We're dead. We're dead.
No one's going to want it.
Clients! Clients.
- First of all, hello. - I suppose you're here to see the...
We're here to show you the...
OK, then. May we present to you...
..tshirtOS.
Outfit of the future.
Have you been wearing it?
Of course we've been wearing it. This thing's unbelievable.
It's alive! It's alive!
It just seemed like such a stupid thing to do to have it locked up, just locked away.
- Shall we? - No, no.
- What do you mean no? - We are not taking it out.
OK, look at me. We're taking this out tonight. So we thought it was our job to see if we could...
Get some girls.
..connect with our demographic.
I'd given him strict instructions. Don't overload the circuitry.
Don't get it wet, don't feed it after midnight. I get it.
- The reactions to our gizmo were...
..were...
..were... encouraging.
- That's when I saw the most beautiful girl... - Target audience.
I couldn't wait to show her the 1024 LED screen in full action.
Look, it's you.
- That's hot.
She gave us an address.
It would have been rude not to go. It was a party.
It was kind of an art thing.
Not really my kind of thing, art.
- So I decided to help... - Force.
..encourage Ollie to get hooked up himself.
And you know what? It worked.
The subject seemed keen to get to know the man behind the technology.
But Sonny picked that precise moment to test another function.
- She was all over me. - All over you? No.
I don't agree with you. Ollie, give it to me. It's sad.
So we moved on to a more controlled environment.
Somewhere where tshirtOS could really shine.
# Something's gotten hold of my heart
# Keeping my soul and my spirit apart
Hey you!
I want that t-shirt.
Nonetheless, the T-shirt was proving to be sporty.
And highly, highly desirable.
And so we sought refuge in an all-night tanning salon.
- We tried to ride out the trouble. - Are you ready?
- But the trouble found us anyway. - Wax on.
I hid in the wrong room.
Wax off...
Anyway, T-shirt was ruined. Along with our careers.
- And we lost the girl of our dreams. - I lost a layer of skin.
But it wasn't over yet.
Our luck had run out.
Give me that shirt!
- But then bang.
- I can see a light. - Ollie, stay away from the light.
But then a vision.
Nan?
- She's come back for me. - She's come back for me.
She'd come back for the T-shirt.
1024 LED screen, integrated camera, Bluetooth capable.
My washable, wearable, audible life's work.
I love it.
Two questions.
When can you make some more?
And secondly, how did it get back here?