WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:03.180 --> 00:00:05.180 We're dead. We're dead. 00:00:05.260 --> 00:00:06.900 No one's going to want it. 00:00:09.180 --> 00:00:10.000 Clients! Clients. 00:00:10.500 --> 00:00:15.850 - First of all, hello. - I suppose you're here to see the... 00:00:17.200 --> 00:00:17.620 We're here to show you the... 00:00:17.700 --> 00:00:20.380 OK, then. May we present to you... 00:00:21.940 --> 00:00:23.380 ..tshirtOS. 00:00:24.620 --> 00:00:26.260 Outfit of the future. 00:00:27.940 --> 00:00:29.860 Have you been wearing it? 00:00:30.660 --> 00:00:33.700 Of course we've been wearing it. This thing's unbelievable. 00:00:38.100 --> 00:00:40.820 It's alive! It's alive! 00:00:40.900 --> 00:00:45.780 It just seemed like such a stupid thing to do to have it locked up, just locked away. 00:00:45.860 --> 00:00:46.940 - Shall we? - No, no. 00:00:47.020 --> 00:00:52.140 - What do you mean no? - We are not taking it out. 00:00:52.980 --> 00:00:57.820 OK, look at me. We're taking this out tonight. So we thought it was our job to see if we could... 00:00:57.900 --> 00:00:59.220 Get some girls. 00:00:59.300 --> 00:01:01.100 ..connect with our demographic. 00:01:01.180 --> 00:01:05.020 I'd given him strict instructions. Don't overload the circuitry. 00:01:05.100 --> 00:01:07.900 Don't get it wet, don't feed it after midnight. I get it. 00:01:07.980 --> 00:01:10.700 - The reactions to our gizmo were... 00:01:11.620 --> 00:01:13.140 ..were... 00:01:14.100 --> 00:01:15.860 ..were... encouraging. 00:01:17.700 --> 00:01:22.860 - That's when I saw the most beautiful girl... - Target audience. 00:01:27.700 --> 00:01:33.180 I couldn't wait to show her the 1024 LED screen in full action. 00:01:36.500 --> 00:01:38.660 Look, it's you. 00:01:38.740 --> 00:01:40.980 - That's hot. 00:01:45.180 --> 00:01:46.180 She gave us an address. 00:01:46.680 --> 00:01:48.620 It would have been rude not to go. It was a party. 00:01:49.860 --> 00:01:53.720 It was kind of an art thing. 00:01:53.800 --> 00:01:54.700 Not really my kind of thing, art. 00:01:55.100 --> 00:01:57.420 - So I decided to help... - Force. 00:01:57.500 --> 00:02:01.180 ..encourage Ollie to get hooked up himself. 00:02:05.900 --> 00:02:09.140 And you know what? It worked. 00:02:10.420 --> 00:02:14.500 The subject seemed keen to get to know the man behind the technology. 00:02:14.580 --> 00:02:18.660 But Sonny picked that precise moment to test another function. 00:02:20.660 --> 00:02:23.260 - She was all over me. - All over you? No. 00:02:23.340 --> 00:02:26.820 I don't agree with you. Ollie, give it to me. It's sad. 00:02:26.900 --> 00:02:30.680 So we moved on to a more controlled environment. 00:02:30.760 --> 00:02:33.360 Somewhere where tshirtOS could really shine. 00:02:35.220 --> 00:02:38.100 # Something's gotten hold of my heart 00:02:39.300 --> 00:02:42.380 # Keeping my soul and my spirit apart 00:02:42.960 --> 00:02:45.260 Hey you! 00:02:45.340 --> 00:02:46.620 I want that t-shirt. 00:02:46.700 --> 00:02:50.740 Nonetheless, the T-shirt was proving to be sporty. 00:02:51.060 --> 00:02:53.020 And highly, highly desirable. 00:02:53.100 --> 00:02:57.980 And so we sought refuge in an all-night tanning salon. 00:03:00.500 --> 00:03:03.400 - We tried to ride out the trouble. - Are you ready? 00:03:03.480 --> 00:03:06.200 - But the trouble found us anyway. - Wax on. 00:03:06.280 --> 00:03:07.480 I hid in the wrong room. 00:03:07.800 --> 00:03:08.600 Wax off... 00:03:08.860 --> 00:03:12.820 Anyway, T-shirt was ruined. Along with our careers. 00:03:12.900 --> 00:03:18.540 - And we lost the girl of our dreams. - I lost a layer of skin. 00:03:21.940 --> 00:03:23.220 But it wasn't over yet. 00:03:24.180 --> 00:03:25.780 Our luck had run out. 00:03:25.860 --> 00:03:27.860 Give me that shirt! 00:03:28.820 --> 00:03:31.460 - But then bang. 00:03:35.180 --> 00:03:38.440 - I can see a light. - Ollie, stay away from the light. 00:03:38.520 --> 00:03:40.360 But then a vision. 00:03:40.540 --> 00:03:42.480 Nan? 00:03:45.300 --> 00:03:48.780 - She's come back for me. - She's come back for me. 00:03:51.900 --> 00:03:54.020 She'd come back for the T-shirt. 00:03:56.300 --> 00:04:00.700 1024 LED screen, integrated camera, Bluetooth capable. 00:04:01.700 --> 00:04:05.740 My washable, wearable, audible life's work. 00:04:14.500 --> 00:04:15.740 I love it. 00:04:16.900 --> 00:04:18.580 Two questions. 00:04:18.660 --> 00:04:20.380 When can you make some more? 00:04:20.460 --> 00:04:24.100 And secondly, how did it get back here?