do
dear best friends today is my birthday
i would like to celebrate it with you
all of course
you don't have to come if you don't want
to but it would really mean a lot to me
if you did
it would prove you really are my best
friends
Sonia Sonic Manic Bartleby Tamers1234512345
and Mindy thank you for making my whole
life so special
i don't know where I would be in life
without you all
i hope I can spend the rest of my coming
birthdays with you guys
hahaha I almost forgot what this letter
was even about
i would like to invite you all to my
birthday Sleetover tonight at nine
for presents I would like a new bicycle
I'm leaving that gift to you Mindy
Manic from you I would like one of those
cool hd tvs that are on the rage these
days
try not to get some of those crappy ones
where you have to pay each month
you know I can't afford that [ __ ] an 803
foot wide one will do just fine
Sonia you're going to get me one of
those high-class toilets that play music
whenever I take a [ __ ] my next door
neighbors got one installed yesterday
they let me try it and it's the [ __ ] pun
intended hahaha no seriously
they had to drag me off the thing [ __ ]
was flying everywhere
next is Sonic and Bartleby I know you
got a lot of money so don't try to trick
my ass
i want a gift card from ihop I’ve never
been there before but my neighbors have
they told me they have the best pancakes
about 500 bucks will do Tamers12345 one two
three four
five I don't need anything from you
all I want is for you to show up and
have fun
that is the best gift I could ever hope
for can't wait to have fun with you all
tonight
thank you from Knuckles the cool Echidna
okay got the chips got the dip
[ __ ] he's here but I don't have 15 bucks
what the hell am I going to do oh I got
it
hey hello I see my pizza's here
that's vegan what
i can't understand you Mexican man he
said
that will be 15 dollars
oh my God did you just say you're going
to kick my ass
kisses okay okay can you at least talk
slower
that's it yeah I'm going to kick your
boot checks
oh my God that's it
emoto ferry and I'm taking the pizza
with me
hey wait I bought that pizza give it to
me or I'm going to call the cops
[ __ ] you one your mom and dad
you son of a [ __ ] you left your name
tag
I'm going to report you to the police
alberto [ __ ] you alberto
[ __ ] you and your whole family God
[ __ ] damn it
[ __ ] Mexicans [ __ ] alberto
no one makes a fool of Knuckles the
Echidna oh [ __ ]
alberto stole my cell phone i'd better
hurry and lose the phone inside
please please please hurry someone just
pick up already
hello this is the Mobius police
department how may we be of service
finally you answered you slow-ass piece
of [ __ ]
this is Knuckles the Echidna someone
just stole my cell phone and my pizza
you have to stop him
the man's name is alberto all right we
are sending someone out as we speak
bless you
oh my God alberto's back and this time
he's in a minivan
with 20 plus Mexicans that must be his
family members
i need to get out of here oh God I can't
believe I'm in the middle of the drive
by
crazy Mexicans help me
please just leave me alone I'm sorry
alberto
please oh my God sir just remain calm
and find a place to hide help is on the
way
oh my God someone help me
sir are you all right oh my God I was
just shot in the leg and bleeding like
a [ __ ] oh my God
oh no the Mexicans are breaking in
through the front door
somebody help me
the police are here thank God
oh my God crazy Mexicans help me
[ __ ] Mexicans if they think this
ruins the birthday of Knuckles the
Echidna they've got another thing coming
but still I wonder where they all are
everyone's 30 minutes late
i know I wrote the right time down
all right first guest is here here come
guys
hey kKnux what's up holy [ __ ] what the
hell happened to your house
there's gunshot holes everywhere yes
sorry about that
just some Mexicans being Mexicans i
guess other than that
are your sibs here too nah they couldn't
make it
Sonia and Mindy are having a girls only
slumber party tonight
and Sonic and Bartleby just don't feel
like coming
so I guess it's just the cool kids
tonight
lucky for us huh we don't need the
others dragging down our style
cool kids style oh my God
you