WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:03.380 --> 00:00:06.360 Hi, I'm a bounty hunter. Baba Dee Flatt! 00:00:08.620 --> 00:00:10.000 Hoooly... FUU- 00:00:14.440 --> 00:00:17.880 I wouldn't sell a drink to me - it's not wise to piss off a drunk old Jedi! 00:00:17.880 --> 00:00:19.700 ...about the equivilant of a medium shield... 00:00:21.540 --> 00:00:22.240 AaAAaa 00:00:22.560 --> 00:00:23.560 I like my beans 00:00:25.240 --> 00:00:26.760 There's still Sith out there... 00:00:28.120 --> 00:00:29.740 You don't think so, then you're wrong. 00:00:29.800 --> 00:00:31.660 Cooking With Fatty: Meat Salad 00:00:33.160 --> 00:00:33.660 Whuaa! 00:00:37.040 --> 00:00:39.660 You're funny if you think you can take mine from me. 00:00:49.540 --> 00:00:50.040 GRAAHH 00:00:50.040 --> 00:00:52.000 You're still hittin' full force, dude! 00:00:52.940 --> 00:00:53.500 AHHHHOW 00:00:54.120 --> 00:00:54.620 AAAH 00:00:54.980 --> 00:00:55.480 AWWH 00:00:56.020 --> 00:00:56.520 AAAAAH 00:00:56.880 --> 00:00:57.380 FUCK 00:00:57.960 --> 00:00:58.460 Dude! 00:00:58.460 --> 00:00:58.960 Fuckin- 00:00:58.960 --> 00:01:00.400 Stop. Doing. FULL. FORCE. 00:01:04.400 --> 00:01:05.160 Um... 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:08.520 What IS going "full force"? 00:01:10.280 --> 00:01:12.320 That is... where... 00:01:12.320 --> 00:01:13.920 - and the way I define it... 00:01:13.920 --> 00:01:16.620 Someone is treating it as if they're about to die 00:01:16.620 --> 00:01:18.560 and they are putting everything behind it. 00:01:25.260 --> 00:01:26.140 Back in April 00:01:26.140 --> 00:01:28.360 I flew out to Battle Creek, Michigan 00:01:29.180 --> 00:01:33.460 to meet a fellow YouTuber that goes by the name of airsoftfatty 00:01:35.780 --> 00:01:37.480 I'm sure you guys have seen some of his videos 00:01:37.480 --> 00:01:39.300 his most popular ones are: 00:01:39.300 --> 00:01:40.920 Fortnite Chug Jug Challenge 00:01:42.540 --> 00:01:43.040 And: 00:01:45.600 --> 00:01:46.760 (watch 'til the end) 00:01:47.960 --> 00:01:48.520 OUHGHhh 00:01:49.560 --> 00:01:50.880 I think I just shit myself... 00:01:51.760 --> 00:01:54.480 airsoftfatty makes a WIDE variety of content 00:01:54.480 --> 00:01:56.820 What you'll need is some turkey or sandwich meat 00:01:56.820 --> 00:01:57.900 and hot dogs 00:01:57.900 --> 00:02:00.220 One day he will upload "meat salad" 00:02:00.220 --> 00:02:01.620 the next day he'll upload 00:02:01.620 --> 00:02:04.960 "Cranberries zombie cover practice 1" 00:02:04.960 --> 00:02:08.540 *angelic singing* 00:02:08.540 --> 00:02:12.100 There is NOTHING that's off-limits for fatty to upload 00:02:12.100 --> 00:02:14.340 Ahh- with the exception of like, uh 00:02:14.720 --> 00:02:15.740 I was gonna say "weight loss" 00:02:15.740 --> 00:02:17.460 but he's even uploaded weight loss stuff 00:02:17.460 --> 00:02:18.500 ...hnngguhh 17 00:02:19.660 --> 00:02:20.320 Oooh, it's gettin'... 00:02:20.480 --> 00:02:21.100 really hard... 00:02:22.060 --> 00:02:22.560 GRAAAH 00:02:22.560 --> 00:02:24.260 This guy's unstoppable. 00:02:24.940 --> 00:02:27.280 I was kind of curious about fatty's life 00:02:27.280 --> 00:02:29.380 ya'know, I'd seen his videos for so long 00:02:29.380 --> 00:02:31.800 I wanted to know if he was playing a character 00:02:31.800 --> 00:02:34.720 I wanted to know what he's like off-camera 00:02:34.720 --> 00:02:36.420 what he's like around his friends and family 00:02:36.420 --> 00:02:37.700 what his eating habits are 00:02:37.700 --> 00:02:39.280 I like my noodle to be a little dry 00:02:39.280 --> 00:02:43.000 I wanted to know all that I could learn about airsoftfatty 00:02:43.000 --> 00:02:45.260 and I think the best way of doing that 00:02:45.260 --> 00:02:46.880 was goin' directly to the source. 00:02:53.580 --> 00:02:56.820 It feels like the name suits it, 'cause I've only seen, like... 00:02:57.240 --> 00:03:00.180 like, I've seen a lot of army vehicles 00:03:00.180 --> 00:03:01.860 and a lot of roadkill 00:03:01.860 --> 00:03:04.120 so it feels like a "Battle Creek." 00:03:04.260 --> 00:03:04.760 Alright... 00:03:06.140 --> 00:03:09.680 We're calling Chris, AKA airsoftfatty 00:03:32.700 --> 00:03:34.660 ~ Record your message after the tone ~ 00:03:35.840 --> 00:03:37.760 Hey Chris, it's Ian 00:03:38.500 --> 00:03:40.200 Call me back when you get this 00:03:41.740 --> 00:03:42.240 Yeah. 00:03:43.020 --> 00:03:44.640 Somethin' about "Krotosis"? 00:03:45.600 --> 00:03:46.500 What was that? 00:03:47.060 --> 00:03:48.040 Now we, uhh 00:03:48.040 --> 00:03:50.420 we wait... for his response 00:03:50.420 --> 00:03:51.620 so that we... 00:03:52.020 --> 00:03:55.560 have... an extra level of permission to come over. 00:04:01.060 --> 00:04:02.980 I guess we could just show up, I - 00:04:02.980 --> 00:04:05.280 I told him that we'd be coming, so... 00:04:06.040 --> 00:04:07.500 Let's just drive over there. 00:04:07.620 --> 00:04:09.520 As we were driving to fatty's house 00:04:09.520 --> 00:04:12.400 I fully expected us to just park on the side of the road 00:04:12.400 --> 00:04:14.220 Knock on his door, and have him greet us: 00:04:14.220 --> 00:04:17.460 "Ohh, iDubbbz! Great to see ya man! How's it goin'?" 00:04:17.780 --> 00:04:19.040 But it didn't go like that. 00:04:19.340 --> 00:04:21.340 It went quite a bit scarier than that. 00:04:21.380 --> 00:04:22.680 We are here... 00:04:27.220 --> 00:04:28.220 Oh... my... fu- 00:04:28.220 --> 00:04:29.240 Those are the boys. 00:04:29.420 --> 00:04:30.260 That... is... 00:04:30.960 --> 00:04:33.500 I've never felt more uncomfortable in my life 00:04:37.660 --> 00:04:38.160 Yeah? 00:04:41.720 --> 00:04:43.300 Alright, I'll do that... 00:04:45.140 --> 00:04:48.260 What I assumed to be fatty's friends at the time 00:04:48.600 --> 00:04:51.540 welcomed us - showered us - with welcoming gifts 00:04:52.520 --> 00:04:54.280 featuring: beer... 00:04:54.840 --> 00:04:55.760 Faygo... 00:04:56.000 --> 00:04:57.220 ...and weenies. 00:04:57.800 --> 00:05:00.000 ...if you can call any of that welcoming gifts. 00:05:00.000 --> 00:05:03.900 I mean it seems a lot like - more like foreplay for a juggalo 00:05:03.900 --> 00:05:07.020 than it does a "welcome to Michigan" sort of gift... 00:05:07.020 --> 00:05:08.200 but I could be wrong. 00:05:08.200 --> 00:05:10.460 Welcome to the state where Kellogg's from from... 00:05:10.460 --> 00:05:11.180 and Faygo - 00:05:12.460 --> 00:05:15.180 I wanted to talk to fatty on the first day, but 00:05:15.180 --> 00:05:17.200 his friends would not allow that. 00:05:17.200 --> 00:05:20.100 They were askin' me all sorts of questions about 00:05:20.500 --> 00:05:22.320 Filthy Frank, and... 00:05:22.320 --> 00:05:23.960 PewDiePie, and all this sorta shit... 00:05:23.960 --> 00:05:25.800 How's Felix in real life? 00:05:26.680 --> 00:05:28.120 Is he shorter than I think he is? 00:05:28.720 --> 00:05:30.540 I had to just endure it 00:05:30.540 --> 00:05:32.780 I had to function as the Autism Magnet... 00:05:32.900 --> 00:05:34.940 Me, Aaron, and him 00:05:34.940 --> 00:05:35.860 are autistic 00:05:35.860 --> 00:05:37.240 ...while Dane and Ben 00:05:37.240 --> 00:05:41.620 got footage of fatty and asked fatty questions as he toured them around the property. 