Honey, I've cooked a breakfast for you.
Ah, woman! Why are you such a poor maid!
What now?
What are these chopped snots in my plate?
It's a sweet-and-hot carrot cake!
Do I look like a vegan?!
Answer to your husband, woman, why didn't you cook
a MEAT for me?!
I need PROTEINE!
Where's my rabbit flesh?
Whine.
Poor me.
[Sign: This is Shutterflush. Shutterflush = Fluttershy]
[Some people didn't get it in previous video :D]
Nobody supports me, even my husband.
[Sign: Assembling department]
Well, robot, let's look what you can.
Now I'm nothing, an empty space, a zero
Only you can understand me, phoney…
Hey friend, I bought a treadmill, because
I'm very deep in fitness
Friend?
Phoney answered me!
Yeah, it's me, Rainbow Pudding
In a word, can you help me to set it up?
You seem to be very technically competent
I'm glad to serve
Oh, you came
So, I assembled it kinda wrong, can you help?
So good I called you.
You know the story: you gain weight a little
and then you worry that you'll look like salami
wearing bikini on a beach
I usually slim
About you... Are you into sports?
I moved wet cloth at factory...
Do you jog in the morning?
I do.
Put this wet cloth to that zone.
Try better, robot!
You must suffer all my humiliations!
You must suffer every abuse from everyone around you!
You were created to suffer!
Oh, and only natural food.
I say "No" to geos, I eat food planted only in fresh manure
Do you know what it takes to become as sporty
as me?
You must fly in place, every morning and evening!
[Sign: Do not connect!]
I want to start some nordic flying,
it enhances cardio
and removes fat!
*Scream*
Oh yeah, nordic flying!
[Tractor sign: MTZ (Belorussian Tractor model)]
(Applejack speaks belorussian) I take mah patatas to market!
[Sign: Market]
Ah, I better change my way
Where's dat nearest emergency shelter?
[Building: Pinkman's Sugar Paradise]
[Table: Reserved for the gang]
Oh babes, I don't understand what's happening, bit it's fabulous!
Such grunge, much decadence, open ending, I'm excited
with this performance!
Fashioned-Rosa, have you lost
your last mind?
What performance?
This bot burned my library!
This is rise of the machines, I saw it in a movie!
Dat dragon has mental trauma after all this!
Heh-heh-heh, they will pay!
They are gonna pay all!
This has begun!
HEY!
What creature did our robot turned to?
I can't remember her in this mood!
We must send a letter to Skylestia, only she can
save the world!
Hey!
Are you completely crazy?
My firestarter is still cooling down
after all you did to me...
Listen, dragon. Two ways: You send mail
or you fight with this terminator!
Okay, okay, I'd better fire my firestarter
than I'll be fired out by this flying fury.
Oh dear, seems that the water pipes just burned.
Hope Pinkman won't see this, or she'll kill me
or make me fight with the bot...
Oh, here's the incoming mail!
I feel it inside!
It's so big.
I should ask Skylestia to write more...
...briefly
Ah!
Ah, goddamn habit!
I definetely won't get into THIS with my bare hands
So, where's the answer?
I flushed it.
It was our last chance, you fool!
What have you done with my latrine?!
Take the letter out with your hands!
Don't want! It's dirty there! Bacteriums, stafilokok
and plague will infect me!
You don't want infected me, do you?
We wanna letter, and we don't care what will happen to ya!
Fatty, seal him inside, and don't unseal until
he gets the letter!
With great pleasure!
Don't go back!
Occupied!
Occupied, I say!
Damn, she stuck.
We need her both sides lubricated now, otherwise she won't be able to escape
Oh, who will lubricate her?
Dragon, of co-o-ourse!
Hey, are you going to pull me out?
I'm aware of gas attack.
It's boring here.
Perhaps I'll search for the letter…
Listen, robot: if you came here from the future, and your mission
is to not let John Connor born, then you are a couple years forward,
because THIS creature with duck beak
already ruined everything!
My God, why are you so primitive?
I simply have manic psychosis now.
- I see! - А-ah!
- It clears a lot
You won't kill us, will you?
No, I'll just abuse you in the way
you abused me!
- NO! - Wha' a nightmare! - My God!
Lerolerolerolero lerolerolerolero lelelelerolero
What have you done here, woman?
You embarrass me in front of all the citizens!
Become normal, I say!
Normal!!!
[Plate sign: Machine of annihilation, Friendly bot, Microwave oven]
Hey, can she take that form too?
I took your "very important answer letter"
It says: "Move 3-way electric power switcher
on the back panel from "Machine of annihilation" position
to position "Friendly bot"!
She could write it shorter! "Pull the lever down", that's it!
Where's my cooling gel?