[Music]
the wheels on the bus go round and round
round and round round and round the
wheels on the bus go round and round
all through the town the wheels on the
bus go round and round round
and round round and round the wheels on
the bus go round and round
all through the town the people on the
bus go
up and down up and down up and down
people on the bus go up and down
all through the town the driver on the
bus says move on back
move on back move on back the driver on
the bus says
[Music]
can you just shut up for like 10 minutes
that wasn't very nice what you did
paul look out there's someone in the
middle of the road
and he's got a big [ __ ] butt crack oh
no
oh god get out of the way boy i can't
turn fast enough
please no god somebody save this boy
help him
somebody oh no
boy boy are you okay go what on god's
screen flat earth have i done
i ran over and i said youth respond to
your elders boy
if you can hear me take a [ __ ] in your
pants why aren't you clipping yourself
god damn it you better hurry up and fix
this [ __ ] old man
please i'm not going back to the juvie
max is right
i'm not taking the heat for the [ __ ]
hey we figured we would just come on
over to see what the fuss is about
my stars it's not a real dead body
is it here you [ __ ] what the hell is
going on
you didn't seriously just run over that
guy that's right
and you're not going to say [ __ ] you got
that you filthy [ __ ]
you know the old saying snitches don't
get to [ __ ] big big beat [ __ ]
so i guess we're doing this thing okay
then
theme on i'll start digging the whole
the rest of you forget to keep watch
for the first time in my life as a
white-blooded american in these united
states of america
i agree with the red man we should not
do this
killing people is not legal we should
tell someone or call an ambulance
the time for talking is done girl now is
only the time
for action and seeing as you are a
witness you are now unaccomplished to my
dark deeds
so shut your trap now let's see a show
of hands out here
who here has the expertise in hiding a
body
what the [ __ ]
yo max but taking a piss and get over
here
we need you to discuss pockets
sorry about that boys daddy had to take
a tiny little tinkle break out of his
hairy balls
but we can get this show on the road now
okay but wipe the crap off your pants
that's right max we can't afford to
leave any dna
at the scene of the crime now what in my
bitch's huge smelly house is taking so
long
inform me as to why you're not yet back
on the road
huh duo you helped that paul add up
right now
everyone i would like for you all to
meet ramsay
ramsey spanton to be exact why
he helped put together a bargaining
convention just last week
all by himself a whole eight people
showed up
sup i think modern sonic sucks
wow you're a bardonic fan too that's
kind of sexy
i almost want to suck your balls and
call you papa
haha i'm just kidding i won't because
i'm not gay
i'm straight hey i remember you
you're that guy who had me sign my name
on your right butt cheek
with a bottle of ranch dressing yeah i
think
donek is cool so you also like the
bartleby exonic [ __ ]
that is pretty cool we are sonic sibs if
you didn't know that already
truth be told we're awfully busy but you
can take a picture with us if you want
to
how do you feel about the mindy x-manic
ship
my girlfriend has big boobies no one
cares about any of you guys
it's all about sonic and bartleby it
always has been even the legendary
tamers one two three four
five hasn't even bothered to make a mint
dick video in years
nobody gives a [ __ ] [ __ ] that's not
to say mintic is bad
just add it pills in comparison to
pardon it now leave me
alone okay okay
we're sorry for taking up your time no
you're not
if you really were sorry you wouldn't
have done it
so bartleby and bartleby's [ __ ] what
brings you all the way out here
actually we were just on our way to
summer camp but it appears we have got
inside track
you wouldn't happen to know the way
would you
hey i thought i passed by some
campgrounds during my morning walk
why don't i take you there yes
that sounds like a plan lead the way
look everybody we finally made it
why hello there everybody i am pleased
to see that you all made it here safely
affair you're finally out of the
hospital
the doctor said that when the ninja
broke into her house and attacked you
you were so badly beaten that you might
not be able to walk again for months
yes i got really lucky instead of
killing me
the ninja man decided to only beat my
ass
after you left to go look for help the
ninja actually came back and to get a
piece of my ass
he raped me but man he shoved his
fat balls deep in my ass
and it is only thanks to that that i am
able to stand here talking with you
today