00:05:44.220 --> 00:05:45.800 See if the light still works in here... 00:05:48.180 --> 00:05:50.060 Somethin' that ain't trash over there 00:05:50.860 --> 00:05:51.900 Two MG Midgets. 00:05:52.840 --> 00:05:53.480 Midgets? 00:05:54.660 --> 00:05:56.280 Grandfather left me this one... 00:05:56.780 --> 00:05:57.960 Left Matt the red one. 00:05:58.500 --> 00:05:59.740 Worst comes to worse... 00:06:01.600 --> 00:06:05.160 Sell 'em to someone who'll give'em the beauty treatment and start usin' 'em in shows. 00:06:05.160 --> 00:06:06.920 And then o'course you got the jet ski. 00:06:08.380 --> 00:06:10.040 When's the last time you took the jet ski out? 00:06:10.040 --> 00:06:12.800 Well, considering it hasn't had a good starter since '99... 00:06:13.340 --> 00:06:14.800 "Hasn't been started since '99." 00:06:14.800 --> 00:06:15.400 Is that what you said? 00:06:15.400 --> 00:06:16.700 Hasn't been started since '99. 00:06:17.760 --> 00:06:19.940 And technically, that is an outlawed model. 00:06:20.400 --> 00:06:21.600 An outlawed model? 00:06:21.600 --> 00:06:22.480 Here we go. 00:06:23.540 --> 00:06:24.660 Kinda forget I had this... 00:06:24.660 --> 00:06:29.180 Turns out Chris was more than willing to share his life with us as long as we let him. 00:06:29.180 --> 00:06:34.180 He simultaneously is able to sound like an old man who's reminiscing 'bout the days past 00:06:34.620 --> 00:06:37.760 While also having the imagination of a third-grader 00:06:37.760 --> 00:06:41.480 who definitely just found a real life t-rex fossil. 00:06:44.460 --> 00:06:45.560 What the fuck? 00:06:46.200 --> 00:06:46.920 ...the hell? 00:06:50.720 --> 00:06:51.660 Treasure map? 00:06:51.660 --> 00:06:52.420 No... 00:06:59.560 --> 00:07:01.260 Oh, this is quilting stuff, okay! 00:07:02.260 --> 00:07:03.500 I just realized that now. 00:07:04.600 --> 00:07:05.520 It's not paperwork, it's... 00:07:06.580 --> 00:07:07.220 quilting stuff. 00:07:07.640 --> 00:07:08.140 Yeah. 00:07:08.140 --> 00:07:08.640 Ah, okay. 00:07:09.200 --> 00:07:10.940 I know someone in the house who can enjoy this. 00:07:10.940 --> 00:07:12.980 Apparently it was up in the garage door. 00:07:13.380 --> 00:07:13.940 Yeah 00:07:29.900 --> 00:07:32.300 What's the strategy with takin' one of your shoes off? 00:07:34.460 --> 00:07:35.720 That's literally it. 00:07:36.460 --> 00:07:37.900 Thought maybe you were goin' down there. 00:07:38.020 --> 00:07:38.980 Oh, hell no... 00:07:39.840 --> 00:07:41.080 Even if the tires weren't there... 00:07:42.080 --> 00:07:43.460 ...it's basically a goddamn snake pit. 00:07:44.440 --> 00:07:45.400 Every year... 00:07:46.540 --> 00:07:47.540 breeding season... 00:07:48.340 --> 00:07:49.740 Garter snakes are everywhere down there... 00:07:49.740 --> 00:07:50.780 Garter snakes? 00:07:50.780 --> 00:07:51.900 Pretty harmless snakes, right? 00:07:51.900 --> 00:07:52.600 Hoohoo... 00:07:53.320 --> 00:07:55.220 Michigan Blue Racers, man - they'll chase you. 00:07:55.760 --> 00:07:56.260 They'll chase- 00:07:56.260 --> 00:07:57.220 I know that for a fact. 00:07:57.540 --> 00:07:58.640 You've been chased by a Blue- 00:07:58.640 --> 00:07:59.340 Yes! 00:08:00.080 --> 00:08:01.640 Me and mother had the golf cart workin'... 00:08:02.320 --> 00:08:03.120 She started it 00:08:03.300 --> 00:08:04.860 snake comes out, starts chasin' her... 00:08:04.860 --> 00:08:07.360 ...and she gets in the golf cart, ditches me all the way back there... 00:08:08.700 --> 00:08:10.140 I had to run the whole fuckin' field. 00:08:10.680 --> 00:08:11.960 Fatty won't shut up. 00:08:12.120 --> 00:08:13.500 He came in, he had both eyes infected- 00:08:13.500 --> 00:08:14.860 Then I got stuck between a toilet and a wall- 00:08:14.860 --> 00:08:17.000 Complete bullshit, you had some woman that looked like she was in her 300's- 00:08:17.000 --> 00:08:20.100 I've got my mother who can pretty much vouch for a lot of things to talk about here... 00:08:20.120 --> 00:08:21.740 Ya know, if you ask him a question 00:08:21.740 --> 00:08:23.980 he'll go to the moon and back with stories. 00:08:24.400 --> 00:08:25.160 ...and you can't stop him- 00:08:25.160 --> 00:08:26.940 But they have to first find a way to target it- 00:08:26.940 --> 00:08:29.480 Aaaaand there's literally just 'bout two feet straight 'way- 00:08:29.480 --> 00:08:30.260 *hissing sound* 00:08:30.260 --> 00:08:31.200 And then just *drop*. 00:08:31.200 --> 00:08:32.620 You could try to cut in there and he's like 00:08:32.620 --> 00:08:35.780 "Oh, that reminds me of a new story I gotta tell you." 00:08:35.780 --> 00:08:37.440 I thought them muh'fuckers were demon horses- 00:08:37.440 --> 00:08:38.000 *loud cough* 00:08:38.000 --> 00:08:38.560 and then 00:08:38.560 --> 00:08:42.160 Because both Marauding Captains on the field cause what's called the "Marauding Captain Effect." 00:08:42.160 --> 00:08:43.600 Probably speakin' gibberish for God's sake. 00:08:43.600 --> 00:08:45.220 Yeah, I don't know anything about Yu-Gi-Oh... 00:08:45.220 --> 00:08:47.640 I goin' down within five feet, my mother's tryna hold me down- 00:08:47.640 --> 00:08:49.020 My legs... up in the air- 00:08:49.020 --> 00:08:51.100 We call her Peanut 'cause when she was born she was a peanut- 00:08:51.100 --> 00:08:53.220 That's where I almost got actually eaten by a t-rex. 00:08:54.300 --> 00:08:55.720 Ahhh... man... 00:08:56.080 --> 00:08:56.960 Man, oh man oh 00:08:56.960 --> 00:08:57.580 Cheez-Its 00:08:57.920 --> 00:09:00.560 You're lookin' at someone who can go days without pissing and shitting 00:09:01.060 --> 00:09:03.180 And someone who can go about all day without drinking. 00:09:03.640 --> 00:09:04.200 Really? 00:09:04.420 --> 00:09:05.820 And I only drink from beer mugs! 00:09:06.300 --> 00:09:07.800 You only drink from beer mugs? 00:09:12.740 --> 00:09:13.840 ...or shot glasses. 00:09:13.840 --> 00:09:15.220 You do shots of water? 00:09:20.440 --> 00:09:25.620 Later on we decided to drive around and have fatty give us a bit of a tour of the city 00:09:25.640 --> 00:09:30.760 Ya know, let us know what hot spots or interesting features there were in Battle Creek. 00:09:31.220 --> 00:09:32.500 Uhh, there weren't any. 00:09:32.780 --> 00:09:33.840 Not necessarily... 00:09:34.100 --> 00:09:35.260 There's your Red Roofs 00:09:35.700 --> 00:09:36.960 Back there you have your Knights Inn... 00:09:36.960 --> 00:09:38.460 You have your America's Best Quality Inn... 00:09:39.140 --> 00:09:40.520 Another Knights Inn over there... 00:09:40.640 --> 00:09:41.600 It was like... 00:09:42.100 --> 00:09:43.060 ...just a shit-hole. 00:09:44.480 --> 00:09:46.220 And I'm not even afraid to say it 00:09:46.220 --> 00:09:48.000 'cause everyone there calls it a shit-hole. 00:09:48.000 --> 00:09:51.180 Believe it or not, at least once every few months, you will have 00:09:51.180 --> 00:09:54.360 drug buses... like, down the road from me over here at the motel. 00:09:54.360 --> 00:09:55.360 Drug buses? 