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Skrattar du, (lu ketawa)

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Förlorar du (lu kalah) bego

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(KETAWA) kayak orang gila wkwkwkwk

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(kerasukan)  jin swedia

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SKRATTAR DU (LU KETAWA)

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FÖRLORAR DU (LU KALAH)

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PLAK plok

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MANNENN!!!!! (BUNG!!!!)

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kursi.mp3

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[Bahasa Swedia] peraturannya....

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....macet bentar

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[Bahasa Swedia] peraturannya mudah, ayo semuanya

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*plok plok*

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SESEORANG MENYENTUH sPaGhettE KU

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[ngikik] sialan

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ini asli? ngga mungkin deh kayak nya

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SESEORANG MENYENTUH sPaGhettE KU

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Liat muka anaknya shock banget,
tidak...siapa yang nyentuh spaghetti bokap gw? bukan gw

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A seseorang menyentuh spaghet ku

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SpaGEHT

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Ini kayak Marzia tiap kali dia masak pasta

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....dan gw cuma mau mastiin apa itu al dente ato bukan

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dia masuk.....

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S E S E O R A N G  M E N Y E N T U H  S P A G H E T  K U

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Jangan macem2 sama orang Itali, dan itulah SPaGHEtTe, awal yang baik, ok permainan bagus, tapi masih belum skrattar

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tapi kita bisa lanjutkan

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"bajingan2 membunuh bunga liliku!"

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"hai squidward, main yuk"

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*DORDOR* *teriakan spongebob*

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gw gak skrattar. G A K

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"kalian bajingan2 membunuh bunga liliku!"

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"hai squidward, main yuk"

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*DORDOR* *teriakan spongebob*

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omg, gw harap gw dia karena gw benci mim spongebob. Kalo lu pernah sampe ngirim gw mim spongebob-

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mari kita akui

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kalo gw punya  S I S I  G E L A P
yang lo gak mau liat

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"hei pak, apa anda mau beli marijuana?" -polisi: saya harus pergi

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"mungkin sekitar $40?" "berikan plastiknya" "hei HEI"

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"kamu megang apa?" "gak megang apa2" "KAMU MEGANG APA"

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"beneran nggak ada" "BUKA TANGANMU" "baiklah..."

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"OH siapa kamu? pelawak??" "sebenarnya saya pesulap pak"

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"ok merapat ke tembok Houdini kau menyembunyikan sesuatu? "sebenernya..." "kau menyembnyikan sesuatu?"

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"mungkin?"

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"oh, aku dapat sesuatu"

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"ok, dengar ya, saya berikan kamu kesempatan"

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lu tahu ini rekayasa karena kalo polisi beneran

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dia uda nembak orang itu dari tadi, ya gak, polisi memang brutal

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isi polling ini dengan pendapatmu tentang ini, trims

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alex jones: "chemtrails" *nanges*

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"menjaga jarak dengan orang jahat adalah kepatutan pada tuhan"

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"jejak kimia" *nanges*

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"bom homo"

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"yep, itu dia."

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"jejak kimia"

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"hai semua, dop diddle-"

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"dasar kodok-kodok homo"

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"lagipula kamu berkata uh...dasar tuhan-tuhan homo"

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"bom homo"

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"ini dia bom homo, bebi"

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"jejak kimia"

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"itu dia"

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itu dia. Udah. [Bahasa Swedia?]

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Uh, gimana ya, teriakannya lemah, masukin ehh sample kayak "EAHHEAGHA"

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teriakan kayak gitu, baru aku skratta, ok

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bisa gak? bisa kita edit lagi?

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lebih baik

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"aku butuh seseorang

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untuk menunjukkan tempatku"

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nggak, hentikan. nggak. sialan

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gw ngga dukung pesan ini

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apapun itu

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seksis

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misoginis

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menjijikan, tidak layak di channel ini. gw pengen "meletakkan kaki gw di bawah"=menghentikannya, sekarang, gw lagi taro kaki gw di bawah

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lu nggak bisa liat, gw taro-- untuk konten macam ini, gw ga suka

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[Bahasa Swedia] memalukan!

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[Bahasa Swedia] mim yang memalukan!

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[Bahasa Swedia] trims

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[Bahasa Swedia] ngga, trims

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[Bahasa Swedia] NGGA TRIMS

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[Bahasa Swedia] KAU MIM YANG MEMALUKAN

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[Bahasa Swedia] ???

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[Bahasa Swedia] mim...

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"cowo2 pada mau eek di badanmu juga"

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"hahahaha iiiiihhhhhhh"

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mereka ngerekam itu, ya ampun

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"ya, gw rasa itu bukan hal yang baik"

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"kenapa, gak gua makan kali"

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"gw masih rasa itu bukan hal yang baik"

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"kenapa? gua bisa aja eek di badan lo, dan ngga bakal kenapa2"

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WTF

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dia kayaknya kepengen

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gw pikir cewe itu bener juga, kecuali lo punya luka ato mungkin lo

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pipis ke dalem lubang, lo ngga bakal-- eek maksud gw --lo ngga bakal kenapa2

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menjijikan, iya, tapi oke

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100%

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🎵 Girl, I say, if only life would lean our way🎵

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🎵 Well, you and me, we'd run awa-🎵

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SIALAN

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INI DARI MANA

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🎵 you and me, we'd run awa-🎵

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ben yang malang, ben yang malang, semuanya, ben yang malang, bisa gak kita bikin "#poorben" jadi trending

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"tempat tidur, ok" "bukan"

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"tempat tidur, ok" "berhenti" "ya?"

