Narrator: Looks like Ponyville's about to have a bad day.
Pink Pegasus: Woop, that's me done. I'm going home now.
DH: Damn you, Mother Nature! And damn all of your branches!
R: This tree is mine cause I marked it with my image.
AJ: Oh, no you don't, that's my tree. Get your own!
R: You can't really own a tree, Applejack.
AJ: All the trees in Ponyville are mine.
R: Well I want this one!
AJ: No, you can't have it! Go away!
Narrator: Looks like Applejack and Rarity need to learn to get along.
R: Oh, hey, the narrator's back!
AJ: Where have you been all this time?
Narrator: I've been watching what ponies do in their private time. Mmmhmmm.
R: What?
R: Is that rain? Oh no! I'm allergic to water!
AJ: No you're not.
R: Oh, yeah? Then how come every time I stand out in the rain for a few hours I always get a cold?
AJ: You are such an idiot.
R: Just help me!
AJ: Oh, fine. There's an abandoned cabin near here. We'll go stay there the night.
R: Aw, this place is creepy.
AJ: They say this place used to be a library.
R: What happened to it?
AJ: Oh, nothing at all. This is how every library in the world is like.
R: Aw, that's a shame. Here, maybe this book will teach us more about this abandoned building.
Hang on, let me, uh, just look in it. Eh.
I can't understand this, it's written in Irish, can you read it?
AJ: It's written in... are you completely daft?
R: Awwww, I'm so bored. There's nothing to do in here.
AJ: Yeah, that's pretty much libraries for you.
Narrator: Two mares trapped inside an abandoned cabin. Who knows what they're going to get up to. Mmmmmhmmmm.
AJ: Oi! You shut up!
R: Hey Applejack! Want to play truth or dare?
AJ: Absolutely not!
Narrator: Oh, please say yes.
AJ: Actually, you know what? Maybe I will.
Narrator: Aww, yeah!
AJ: Rarity, I dare you stand outside for ten minutes and leave me alone. Actually, you know what? Make it half an hour.
R: But I'm allergic! I told you that already!
AJ: Too late. You've got to do it.
R: Has it been half an hour now?
AJ: Uh, close enough. Come back in.
R: Alright, now it's my turn.
AJ: Ah, damn it. I forgot about that.
R: I dare you to dress up like one of your dead parents! Hah!
AJ: Oh, you are so dead when this is over.
R: Aw, gee, Applejack. I didn't know your dad had such fine taste.
AJ: I dare you to say that again!
R: I dare you to not dare me that!
Narrator: I dare you both to make out with each other.
AJ: Shut up, Phil!
R: I ain't gay.
AJ: I swear both of you are going to... Wait a minute, I thought you were?
R: Who told you that?
AJ: I just thought that was your thing or something.
R: That's not my thing.
AJ: I'll bet you're gay.
R: I am not!
R: This doesn't prove anything.
AJ: Oh, you're just mad that I one truth or dare.
R: Yeah, well at least my dad's not a cross-dresser.
AJ: You take that back or I'll cut you!
R: Aw yeah, will you? Will you?
You can if you want to.
AJ: Damn it, I hate you so much!
R: Prove it then! Ooh! A soft fluffy pillow? That didn't hurt at all!
AJ: Yeah, I know.
R: Well let's see how you like it!
AJ: Oh no, please don't hit me with the soft fluffy pillows.
Phil: And now they're pillow fighting! Awwwwww Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
R: Damn it, Phil! Shut up!
AJ: He's a total creep, I tell you what.
R: I'll bet he doesn't have any friends.
AJ: Ahahaha! Oh, good one, Rarity.
R: Hey look at me, I'm Phil!
Urgh, I don't have any friends and I'm so fat and lonely and I can't physically manifest myself.
AJ: Ahahaha, haha ha. Oh, you know what, Rarity? Maybe you're not so bad after all.
R: You as well mate!
AJ: Well, the sun's finally out. I'm getting out of here.
R: You know Applejack, I think I learned a lot from you, About friendship and all that.
AJ: And I did't learn anything from you. You're still a complete and total moron.
R: Yeah, well you're... stupid.
AJ: Oh, that's fantastic.
AJ: Actually Rarity, before we go I just want to ask you... SWEET MOTHER OF CELESTIA! WHAT IS THAT?
R: I told you I was allergic!