TS: Spike! S: Ugh... what is it master?
TS: Do you think I look pretty?
S: I'm not sure I understand, master.
TS: I need you to tell me I look pretty.
S: Uh......
TS: Spike, you have to tell me or I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!
S: UUUUGGGGHHHH
TS: Spike! S: AUGH!
TS: It's OK Spike, you were having a bad dream.
S: Actually master, you are the one who is dreaming.
TS: Augh! What! The...
TS: Don't fall asleep Spike. Strange things happen in dreams...
MM: Hello everypony and welcome to our third annual Winter Wrap-Up. Why we do this three times a year I do not know.
All of you have have been assigned to teams, except for Twilight,
because Rainbow Dash told me it would be a very funny prank if she did not get a team.
Also I am not on a team because of good reasons.
UP: You're just going to stay inside and sleep all day.
MM: Oh, no no no. That is not true. Shut up and go away.
RD: And then I was all like, "Don't give Twilight a team, it'll be totally worth it to see the look on her face".
I wish I could have been there.
TS: Rainbow Dash, you get down here right now!
RD: Aw, shoot.
TS: What are you trying to pull?
RD: Oh, uh, hey Twilight. Um, uh, ah...
ah..... ah hey I.... wait, no... I have to go.
TS: Hey you get back here, I'm speaking to you!
RD: Oh, sorry Twilight, I can't hear you. I'm going through a tunnel or something.
TS: You're in the sky!
RD: I can't hear you Twilight. Haha, totally fooled her.
TS: Rarity, I need you to help me get revenge on Rainbow Dash.
R: Oh, again?
TS: Yeah, I know, I know.
R: Did you try breaking her wings?
TS: No, she flew away.
R: Should've broken her wings then.
TS: Do you have any other ideas?
R: Oh, well I'd love to help, but I've got all this work to do.
TS: Aww, I wish I had a job.
R: Really? It's unpaid.
TS: Really? R: Yep.
TS: I see...
Hey Pinkie Pie, can I spend the rest of the day ice skating with you?
PP: Aw, yeah, K.
TS: Whoa, Whoa!
PP: Oh, Twilight, you're so silly.
TS: I am so silly.
PP: You silly filly you.
TS: Sure beats working all day.
PP: Aw, bro, this is work!
TS: It is? Aw, I don't want to ice skate anymore.
TS: Hey Fluttershy, what are you doing?
FS: I'm waking up all of the animals out of their hibernation!
TS: Aren't you supposed to wait until the snow's gone first?
FS: But I thought the snow was gone.
TS: But you're standing in it!
FS: Oops, thought that was dandruff.
TS: You're a detriment to society, Fluttershy.
FS: I don't even know what that means. TS: Exactly.
FS: I'm gonna wake up more animals now!
TS: Did you not listen to what I just told you?
FS: Waking up animals is the funnest thing since slicing bread!
TS: Oh, it can't be that good.
FS: Just have a go!
TS: Uh, fine, I'll wake up the stupid animals, this is going to be the dumbest thing I've ever done.
Snakes: Surprise Butt-Snakes!
TS: OMG! OMG! This is so not LOL!
S: Quick master! To the bathroom!
TS: Are you sure tomato juice is good for snake bites?
S: I am a talking dragon.
TS: So is that a "yes" then?
S: Tomato juice is good for everything.
TS: I think I peed in the tub.
S: More tomato juice then!
TS: (cough) Stop it Spike! I can't breathe!
AJ: Oh, well, top of the morning to you, Twilight. Any reason you smell like a salad?
TS: Spike was covering me in his juices.
AJ: You know what, let's just pretend I didn't ask anything, and that I don't know you, and that you're going away now. Alright?
TS: But I feel so helpless.
AJ: I said I don't want to know!
TS: Spike, help! I've turned into a bush!
S: Did you want more tomato juice?
TS: Wait, hang on a second, I think something's happening.
AJ: Oi, Rainbow Dash, you idiot. Why didn't you give Twilight a vest?
RD: Uh, because I thought it would be funny.
AJ: It was free labour! Now she's going around doing weird things Celestia knows what.
PP: Me and her were being silly on the ice!
R: We were planning on torturing Rainbow Dash together!
FS: She was playing with Butt Snakes!
AJ: I did not actually want to know what she was doing. Why would you tell me that?
RD: Wow, things are getting so weird in here. I'm going to fly away.
AJ: Oh, no you don't; get back here!
MM: Hello every pony. Have you finished wrapping up winter yet... You're not done yet! Why have you not done yet?
AJ: It was Rainbow Dash' fault.
MM: All in favour of nominating Rainbow Dash as the scapegoat. Me.
R: Me FS: I'm shy.
AJ: Me. RD: Me. No, wait; I want a revote!
MM: Too late. RD: Aw, freaking damn it.
TS: Hooray! I'm back now!
AJ: And where have you been?
TS: I was playing in the bushes!
AJ: There is something seriously wrong with you.
TS: I know how we can wrap up winter! Leave it to me!
MM: Oh, no no no. It can not be done.
TS: See; I told you I could do it!
MM: How did you do that?
TS: There were, like, hundreds of ponies just not helping at all. I mean, didn't you think it was weird that Rarity was the only one making nests?
MM: And how did you get them to help?
TS: I offered to pay them money!
MM: How are you going to afford that?
TS: I said I offered, I didn't say I was actually going to pay them.
MM: Well you did very good, and now everyone is happy with you.
AJ: We're happy to call you our friend now! BM: Yargh!
R: I even made you some clothing!
PP: And Rainbow Dash is dead!
FS: And I'm not shy anymore?
TS: This is the best day of my life!
MM: Yes, but it is a pity you have to wake up now.
TS: What do you mean? What are you talking about? ARGH!
TS: SON OF A...