00:09:55.360 --> 00:09:55.860 Yeah. 00:09:55.860 --> 00:09:56.760 What is that? 00:09:57.160 --> 00:09:57.720 Ya know... 00:09:57.720 --> 00:10:00.660 Usual team they gotta call in when it's stuff like meth and cocaine. 00:10:00.660 --> 00:10:01.980 Oh, so they're the police. 00:10:01.980 --> 00:10:02.720 Yes, essentially. 00:10:02.720 --> 00:10:07.380 After hearing a bunch of fatty's stories, we started to notice that he has this habit 00:10:07.800 --> 00:10:12.620 of opening the story with a line that is more interesting than the story itself. 00:10:12.620 --> 00:10:14.060 "Yo, Chris! You wanna go to a big party?" 00:10:14.060 --> 00:10:15.440 Well the thing is... think about it- 00:10:15.440 --> 00:10:18.200 Put the gun away. Put the BBs back. I'm shaking- 00:10:18.200 --> 00:10:20.800 And I looked at him, and I was like, "I've never been to really any kind of party." 00:10:20.800 --> 00:10:23.080 Calling my mother as I'm putting the fire out on the stove- 00:10:23.080 --> 00:10:24.860 I'm one of the only guys that's got a race mini van- 00:10:24.860 --> 00:10:27.260 They're like, "Dude, it's like a 'Project X'-style party, let's go!" 00:10:27.260 --> 00:10:28.520 The grilled cheese are burnt! 00:10:28.520 --> 00:10:34.500 So instead of just cutting to the chase about how his engine blew out after he didn't change the oil... 00:10:34.520 --> 00:10:35.500 He'll open it with: 00:10:35.500 --> 00:10:39.440 I learned the hard way that you get your oil checked every few months. 00:10:41.680 --> 00:10:45.200 Now I- now I must inquire and hear this awesome story 00:10:45.800 --> 00:10:46.640 You learned the hard way? 00:10:46.640 --> 00:10:47.500 Please. 00:10:47.780 --> 00:10:49.360 I had a 98' Ford Explorer... 00:10:49.360 --> 00:10:51.020 And you just hear, "PAAAP!" 00:10:51.060 --> 00:10:51.700 Faauuck... 00:10:51.700 --> 00:10:53.080 And then it just stops - cuts off completely. 00:10:53.080 --> 00:10:54.620 I got my blinkers on, I'm in the other lane. 00:10:54.620 --> 00:10:56.260 Got people passin', "What the fuck is your problem?" 00:10:56.260 --> 00:10:56.760 I'm like... 00:10:56.760 --> 00:10:57.880 The grilled cheese are burnt! 00:11:00.840 --> 00:11:03.680 See, this is somethin' I don't get: why the fuck put a stop sign right here. 00:11:03.940 --> 00:11:07.880 Would you ever consider like becoming like a mayor or some sort of city official or something 00:11:07.880 --> 00:11:09.420 to try and make some sort of change? 00:11:09.420 --> 00:11:10.760 I don't feel like I'd have the skill to do so. 00:11:10.760 --> 00:11:12.020 You don't think so? 00:11:12.020 --> 00:11:12.900 Naw 00:11:13.360 --> 00:11:15.760 I'm not a very good people's person. 00:11:15.760 --> 00:11:18.100 I have a tendency to get stage fright. 00:11:18.760 --> 00:11:21.280 Yeah I know, crazy enough - I do videos, yet I get stage fright. 00:11:21.800 --> 00:11:25.800 That's the weird thing: a lot of stuff that I do contradicts what I actually feel. 00:11:25.800 --> 00:11:29.080 But yeah, there's even times - like I said - where it's people I should know by heart 00:11:29.600 --> 00:11:30.860 I even panic around, ya know. 00:11:31.380 --> 00:11:31.880 *cough cough* 00:11:31.880 --> 00:11:32.660 Oh, man. 00:11:33.140 --> 00:11:35.140 To be honest with you, I couldn't hurt a fly. 00:11:36.580 --> 00:11:37.860 You *wouldn't hurt a fly. 00:11:37.860 --> 00:11:40.620 I couldn't. Not even wouldn't, I couldn't. 00:11:40.620 --> 00:11:41.980 You can't catch one. 00:11:43.220 --> 00:11:45.920 There were a couple moments where fatty and his group of friends 00:11:45.920 --> 00:11:47.540 would mention this place called Meijer. 00:11:47.540 --> 00:11:49.520 This here, is... 00:11:50.080 --> 00:11:50.780 The Meijer. 00:11:50.780 --> 00:11:52.660 And I - I just thought it was a gas station. 00:11:52.660 --> 00:11:55.880 But they reminding me, like, "No this is not a gas station." 00:11:55.900 --> 00:11:58.060 "This is so much more than that." 00:11:58.060 --> 00:12:01.500 And I was like, "Shiiit, alright. We're - we're really goin' somewhere!" 00:12:01.500 --> 00:12:02.220 Umm... 00:12:02.220 --> 00:12:05.280 It's just like a sh- like a slightly better Wal-Mart. 00:12:06.260 --> 00:12:07.180 *confused chuckle* 00:12:13.080 --> 00:12:15.840 We learned a lot of useful stuff on our shopping trip. 00:12:15.840 --> 00:12:17.100 I can do stuff like Cleveland Brown: 00:12:17.100 --> 00:12:19.120 "HEY GUYS, IT'S ME CLEVELAND BROWN!" 00:12:19.760 --> 00:12:20.880 Got stuff like Elmo: 00:12:20.880 --> 00:12:24.440 "Elmo says - Elmo says we need to take another puff-puff-pass." 00:12:24.440 --> 00:12:28.220 To be honest, I don't know what the hell fatty was saying throughout the day 00:12:28.220 --> 00:12:29.900 because I wasn't with him. 00:12:30.380 --> 00:12:32.220 You know, I was - I was around these guys: 00:12:32.220 --> 00:12:32.940 a u t i s t i c 00:12:32.940 --> 00:12:35.980 So I - ya know, if you want me to give commentary on this part 00:12:35.980 --> 00:12:39.120 I can't - I'm just gonna tell you it from my perspective, okay? 00:12:43.580 --> 00:12:45.160 It was - the day was shitty. 00:12:48.120 --> 00:12:49.740 Yeah... um... 00:12:50.260 --> 00:12:52.000 First day was was too much for me. 00:12:52.000 --> 00:12:54.100 I am in great pain. 00:12:54.960 --> 00:12:56.040 Oh- dudedudeduuuuu... 00:12:56.040 --> 00:12:56.700 What was that? 00:12:58.220 --> 00:12:59.020 What did you hit? 00:13:05.940 --> 00:13:07.120 Uhh, looks good. 00:13:07.540 --> 00:13:08.320 Yeah, it's fine. 00:13:08.360 --> 00:13:08.860 Alright. 00:13:09.860 --> 00:13:12.620 This thing's - was this thing tilted before? 00:13:13.540 --> 00:13:15.600 Okay, calm down. Calm down. 00:13:15.600 --> 00:13:17.600 I'll be able to get outta here just fine. 00:13:20.220 --> 00:13:21.780 Feel like we're escaping. 00:13:21.780 --> 00:13:24.000 I'm like, afraid I'm gonna run over a cat. 00:13:24.400 --> 00:13:25.780 Like, for a minute there I was - 00:13:25.780 --> 00:13:29.200 I was expecting one of them to like, sort of... 00:13:29.980 --> 00:13:33.600 Autisticly, like, go behind and, like, wave me through, but I run him over. 00:13:33.600 --> 00:13:35.840 So I'm, like - I'm quite thankful 00:13:36.140 --> 00:13:38.280 that it was just a light post. 00:13:38.860 --> 00:13:41.420 And not a human being, or a cat. 00:13:41.980 --> 00:13:43.900 Jesus... CHRIST. 00:13:45.640 --> 00:13:48.480 (I'll finish the rest of these later. Auto-detected shit from now on, sorry.) 