damn mindy is it just me or is that old
man looking
like a real snack if i give him two
dollars and 48 cents
do you think he would fart in my face
damn sis perhaps it's just my wild
imagination
but your rust seems to be two
centimeters bigger today
now be honest with me sis did daddy take
you down to get a little
extra plastic surgery as usual
nothing gets past you sis that's right i
added about 2.3 centimeters to increase
my ass size
i'd say it's approximately 0.0004
larger than yours now give or take
but what's the big deal it's not like
it's a competition or anything
i suppose you're right still i think i
should give you a good smack on the ass
only as an itty bitty punishment for
keeping it to yourself
hey mr sonic underground fan for helping
us on our way here i think you deserve a
special
beach over here
thanks baby i'll reward you later by
letting you lick my sweaty butt crack
after it gets sweaty in this hot
afternoon sun
thanks but i was wondering if you would
let me stay and hang out with you guys
you know since i helped you out and all
no
oh hi affair i didn't know you would be
working as a comp counselor this weekend
now i know my kids are in good hands
manic
do you want to say hello
he really is happy that is quite all
right
we are happy to have you i assure you
these campgrounds are safe arena
only two or three kids go missing a day
never to turn up again
we also have lots of fun games planned
if you wait right here
i can go tell the coach that you all
arrived
naturally you will be split into teams
in battle against one another
so discuss amongst yourselves while you
wait
that's fine by me destroying the week is
i dr robotnik was born to do
country hill bill is like me don't back
down from a challenge
whether it's a fight to the death or a
hoot down where we slam our [ __ ] in
the butt like a tractor
i only want the strongest on my side
like bartleby
i don't fear whose team i'm on as long
as i have you trevor
do you want to go over behind that porta
potty and [ __ ]
sonic and bartleby already did i bet it
probably smells like piss and [ __ ]
get off of me just what are you trying
to do here cyrus
are you trying to make me look like a
fool in front of everybody i said we
have to keep our relationship a secret
that's it i have to teach you a hard
lesson
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[Applause]
what do you have there my cute little
[ __ ] with the big blueberry as cheeks
it's the shirts i bought online i
thought that after we pick our teams
we could wear these shirts blue shirts
for my team and yellow shirts for yours
how much do they cost at least five
billion dollars each right
haha no bartleby my mom bought them in a
pack of 24
for ten dollars at the goodwill yo [ __ ]
it's so cute how poor you are you poor
people are so silly
silly like a pickle with rainbow
sprinkles
oh um hahaha i think they sent us the
wrong color
i hope you're fine with wearing pink
cause i'm not wearing that [ __ ] [ __ ]
wait let's rock paper scissors over who
has to wear pink it'll be fun
huh rock beat scissors
have fun wearing pink [ __ ]
now let me just put this shirt on real
quick
all right everybody me and bart levy are
going to pick our teams for the events
when we select you just step on over
here and grab the shirt
blue if you're on bartleby's team and
pink if you're on mine
the games we will be playing will be
dodgeball and tug of war
if we each get a point during those
games we'll come up with a third game
for a tiebreaker
if you have any questions now would be
the time to ask them
yes what is it jared
let's say we get picked to be on your
team sonic do we have the option of
going over to bartleby's team instead
i'm only asking because
obviously everyone wants to be on his
team um
no jared the teams are final whoever
bartleby
and i think you're on our teams
yes what is it uncle chuck if we want to
remember clevis them instead of yours
can we be honest them uncle chuck you
just asked the same question but word is
slightly different
the answer is no fool
bart levy my lover may i please have the
honor of picking my team first
[ __ ] when the [ __ ] have i ever cared
about what you did
alright which of you poopy baby [ __ ]
want to be on my team
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
my [ __ ] uncle chuck get over here
before i change my mind
now who wants to be on the team of the
legendary sonic the hedgehog
then for my first pick i'm picking my
one and only bro
get over here manic
how old are you exactly me i'm 96 years
old
oh my god are you actually going to pick
me
hmm well age does mean experience
both inside the bedroom where he [ __ ]
hillbilly beaches and outside the
bedroom
and luckily right now we're outside the
bedroom
get over here old man you're on my team
