S: You seem very happy with yourself today!
TS: Why wouldn't I be Spike? Ponyville managed to go a whole week without being racist to anyone!
Finally, we're becoming a town that's worth living in. I'm really proud of every pony.
S: If you say so...
PP: Aw, Twilight get over here!
TS: Of course, Pinkie. What seems to be the problem. Oh, hi everyone else.
I just wanted to say I'm so proud of you all for finally learning how to tolerate ponies that aren't from Ponyville.
Now how can I help you today?
AJ: There's some weird looking pony out there, and we're all scared of her.
TS: NO! NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO....
TS: Why does everything always come back to racism?
PP: Oh, we're no racist. We just hate Zecora cause we don't understand her.
TS: That is racism, you idiot!
PP: Oh yeah, I guess it is. Whoops! Hehe.
TS: Have any of you even just tried talking to her?
R: We can't understand a word she's saying though!
FS: Bill Cosby!
RD: Freaking foreigners should just learn the language! I did.
TS: Where are you originally from, Rainbow Dash?
RD: Uh, I'm Swahili. Can't you tell from my accent?
PP: Aw, you know I wrote a song about her!
TS: I wasn't asking if you wrote a song about her.
PP: Oh, she's an evil enchantress and she wears evil pantses, and if you get into her van, she will take you to kansas.
And what will she do, she'll hit you with a shoe, and she'll steal all your cash like a big dirty Jew!
So, watch out!
TS: You know what; you all stay here and I'm going to go talk to her.
PP: Don't worry Twilight, we'll go with you!
TS: Did you not just hear a word I said?
AJ: Yeah, but we hate listening to you, remember?
TS: Fine, whatever, let's go.
Hey Zecora! You want to hang?
TS: Wow, that came out so wrong. I mean do you want to hang out?
Zecora: Sorry young ponies but I have to go! Strawberry cats like to play in the snow!
AJ: What in tarnation does that mean?
R: Watch out! She's speaking Hindu at us!
TS: It's not Hindu!
RD: Well what was it then?
TS: It was rap music, that's all. Rap is nothing to be scared of.
AJ: She's trying to curse us with rap music! Get back to the ghetto forest with you!
PP: Rap isn't real music!
R: Close your ears everyone, or the rap will get you!
TS: There's nothing wrong with rap music!
TS: Universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it.
RD: I can't freaking fly anymore! This is what we get for listening to you, Twilight.
R: I tried telling you our racism is always justified but no, you wouldn't listen.
TS: Oh it's not that bad, Fluttershy seems alright.
FS: Dolly Parton!
TS: Oh no, it's worse than I thought!
TS: We need to find out how to break this curse!
AB: I've got an idea!
TS: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! Who are you?
AB: It's me, Applebloom!
TS: Uhhhhhh...
AB: You met me in episode one!
TS: Uhhhhh.....
AB: I'm Applejack's sister!
TS: Uhhhh....
AJ: I'm Applejack, you daft ninny!
TS: Your voice is funny.
AJ: Say that again and I'll bite your toes off!
TS: Pinkie, please stop trying to speak.
OK, we made it. What do we do now?
R: I say we go in there, tie her up and hang her by a tree. Just like the good old days!
TS: I don't remember those days being good.
RD: I don't remember those days being old. Didn't we do that yesterday?
R: Oh yeah, haha, that was fun. Poor Cheerilee's going to be in therapy for days.
TS: Well, whatever we do, let's do it now. I think the curse is getting worse!
FS: Oops, I did it again, I played with your heart, got lost in the game, oh BABY BABY!
TS: I never thought I'd say this, but I miss old Fluttershy.
OK, one, two, three.
Everyone else: Charge! Fluttershy: Colonel Sanders!
Z: You jive turkeys! Dang ponies always trying to keep a zebra down!
AJ: Shove it up your ear hole!
TS: Zecora I place you under arrest for crimes you probably didn't commit!
Z: You can't take me back to the slammer!
TS: I demand you take this curse off of us!
AB: Oy, you six idiots! Shut up and just listen to her.
TS: What! Why?
Z: That curse you have has an easy fix! I like to play my drums with drumsticks!
RD: That does't make any freaking sense!
R: Bloody Indonesians!
TS: What do you mean?
TS: Oh, I get it now!
And to think all we had to do was bathe in a bath filled with the tears of virgins!
R: I've never seen Rainbow Dash cry that much!
RD: All I had to do was remember a time when my parents where still alive, and it just came gushing out.
Z: The ponies in this town are really weird! Did you know Santa Claus has a beard?
TS: Boy, you said it Zecora. And now the curse is finally gone, right Fluttershy?
FS: Michael Jackson!
TS: Uhhhhhhhhhhh.......
AB: Big sister! Is it time for my cameo yet?
AJ: Shut up Applebloom!