FS: Angel you will eat your damn carrots!
OW! Oh I get it.
It's OK to have Fluttershy do everything her owners say, but as soon as she gains ownership of her own farm,
suddenly it's all "equal rights" and "slavery's not OK anymore"! In the name of the black smoke in the sky, I demand reparations!
I'm sorry my white master, I'll get back to work now.
FS: Someone help! The clan's out to get me!
TS: Everybody listen up! FS: Everypony.
TS: OK, whatever, it doesn't matter. There's a dragon nearby, and the smoke he's causing will eventually kill us all.
PP: Well what are we going to do?
TS: We're going to go up there, talk to him about his problem,
and maybe in time we can learn to be friends and live together with each other.
AJ: Let me stop you right there Twilight. Wouldn't it be much quicker to just kick him out of town?
TS: NO! We always kick new people out of town! Just once I would like to make friends with someone who isn't from Ponyville.
TS: First we kicked Gilda out! Then we kicked Blue Twilight out! Can we please just make friends with someone?
AJ: Alright, we'll take a vote. Who thinks we should go with Twilight's idea?
R, PP, RD: Me. FS: I'm to shy to vote.
AJ: Let me rephrase that.
Who thinks we should do what Twilight said, remembering that I can have Big Mac snap your spines in three to five places.
AJ: OK then, dragon slaying it is.
TS: I hate you so much.
RD: Uh, Twilight. Why are we bringing Fluttershy?
TS: Well, duh. She's good with animals.
RD: No she's not! She can't even get her own bunny to eat a freaking carrot.
FS: Now Angel you play nice with Spike.
S: Augh! The pain! My head!
FS: Why am I just so bad with animals? Maybe I should just stay home.
TS: Quick everyone! Grab her and take her to a place of fire against her will!
FS: Oh no. I'm having flashbacks to the bad days! The bad days!
TS: Fluttershy, hurry up. I want to get this over with.
FS: I can't, you see, I'm just too shy.
RD: Yeah. she's pretty shy.
PP: She's shy, hey!
R: If you ask me, I'd say she's really shy.
TS: Oh well, I guess we'll just have to let the dragon live in peace.
AJ: Balls to you, we're killing this thing. You go on ahead, we'll catch up.
PP: Aw yeah, bro, I win again!
R: Oh, this is bullcrap. Best eight out of twenty?
AJ: Sorry it took so long, we came across some ghosts and she flipped out, screaming something about the return of the old masters. Lets go!
FS: Guys, I don't think I can make this jump.
TS: Oh why not?
FS: I'm just too shy.
TS: That's your reason for everything!
FS: It's a good reason.
PP: OK, Fluttershy, look. Even if you can't fly, you can still jump! Just remember that famous basket ball player and you'll be fine!
Shaquille O'Neal!
PP: Not that one! Aw, that was close.
TS: Never, ever that one, Fluttershy.
R: Are we there yet?
TS: No.
R: How about now?
TS: Yes!
OK guys, we're going to tackle this dragon one pony at a time.
RS: Wait a minute, haven't we been trying to stick together this whole way up the mountain? Why would we split up now?
TS: Oh, no reason.
AJ: Are you trying to pull something behind my back, Twilight?
TS: Nnnnnoooo?
OK, you all wait here. I'm going in alone.
Um, excuse me Mr. Dragon.
Dragon: What do you want?
TS: You want to be friends?
D: You can't have any of my money.
TS: Oh ho ho, no, silly! I just want to be friends with you. Cause... magic, yeah.
D: Oh, just spit it out.
TS: Well, it's just that your snoring is kind of killing all the ponies in Ponyville.
Now I think we should just talk this out, but my friends out there wanted to kill you so I thought I'd come in alone and...
D: Wait, what did your friends want to do?
TS: Uh, nothing. Forget I said anything. Uh oh.
D: EARUGH! RARGH!!!!!!
TS: Run for your lives!
R: If I must die, please let it be slow and painful!
D: I don't know if there are gods in Equestria, but if there are, I suggest you all start praying to them now.
FS: Oh great and powerful dragon! Please don't kill me!
TS: You mean us right?
D: And what's a pega like you doing out of the fields?
FS: OH HELL NO! You can't say that word! Only pegasus can say that word! Apologize fool!
D: Excuse me?
FS: I said APOLOGIZE!
D: Sorry.
S: So did you convince the dragon to leave?
TS: Well Spike, I suppose you could say he's... dra... gone!
Just write it down, Spike.
S: I'm not writing that down.
TS: Damn it, Spike, write it down!