bro remember to get knocks on our team
before bart levy does
knuckles is a beast at dodgeball [ __ ]
i can't remember anybody else's names
they're also believe me
that i never bothered to learn i guess i
gotta start playing guess who
up in this beach knuckles get over here
you're on my team
the pink beach who i'm 15 sure is my
bitch's sister get over here
i'm really on bart levy's team oh my god
the girls at school are not gonna
believe this
are you serious right now this is
awesome this is the first time in my
whole life where i wasn't picked last to
be on a team
sometimes when i wipe the [ __ ] off my
ass i used too much toilet paper
so i have to spend about an hour the
next day picking bits of toilet paper
out of my smelly butt crack
we should get somebody evil on our team
you know like robotnik
we're playing dodgeball so we're gonna
need someone who can kill without
remorse
bro i'm not about to let my eternal
rival be on my team
what about dingo he's muscular [ __ ] if
we're going against your boyfriend we're
going to need someone like that with us
yet but he's also dumber than a pile of
bricks he might accidentally throw the
ball at one of us and get his own
teammates out instead
sleet come grab the shirt you're going
to be on our team
well all right then
dingo what are you doing let go of me
i'm scared sleet
what if bartleby picks me and we're on
different teams
i don't want to be separated from you
that's not my problem
sleet sleep please i'm scared dingo stop
it this is embarrassing people are
starting to stare
sleep don't go you can't do this
get over here dingo you're going to be
on my team
what but but i don't want to i want to
be on sonic's team
bartleby please you can't do this sleet
tell bartleby he can't do this sleet
sleep please
flora you're blue like me that's pretty
cool
so i guess you can be on my team bro no
pick my girlfriend instead
bro mandy's boobs are so fake that they
weigh
like 50 pounds she would just slow us
down
you the man with the orange hair and two
balloons floating in front of him
you're on my team i guess we are not
going to be
the same team promise me that you won't
go easy on me
okay sis shut the [ __ ] up you [ __ ]
i told you not to call me sister when
i'm around my friends
you were adopted we'll never be related
no matter how much you want us to be
just accept it oh my god you are so aloy
this is this is so frustrating my milk
jugs are too big for this
shirt
my giant boobies are just so big if only
there was somebody here to help me
hey max wanna be on my team sonic's mom
i'm picking you next get over here
before rabbit your ass
and cyrus you get over here too us
freedom fighters have got to stick
together
robotnik you could have a plan at mobius
surely you can win a dodgeball game
towards own [ __ ]
well isn't this interesting it looks
like the great and powerful bart levy
has chosen both of us to be on his team
quinlina i hope you still don't hold a
grudge over how i stole all of planet
mobius from you and your kids
dr robotnik i learned to stop caring
about [ __ ] over 50 years ago
well i may not get to be on bartleby's
team so i know we're completely [ __ ]
but i'm glad to be on the same team as
you saras manic told me all about you
and how you were the best of the best in
the freedom fighters
i'm excited to see if you can live up to
manic's word
cool i don't know who you are
sucks to be youtube doesn't it sucks big
sweaty [ __ ] balls
having to be on sonic's stupid team
meanwhile i'm over here waiting for
bartleby to pick me
and we all know he's going to pick me
because i'm the best of the best when it
comes to playing with balls
okay if that's what you really think
then why hasn't bartleby picked you here
trevor
why hasn't he picked me yet am i thought
it was rather obvious
well it's um it's because well you love
it's because bart will be just orderly
wants to save the best for last
he knows that if i'm the last one to
join his team
it will make everyone sonic's team [ __ ]
their pants like creepy baby [ __ ]
are you listening to me cyrus you do not
walk away when daddy is talking to your
ass
you know what trevor i'm just going to
come out and say it
this attitude you have right now is the
reason nobody likes you
you think you're cooler than everybody
just because your glasses are score for
some reason
and you're vegetarian but i've got news
for you
those things don't make you cool in fact
they make you look really [ __ ] gay
do i look like i give a [ __ ] what you
think about me cyrus i have always been
alone
ever since the day my mommy and daddy
were brutally slaughtered right in front
of me in cold blood
[Music]
you're not the only one with a dark past
trevor
we all have problems but most of us
don't go around
