Hello, Twilight!
Hello, Pin..
Can you believe it? I've been invited to RuBronyCon in Russia!
Umm.. It's great, I think..
But what is this "rosinya" or "reznia"?
You don't know?!?
In the far north in harmony with the nature
There's this magical country.
The weather is pretty wierd there -
Two months of Summer and ten moths of Winter!
Bears are walking on streets,
Everyone wearing earflaps and singing "Tetris" song
And they are gathering by evening
To drink a tea from samovar and eat some barankas.
The roads in Russia are strange too
One can't say if there is anywhere a road or not
There are carpets along all of the walls
And the post office is not doing well too...
But the life in Russia is great, anyway.
There are plenty of kind and cheerful people
They will welcome you warmly and the friendship will spark
Inside of warm hearts under the long beard!
So, do you like it?
Wow.. beautiful song..
Yeah, I love it too!
But how you're gonna go to Russia?
SKYPE!
It's something like "cherrychanga"?
Dear friends, we will now perform the first ever teleport
Telebridge or some other stuff (wut?)
Internet Explorer crashes
But we will try to make it anyway!
Skype call to Equestria!
Now we will try to call Pinkie
Guys, hurry up there
(Something went wrong!)
So, let's make a call!
Right now...
One moment please...
Twilight, lookie-lookie here! They called us!
Pinkie! I'm not going to chat with your imaginary friends...
Howdy! How are you guys?
(Say "hello", folks!)
Pinkie! We heard from your song that here are bears on streets!
But it's XXI century and there's no bears and telnyashkas!
And what's that?!?
(And we're not taking a bath! (wut?) )
Pinkie! I hope you can hear us well...
Maybe you know how to get to Equestria?
(The sound glitches)
To Equestria? Silly you! I'm here already!
Ehmm... great...
But what about us, papa?! (Papa? Lolwut?)
(Oh, my dear god..) Maybe you will come to visit us here?
It depends on which pill you will choose...
Pinkie! Pills again?!?
No! Not the pills! I was joking!
Oops, I can't hear you!
(The sound is gone!)
What's happened? Where are you? I can't hear you?
(The sound is gone!)
Bronies? Hello!
(The sound is gone, the internet crashes, everything is lost! Oh my god!)
Oh, I can hear you again!
Ugh.. Pinkie! Why you're alone? Where's everypony?
Well, Applejack is raising barn, Rarity is making a dress for Fluttershy,
Fluttershy is helping Rarity and Rainbow Dash is about to come!
Hi, Twilight, hi Pinkie!
Dashie!
Notebook? Can I play? Do you have Pony Creed 3?
Dash, wait? I'm with friends...
Ah, gread... Video is gone...
Looks like Rainbow Dash is playing Pony Quake 3 now (wat?)
What we're gonna do?
What we're gonna do, guys?
Suddenly, Applejack took Dashie to help raise her barn!
So we have a couple of minutes before she comes back to play her ponycreed again.
Ah, great!
You mentioned that Twilight is around there somewhere. Can you call her?
Guys, let's call Twilight?
Hey, Twilight, can you come here, please?
Pinkie, I said that I don't want to chat with your...
...imaginary friends
(We're not imaginary, honestly!)
(I can't see you want Twilight to notice you all!)
Interesting, why you wanted to show me blank screen?
I think, she can't see you behind the fourth wall!
Ugh.. Ummm.. That's explains everything, I think..
Well, thank you Pinkie...
Duudes...
Spike, what's happened?
Duude.. Twilight, Princess Celestia has sent you a letter...
A letter?
By the Celestia's beard!
Pinkie! We gotta go! Hurry up!
Oops! I gotta go! Farewell bronies and pegasisters! See you soon!
Don't forget to watch the video! (We forgot T_T)
(Bye-bye!)
(Ugh.. Thanks god!)
Have you feel...
Have you feel yourself a little bit closer to Equestria?
Great! We did everything we could! Thank you!