"Kachalochka" means "Gym" Sorry for my English :D
My dear unburnt Twienerys! So you built a wooden house,
put lots of books inside and didn't buy any fire alarms?
Hey, you said me: "Twiieey, don't spend our money,
nothing bad can happen!"
And then you burned this freaking tree!
I did not! I did! I did not!
You must've been find some reasons and make me understand
that we need a fire protection.
You live with the dragon and don't think at all!
I knew that everything will end up like this!
Where are we going to live, Twiieey?
There's no problem finding home, I am Twienerys,
someone will house us.
Fiiine, Twienerys the Ponyborn. "Someone will house us",
mama of dragon!
Because of her,
everypony is homeless now!
But I can't be homeless!
I need a comfort and warmth of wooden walls!
Are you happy now?
Shut up! Shut up!
My name is Shutterflush, and this is my box.
Return, please.
You!!!
Robots have no feelings.
Return the box.
No!!!
Oh, happy housewarming!
Thanks!
This was a broad joke even for me
And now about me!
As you can see, I'm into bicycle sport now.
Cycling burns fat quite intensively
and makes me even slimmer than I am!
Could you please be not so body positive,
at least in this difficult situation for us?
Maybe you'll show some compassion?
The bike helmet on your head and endless talks about bikes
don't make you a slim cyclist.
To tell the truth, you're fat.
Yeah-yeah, and you're not into sports at all!
Am I?!
Am I Fat?!
Am I not into sports?!
Go to the gym, everypony knows me there!
She's a vary aktiv tudey
How do you do!
How do you do too!
Move along, don't stay on!
Friend, you look plump, perhaps you should burn some fat
in a sunroom
Did someone say "Sunroom?"
No, we're just training this mount Fat
I'll look at this
Right, let's start with a plain running
Well, this should be fine
Aaaaaah!
Freaking gooks put a tripwire here!
Welcome to the secret level!
Why did I fall?
This is barbell
You must lift it to become like me
Oh!
Well, big pony, can you lift 100 kilos?
Yes of corsa!
Hey!
It's a gym, not a fanfic, lay correctly!
Lay on your back
Your face must be under the barbell
Your hoofs must be on the barbell
Are you ready?
Yes!
Well, start!
Um, start what?
Oh.
Oh my, maybe next time you'll try at least a bit?
Ah! Oh!
It hurts here!
Make it a bit harder here!
Take care of the legs zone, you have a very thin legs!
Phew!
Thanks for the massage!
I love weightlifting!
Such a flet feis she has naw!
A tactic protection with the face fat!
You can't run, you can't lift weights,
can you do anything?
I've got an idea!
Let's go hiking!
She? Goes hiking?
After 200 metres she'll say "Wild forest is rising"
and then she'll die!
I'm with you, I want to laugh
Greit, I'll kuk sum patataoes
Why?
We've got a lot of nice, rainbow, fatty food with us!
Don't you think we're on a line production now?
Rainbow, do you really want to stand still all way long?
Move is life!
But nobody says you must move by yourself!
I've got a feeling that you always stand still, while
everything moves around you because of your gravity!
Well, I'm tired
Girlies, let's stop and make a picnic at this fabulous
place.
What shall we eat?
PATATAEOEOEOES!
Calm down with your potatoes.
Hungry?
Nos problemos!
Pinkman's sugar bombs, heated up in microwave!
Stop that stopping, let's go!
Move off the transport belt and let the normal tourists rest,
we're tired!
No, I can't travel with them,
they're insane!