acting like whiny babies and bully
others because of our insecurities
you remember what happened to my dad he
was turned into a robot or some [ __ ] by
dr
robotnik and became a weapon to destroy
the freedom fighters
[Music]
i failed to save my daddy but you don't
see me crying about it every [ __ ]
second of every [ __ ] day
give me that
i don't want it anymore you can have it
back i guess
let's see here there are only five
people left but who to choose
hmm
[Music]
what are you thinking about at a time
like this stop thinking about these
dirty thoughts
and pick somebody to be on your
dodgeball team already
hey jared do you hopefully people know
how to play dodgeball
you know what sonic let me pick this
time you know so we at least have a
chance at winning
hey mendy's dad what are you going to
tell me to go over to bart levy's team
because i'll do it no you're going to be
on
our team you're the only one who can
lead us to victory
so i'm not going to be on bart libby's
team
thanks for ruining my day i guess
let's go sarah you're going to be on my
team
i'm so gosh darn excited to be on the
same team as you
i just hope that jared isn't
jealous don't worry about that baby girl
if my son
jared tries anything i promise i will
beat him up just for you
now we just won gosh damn minute
bartleby you can't put my girlfriend
and my paw on the same team they will
try to [ __ ] each other
actually they were doing it right now
jared
i swear it's not what it looks like
then why is my boss hand still on your
smelly butt cheeks
i'm giving you 25 minutes to take that
hand away from my girl's ass before i
come over there and make you do it
myself
jared you're on my team don't just stand
there get over here
sonic did you listen to what i said i
need to be on bartleby's team so i can
protect my girl
yet and we need you on our team so we
can win i understand you're worried
jared but you're going to have to trust
your girlfriend on this one
trust that she won't willingly get
[ __ ] in the ass by your dad while your
back is turned
i was afraid i was going to be picked
last nobody wants me to be on their team
after all
we should just go home mandy and save
ourselves the embarrassment of being
told nobody
likes us speak for yourself trevor
bartleby is going to choose me any
second now
he's just playing hard to get trevor you
are my last pick
come over here and be on my team
bartleby did you really just say did you
really say i can be on your team
[Applause]
so then i don't have to be with that
loser sonic
did you just call my [ __ ] a loser just
for saying that
i don't want you anymore get out of my
sight you're going to be on sonic's team
instead
well would you look at that it seems
bartleby didn't want you after all
this is what you get you don't mess with
cyrus of the freedom fighters
i'll keep going till you're [ __ ] dead
choke on my stinky gas
and [ __ ] die [ __ ]
i see everybody is wearing their team
colors
am i correct in assuming you have your
teams
all picked up great grandfather affair
you're back
who's this guy with you fair it's not
another prostitute
is it because the police said if they
catch you talking to prostitutes again
after the incident you could get three
years in prison
a half-head no knuckles well
at least i don't think he's a prostitute
i found him peeing
and pooping in the public restrooms he
offered to be the referee for a dodge
ball game this evening
that's correct oh fair you can take your
hand off my ass now
no that's quite all right
wait we're playing dodgeball nobody told
me this
bingo that's the whole reason we're here
why do you think we were grouping up
into teams in the first place oh my god
blinko you're so stupid
yeah dingo you are so stupid what the
[ __ ] did you just say about bingo
you'd better take that back i'm so
excited to be on your team bartleby
are you as excited as i am haha let's
have fun together
[Music]
okay is everyone separated into groups
[Applause]
good it's time to begin the first game
of the weekend
the god ball game well be using the
usual rules
if you get hit by a ball you're out if
someone pushes the ball you through you
are also out
here you go bartleby here is your ball
the match doesn't
begin until you throw the first shot
what sort of rules are those supposed to
be explain why bartleby gets to throw
first
that doesn't sound very fair to the rest
of us because
bartleby paid me two thousand dollars to
give him a free throw
this sucks i wanted to win but now i
can't
affair can you drive me home i don't
really want to play
can you drive me home too you don't need
to call my dad he left and never came
back
i don't think i want to play if bartleby
is he's the best at pretty much
everything anyway
i don't see the problem because you're
