Wow was the only word that came out of
Sonic's mouth as he looked upon Mount
Everest from below he had never seen
anything so damn big in his life what
made him even happier was he was going
to climb that piece of [ __ ] with his
lover Bartleby Montclair of Dresden you
see ever since Sonic was a baby his
dream had always been to climb the
tallest mountain in the world he never
had a chance to vote because he never
had the money but now he can because
Bartleby bought Mount Everest and gave
it to Sonic for his birthday Sonic
quickly put on his climbing gear and ran
to the foot of the mountain to wait for
his lover Bartleby to be ready after
about five minutes Bartleby came out of
the changing room butt naked wearing
nothing but his climbing rope Sonic
immediately got a nosebleed but covered
it up with his hands Wow be barred lobby
where are you close Sonic said covering
his nose which was now gushing like
garden hose oh yes my muscles were too
big so they just blew right off of my
body Bartleby said flexing his muscles
Oh again that's too bad Sonic said don't
worry about it baby I'm rich I can just
buy new clothes when we get back home
then when those ones rip I can just buy
another pair Bartleby walked up to Sonic
and gave him a good slap on the ass his
the two turned towards the mountain with
determination in mind let's do this
Sonic said after about five minutes
Sonic was still only about 20 feet off
the ground he was having fun though and
that's all that mattered he looked up at
his lover Bartleby who was climbing so
fast he was making five dash ten feet
everyone few seconds must be nice to
have muscles Sonic thought to himself
must be even nicer to be hugged by
thought muscles though suddenly Sonic's
hand slipped no I gotta stop fantasizing
about Bartleby's muscles Bartleby help
me Bartleby looked down to see his lover
about to fall to his death Bartleby then
jumped down the mountain onto a Ledge
right below Sonic he caught the small
fat Hedgehogs in his arm Thank You Bart
i'll be Sonic said blushing Bartleby
just dropping him and began climbing
again hurry up baby I didn't buy this
mountain for you to have fun I bought it
so I get get to the top and rape why I
mean for both of us to have fun Bartleby
said yes of course Bartleby the to climb
for a good three or four hours until it
started to snow oh [ __ ] looks like we
need to set up camp for the night if we
continue climbing we could turn into
popsicles sonik said pulling out the
tent the to set up the tent and were
ready to climb and Sonic climbed in
first then Bartleby Bartleby had trouble
because of his huge muscles but with
Sonex hope they were both in I love you
Bartleby Sonic said snuggling up against
the muscular mink known as Bartleby
Montclair of Dresden I know Bartleby
said with an annoyed expression I hope
this storm blows over soon don't you bar
Sonic was cut off as the tent began to
shake wildly from the wind Bartleby I'm
scared Sonic said rocking and turning be
quite [ __ ] I'm trying to Sleet Bartleby
said rolling over suddenly the wind got
so strong it pulled Sonic out of the
tent bard Bingley Sonic scream for his
life Bartleby heard his lover's cry for
help and ran outside were you at baby he
looked down the mountain and saw that
Sonic was now hanging by one thread of
his pants Bartleby help me Sonic pleaded
Bartleby looked his backpack but
couldn't find anything that could help
the small fat cutie pie yo my [ __ ]
where's your backpack Bartleby yelled
it's in the tent Bartleby looked in the
tent and found the said backpack he was
in such a hurry however that he just
ripped the whole thing open inside he
found some money toothpaste angam he
took that and put it in his pocket he
won't be needing these now he thought of
himself then he found a rope he pulled
the rope that in tight end to a rock on
the mountain and tied the other end to
his waist he looked down the mountain
only one shot he's got to make it count
Bartleby jumped off the mountain
Sonic looked up with tears of joy in his
eyes his lover was going to save him
suddenly Bartleby flew past Sonic and
was now out of sight he ditched me he
ditched me sonik said crying and ramming
his fist against the mountain I thought
you loved me Bartleby I thought we loved
each other Sonic punched the mountain so
much his hand began to bleed after three
days passed the storm was over in Sonic
was still dangling by the thread he gave
up hope no one is ever going to rescue
me I'm going to die out here he said
then he heard something in the distance
a helicopter then a helicopter came into
view on the side of the vehicle said
Bartleby's [ __ ] Bartleby must have
bought a helicopter to come and rescue
me Bartleby jumped out of the helicopter
and landed on the ledge right above
Sonic he reached him hand down it was
grabbed by Sonics cold frostbitten hands
Bartleby thank you Sonic was pulled up
onto the cold heart llege he was finally
finally safe and sound or so he thought
Bartleby Montclair of Dresden punched
Sonic in the neck making the Hedgehog
cough up blood w-why sonik said aloud
Bartleby then began to rape the
beautiful Hedgehog like there was no
tomorrow Sonic screams could be heard
from miles away wait miles away so this
is the real reason Bartleby bought Sonic
Mount Everest for his birthday so no one
could hear his rape so Bartleby was
doing it for him his lover Bartleby must
not have wanted anyone to ruin their
time of lover so Bartleby really did
love her Sonic Bartleby Thank You Sonic
said giving his body to the posh mink be
quite baby Bartleby said punching Sonic
in the face I love you Bartleby Sonic
cry tears of joy