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>>CAN'T BELIEVE MATT'S GONE.
>>I KNOW.
ARE WE TERRIBLE FRIENDS FOR
SHOWING UP LATE TO HIS VIEWING?
>>I HOPE NOT.
LOOKS LIKE THEY PUT HIM
TOGETHER PRETTY WELL.
HE LOOKS PEACEFUL.
>>HE DOES, DOESN'T HE?
>>HELLO BOYS.
>>HEY REVEREND.
>>YOU WERE GOOD
FRIENDS OF MATTHEW,
WEREN'T YOU?
>>WE WERE.
I MEAN, WE ARE.
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW
WHICH TENSE TO SPEAK.
>>I UNDERSTAND.
>>THE WORLD HAS LOST A KIND,
LOVING SOUL IN MATTHEW,
BUT AS LONG AS WE REMEMBER HIM,
HE WON'T BE LOST TO US.
>>THANKS REVEREND.
>>THANKS.
>>GOD BLESS.
>>WELL, SHOULD WE GO?
>>HOLD ON.
THIS IS MY WATCH.
>>DUDE, THERE'S NO WAY.
>>TO MY GRANDSON JEREMY.
>>OKAY, THIS IS PROBABLY
JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING.
MAYBE YOU LEFT IT AT HIS HOUSE.
>>DID YOU LEAVE
THIS AT HIS HOUSE?
>>HEY!
I SWEAR I SAW HIM
SMIRK FROM THE GRAVE.
BRO, THIS IS MY LITTLE PONY.
HE'S JUST LAUGHIN'.
MAN.
>>SOMETHING THE BODY DOES.
>>OH, NO.
IS THIS A PURPLE HEART?
I DON'T RECALL MATT EVER
SERVING IN THE MILITARY.
>>I DON'T EITHER.
I MEAN, WHAT ELSE IS IN HERE?
JAR-JAR BINKS?
MY AMERICAN EXPRESS CARD?
THAT'S HOW YOU GOT
SUCH A NICE COFFIN!
I KNEW YOU COULDN'T
AFFORD REAL WOOD.
MAN.
YOUR EARS AREN'T PIERCED.
>>WHAT?
WHY DOES HE HAVE THAT?
WEIRD.
>>DUDE, THIS IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
>>HE STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND!
HOW DID HE EVEN-
>>WAS MATT SOME SORT OF
SECRET KLEPTOMANIAC?
>>UM, DOES THIS ANSWER
YOUR QUESTION?
>>MY PEN?
>>YEAH!
>>MY PEN!
>>YEAH!
>>I LET YOU BORROW THIS SIX
MONTHS AGO AND YOU SAID YOU
DIDN'T KNOW WHERE IT WAS!
BUT IT'S BEEN HERE IN YOUR COLD,
DEAD HANDS!
>>[SHUSHING]
>>OKAY.
>>I'M SORRY.
>>SORRY.
>>ALL RIGHT,
JUST KEEP IT COOL.
>>WHAT ELSE DO YOU
HAVE YOU LITTLE JERK?
>>WAIT, NO, COME ON MAN!
COME ON.
WE SHOULDN'T SPEAK
ILL OF THE DEAD, OKAY?
OKAY?
WE JUST NEED TO GET
OVER THIS LITTLE BUMP.
WE JUST NEED TO GET OVER THIS
LITTLE BUMP IN OUR FRIENDSHIP.
>>THIS LITTLE BUMP JUST
TURNED INTO A MOUNTAIN.
>>IS THAT?
>>IT'S THE DECLARATION
OF INDEPENDENCE.
>>WHAT?
COME ON!
THIS IS GREAT!
I'M SORRY, OKAY?
I MEAN, THIS IS JUST LIKE
NATIONAL TREASURE.
MAN, WE-
WE GOT TO GET THIS BACK TO D.C.
>>I KNOW.
I NEVER KNEW NICK- ER MATT
WAS SUCH A NICHOLAS CAGE FAN.
>>IS THAT...
GHOST RIDER?
WHO HAS THAT?
>>GHOST RIDER POSTER.
>>THAT'S WHAT'S SHOCKING YOU?
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE JUST NEED TO-
WE JUST-
THERE'S JUST SO MUCH TO PROCESS,
YOU KNOW?
WE JUST GOT TO-
DUDE!
THERE'S ACTUALLY A TREASURE
MAP ON THE BACK OF THIS!
>>WHAT?
>>COME ON!
>>NO WAY!
>>MEESE?
HOW COULD YOU KEEP THIS FROM US?
>>BOYS!
BOYS!
>>WE TRUSTED YOU!
>>BOYS, PLEASE.
PLEASE.
I KNOW WE'RE ALL TRYING TO
COPE WITH THE LOSS OF MATT,
BUT YOU NEED TO BE RESPECT-
ARE THOSE MY
GREAT-GRANDMOTHER'S EARRINGS?
>>WHAT DO I DO?
>>WELL,
DON'T TELL HER THAT HER SON-
>>WHY NOT?
>>BECAUSE THAT'S HIS MOM!
>>[SOUNDS OF PROTESTATION]
>>THINK ABOUT-
>>OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
>>THINK ABOUT THE DISTRESS.
>>I STOLE THEM.
>>[GASPS]
WELL I NEVER!
>>WHAT SEEMS TO BE
THE PROBLEM HERE?
>>THESE SO CALLED FRIENDS OF MY
SON'S STOLE A FAMILY HEIRLOOM!
>>I CANNOT BELIEVE-
IS THAT MY PURPLE HEART?
>>OH!
>>HEAVEN HAS NO PLACE FOR YOU.
>>DO YOU WANT TO GO
FIND THAT TREASURE?
>>YEAH.
IT'S WHAT MATT
WOULD HAVE WANTED.
UNLESS...
OKAY.
>>I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
>>THAT IS-
MAKES ME SICK MEESE.
>>YOU ARE SUCH A...
>>HEY GUYS!
THANKS FOR WATCHING THIS VIDEO.
IF YOU LIKED IT GIVE IT
A THUMBS UP AND DON'T
FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE.
>>WHOA.
MATT JUST SUBSCRIBED.
>>WHAT?
HOW?
>>YEAH, AND HE JUST
LEFT A COMMENT.
>>WHAT'D HE SAY?
>>FIRST.
>>SO LIKE HIM.
>>CLASSIC MATT.
>>WHAT?
HE JUST POSTED MY
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER.
>>DUDE!
HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS?
>>HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT?
>>HE'S LIKE A LITTLE
DEAD MAGICIAN.
JUST MAGICALLY DOES THINGS.
>>NO, HE JUST POSTED
YOUR ROUTING NUMBER AND
YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER.
>>OKAY, TOO FAR MEESE!
TOO FAR!
>>YOU'RE A REGULAR
FRANK ABAGNALE.
>>YEAH, SLAP THAT SMIRK RIGHT
OFF YOUR FACE, MEESE.
YEAH, THERE IT IS.
HE'S A ZOMBIE!
HE'S COMING BACK!
>>[SCREAMS]