on the blue team says
if bart levy gets a free shot that means
one of my teammates
a member of the pink team will perish
and fall bart levy is using money to win
like he always does
[Music]
bartleby tell me what hails you my lover
[Music]
that's the fourth time today that you
killed another student
because your muscles are too big i'm
afraid i'm going to have to call your
daddy
from this day forth as your coach i must
forbid you from ever playing dodgeball
in my basketball court
ever ever again also if i see you
playing dodgeball anywhere else i'm
calling the cops
[Music]
[ __ ] i wanted to keep this from you but
i'm afraid i can't keep it a secret any
longer
when i was three years old i was on a
pro-league dodgeball team
called the almighty ball bachelors i was
such a pro in fact that nobody would
want to play with me
even the adult players lived in fear of
my roar and unbridled power
i guess i just got so excited to play
again but i ended up ruining the fun for
all of you
i wanted to feel those balls once more
that i paid two thousand dollars to get
to hold it
it's okay bartelby we understand
everything now
you can play with us i can
of course as long as you pull back on
your throws and don't decapitate any of
our friends
i promise you [ __ ] i'll go easy on you
just this once
for this chance that you would have
given me
let the dodgeball game begin everyone
give it all you got
it was nice knowing you boys don't be
scared jared
bart levy said he would be going easy on
us
everyone aim for my [ __ ] he's fat he
can't outrun all of us
[Applause]
break his arms don't allow him any means
of escape
why aren't you doing anything throw the
ball as i told you to
i i can't i just can't do it
he's my brother and he's already out it
wouldn't be right
anyone else i'm ready to go to jail
tonight
i'll take that silence as a no grab your
big balls
and do my bidding
come on we have to push forward we're
dead if we don't
it's not worth it jared they have the
whole area covered
either way we have to create a path
let's send a decoy to draw fire
you want us to send a man to his death
that's crazy talk knuckles
nobody is willing to agree to that i
think it's a great idea
you there better get a move on
what why me don't tell me you forgot
about what happened
way back then
yeah and now we're gonna bust the both
of ya
and who pray tell is going to believe a
gaggle of underage pickpockets like you
anyone max was videotaping us crap
you falsely accused my crew for a crime
that they didn't even come at
and you got away with all the glory now
it's time for you to face justice for
your actions
i can't think of a more fitting
punishment than taking on bartleby
montclair of dresden
no please don't make me do this i don't
want to die like this
please
now you're nothing but a thief max
no don't try and protect him manic
if you do this then you're no better
than they are revenge doesn't solve
anything
don't act like you understand me manic i
grew up on the streets without a home
it's a whole different world than the
one you know max we grew up on the
streets in the same neighborhood we even
have the same hairstyle
what are you still sticking around here
for get a move on
all right looks like we got ourselves a
fresh one boys
mandy you fool hurry back before
bartleby sees your ass
my name isn't mandy explorer
that's literally what i just said
man you run
[Music]
dad you're out of the game please remove
yourself from the playing field
wrong i'm not leaving until i see my
underage daughter's huge milk jugs
orgy look what you've done now daddy
now i'm going to have to play the rest
of the games with my ascent it's out
damn those boobs look fake as [ __ ]
hey you need to take it easy some of my
kids
are over on that team shut up karen
hey that's me sister you retalking to
your better so where's my respect okay
buma
you know if my husband were here he
wouldn't let you be doing this
you mean the father of sonic the
hedgehog ha ha ha
his son is my [ __ ] i have neither the
reason or care to fear that worthless
man
the only good thing about is that his
ass might be big since he's my bitch's
father
no get out of my way and don't cross me
again
and if daddy ever comes home that
message goes for him too
ha ha ha elena are you going to be okay
don't listen to what that sexy uncle
not now charles i just let me be alone
for a bit
but it's obvious besides let's talk
about it
why can't we know where the kids and
their witties as a family
isn't that what family is for look
i know you're just trying to help but no
one can ever replace him
so would you let me deal with it alone
you understand that
but when someone only makes fun of you
you can't
stand beyond domingo nothing yo
the kids your special tomato me
that sweet 112 no i can never place a
