hold on nuts let me turn this pitch up a
bit cool damn I look like a badass heheh
not as badass as me we'll see who's more
badass when I get done beating your as
like a steel drum hey hold up cracker I
wasn't ready yet oh right sorry redo
wash at negro my control stick is stuck
heheheheh not falling for that one again
Knux dan Manic house you get so good
at this game well I'm a white man had a
time for you to take it in the ass holy
[ __ ] sweet combo nuts boom headshot
[ __ ] head I'm gonna rip your head off
damn nice headlock but can you do this
holy [ __ ] [ __ ] looks like this is my
win nuts and when when I tell you you
went [ __ ] no one ever beats Knuckles
the Echidna God [ __ ] down you [ __ ]
cheated I know you did I saw you
Knuckles I swear I didn't you shut your
snowflake ass up I only lost the calls
you gave me such a suckish controller I
can't believe I'm even friends with you
yet poor piece of [ __ ] go down this
controller [ __ ] sucks my balls I have
a look at that time kicking your ass
that's only because you're spamming now
stop it I'll stop when I force you to
get a whiff of my smelly ball sack
Knuckles please don't talk like that my
mom and sips her home man holy [ __ ] holy
[ __ ] holy [ __ ] damn I lost don't worry
Manic you still got two more rounds to
beat me not like you're going to yet
well we'll see now to show you my
special attack not if I activate my
special attack first damn [ __ ] laser
eyes
now or never how about never Goddamn
that all these [ __ ] [ __ ] I hit
your ass your ps3 [ __ ] sucks balls
Goddamn it stop spamming that freaking
kick it's not even good your mom felt
good when I raped her in the ass last
night that's it Knuckles just go home
way--check at a time shoving my
nunChucks up your ass ahem that's only
because you're spamming on my [ __ ]
God oh my God can you guys please shut
up for just five minutes I'm trying to
make bartley be some tea can't you just
go do that over at Bartleby's house bro
there's no need to come over mine
Sonja's and Mama's house to do it
actually Gunks there is Bartleby says
I'm not good enough to use his tea
making equipment so I have to use
Sonja's hey Sonic oh great you invited
the black guy over wanna play soul
calibur with me your bros a stinkin
cheater soul calibur what's that is it
new I didn't know you guys could afford
new games we can't the people next door
said we could have it for free if I stop
parking my van within 25 feet of their
house apparently the smell of it was so
bad it put their daughter in the
hospital or something oh my God is she
all right eh I dunno they said she only
has a few days to live hey you know what
would be a cool idea if we hold a soul
calibur tournament yo Sonia Mindy can
you guys mode downstairs for a minute
what's up baby oh my God Sonic you
finally came home you always spend so
much time at bar levees I feel like me
and man up never even get to see you
anymore actually I just came over to use
your tea making equipment to make
Bartleby some tea what Sonic you fat ass
how much times do I have to tell you not
to use my team so are we going to have a
soul calibur tournament or wet we are
not having a [ __ ] soul calibur
tournament so if caliber I love that
game count me in we are not holding a
Sonic you fat [ __ ] where is my tea oh
no Bartleby is troubled you see what you
guys do all you do is ruin our lives
gold the main bitches you want the old
championships of soul calibur what aside
let me vent a tournament before a sober
handbanana so far yo resolve ain't payin
four yrs tocame ematic I think your
uncle is trying to tell me something i
think he wants to be in the tournament
all right with me nuts that makes two
Sonia and Mindy makes for Sonic Bart
levy and Uncle Chuck makes seven crap we
still need one more person who's in the
mood for delicous chunk of meat loaf I
just pulled it out of the oven meat loaf
I love meat loaf get me a plate of that
[ __ ] your meat loaf sucks mama hey mom
can you play soul calibur with us we
need an eighth player for the tournament
soul calibur let me guess is it one of
those crappy shoe two games the two kids
play on your iPhone's these days hug no
mom and they're not crappy they teach us
Hut to get ready for the zombie
apocalypse learn your [ __ ] before making
yourself look like an idiot okay count
me and then sweet tea that's eight
people can we start now whoa oh oh hold
your asses up Bartleby will never be
seen playing with the likes of you wait
my Beach but but Bartleby do not worry
about me I believe I have the right to
show up every now and then yes that that
is true you're too kind Bartleby all
right i'll draw names from a hat to see
who's going against who well would you
look at that I'm fighting you in the
first round mama oh dear and I don't
even know how to play don't worry I'll
teach you as we go along it's not that
hard oh no sugar bits it seems we have
to go against each other in the first
round don't worry babe I'm sure you'll
do just fine but be warned I won't hold
anything back so you're my first
opponent Knuckles let's try our best and
have fun you won't be saying that after
I shove your head up my ass I'm here to
