01.000 --> 00:03:07.610 Twilight Sparkle thought I was a liar like that Trixie unicorn when I explained how my Pinkie Sense worked… 00:03:08.000 --> 00:03:12.610 …Weird, why does it feel like it's gone away? 00:03:13.000 --> 00:03:17.610 SHE HAD TO BE CHASED BY A HYDRA until she admitted I wasn't a faker! 00:03:18.000 --> 00:03:24.610 I tried to show those ponies and buffalo they just needed to share what they had and not fight over it! 00:03:25.000 --> 00:03:26.610 BUT THEY IGNORED ME! 00:03:27.000 --> 00:03:31.610 Even when they realized what they had to do, no one even thanked me! 00:03:32.000 --> 00:03:39.610 And... every one... o-of my f-friends... threw that surprise birthday party for me... 00:03:40.000 --> 00:03:49.610 ...no... no one's ever thrown a... a p-party f-for me... b-before... 00:03:51.000 --> 00:03:57.610 I BET THEY THOUGHT IT WAS ALL A BIG JOKE! MAKING ME THINK THEY DIDN'T WANT A PARTY! 00:03:58.000 --> 00:04:01.610 "Guess what, Pinkie? YOU FORGOT YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY!" 00:04:02.000 --> 00:04:08.610 I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO ROCKY, MR. TURNIP, SIR LINTS-A-LOT AND MADAME LAFLOUR FROM THE START! 00:04:09.000 --> 00:04:09.610 AGGGH! 00:04:10.000 --> 00:04:14.610 And those pompous selfish ponies at the Grand Galloping Gala! 00:04:15.000 --> 00:04:19.610 Going around all slow! Listening to boring music! 00:04:20.000 --> 00:04:22.610 No one there even smiled! 00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:29.610 The only time someone laughs is when they think I'm funny, not when I'm BEING funny! 00:04:30.000 --> 00:04:33.610 IF THAT'S WHAT LAUGHING IS ALL ABOUT THEN I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT! 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:37.610 I'M NOT A JOKE! I'M ME! I'M PINKIE! 00:04:38.000 --> 00:04:41.610 You can't just torture me for your own fun! 00:04:42.000 --> 00:04:44.610 No one takes me seriously until they have to!!! 00:04:45.000 --> 00:04:45.710 GRRRR! 00:04:47.000 --> 00:04:50.610 Even the Cakes treat me like I'm some retarded pet! 00:04:51.000 --> 00:04:56.610 I hate laughing! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! I HATE IT! 00:04:57.000 --> 00:04:58.610 I'm not your toy! 00:04:59.000 --> 00:05:02.610 I finally see! I finally understand! 00:05:03.000 --> 00:05:11.610 The only way to be taken seriously, the only way for them to stop laughing, is let them know there is nothing here to laugh about! 00:05:12.000 --> 00:05:14.610 Now Rarity's gone nuts, carrying around a worthless rock! 00:05:15.000 --> 00:05:17.610 Tell me how that's funny! 00:05:18.000 --> 00:05:19.610 Fluttershy is being a nag! 00:05:20.000 --> 00:05:22.610 Rainbow Dash has stabbed us all in the back! 00:05:23.000 --> 00:05:26.610 Equestria is gonna shatter into a million pieces! 00:05:27.000 --> 00:05:31.610 Just you DARE try and say anything funny about that!