euro swan
of course a tekken and primero will
never dream of the
[Music]
the seasons come and go like thoughts of
you
like a wave returns to the sea into
the blue
and they change but in a cycle
that i can lose
each painful but delightful
to live through
you came into my
[Music]
it's all in the past right come on we
should get back to the game
yeah you're probably rude
[Music]
well well well i didn't expect to see
you here today father weren't you out
buying north korea
i was but then i heard rumors that you
once again returned to your old ball
basha days
i simply could not believe it and had to
come see for myself
ahaha well now that you witness what you
came for
go home as you can see we are in the
midst of a game
don't be like that boy look your dad
even brought ice pops put straight from
the glaciers of antarctica
no less than 20 minutes ago
that's just like you further trying to
win me and my friends over with breezy
pops made for rich people
can you blame me i needed to bring a
proper gift if i want to see my stubborn
son
oh boy i sure do love freezy pops we all
get one
you sure can everybody gather around
and not complaining about what color you
got
here you go son this one's for you
no complaining now but
but i wanted banana i don't even like
blueberry
thank you so much for bringing snacks to
the summer campgrounds
the tired kids will all really
appreciate it after the hard work they
did during the last
game don't talk to me
um mr montclair may i please have a
freezy pop
i love them it's it's not like it's
because i'm fat or anything
oh wow banana that's my favorite flavor
in the whole world
thank you so much mr montclair don't cut
those away yet i also want a freezy pop
grape flavor i'm not black are you
saying that i look like a [ __ ] nick
if you don't want it you can give it to
me
hi knox how's it going did you get a
freezy pop yet
bartelby's dad brought them over
apparently every ice pop cost
20 000 bucks because they have gold
flakes in them
whatever the [ __ ] that means what the
hell happened to you
you didn't accidentally end up on the
wrong team right
bart levy got mad during the dodgeball
game and turned on me
he says i'm not allowed to talk to any
of my teammates
so i came over to talk with you instead
so who do you think is going to win the
next games who do you think [ __ ]
no one on my team wants to keep playing
and honestly
we were planning on forfeiting anyway so
bartleby doesn't [ __ ] kill us
but what if you win winning gives you
such a rush
i'm fine other way but if you lose
you'll hang your head in shame
i'd rather live
[Music]
minty would you mind offering me a hand
please
this freezy pop just won't open for me
i got you [ __ ] thanks a lot
give me that i am andy cola
oh no wendy please don't
please stop but this isn't funny girls
speak for yourself bag
go fetch
stop give me my freezy pop
you want your frizzy pop here you can
have it back
[Laughter]
okay kids throw your popsicle wrappers
in the garbage bin
we're going to start setting up for the
next game
about that coach we uh we don't really
plan on playing any more of the games
can we just roast marshmallows or go
tell camper stories
well if you don't play that means you're
going to have to prefer fit
the blue team will be declared the
winners are you okay with that
yeah we kind of already knew that
unacceptable such hardest shall not be
permitted
my daddy took time out of his debt to
come all the way down here
and i need to display dominance over my
daddy by showing how good i am
so i want you to send your easter team
member towards the battlefield
and we shall do battle one on one ma no
mano like how usual in you kyogre
monsters
going bro
the rules for the game of tug-of-war are
simple you both simultaneously exert
strength to pull the rope as hard as you
can
like this oh whoever pulls the weakest
will be pulled to the other side of the
line
and if such a thing happens you lose
we'll start on the count of zero
sonic and bartleby are you ready to
begin
[ __ ] get up you're wasting everyone's
time
okay three two oh
bartleby you pulled on two i'm afraid
that warrants you a yellow card
if you earn any more you will be kicked
from the game and it will count as a
loss
we will start again it's your fault
[ __ ] you broke my concentration with
your big ass
get up you [ __ ] i refuse to lose
because of your own incompetence
sonic it up now if you refuse to stand
you're a loser
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what's the matter beach you didn't get
hurt during the last game
did you don't worry about me bartleby
i'm having fun just being here with you
watching you have fun like this it's the
special moments
like these that really treasure so let's
give it everything we got