00:13:53.760 --> 00:13:59.360 Day two we were finally able to get fatty alone and have him answer some of our burning questions 00:14:00.570 --> 00:14:02.989 Alright tits are anus pass 00:14:03.690 --> 00:14:06.859 Star Wars is a big part of Fatty's channel 00:14:06.900 --> 00:14:12.800 so I thought it was very important that we asked him a lot of questions about why he likes it and 00:14:13.200 --> 00:14:15.200 Why he feels comfortable 00:14:15.600 --> 00:14:19.219 Swinging around a bit of plastic in his front yard the Star Wars ones 00:14:19.220 --> 00:14:24.649 I fall in love with because I can easily just slip into the lore. I do not expect failure from my higher 00:14:25.459 --> 00:14:29.959 Then I also understand when bullcrap gets fed up by Disney pretty much boom 00:14:30.660 --> 00:14:34.250 What's up with your first star with me? Oh, that's a good question 00:14:34.860 --> 00:14:40.789 Revenge of the Sith very easily securely for the obi-wan understand all beautiful Civitas cinematography 00:14:41.190 --> 00:14:47.119 It just it made more sense. It was Star Wars back. Then I met him at school when we were going together 00:14:47.130 --> 00:14:53.209 And so we started hanging out and he told me about his YouTube channel and he needed a little help well once in a while 00:14:53.519 --> 00:14:57.138 so I volunteered said why not didn't have anything going on a 00:14:57.420 --> 00:15:02.990 Couple videos down the line and we made the notorious one where he trips over there by the trash cans 00:15:06.600 --> 00:15:12.170 Ever since then he's always setting me up asking for help with videos and other stuff. You're the camera guy 00:15:12.170 --> 00:15:18.260 Oh, yeah, a lot of them. Okay her good majority. Oh, so you're the guy behind the camera moves? Yeah. Okay. Yeah 00:15:18.630 --> 00:15:20.420 Mike is a very interesting guy 00:15:20.420 --> 00:15:26.630 He didn't give any indication of care about what the fuck we were doing the whole time, you know 00:15:26.630 --> 00:15:31.369 He was there for fatty and that's how I sort of got the idea that this is one of fatties 00:15:31.589 --> 00:15:37.219 Actual friends every time we hang out. I'd see they're talking about doing a video or doing the videos 00:15:37.560 --> 00:15:45.169 So it's it's kind of like a weird production hangout kind of thing. I guess. Yeah. Mike is also a bit of a pyromaniac 00:15:47.760 --> 00:15:52.280 There were several occasions where he made fires without anyone's consent 00:15:58.890 --> 00:16:02.069 I still don't know what Mike sees in those flames 00:16:04.450 --> 00:16:09.239 So you're not as into Star Wars and no not really I mean 00:16:09.820 --> 00:16:15.510 With them, they're more of them. They're hyper into it. I guess you could say for me 00:16:15.510 --> 00:16:19.139 It'd be stuff like Harry Potter, but I don't mind it one bit 00:16:19.140 --> 00:16:22.950 Yeah, you know I can get into it any day any time the fuss 00:16:23.590 --> 00:16:25.590 Is a weak 00:16:25.960 --> 00:16:30.060 Institution under your side. Are you embarrassed at all by the videos you upload? 00:16:30.910 --> 00:16:32.250 Not exactly No 00:16:32.250 --> 00:16:38.940 are you embarrassed by I don't know being in the Star Wars as much as you are being a 22 year old now got my 00:16:39.280 --> 00:16:41.850 lightsabers man why make a big deal out of 00:16:42.640 --> 00:16:48.660 Loving something that people are gonna hate me for love. So what I'm a nerd, I like Star Wars. Holy crap 00:17:38.029 --> 00:17:40.029 Dorf cameras 00:17:40.100 --> 00:17:46.000 You have broken in several walls on the moon republic water. Would hereby sentenced to death 00:17:46.820 --> 00:17:48.820 How do you plead? 00:17:48.980 --> 00:17:50.980 trial by combat 00:17:53.660 --> 00:17:55.660 The force 00:18:12.259 --> 00:18:17.499 No, that's wrong until Congress Nationals 00:18:21.889 --> 00:18:23.889 Shit show us that one 00:18:28.370 --> 00:18:34.299 And a glade near the throgs couldn't begin into her distance that I can read 00:18:39.080 --> 00:18:41.080 The finger 00:18:58.270 --> 00:19:00.270 Oh 00:19:00.950 --> 00:19:06.700 Yeah, so what happened I didn't catch it what happened got me in the dumb download 00:19:07.490 --> 00:19:11.020 Sweat open a cut and corrects the inside of that 00:19:11.990 --> 00:19:13.990 It fucking hurt 00:19:17.210 --> 00:19:19.210 So would you say that was full force 00:19:29.660 --> 00:19:32.229 We asked for a tour around his house 00:19:32.230 --> 00:19:35.260 And at first I was expecting an uncultured mess 00:19:35.570 --> 00:19:42.580 But after experiencing the tour I changed my mind you start by entering the house through the main hall from there 00:19:42.580 --> 00:19:49.030 You can stop by the dining area or you can visit one of the many restrooms to wash up before supper. Oh 00:19:51.230 --> 00:19:55.660 Just a few steps away you can relax and soak up some rays in the sunroom 00:19:58.220 --> 00:20:01.240 Which mother would remind me to bring the vacuum nuts use it 00:20:02.420 --> 00:20:07.869 Yeah, this is bad this room. I used to call this misspoke room for a bit 00:20:09.200 --> 00:20:11.860 Then it kind of got turned into a random shit room 00:20:12.350 --> 00:20:18.130 Then it became the cat room and every so often mother and Brian attendees lure box and then tell me when they neither accurate 00:20:18.380 --> 00:20:19.990 This is bad 00:20:19.990 --> 00:20:25.510 I'm disappointed, right? I wish mother would have told me this needs done today. Yeah, I guess I'm not proud of this careful 00:20:26.870 --> 00:20:31.089 Yeah, I'm not happy right now dear fucking Lord 00:20:32.630 --> 00:20:35.170 Mmm, it's the work time. I'm actually ticked at my mother for this 00:20:36.020 --> 00:20:41.290 Class sir. I said hey before anyone comes over this morning box was made clean what l needs to happen 00:20:41.320 --> 00:20:48.100 I'll go dance in the grass a little but if books are more your speed you can get lost in the sprawling 00:20:48.500 --> 00:20:50.500 bookshelves of the library 00:20:50.660 --> 00:20:56.979 Downstairs you have the project room. Here's the project breweries. You just looks like the right dungeon 00:20:57.279 --> 00:20:59.279 This here is where I used to keep 00:21:01.909 --> 00:21:05.829 Hard well, yeah, this is the 00:21:20.059 --> 00:21:22.059 Work in progress 00:21:23.000 --> 00:21:25.000 Work in progress, this is 00:21:26.059 --> 00:21:28.059 Is this sonic 00:21:28.730 --> 00:21:32.799 Popsicle is going to jump through that I'm telling ya 00:21:33.590 --> 00:21:35.539 Bob's going 00:21:35.539 --> 00:21:36.980 Yeah 00:21:36.980 --> 00:21:43.929 If you walk upstairs, you'll find the lounge which is the most popular place on the estate to enjoy some me time 00:22:03.440 --> 00:22:10.179 That right there is what happens what do you milk it completely lock it in your shirt 00:22:14.270 --> 00:22:19.389 Lastly if you're looking for an adventure the backyard might be the place for you 00:23:01.200 --> 00:23:06.769 So, what was your first impression Christmas man big goofball to be honest 00:23:25.410 --> 00:23:27.410 I 00:23:31.720 --> 00:23:33.959 Actually have a bit of a thing I want to do with it I 00:23:34.750 --> 00:23:41.130 Get a brain engine in it and no fuel injection system some nice stars on there. Finally get her a paint job 00:24:14.190 --> 00:24:18.739 What do you think of the house when you first came here it's a lot bigger than mine that's for sure 00:24:22.410 --> 00:24:25.069 You'll notice that the house is pretty rundown 00:24:25.740 --> 00:24:32.180 It doesn't look good. And when you go there, it doesn't smell good. It is very jarring. Cool 00:24:32.550 --> 00:24:38.899 That's epic and I wanted to know why the hell the house was in the condition that it's in 00:24:38.900 --> 00:24:42.949 Uh, so over the years. It's just kind of