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"ruang masuk." "ini dia ruang keluarganya"

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"ruang masuk." "ini dia ruang keluarganya"

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"ruang masuk, ayolah."

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"ruang tidur, oke"

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"BUKAN! berhenti"

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"aku berhenti"

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"ruang masuk"

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"ruang keluarga, oke"

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"berhenti" "ya"

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"ruang masuk"

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"area keluarga, o-"

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"BERHENTI"

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"ya"

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"lo mau macem2 ama gw?"

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"tempat tidur oke" "...berhenti"

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Eyyyy HuYehUEEHeEh

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gak, oke sip oke

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"paman, kau harus liat ini"

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"apaan"

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"ada bule berdiri di jalan"

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"uda pernah liat eh"

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"tapi tidak kayak gini"

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Felix: nggak....

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nggak

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AAGH GAAAK

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"telpon 911"

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"kasih tau polisinya supaya cepet, seseorang akan terbunuh "

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lanjut mi-- uUEH mim, tok

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(ngakak) sialan

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kita uda punya mobil yang bisa kendarain sendiri, tapi gimana kalo mobil bisa kendarain.......mobil

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coba lu pikir (vsauce di bg: mAnTaBヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ)

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Heeeiii, itu gua

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sip

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masa lalu yang indah, coba aja kita bisa putar balik ke masa lalu yang indah

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GAK jangan si kumis, jangan si caveman. kasih tau gua duo ikonik lainnya, gw tunggu. gw tunggu

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hai Felix. Oke sip. Apa ini?

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Moga2 ramah YouTube

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Oh? OH (ngakak) wanjir WAANJIIR

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jangan...

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HAHAHA omg oh my GAH! rasain cuk, benar sekali

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luar byiasa

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truknya bahkan kelempar sampe jalanan yang lain Yesus Kristus, sangat menakjubkan

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"Nathan Drake, si maling rendahan"

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"mempertaruhkan semuanya demi sekian keping harta"

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"kurasa itulah bagaimana aku dikenal"

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"ya setidaknya...mereka mengingatku"

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Nathan Drake-- "tapi itu bukan aku"

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aaAA lo kenapa Nathan Drake? "produk belum masuk rating"

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mengapa jadi begini

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*baca pos* Ada banyak orang Kristen di Texas, jadi ada yang mau jelasin kenapa tuhan kalian melakukan ini?

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omg Yesus Kristus

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Hei, kita semua ngirim mim yang sama, kita bagaikan bagian dari kelompok persatuan

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oh betapa menyenangkan untuk dilihat

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[Bahasa Swedia] ini membuatku sangat senang dan tentram

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[Bahasa Swedia] dan nyaman

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[Bahasa Swedia] ya...sangat baik

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"HEI   ini perpus"

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OH!! YESSS YEEA HAHAHAH

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hei hei. HEeiieyE. ini pèr-- oH sek itu rasis. Ini perpus

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Tidak semua pahlawan mengenakan mantel

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di luar sana, cuma kemeja, dan kacamata, dan potongan rambut mainstrim

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ini pèr-- uh gw ga bisa ucapkan secara non-rasis. Tidak adil.

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Kenapa gw gak bi-- INI PERPUS!

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[Bahasa Swedia] ini perpus!

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[Bahasa Swedia] hello? hellooo?!

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[Bahasa Swedia] permisi! ini perpus!

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Hei Hei perpus hei hei, ini perpus

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HEI ADA GUA LAGI

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"kau juga bisa menampar lawan dengan tangan terbuka"

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"tangkis dengan mengangkat lenganmu"

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"hei hEI HEI JANGAN"

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(geli)

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"lo punya paha...yang bagus"

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"kalo gw pijit...apa lo bakal berhenti..?"

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"apa lo bakal berhenti nyakitin gw"

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"OH?! LO NGGAK SUKA?? HAH??"

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hentakan.mp3

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"gw tampol lutut lo"

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UGH YAARGHH

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HAHAHA!! HUEUEHUEEHE

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"manjur selalu beib--"

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inilah macem keanehan pas lo ketawain diri lo sendir--  ugh..

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gatau deh, gw merasa aneh. gw merasa aneh

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itu dia dari gua

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apakah lo skrattar(ketawa) atokah lo förlorar (kalah)?

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tinggalkan jawaban di polling, dan gw akan ketemu lo lagi di episode...

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selanjutnya

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[Bahasa Swedia] apakah lo ketawa atokah lo kalah?