please show me what the almighty ball
basher is capable of
are you both ready okay three two
one go
beach beach wake beach
bart levy is that you
look at that i told you he'd be fine
everyone ha ha
you gave your loved ones quite the scare
my plump sweet sugar baby
what what happened in the match did i
lose
yes you did but that's only natural
since you were up against me
but that's not important what is this
that you yourself never gave up
and i think that makes you a real winner
i mean not a real winner like me
still a winner hey where's everyone
where did everybody go everyone else
already left to go get long john
silver's
we wanted to go too but manic wouldn't
leave until you woke up
number two oh boy long john silvers
can we go get some before they close
bartleby
sure thing [ __ ] maybe john himself lent
me his spatula
so i can beat that meat on your backside
if you know what i mean
haha i get it like [ __ ] my butt cheeks
did you have fun [ __ ] yes daddy
i'll have even more fun when you choke
me out with your ass tonight
yo [ __ ] you're so funny i'm serious
kids dress me
did you collect the valuable data you
needed boss
yes i gathered all the intel i needed on
the sonic underground's abilities
the dodgeball game idea worked like a
charm i will make you a grilled cheese
and give you a little tickle on the
ballsack as a reward
when we get back to the van remind me
when we get there in case i forget
we should make haste precious children
i'm certain bartleby saw through my
disguise the moment he laid eyes upon me
what are you saying professor you mean
bottle bigger all along
but why didn't he do anything to stop
ups
i can only think that he refused to act
because he did not want to ruin his
[ __ ] bitch's day
i knew this job was going to be
dangerous spots but this is getting too
risky
as dangerous as when i [ __ ] your ass
behind the police station last week
timothy john
timothy what is wrong lab there's
somebody here i think they killed me
with the [ __ ] death note
get out of here professor you might be
next
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who are you show yourself at once [ __ ]
why are you killing my precious children
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hey you're like yagami wait a minute
are you kira maybe i am
maybe i'm not what's it to you
well if you aren't kira then tell me why
are you here
and why i shouldn't sick my children on
you this instant
quit talking your hat looks like a pizza
box
just so you're aware when you mess with
the sonic underground
you mess with kira and kira told me to
tell you
that you need to stop yeah and who's
going to make me
jira perhaps let's go
we you who are you talking to
nobody is there are you stupid
remember like they can't see me only
those who are in possession of a death
note can see a sneak on me
those are my terms major chord i suggest
you follow them
your days trying to destroy sonic
underground are over if you don't play
by my rules well
let's just say things won't end quite
the way you want them too
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what are you standing around for i said
keep walking
let me go i already told you if it's
money you want
i will give you everything i got i will
even suck your balls
shut up [ __ ] i don't need your money
hey robert i got a new pal for you
maybe now you won't be so lonely in that
jail cell of yours
finally my plan to destroy the sonic
underground
has almost come to fruition now that i
have knuckles the echidna's great
grandfather
i can use him as leverage to get
whatever i want
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me trapped in a cage of fear [ __ ]
i'm not scared of you or anybody else i
am above even god himself
that's not true nobody is above god
how dare you speak of god's name in vain
as long as robert and i keep praying god
and his almighty light
will protect us from you but can god
protect you from this
[ __ ] gun
holy [ __ ] now let's see if god can stop
me from forcing you to suck my [ __ ]
balls
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your name is ramsay spanton right ha
your last name sure sounds a lot like
spanking which is a huge coincidence
cause that's what i'm going to be doing
to you tonight
you can do whatever you want with my fat
ass but you will never defeat the sonic
underground
i will make sure that then i guess our
little talk here is done
you three had better have your pants off
by the time i come here at midnight
or you're going to regret it
[Music]
many miles away from home
steps were difficult i'm exhausted
but i did not fall
something good is coming
[Music]
i'm happy with what i have found just
free
just breathe
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just