gone downhill 00:24:43.710 --> 00:24:48.829 Supposed to have two father passed away. We didn't have funds to sit there and just get every major airfare we needed so that 00:24:49.350 --> 00:24:51.320 Looks very ugly right now 00:24:51.320 --> 00:24:55.160 We're just now getting to a point we can afford to get the talent stairs ceiling done 00:24:55.320 --> 00:25:00.560 That takes a few months for us to save up first book fair like that as horrible as the house looks right 00:25:00.560 --> 00:25:07.429 Now this was not the original look my grandfather. I didn't really get a satisfying answer about the house from Chris 00:25:07.710 --> 00:25:11.449 So I decided to ask the owner of the house Chris's mom 00:25:16.110 --> 00:25:20.060 What do you love about Chris nine nine, yeah, I 00:25:20.760 --> 00:25:22.530 don't know I just 00:25:22.530 --> 00:25:28.819 He's a sweetheart. He really is. He's guys moments. I'm not gonna say he's perfect because he is not far from it 00:25:29.010 --> 00:25:34.189 Chris's mom has a lot of cats. I think it's about thirty from what I've been told and 00:25:34.980 --> 00:25:39.140 I think that's where most of the smell comes from her 00:25:39.140 --> 00:25:43.160 Favorite cat is a one-eyed cat with a pink dress named Preston 00:25:46.740 --> 00:25:53.900 She's spoiled. Do you have her eyes print them? I'm getting you ready mother and only eats birthday cake ice cream for Myers 00:25:56.940 --> 00:25:58.860 Get her an ice-cream cone 00:25:58.860 --> 00:26:05.060 You have to sit and hold the cone for her butchering Spanish, you know, eat the ice cream if she gets down 00:26:06.830 --> 00:26:13.150 Turn around so she can get to those from again. That's unique Chris Berg. Did you find any more blue in there? 00:26:13.480 --> 00:26:15.480 She likes the frosting the best 00:26:17.540 --> 00:26:21.159 Reason all right. I composed myself. 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We didn't always see eye to eye on what was the problem? 00:27:58.760 --> 00:28:01.209 I'm honest with myself. I'm a large guy 00:28:01.400 --> 00:28:02.530 If it doesn't change 00:28:02.530 --> 00:28:09.639 I'm gonna die soon flat out being a little over 400 pounds is not normal weighing for men is not normal 00:28:09.670 --> 00:28:15.609 Yeah, he's 11 days old there and they say it's a torture a glam. I 00:28:16.160 --> 00:28:18.160 instantly cling to food and 00:28:18.740 --> 00:28:21.760 Within a matter of about a year, I was around 380 00:28:22.970 --> 00:28:29.530 Going from around 260 to 380 is enough fun. It's no a little I used to eat ice cream lately 00:28:29.530 --> 00:28:32.320 I've been making good strides though. Get fast food out like lately 00:28:33.050 --> 00:28:38.619 Caffeine as well Christopher has lost a hundred pounds over this last year and a half just by himself 00:28:38.990 --> 00:28:46.060 He's gonna exercise without realising he's getting exercise cuz they'll play out there for a couple hours at a time 00:28:46.370 --> 00:28:50.140 And if you said hey Christmas bought walking for my flowers, forget it wait 00:28:50.140 --> 00:28:55.660 So what about like you say caffeine do you mean that mean does I really effectively I know what I had 00:28:56.210 --> 00:28:58.210 was my kryptonite 00:28:59.450 --> 00:29:04.749 Venom black cherry Kiwi cuz I used to sit there like three of them at a time. That's it there girl 00:29:04.750 --> 00:29:07.479 Yeah, I'm not going to call these of course half hour later 00:29:08.480 --> 00:29:14.860 What was your first impression of Chris and his weight did it bother you in all their love? 00:29:15.500 --> 00:29:19.300 No, I've always had family members that were on the heftier side 00:29:19.300 --> 00:29:23.409 I could say so it wasn't really that much of an issue for me personally 00:29:23.480 --> 00:29:29.050 He just spent right in as far as my friend group weren't just odd squad family really would you look at? 00:29:29.210 --> 00:29:32.410 fuck's sake a little bit higher best food on earth Oh 00:29:33.350 --> 00:29:35.350 hands down 00:29:37.040 --> 00:29:39.219 That's a tough one really stink 00:29:39.920 --> 00:29:43.930 Yeah, I stole like full-on steak. We are making the steak 00:29:44.720 --> 00:29:46.720 She's been beautifully marinated 00:29:47.330 --> 00:29:49.330 Yeah, we tried quinoa. Oh 00:29:52.910 --> 00:29:55.359 Why does that sound like a martial arts form 00:29:56.270 --> 00:29:59.170 You blue tuned to master the art of quinoa 00:30:00.080 --> 00:30:06.429 I asked Chris if he could give us a rundown on how he produces one of his cooking with fatty videos 00:30:06.430 --> 00:30:09.249 Which are very popular and he agreed to it 00:30:09.250 --> 00:30:14.589 So here is an exclusive never-before-seen look at cooking with fatty 00:30:15.200 --> 00:30:16.970 behind the scenes 00:30:16.970 --> 00:30:18.970 You're welcome 00:30:19.100 --> 00:30:22.209 Music come here. I'm like, okay how to have your protein 00:30:25.519 --> 00:30:27.519 You brought your own cheese chicken 00:30:28.369 --> 00:30:32.409 Simple easy a lot of people. Is there a line here? 00:30:32.989 --> 00:30:38.109 Yeah throw on right now. I mean in the kitchen, they're all on over there is it? 00:30:38.749 --> 00:30:40.749 Okay, great. Of course 00:30:43.879 --> 00:30:47.109 So would you usually put a like a GoPro on your head 00:30:49.850 --> 00:30:51.850 Welcome to cooking with Daddy light facts 00:30:55.639 --> 00:30:57.639 Because well 00:30:57.649 --> 00:30:59.649 feeling food in the neighborhood 00:31:00.559 --> 00:31:03.819 course boss reporting so what you wanna do first 00:31:04.279 --> 00:31:10.209 Get that water boiling like everyone knows you got a do so I might even come up with the title as I'm going through here 00:31:11.869 --> 00:31:16.059 What I'm thinking right now is like collards food heck cooking with fatty 00:31:17.659 --> 00:31:20.169 Under five dollar meal and of course 00:31:20.169 --> 00:31:24.128 You gotta come back and check every so often looks like we're getting to that boiling point soon 00:31:24.129 --> 00:31:26.439 I would say used to be I used to never 00:31:27.379 --> 00:31:32.199 Put in so much work it through a video. Usually it was like these out boats chase it 00:31:32.779 --> 00:31:35.888 I've got that spark to really put time into a video 00:31:36.230 --> 00:31:39.669 So when it comes to nuggies versus tend easier more of a no he's kind of good 00:31:44.989 --> 00:31:48.579 So wrong welcome back we had to restart the video for a second 00:31:49.549 --> 00:31:54.008 All right. We'll take a plate three Matt out. Yeah, I just know a little heat 00:31:55.250 --> 00:31:57.250 take 00:32:15.800 --> 00:32:21.789 Matter now, there's no me. You probably don't think about this much but a TV dinner in Packer ominous 00:32:23.360 --> 00:32:25.360 But always watch combination 00:32:33.530 --> 00:32:35.530 No, you were scraped in that barbecue 00:32:36.080 --> 00:32:37.730 What are you doing? 