win oh my God prepare to feel the wrath
of the medieval of death anona songkhla
Chuck's crayon in terrassa deep a party
or boot chicks this match will be easy
to a God-like
okay mom at first we need to pick our
characters we already made you so pick
yourself okay
where the [ __ ] did I
mum you dumb [ __ ] you picked me don't
pick me pick yourself sorry sweetie
click the damn a button
what do I do now pick the stage mom it's
not that hard okay just let me do it
there we go see not so hard hey that
wasn't odd LOL white people okay mom
before we start the match i'll give you
a few pointers all right okay now that's
so cool how did you put me in the game
mom please stop talking first of all you
use the square button to attack like
this good next you use the analog stick
to move mom calm the [ __ ] down there are
other buttons hey there are the buttons
Bachmann didn't hold this button to
block then press up to jump good
okay mom are you ready as ready as I'll
ever be ha her I hit you I what do you
kids say these days maging my [ __ ] hara
damn this game is violent oh my God mom
it's supposed to be violent it's a
freaking fighting game huh got you right
where I want you and now for the
finisher BAM right on the skull [ __ ]
wait am I dead now did I lose no mama
there's still two more rounds no wait
I'm still alive see look at the screen
that's just a playback mama what was
that ducking move you done I want to try
it mom it's not a move it means I own
you take this and this and this what do
kids call it when I'm beating you really
badly again sniffing your balls no mom
it's sniffed my balls how would you even
own someone by sniffing their balls mom
that's not an attack stop doing it just
watch son I'll prove you wrong by
winning with it damn it heheh dumb [ __ ]
you can do it mom I believe in you this
is your final round so do your best stay
out of this Sonia this is between me and
mama
so attendance here yeah for you I'm
afraid I'm not going to hold back
anymore mama I'm gonna make you suffer
please just give me a chance please
please please I can't do anything of my
God oh stop it stop pockemon did you
stop crying mama it's just a game holy
[ __ ] here comes my super [ __ ] can't do
anything now can you what no I killed
you how did that happen you have to
actually hit me with your super mama
otherwise it won't work so do I move on
or do I lose I think I should move on
since the real winner is the one who had
the most fun you were the one who was
crying in the last round you dumb [ __ ]
okay baby let's see what you got I just
hope I don't get smashed by your big-ass
boobs di-o-matic you shall know how to
flirt with someone oh I'm not hurting
babe I'm telling like it is de well
let's see if you are as strong as you
are sexy oh you know I am babe how about
if I win you let me bang you in the ass
come here it's a deal show good bit will
you guys just shut up and fight already
good luck baby I don't need luck oh man
feisty I like that yeah take this damn
nice shot babe not as nice as your butt
too baby take us too huh ooh good one oh
come on Manic you're just letting her
win since she's your girlfriend that's
not true don't listen to my bro babe you
are the best de I know what I am he's
probably just confused by how big your
boobies are there like bigger than his
head yeah I figured as much I get all
the two lot oh look babe you won great
job oh this is just [ __ ] I'm going
to go get some apple juice would you
like a glass part will be how dare you
ask me if I would like such a boy drink
please forgive me bard OB de come here
baby can't hit me can you Haley can stay
away from me forever babe hey what was
that fool oh sorry babe I'll try not to
spam so much anymore what the [ __ ] but
you weren't even spamming maduk shut up
Knuckles you'll understand if you ever
get a girlfriend wait holy [ __ ] she's
actually kicking my ass oh my God
what the hell Manic sorry babe I gotta
win take this [ __ ] oh [ __ ] talk about a
body slam yeah a super beat that makeup
covered bitch's ass cracker heheh has
sniffed my smelly balls [ __ ] Oh deep in
Turkey sir that's me nipple knocking
woman is me just left and rig Manic hope
how could you what's the matter babe can
take the stench stay out of my ass
that's it I'll show you what happens
when you mess with me team oh no I'm
soooo scared heheh Manic that is not how
i taught you to treat women shut up you
dumb which I want to win heheheheh come
on you piece of white trash I ain't done
with you yet Manic quit making fun of
mehndi shut up Sonia no one likes you
now that is how you make someone your
[ __ ] okay Manic just one more round to
go show them what happens when you mess
with someone related to Sonic the
Hedgehog final round baby please don't
go easy on me I want a challenge did you
got it sugar tits LOL right from the
start I raped you in the ass shut up
sorry babe but it's time to get you in
the super sexy Manic combo oh [ __ ] this
is what he used to beat me last time
she's about to look like a pile of warm
[ __ ] when he's done with her I can't
believe it I lost Oh ma'am don't forget
the bet baby I get to bang you in the
ass oh how could I ever forget your good
bit
you