So here we are again folks, kicking a dead pony, being a bunch of real parasprites you guys--, but really, it's your fault, because you Just Won't Fucking Learn. Imagine asking a 29-year-old mare what she does for a living, and her reply is: "I... used to do stand-up comedy..."

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Why did we ask them about princesses/moons? No, you're not a 'loser' if you don't praise the sun, kid. The whole point of that question was to test a pet theory of mine--privileged young ponies with their heads up their plots more-often-than-not have ~peachy~ home lives with lots of love and nurturing care, they get their cutie marks REEEEEAL early.  (Sober) folks who've been knocked about by life tend to have better answers than folks who think life is a rose-smelling Six Flanks joyride.

I'm going to bed; hope this finishes uploading properly otherwise I might slit my wrists. Another M.B.E. (Million Bit Extreme) Mega-Hit Equestrian Buster.

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