So a friend invited me to his DnD game, and naturally I decided to just be an asshole to one player in particular.

Lyrics:

Giles I barely know ya but I really wish I didn't, at all
Oh your body odour really makes me want to sprint, away
Oooh free gold, like taking candy from a baby
Just you wait and I'll be comin' for your lady

Maybe my thunderwave was deliberate
Maybe you should be on the alert
Maybe I've got a stick up my ass
Maybe I wanna stick my stick up your ass
Oh no

Giles I know your name is Gilles but I don't care
I'm here to make your life your own living hell