Sonic Sonia hurry your ass is up we
gotta blow this popsicle stand
Knuckles and Mindy are waiting for us
right out front I'll be down as soon as
Sonic lets me into the bathroom I need
to drop a deuce oh my God wait your
[ __ ] turn you dumb [ __ ]
I'm still wiping my ass oh Manic you're
still here I thought the three of you
left with your little friends to pick up
supplies to finish your costumes we're
just getting ready to leave mama well
since you didn't leave yet do you want
me to pack you all a snack to take long
oh my God mama come your tits it's not
like we're going on some long-ass
mystical journey to find some fabled
gold-plated pair of butt cheeks we're
only going to Walmart
alright Manic me and Sonic are ready to
go cool let's make like hockey sticks
and get the puck out of here
you
sup [ __ ] Knuckles the cool Echidna
has arrived who's ready to head to
Walmart complete our Halloween costumes
go trick-or-treating against [ __ ] which
is all night long ha ha that snuggles
for you already has the whole night
planned out this Halloween is going to
be bitchin by the way that is one
sweet-ass mummy costume Knux what's it
made out of toilet paper and not just
any toilet paper I went to ply I'm going
all out tonight
I could literally [ __ ] in my costume and
all I would need is just one piece to
clean up mountains of [ __ ] nice when you
putting on your costume babe you look
like a [ __ ]
not that I mind of course TV this is my
costume babe I'm going as myself hey hey
hey what's the gang thinking leaving me
out of a conversation what you guys
talking about over here oh hell no don't
you even think we are going to let you
go trick-or-treating with us dressed as
a giant sweaty ball sack
God damn mama why didn't you tell me I
look like a giant sweaty ball sack well
isn't that the picture you showed me I
based the design of your costume off
that no mama it was a bag of jellybeans
well what do you want me to do about it
it's already Halloween
Jesco is a ballsack Goddamnit mama you
always do this do what we T you always
treat Sonia better than me and Manic oh
now you know that is not true it is true
look at our costumes mama
you bought Sonia [ __ ] $65 princess
costume while all I got was a trash bag
filled with balloons oh and don't even
get me started on Manic you literally
ripped of his favorite purple pants he
got for Christmas and told him to be The
Hulk
you
hello I was wondering if any of you has
seen my Beach Bartleby he was supposed
to be at my house for my weekly feet
massage five minutes ago but he still
hasn't shown up I assume he's with you
Bartleby yes Bart levy I am here at your
service anything for you Bart levy him
so you are yeah I figured as much
I'm always right after all tell me oh
why weren't you at my house when I
specifically told you to be there by
five o clock please forgive me for my
foolishness Bartleby I just thought that
since today was Halloween you would give
me the day off no forgiveness for your
mistake you will now massage not just my
feet but now my buttocks as well also I
must know what is this Halloween you
speak oh I've never heard of it so I
assume it's a poor man's holiday [ __ ]
fruit loop doesn't even know what
Halloween is [ __ ] sad
Halloween is a beautiful holiday where a
bunch of kids and adults alike dress up
in spooky costumes and go to strangers
houses to get lots and lots of candy
it's lots of fun is that so I was
wondering why you all looked like
retards are you gathering candy no we're
actually on our way to Walmart to get
some finishing touches for our costumes
we're going trick-or-treating after we
get back so if you want on your way now
that would be really nice wool yes I do
need to buy lotion for my feet open I'll
give you a ride
thank you so much that will be much
faster than walking no not you just my
[ __ ] and he's getting in the trunk
Sonic get your ass in
yes Bartleby right away see ya wouldn't
wanna bleeeh you poor ass peaches
ah
you
yo crackers maybe we should head to
Walmart now
this [ __ ] sucks my balls we should be
out trick-or-treating right now instead
of going to Walmart look at it this way
nuts it's a proven fact that the better
the costume the more the candy they will
give us so if we make our costumes three
times as good that's three times the
candy right there and I guess you do got
a point there that's right in a way
we'll definitely be getting more candy
in the long run what I talking to you
[ __ ] here we are guys
Walmart is just at a head haha hey guys
check out the fattest over there ha ha
ha oh my God how the hell is that guy
even going to get inside the building
that had to be you ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha
ah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah
hah hah hah
hey what's so funny guys did someone
make a poop joke blowing up nothing
let's go inside
I'll get the shopping cart oh hell no
this is why I hate women always want to
go grocery shopping when men are in a
hurry
