Sonic and Bart Levy stepped out of the
limo why did they have a limo you ask it
was the grand opening of the new Mexican
restaurant live Grandda like a burrito
the little blue Hedgehog was surprised
to see that there weren't any cars
parked out front was the restaurant
nothing but failure no he and Bart levy
would be the judge of that come on Bart
levy let's go inside the Hedgehog said
okay baby the mink pushed the Hedgehog
on to the ground to the side
he was now running for the door at
lightning speed Sonic couldn't help but
giggle ëthis Bartleby at a Mexican
restaurant was like a child in a toy
store as Sonic caught up to the sexy
mink he noticed that the sign on the
wall said it opens at 10 a.m. it was now
10:05 a.m. well that makes sense
noon showed up yet because it was still
only open for five minutes the two
lovers stepped into the door to see a
Mexican into a sombrero and Pancho
wanting to see them Bartleby him scared
the Hedgehog said the Mexican man made a
gesture pointing to the left was he
taking them to their seat yes perhaps he
was the Macan the Hedgehog sat in the
booth and looked to the Mexican man who
was trying to speak to them of course
the Mexican couldn't speak very good
English but he did the best he could
look Bart Lobby the burrito man is
trying to speak our language Bartleby
snorted and laughter in agreement
the Mexican left to get a couple glasses
of water five minutes had passed then 10
then 30 then an hour the fat blue
Hedgehog was started to get worried what
takes so long to get [ __ ] glass of
water but then he remembered they are
dealing with a Mexican after all Sonic
heard wheels come to stop luckily they
were sitting by the window so they could
see the parking lot two vans were parked
simultaneously away from each other but
still close enough to the Ruiz truant
for any small family to come and joy a
nice meal Sonic knew what was about to
happen he looked up to see a banner
hanging on the wall it only read two
words taco day suddenly as soon as Sonic
finished reading it almost on cue about
twenty five-plus Mexicans were swarming
out
of each van they were racing into the
therese truant
it was taco day the new year's for
Mexicans
Bartleby the Hedgehog screamed as the
Mexicans were pulling the fat blue
Hedgehog out of his seat they were
shooting green pepper juice into his
eyes help me the Hedgehog said Bartleby
grabbed a fallen sombrero off the ground
and used it to smash open the window
grab my hand baby the mink said as he
reached for the Hedgehog Sonic grabbed
his lover's hand but the Mexicans pulled
back they were too strong for the mink
then as soon as the Mexicans came they
had left there were no more tacos
burrito or anything else Mexicans eat
are you ok baby the mink said as he
walked up to the Hedgehog I think so
Thank You barred lobby the Hedgehog said
getting up when Mexicans come in swarms
not even God can stop them well Bart
levy let's go home
the fat blue Hedgehog was walking back
to the limo it's rape time baby the mink
ran up and grabbed the Hedgehog he raped
the Hedgehog you didn't get any tacos
today but he got something more
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