it was almost bedtime for a little boy
in Mexico daddy where does lightning
come from the little Mexican boy asked
taking a bite of his taco at the dinner
table since he lives in Mexico the
little boy never saw arraigned before
the Mexican father of the boy put down
his burrito well son let me tell you a
little story while I eat my bean and
cheese burrito I got from taco Bell they
say there is a God of Thunder up in the
sky he goes by the name of Zeus but only
a few know the true story daddy do you
know the true story I do my Mexican son
the God of thunder up in the sky his
true name is Bart lebbe moncler of
Dresden there is also an angel an angel
who serves under barve levy as his
his name is Sonic the Hedgehog chapter
one happy birthday master bard levy I've
returned Sonic kneeled down before his
lover I have finished the task you have
given me Mexico has been created
although there's a problem Master it
appears there is a mistake the people of
Mexico won't eat anything besides
burritos and tacos I tried asking help
from the other Gods for their idea on
the situation but neither p site and or
Jesus know what what's wrong I see it is
all right my bitch be because it is
perhaps in the future they can make a
crappy Reese truant called taco Bell or
some you are not going to punish me
master Sonic questioned of course not
why would I punish my little fat
lubitsch on such a grand a Bartleby
declared that's right today is barred
lobbies birthday oh I forgot to buy
a birthday present what was that my
Beach Bartleby said oh um nothing sir
bard lubby I can't let him know I didn't
buy him a present he would rape me in
the ass oh my God Sonic flapped his
wings as hard as he could it took him a
couple of minutes for him to lift off
the ground because he's so fat by the
time he little off the ground he was out
of breath well bard lobby I have to go
run some errands before your birthday
party Sonic was turned around and was
getting ready to leave until he heard
his lover's voice
you didn't get me a birthday present yet
you might beat Sonic knew what was about
to happen he flew toward the clouds of
the highest speed he could go but in no
avail a bolt of lightning struck his
left butt cheek he was plummeting to
earth at great speed greater speed than
anyone thought was possible there was
nothing he could but brace for the
impact help me the fat blue Hedgehog
screamed suddenly he could see Bart
lebih flying down toward him from the
clouds is this the end of a Sonic the
Hedgehog suddenly Bart levee started
spanking the blue fat Hedgehogs butt
cheeks with great strength and speed son
access' began to catch fire screaming
Sonic groped his own ass in pain
Bartleby gave his Hedgehog lover one
last good spank on the ass shooting him
into the ground and breaking through the
other side of the earth creating a
gigantic crater this crater thousands of
years later would be called Mount Fuji
chapter 2 creation of Earth after
breaking through the Earth's core and
landing on the other side of the planet
Sonic began to flap his wings to fly
away towards Heaven once more although
once again his wings couldn't lift him
off the ground for a few more minutes
Sonic new Bartleby would be there soon
he had to act fast faster than a Mexican
making tacos so he had no choice but to
hide behind a bush hoping his mink lover
wouldn't see him until he remembered
Bartleby is God no one can hide from him
oh my God it's over Sonic thought to
himself Sonic could see someone walking
toward him from down the street Bart
levy had found him the blue Hedgehog was
about to his pants I better get out
of here the Hedgehog ran for his life he
ran but Bart lebih caught him the mink
began to rape his fat Hedgehog lover
Sonic began to look around at all the
people around him they were said Sonic
noticed that there was no water they
were thirsty as Sonic was being raped in
the ass he began to cry not tears of
sadness but tears of joy because he is
with his lover Sonic's tears were
raining on creating the oceans around
the world
every time Bart levy would bang him in
the ass Lightning would strike the
people were all cheering dancing in the
rain happily the world has only just
begun and these two lovers are its
creator and that my son is how the world
was made while father that story was
amazing I know it was my Mexican son now
get some rest we're going to try to jump
the Mexican border early tomorrow
morning okay dad