S: Why, yes, I am Sean Connery. Why not join me for a drink, or maybe... join me in my room later this evening.
TS: Spike! S: Ahuhaugh! Yes master?
TS: You've gone crazy with power! Absolutely crazy! You must be stopped! Listen to the voice of reason!
S: No master! The moustache! It's my only sexy feature!
TS: Back to the depths with you, Nosefuratu!
S: Aww, that took me two months to grow.
Snails: We're charging through!
S: I swear, it's like everyone hates me or something.
Snails: Did you hear the news?
TS: What news?
Snips: There's, like, a new Twilight in town. TS: What?
Snails: There's a blue Twilight in town!
TS: I call shenanigans on you!
Snips: So, uh, no, like, it's like, totally true.
TS: There's no such pony as Blue Twilight!
Blue Twilight: Everyone look at my magical skills! I don't need friends!
TS: Holy crap, it really is blue me!
BT: So I just thought I'd swing by, show you a little magic trick or two, honey.
TS: Hey guys, have you seen the new pony?
AJ: Oh, you mean that new pony that's standing on front of the stage, in front of everyone in the audience with the fireworks and everything?
No, why do you ask?
R: Honestly, it's like Twilight all over again.
RD: But, like, I thought I was Blue Twilight.
AJ: You're not even a unicorn, Rainbow Dash.
RD: Well I could have been.
TS: So did you want me to get everything for the party ready?
AJ: What the hell are you talking about? What party
TS: You know, for Blue Twilight.
RD: How come she gets a party? I never got one!
R: Yeah, why would we throw a party for Blue Twilight?
TS: Don't you remember? Well the last time a pony came to town who only cared about magic and didn't want friends,
you threw her a party and she learned that the only real magic is friendship, as well as actual magic.
R: I don't remember that happening.
RD: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that didn't happen.
AJ: I'm fairly certain we'd remember a pony like that, Twilight.
TS: You guys are idiots.
BT: I'm just going to show off some more of my magic now.
RD: I don't like her, all she does is show off.
AJ: And there's only one way to deal with a show off.
TS: I already regret asking this, but how do you deal with the show off?
AJ: By also trying to show off.
RD: It's OK when we do it. Not for any real reason. It's just OK when we do it.
TS: That's it! I'm out! I hope a bear eats you all. Whoever writes this show is an idiot.
Narrator: Later, that evening.
Snips: So, uh, hey, Blue Twilight, can you show us some more magic or something?
Snails: I am a pickled bean!
BT: I am so sorry, my faithful fans...
but I am just too tired from performing hours of magical entertainment for all of Ponyville free of charge.
Perhaps tomorrow I can spend more time with you.
Snips: You're the best mom ever.
BT: I love you too, son.
Snails: We are in a cave!
Snips: I... I don't remember how we got in this cave.
Snails: We're lost!
Snips: Quick, Snails! Use your magic to summon Blue Twilight!
Snails: Blue Twilight! We your faithful call out to you today!
(bearly a roar)
Snips: That's not Blue Twilight.
Snails: Oops.
Run for your lives!
S: Master! There's a bear in town! We need your help.
TS: What did I say before Spike?
S: That you hope a bear eats everyone?
TS: A GIANT BEAR EATS ALL OF THEM!
S: OK.
Snips: We're so sorry, Blue Twilight.
BT: Boys, performing for you has been the greatest pleasure of my life.
TS: So Celestia says she doesn't want to lose another entire town to bear attacks this week, so consider yourselves lucky.
AJ: Good job, Twilight! You saved the entire town.
TS: Now let me guess; you all hate me cause I showed off.
AJ: Oh ho ho, no, Twilight! We don't hate you cause you show off.
R: We just hate Blue Twilight cause she's blue! We hate the colour blue!
TS: But Rainbow Dash is blue.
AJ: Yes, but we all hate her as well, remember?
RD: Wait a minute, you guys hate me cause I'm blue?
Ablublublah I don't even... I can't believe you guys. Ablublublablubla.
BT: Well I suppose since you can't stand a pony of colour, I'd best be on my way.
TS: This show is messed up, mare. It is messed up.
Snails: I love you, Blue Twilight.
Me: So Twilight is purple Twilight, and Trixie is blue Twilight...
and the ursa major is purple bear, and the ursa minor is blue bear.
COINCEDENCE! I think maybe.