TS: Have fun on your vacation, Applejack!
AJ: Shut up, you can't tell me what to do.
TS: Geez, sorry.
AJ: Yeah, you better be. Alright, now while I'm gone on my vacation...
PP: Where are you going?
AJ: Could you all stop interrupting me for a moment? Alright, now while I'm gone, you all need to make sure...
TS: Don't worry, Applejack! We can do that!
AJ: Bloody hell, Twilight. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO TELL YOU TO DO!
PP: Hey, can you bring me back a souvenir?
AJ: Damn it all, I'm trying to give you important information so that when I get back the town isn't destroyed!
TS: I want an ice cream! PP: Oh, me too!
AJ: For the last time, this is extremely important! You all need to remember to...
TS: And two hard-boiled eggs! PP: (honk)
TS: Make that three hard-boiled eggs!
AJ: Oh, you know what? Screw you, you can all just die!
RD: La da da da... Wow Geez! Hey quit it with the lightning already!
DH: You'd be throwing lightning too if you were as pissed off as I am!
RD: Yeah, I probably would.
DH: Do you want to know why I'm pissed?
RD: Nah, not really.
DH: Well I'll tell you why! That good for nothing god, Hades, didn't come to my performance!
The Violence of the Lambs.
RD: Uhhhh, isn't it supposed to be Silence of the Lambs?
DH: Not in my version! But that's OK! His elder brother, Zeus, has blessed me...with his...umm... his blessing!
Also I can just not get enough of bouncing on this cloud.
Bollocks! That lightning went right up my ass!
RD: Wow. Hahaha! Some blessing that was.
DH: Oh, that's what you think, but the lightning has given my ass supernatural powers! Behold!
RD: Oh, Geez!
RD: Why would you do that?
DH: Because I can! In fact from this day forward you might as well refer to me as the ruler of space,because now I own Uranus!
RD: You're insane!
DH: I've taken your insults for the last time! Butt powers, asstivate!
RD: Nooooo! DH: Down you go!
DH: Wow, getting some flashbacks of the play here.
I swear I will hunt all of you down and destroy you, or my name isn't, and maybe it isn't, Derpy Hooves!
Right after I do this. Weeeeee!
RD: What are we going to do! She's going to freaking kill us!
FS: I don't want to die! I finally hit five followers on DevientArt.
R: Oh no! We're going to be slowly tortured to death! Oh, there's no escape from this, we should just let it happen.
TS: Nobody panic! We can figure this out.
Creepy Poster: Hello, soon to be dead ponies.
TS: Everyone remain on the verge of panicking! What do you want you creepy poster!
SP: I've got a letter for you!
TS: No! What does it say? What does it say?
CP: I guess you'll just have to... read it!
CP: Hahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahaaha! TS: No! No! You're a monster! A MONSTER!
TS: I wonder what this letter says.
RD: What's in the letter, Twilight!
TS: It seems to be full of words.
FS: Does it have any sentences?
TS: It would appear so.
FS: Oh, Lordy. have mercy on our souls!
TS: Basically the gist of it is; Derpy knows where we are, and she's coming to kill us right now.
Hmmm. I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I personally think that might not be the best thing that happens to us today.
RD: What are we going to do?
TS: Hmm. I've got it! We'll run away and hide!
Because it didn't work this time, so according to the laws of heads and tails, it must work the next time!
FS: I don't think the laws of probability work like that.
R: Fluttershy is right! We can't take that risk. We should wait here for derpy to come and kill us.
It is the only option!
TS: Oh, come on, Rarity.
R: Ugh! Fine.
Phil: And so, they all eloped together. Aw yeah.
TS: Well guys, in our attempt to run away from Derpy, we've made it here, into the desert.
RD: Thanks for the update, Captain Obvious.
TS: Hey, there's nothing wrong with a little recap!
FS: It hasn't even been five minutes yet.
TS: Well, maybe everyone has still forgotten.
R: Nobody's that stupid, Twilight.
TS: They watch this show. They have to be a little bit stupid.
R: Ah, fair enough.
RD: Oh no, guys, I've got some terrible news! She followed us here and she's going to kill us!
TS: Well where is she?
RD: She's slightly off camera. Listen!
DH: Oh, why did they have to run to the desert. It's too hot here.
Oh, damn it! I got sand in my vagina!
RD: She's here and she's pissed! What are we going to do?
PP: Quick! Everyone follow me! Look! There she is.
DH: Oh, there you all are! Stand still so I can murder you.
TS: Damn it, Pinkie!
FS: What are we going to do?
TS: Hmm. I've got it! The two pegasus can carry the rest of us in that cart!
FS: Oh, come on, Twilight, I mean, seriously? Come on...
TS: Now is not the time, Fluttershy!
PP: Now quick! Take us back to Ponyville!
TS: Well, everyone, we're all safe again.
PP: And Derpy will probably die in the desert and we won't hear from her anymore.
R: And I learned the true meaning of dysentery.
TS: Wait a minute, something's not right. Where did Rainbow Dash go?
DH: It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets 10 000 volts up the butt again!
RD: That wasn't in the original!
DH: There's nothing wrong with possibly Derpy's version! Now again from the beginning!
RD: Awwwwww.