00:32:37.730 --> 00:32:39.560 Perfect you off the phone 00:32:39.560 --> 00:32:43.989 That's stuck on it was on that thing. How could you take all that good? 00:32:51.290 --> 00:32:55.060 Of course daddy always says clean the pepper yourselves 00:33:04.280 --> 00:33:07.090 So, there you go, let it cool down 00:33:08.630 --> 00:33:14.800 No course stop the recording they're in my way. It's really just a typical day here require cooking of event 00:33:15.740 --> 00:33:17.740 And sleeve. Oh, let's get into gourmet 00:33:19.040 --> 00:33:23.379 Course after all what you say it for launch makes it better 00:33:24.870 --> 00:33:26.870 You say you like? 00:33:27.330 --> 00:33:29.330 You exaggerate a bit 00:33:29.790 --> 00:33:32.330 Like your stories or not? 00:33:33.240 --> 00:33:36.770 no, I do my best to try to keep it as an open book as possible like 00:33:37.350 --> 00:33:39.680 It's like I said, why why go out just lie 00:33:40.470 --> 00:33:45.530 Yeah, I mean it's not about lying. It's just like no but everything we're talking but it is it's all happened 00:33:45.720 --> 00:33:52.610 Kristin has a lot of stories, you know, he's very much a talker. Oh, yeah, I guess for for someone who's a bit skeptical 00:33:52.610 --> 00:33:55.099 It's like I don't wait people who are right, right 00:33:55.100 --> 00:34:00.709 He's got a little bit of like flak online for some of his stories because he'll exaggerate some things. Oh, yes 00:34:00.710 --> 00:34:05.300 He does. I feel like I've gone places. I've done a decent amount of thing 00:34:05.300 --> 00:34:10.159 Yeah, but like I don't have like nearly the amount of like stories that you have 00:34:11.250 --> 00:34:13.250 Why Oh 00:34:15.270 --> 00:34:21.829 Now up until this point we've spoken to most of the major people in airsoft Fatty's life except for one 00:34:24.230 --> 00:34:26.230 This gentleman here 00:34:27.050 --> 00:34:33.730 Robert is Chris's now ex friend who he's lightsaber dueling or hanging out with in most of his videos Robert he 00:34:34.250 --> 00:34:36.250 He literally will go full force every time 00:34:36.830 --> 00:34:39.819 I've only ever used like 40% of my strength on that once 00:34:40.670 --> 00:34:42.170 he seems 00:34:42.170 --> 00:34:44.170 Maybe a bit more 00:34:44.690 --> 00:34:47.109 aggressive when it comes to the lightsaber duels 00:34:49.310 --> 00:34:54.009 They've recently stopped speaking to one another because of some dispute with an airsoft gun 00:34:54.500 --> 00:34:57.729 But that's why we didn't see Robert for the first few days 00:34:57.730 --> 00:35:02.409 We were there is because we sort of arrived in Michigan in the middle of this cold war 00:35:02.930 --> 00:35:05.859 Robert he has a lot of issues. I 00:35:06.620 --> 00:35:08.620 Don't believe he's on his medication 00:35:09.260 --> 00:35:17.020 He has violent tendencies. I would not be surprised. If one day I did not find out that he has killed somebody 00:35:18.650 --> 00:35:20.470 When we showed up in Battle Creek 00:35:20.470 --> 00:35:25.509 We thought we were going to be able to film fatty and Robert dueling all the time interacting with each other 00:35:25.580 --> 00:35:27.530 But that just wasn't the case 00:35:27.530 --> 00:35:34.060 But I was determined I was determined to get fatty and Robert to duel each other because that is some of my favorite 00:35:34.220 --> 00:35:38.859 Content on fatties channel. I wanted to see it. I wanted to effing see it 00:35:40.670 --> 00:35:44.470 So your there's no way that you'll know he 00:35:45.050 --> 00:35:49.269 Healer Lee is going full force. He literally treats it because if he's on an actual battlefield about to die 00:35:50.000 --> 00:35:51.920 every time 00:35:51.920 --> 00:35:54.399 Okay, so maybe not from a friendly stand? 00:35:55.730 --> 00:35:57.730 what about 00:35:58.010 --> 00:36:01.090 You don't have to interact with Robert in any way 00:36:02.420 --> 00:36:07.749 We pick him up. We bring him here or neutral zone perhaps 00:36:10.820 --> 00:36:15.169 And it's right and it's only a 00:36:16.680 --> 00:36:18.210 Duel 00:36:18.210 --> 00:36:20.210 This is no one, you know 00:36:20.220 --> 00:36:23.480 That I wouldn't suggest you do lean either because he will hurt you 00:36:24.060 --> 00:36:28.519 He has hit me so hard in the back of that. It's a verse and it's literally knocked me out 00:36:28.770 --> 00:36:33.800 He's been told there's that divot that's not fused right you keep hitting me full force back there 00:36:33.810 --> 00:36:37.729 You're gonna kill me Robert. He had me in a video where I literally blacked out 00:36:40.589 --> 00:36:45.078 The rest in peace bitch like I will fuck I will do the dialogue with you 00:36:45.079 --> 00:36:51.589 I'll fucking go out there and do the dialogue with any property would very quick no more than five minutes 00:36:58.619 --> 00:37:02.629 Yeah, I'm gonna go up to Robert's fucking door I'm scared 00:37:20.730 --> 00:37:24.109 Hey Robert, how you doing? Do you have time for an interview? 00:37:26.280 --> 00:37:28.280 Yeah, I'm gonna watching dog, whoo, yeah 00:37:28.800 --> 00:37:34.519 Yeah, yeah, is she gonna keep barking she's looking for target? All right. You know what? 00:37:35.040 --> 00:37:39.199 Yeah, stupid dog you Oh clobber the little boats 00:37:47.099 --> 00:37:51.469 At this point Robert had completely fucked the Mike I don't know how he did it 00:37:51.470 --> 00:37:55.579 He just took his dog inside and the whole unit is just trashed 00:37:55.800 --> 00:37:59.989 It's not like that. The plug just pulled out the whole thing just doesn't work 00:38:00.420 --> 00:38:07.430 But thankfully Ben did record audio on his phone. So we do have some usable audio for the Robert interview 00:38:07.500 --> 00:38:10.369 do you have any weapons on you now says it's 00:38:12.210 --> 00:38:13.770 Ya 00:38:13.770 --> 00:38:17.300 Know the Robert interview was a complete mess 00:38:17.490 --> 00:38:22.010 so I think we're just gonna have to show you it in pretty much its entirety because 00:38:22.560 --> 00:38:25.399 There's very there's a lot of moments 00:38:25.839 --> 00:38:31.258 Yeah, what's good about having fatties a friend or what was good about having you as a friend 00:38:31.710 --> 00:38:34.799 I had fun kicking his ass and every white savoured when we filmed 00:38:36.130 --> 00:38:39.630 When it comes to YouTube being friends is not the window-eyes order kick his ass 00:38:40.720 --> 00:38:44.129 What would you say? He's a real negative thing about having fatty as a friend 00:38:44.740 --> 00:38:49.559 He's an ass then again. So online so I can't really say shit 00:38:51.190 --> 00:38:57.329 What's your opinion on fatties house like the condition of it and just like it looks like crap 00:38:57.849 --> 00:39:01.679 Need I say more. I mean you're just there Sunday need I say more 00:39:03.910 --> 00:39:05.910 Hey Robert 00:39:07.690 --> 00:39:10.259 What pisses you off the most about fatty 00:39:11.710 --> 00:39:14.730 Fat that it treats me like crap when I'm or off-camera 00:39:16.240 --> 00:39:18.240 How does he treat you like crap 00:39:21.460 --> 00:39:25.919 It's so long wish you should want me to get into it. Yeah just rattle them off 00:39:25.920 --> 00:39:31.559 Just list them off real quick top 5 take as much time as you