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Hello ladies.

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Look at your man.

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Now back to me.

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Now back at your man.

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Now back to me.

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Sadly, he isn't me.

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But if he stopped using lady
scented body wash and switched

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to Old Spice, he could
smell like he's me.

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Look down.

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Back up.

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Where are you?

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You're on a boat with the man
your man could smell like.

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What's in your hand?

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Back at me.

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I have it.

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It's an oyster with two tickets
to that thing you love.

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Look again.

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The tickets are now diamonds.

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Anything is possible when
your man smells like Old

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Spice and not a lady.

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I'm on a horse