Elementary, Twilight! (She means "Magic Kindergarten")

Zonak - Guitar, bass, vocals
LyokoFreaks - Drums, mixing

Image credits: http://betweenfriends.deviantart.com/art/Sherlock-Pony-v2-294857217

Download: http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?vum80mng6wxylnq
Instrumental: http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?ag730pgapj6ce4g

Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
The room is dark, I can't see a soul
It seems somepony is out for a stroll
But I've got my eye up and down this cart
Just in case they try to get smart

I took a snooze for a minute or two
Wasn't gonna let anypony get through
I thought I won, then I did a double-take
Somepony took a chunk right outta the cake

[Chorus]
Come on Twilight, let's interrogate
They've got nowhere to run
Pony, mule or griffon
We'll find the guilty one

And once we put the pressure on
Somepony's gotta confess
With my awesome detective skills
We'll solve the Mmmystery...
On the Friendship Express

[Verse 2]
Which of the three would be so bold
To be the one to act so cold
Perhaps Pony Joe had baking envy
He's a secret spy; this would have been easy

Then again, Gustav looks the part
Dastardly deeds destroyed the Cakes' art
Or Mulia Mild, with her ninja skills
Scared for mouse moose, she went for the kill

(Chorus)

[Verse 3]
We went through a tunnel, the lights went out
And everypony scurried about
Next thing we knew, it was too late
The other goods had met the same fate

We soon found out that it was our friends
Who brought the MMMM to an early end
But the other treats, they weren't to blame
"It was the three bakers!" I did exclaim

[Alt Chorus]
Come on Twilight, help me think
Now nopony can compete
Wait, I know! We'll stack 'em all
A dessert that can't be beat

And if there's one thing that I learned
Is that you shouldn't guess
I'll remember that lesson the next time
We have a Mmmystery...
On the Friendship Express