come on woman I thought you wanted the
gold grocery shopping like a little
[ __ ]
we can't go as long as you're still on
the ground [ __ ] baby whoa and
Knuckles calm down that's my sister
you're talking to
hey bro if any of you guys need me I'll
be in the cheese section of the grocery
aisle massaging Bartleby's feet I'm
heading off to the beauty supply section
I need my lipstick to make my lips in
you're big and plump like my tits I'll
be where the Halloween costumes are
looking for a princess wand I'm going to
get some toilet paper
lates [ __ ] oh you're all leaving so
we're splitting up then okay oh yeah
everyone make sure to meet up at
checkout in exactly ten minutes
you
how do you like it so far bard levy do
you feel relieved yet um I suppose it
could be better add more lotion my Beach
oh yes Bartleby right away
ahem what is taking so long Oh
Ahava so sorry Bart Libby I just
accidentally stuck my hand in some
tomato juice as all damn I didn't think
the zombies would get this far so soon
hello hello testing this is the water
security art oh my God
and everyone who lives the zombie
apocalypse is upon us I am speaking over
intercom everyone got to the building
Oh Oh God zombie just got into the room
where I am you blue fat-ass I can see
you through the security cameras come
help me hey I said help me I'm going to
die oh my God we were so glad to help
it's getting closer oh God help me yeah
egg egg egg egg
but why did the lights go out oh man I
was so close to beating the level two
holy [ __ ]
get off me H I will if I can just grab
this damn Pole Oh God is this really the
end for me
Manek are you alright Oh subsys sup
Mindy what's up what do you mean what's
up we just heard you screaming oh yeah
that well this thing whatever it is just
attacked me out of nowhere but I killed
it before it could kill me so is all
good I guess
oh my God that looks just like the thing
that beat your ass in the beauty
supplies Department Mindy wait you guys
encountered one of these things - we'd
better go check on the others Just My
Luck the one time I decide to finally
buy toilet paper in three years and
they're all out of two-ply
oh hell no don't tell me those [ __ ]
are the ones who bought all the two-ply
and now they're taunting me taunting me
Knuckles the cool Echidna
I don't think so [ __ ] oh I see
--there three of you and it looks like
you're all ready to get your asses beat
this will be a piece of chocolate cake
and by chocolate cake
I mean after I'm done with you I'm going
to literally [ __ ] on a cake use my [ __ ]
as the frosting for the cake and have
you eat it oh and I see you guys don't
get any hair you must have cancer only
weak ass [ __ ] got cancer let's hope
you don't die from that before I am
through with you otherwise you won't be
able to enjoy my one-of-a-kind chocolate
cake I see you brought your whole gang
fair enough it'll take a lot of you to
beat me Knuckles don't do it Knuckles
you can't do this Knux those guys are
zombies the Living Dead
they can't die even worse if you get
bitten by them you might even turn into
a zombie
everyone step aside I've got us while
Sonic I had no idea you could wield a
sword like that amazing yeah I kind of
surprised myself actually
I've never swung a sword in my life but
when it comes to protecting Bart Libby
my lover I can do anything come on we
should get out of here as fast as we can
for all we know there could be even more
zombies lurking around I wish we could
but me and Bartleby just checked out all
the exits there are zombies trying to
get into the building from every corner
in fact there are so many we had to
barricade the front entrance so they
wouldn't break the glass but if that's
the case then how do we get out of here
isn't it obvious [ __ ] we're heading to
the roof
Oh Charles this is just horrible these
children are so mean why can't we just
give them all the Halloween candy we've
got I'm sure if we done that they would
leave us alone you are absolutely no
idea who starts going Genaro yo yo don't
we teacher the Suren children de Serre
S&D s owner o mystic a an yo l've a
comet al rita Mandy
where are you where are you might be
delicious order you you are a man which
means you are not a weak woman and you
have foreign wars how many wars have you
been in my fellow man Nina you set us
all don't lift and reach cool that's
almost half as many wars I've been in
and you women are weak they are only
needed whenever men are in the mood for
sand which is to refill their energy you
go hide upstairs and leave this fighting
to the men
I should go to Sonic and Manic srem they
have paintball guns I could use to
protect myself it even has a bunch of
locks on the door but the downside is it
smells like ass I know I'll go to
Sonja's room
it may not have a lock on the door but
it smells like gumdrops huh gah oh my
God not one of you again please let me
go whatever you think I did I didn't do
it put me down please
unless oh my God is it money you want
cause I've got tons of that [ __ ]