nothing mentioned. I don't really keep a list 00:39:32.529 --> 00:39:33.940 Just daddy 00:39:33.940 --> 00:39:35.230 anything 00:39:35.230 --> 00:39:37.709 It doesn't have to be top 10. It could just be anything 00:39:40.480 --> 00:39:46.739 Well, usually just at door darling just ends up going up there smoking doesn't really 00:39:48.400 --> 00:39:50.400 Angle me to the point where I'm just 00:39:51.190 --> 00:39:56.789 Pointing videogames always getting high as like next to me. Okay, what else? 00:39:58.869 --> 00:40:02.219 Well, if you've seen some of the videos you get to Jess 00:40:02.230 --> 00:40:09.480 Yeah, but like you said that there's like a long list of like the things that he's done that you know, this is you are 00:40:10.359 --> 00:40:14.548 Like so far we've only heard one which is like he kind of ignores you for the bomb 00:40:15.309 --> 00:40:19.349 Is there anything else because it seems like you're struggling to come up with like? 00:40:19.779 --> 00:40:25.589 Although I can't think of any on/off the time from my head. Okay. Well, I guess they don't really keep a list 00:40:25.589 --> 00:40:27.589 Okay, I get you 00:40:32.140 --> 00:40:34.349 There's still hidden full force, dude 00:40:35.670 --> 00:40:41.149 Would you stop if I had at least one full force his hand? Everyone is saying would have been shattered 00:40:42.390 --> 00:40:44.390 Those were love taps 00:40:44.849 --> 00:40:48.139 He made clay they were all full force, but that wasn't even close 00:40:48.380 --> 00:40:52.099 I will admit he has kind of strong over the past year and a half 00:40:52.140 --> 00:40:56.329 I mean, he's got to be pretty strong carrying all that fat around I mean 00:40:57.119 --> 00:40:59.040 What do you like about Star Wars? 00:40:59.040 --> 00:41:04.909 The fights obviously it'll fight scenes the fight scenes the action. I'm a woman. I'm a weapons a guy 00:41:04.910 --> 00:41:10.069 Of course, I like the fight scenes. Okay. I mean the fact that I'm making a homemade spirits 00:41:10.069 --> 00:41:15.289 That should say enough how hard it is to fight a perfectly straight stick in the middle of the wood 00:41:15.290 --> 00:41:18.800 You found that yo, you don't believe in force. I don't believe in the force 00:41:19.380 --> 00:41:25.069 Apparently Chris seems to think he's a real good eye. I think that's bullshit crazy the fanatic 00:41:25.069 --> 00:41:31.279 I guess I just watch the Star Wars movie for the fight scenes. What's your favorite fight scene? What's your favorite scene from Star Wars? 00:41:32.700 --> 00:41:40.460 Probably an account resolving one at the end of prevented ACEF. Why do you play with lightsabers at your age? I 00:41:42.420 --> 00:41:45.649 Have several real boys, but Chris doesn't want to spar with those 00:41:46.650 --> 00:41:51.889 Right, but like you can understand why he wouldn't want to spar with real blades because you might lose 00:41:51.890 --> 00:41:54.170 Yeah, but it would make but we make it more interesting 00:41:55.319 --> 00:41:58.579 I'm pretty sure we'd be able to make several five-year-old videos out of that 00:41:58.579 --> 00:42:02.089 And would you spar with someone using real blades? I've done it before 00:42:02.599 --> 00:42:03.359 Oh 00:42:03.359 --> 00:42:05.359 Well, when was that? 00:42:06.300 --> 00:42:08.689 Years back I think middle of Arizona 00:42:09.750 --> 00:42:11.750 Middle of Arizona, you know, it's Paolo 00:42:12.630 --> 00:42:14.280 Who is that? 00:42:14.280 --> 00:42:16.280 Okay, I didn't get his name 00:42:16.319 --> 00:42:23.119 This is a random guy. Yeah random did with who was enough to call me out and you sparred with him 00:42:24.119 --> 00:42:25.589 with uh 00:42:25.589 --> 00:42:28.669 With the real blade it didn't end well for him, so see life 00:42:29.670 --> 00:42:35.180 Maybe again if I died a world's up with the world's done and well, I died a world on my way 00:42:35.180 --> 00:42:39.379 But so there's that if I die the world is fucked. What does that mean? 00:42:46.830 --> 00:42:48.830 About 00:42:49.350 --> 00:42:52.640 Six or seven years ago. I 00:42:55.020 --> 00:42:58.219 Blacked out and learned something about myself 00:42:59.730 --> 00:43:01.730 Really don't you 00:43:03.690 --> 00:43:06.200 Can you can you summarize it in a PG way 00:43:06.930 --> 00:43:11.089 Not really. That's the dew of heaven in hell. Not really. It's PG 00:43:11.610 --> 00:43:16.819 That's not PG. I blacked out. I don't have any memories from there in that time 00:43:16.820 --> 00:43:19.340 All I know is flames and insane laughter 00:43:19.350 --> 00:43:26.420 Well, how do you know the world's fucked that they wouldn't have to do with the statement the world because the laughter wasn't my own 00:43:27.660 --> 00:43:31.280 No, okay. So if someone else is gonna fuck over the world, it's not you 00:43:31.830 --> 00:43:36.799 Well, it's me just that they're inside of me. Okay, so you're talking about your demon. Yeah, exactly 00:43:38.010 --> 00:43:40.010 What's your demons name? I? 00:43:40.470 --> 00:43:44.359 Can't change later than human. But he's saying me calling some calling himself death 00:43:44.970 --> 00:43:47.299 Okay original. I said the world's fucked if I die 00:43:47.310 --> 00:43:54.500 Well, you don't need a translated to human just say how would like you would say, it's the mind. Yeah, it can't be spoken 00:43:55.290 --> 00:43:57.290 Okay. Well, I this Oh 00:43:57.690 --> 00:44:02.389 Could you that up? Oh, you have the wrong set of tools here? Yeah, demon mouth 00:44:02.430 --> 00:44:09.049 Thank you. In anatomy is not able to speak in demonic. Just I guess it would be faking it, I guess yeah 00:44:09.990 --> 00:44:11.190 Yeah 00:44:11.190 --> 00:44:17.059 Why did you give out Fatty's information? Okay, good. I'm pissed off. Okay, don't you think that's a little rude though? 00:44:17.060 --> 00:44:24.020 I mean like you were an asshole, huh? Come on. I put my information out him. I'm not about section of my youtube channel 00:44:24.020 --> 00:44:28.280 I don't care who knows where I live. Yeah, but you're not fatty like 00:44:29.340 --> 00:44:32.210 Just because you're okay with that doesn't mean he's okay with that 00:44:32.490 --> 00:44:32.990 Yeah 00:44:32.990 --> 00:44:37.639 And then he asked me to stop after after that and I'm getting out of his information since it's about what he thinks 00:44:37.650 --> 00:44:41.059 Okay, but do you think I was like a lesson learn on your part? 00:44:41.060 --> 00:44:43.310 Like you're just gonna do that again. You feel bad about that 00:44:45.900 --> 00:44:49.309 I'm I feel bad about it, but I'm not gonna admit to it 00:44:50.010 --> 00:44:55.780 Okay. Did you tell people to like come attack him or something? No, I did not say that directly 00:44:55.790 --> 00:45:00.040 I just said diamond good stuff that I mean kazoo no longer friends 00:45:00.520 --> 00:45:06.159 Oh and then the fans took it a step further and actually threatened - Mazel Tov cocktail his house 00:45:06.200 --> 00:45:11.230 He doesn't and beat and be up in good mom. I didn't tell him to do that. They did it themselves 00:45:11.830 --> 00:45:13.830 Yeah, but do you condemn it? I 00:45:14.600 --> 00:45:18.190 Thought it was interesting the fact that my fans would really go that far 00:45:18.190 --> 00:45:21.069 I mean damn, but would you want them to go that far? 00:45:21.920 --> 00:45:25.839 Nonetheless, I really wanted him dead. No, how far would he have to go? 00:45:26.750 --> 00:45:33.579 Probably from my family at that point at that point. I'll I'll hold her off and I woke and I will end on myself 00:45:40.820 --> 00:45:42.620 No one was in character 00:45:42.620 --> 00:45:48.940 Fatty was fatty Robert was Robert no spoils to the victor and no fair maiden was to be impressed 00:45:49.370 --> 00:45:51.520 This was a final duel 00:46:00.880 --> 00:46:06.689 Don't worry we're doing here is we're gonna go with Fatty's rules if you get you know a hand hit 00:46:07.359 --> 00:46:11.668 That hand is disabled. You can continue whatever means you want 00:46:11.669 --> 00:46:18.388 You know and toss it you can use the force whatever you think you can do go ahead and do it 00:46:18.609 --> 00:46:21.988 Remember, we're doing this for fun. We're doing this for fun 00:46:21.989 --> 00:46:26.458 Is this just for the camera so don't yeah, don't don't yet don't kill each other 00:46:32.200 --> 00:46:34.200 Oh 00:46:39.260 --> 00:46:41.030 Why you ain't going to what you bring now 00:46:41.030 --> 00:46:47.049 No, no, that's all used to play vicious that just that just wasn't close enough for me to for me to react 00:46:47.329 --> 00:46:49.329 Okay. No, that one was 00:46:54.859 --> 00:47:01.989 Lumpy's way big egos play vicious. Oh my gosh. Dad. You want me to play vicious? No question 00:47:04.760 --> 00:47:09.429 During the duel, all I could think of was is this entertaining 00:47:10.160 --> 00:47:12.160 What am I watching? 00:47:12.260 --> 00:47:14.499 Why am I involved in this at all? 00:47:15.380 --> 00:47:17.380 Why am I filming this? 00:47:24.109 --> 00:47:31.539 Both hands and affable dude sweet head-butting 00:47:38.839 --> 00:47:45.399 There was a point where you could tell that like no one except for Robert was having any fun at all 00:47:45.859 --> 00:47:51.009 So it was just uncomfortable. Did you see that slash the end? It was one quick move 00:47:53.270 --> 00:47:55.270 This is so I got vicious 00:47:56.390 --> 00:47:58.390 Yeah, I don't think he wanted you to play 00:48:02.220 --> 00:48:04.220 Oh 00:48:25.480 --> 00:48:27.480 Yeah, I have the chest 00:48:27.700 --> 00:48:29.170 down the side 00:48:29.170 --> 00:48:36.180 All right, when one doesn't also play one line when fatty landed that hit on Robert I kind of had to do a double-take 00:48:36.180 --> 00:48:38.180 I thought wait what? 00:48:38.380 --> 00:48:44.220 Fatty lands hits on Robert you've improved since our last duel Chris 00:48:55.390 --> 00:48:57.390 Ah 00:49:06.920 --> 00:49:09.279 Okay, ah was it quick 00:49:10.099 --> 00:49:11.990 Okay, yeah 00:49:11.990 --> 00:49:14.529 Okay, like I said, I have to get serious 00:49:15.769 --> 00:49:19.629 unfortunately, Robert got the final hit in it was a good solid jab and 00:49:20.839 --> 00:49:23.379 left fatty winded for like a couple minutes 00:49:24.529 --> 00:49:29.589 But he was fine after that. He he he was very tough through the whole thing 00:49:29.589 --> 00:49:31.589 I was like you need any water and he's like 00:49:32.000 --> 00:49:36.819 No, I'm fine. There was a very uncanny feeling in the air after the duel was over 00:49:36.819 --> 00:49:39.069 No one really knew how to feel should 00:49:39.289 --> 00:49:44.229 Robert be glad that he one should fatty be happy that he put up a good fight in the duel was over 00:49:44.779 --> 00:49:49.359 no one really knew so we just walked up the hill that we came down and 00:49:50.420 --> 00:49:51.440 in 00:49:51.440 --> 00:49:52.670 parted ways 00:49:52.670 --> 00:49:57.789 as far as I know that's the last time Robert and fatty had seen each other or spoken and 00:49:58.309 --> 00:50:01.059 I have a feeling that that might be for the best 00:50:02.180 --> 00:50:04.180 Robert 00:50:04.640 --> 00:50:06.640 Good luck, man 00:50:07.850 --> 00:50:09.850 Remember you all be dogs be a brother 00:50:13.580 --> 00:50:15.580 Catch 00:50:17.570 --> 00:50:21.699 Bill oven they were childhood friends, but friends girl heart 00:50:22.490 --> 00:50:24.230 friends can change 00:50:24.230 --> 00:50:29.590 The Robert that fatty knew when he was two years old isn't the same Robert now that he's 22 years old 00:50:30.260 --> 00:50:32.260 some of us have demons 00:50:32.840 --> 00:50:34.840 Some of us have fen. I 00:50:37.790 --> 00:50:43.989 Know I wish I knew a way to end this if anything to close out on the best words I've ever heard 00:50:44.150 --> 00:50:48.190 Have come from the worst version an old old cartoons to watch you 00:50:48.190 --> 00:50:55.030 Yeah What's the most recent big character states that his father told him when you want to cry laughs and you want to frown smile? 00:50:55.460 --> 00:50:57.970 Cuz it's like why go around feeling like shit all the time 00:50:58.730 --> 00:51:03.010 Sure, you're gonna have your days but get up dust yourself off for God's sake for 00:51:03.650 --> 00:51:09.970 Humans, we're born to get back up. I'm guessing that most people would call airsoft fattie cringy 00:51:10.670 --> 00:51:17.350 But what even is cringe anymore? You know, what do you call the kid who needs more dedicated wham would you call him cringy? 00:51:17.350 --> 00:51:23.259 I'm dedicated to lamb or would you call Sammy classic sonic fan whose screeching about the blue hedgehog? 00:51:23.260 --> 00:51:28.209 Would you call him cringy Wow, if that's the case then is being crazy 00:51:28.210 --> 00:51:33.429 Just having the courage to put yourself and your interests out there despite what other people think 00:51:33.590 --> 00:51:38.229 Because if it is then without a doubt our soft fatty is cringe 00:51:39.230 --> 00:51:40.640 He is a cringe lord 00:51:40.640 --> 00:51:44.379 His channel is a cringe compilation, but I respect that 00:51:44.720 --> 00:51:51.159 Because there's a lot of people out there who would be too ashamed and too embarrassed to show people 00:51:51.410 --> 00:51:54.430 what they're passionate about and what their interests are and 00:51:54.980 --> 00:51:56.980 Despite what he might think 00:51:57.080 --> 00:52:02.469 Airsoft fatty does go full force in his own way. He goes all-in 00:52:03.230 --> 00:52:07.789 Someone is treating it as if there about to die and they're putting everything behind it 00:52:16.019 --> 00:52:19.549 Our trip to Battle Creek was extremely fun 00:52:19.549 --> 00:52:26.179 And none of it would have been possible without airsoft fatty and his acquaintances and his friends and his family 00:52:26.219 --> 00:52:33.079 So a big thanks to you Chris and your friends and family. Thank you for allowing us to come into your home and 00:52:33.690 --> 00:52:35.690 Being so hospitable 00:52:37.440 --> 00:52:39.440 Oh 00:52:41.430 --> 00:52:43.430 Doing like a creepy little freaky little crab-walk 00:52:52.780 --> 00:52:55.330 You can't show this movie magic