WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.000 Hey guys its me PEWDIEPIEEEEE 00:00:02.405 --> 00:00:05.835 and its friday so you know what that means *poof* 00:00:05.835 --> 00:00:07.835 FRIDAY WITH PEWDIEPIE!!! 00:00:08.065 --> 00:00:11.215 00:00:11.215 --> 00:00:12.465 *intro plays*WAIT WTF IS THIS 00:00:12.865 --> 00:00:14.645 00:00:15.925 --> 00:00:17.405 00:00:17.405 --> 00:00:20.215 Got you a real bamboozled there didnt ya 00:00:20.215 --> 00:00:22.475 you thought it was friday with pewdiepie *WTF POODS* LWIAY 00:00:23.025 --> 00:00:24.895 youtube's favorite show (you sure 'bout that?) 00:00:24.895 --> 00:00:27.295 that's right everybody LWIAY 00:00:29.305 --> 00:00:32.465 where you guys will post a meme and i will review it 00:00:32.495 --> 00:00:33.495 PREDICTION! 00:00:34.845 --> 00:00:35.925 lets see here uhh 00:00:36.365 --> 00:00:39.315 outdated memes while commenting at me saying 00:00:39.315 --> 00:00:41.715 *imagine dalien's mum talking* felix, all your memes are dead 00:00:42.565 --> 00:00:44.485 let's begin everybody I'm excited 00:00:44.945 --> 00:00:47.915 I never understood the issue of whatever her name is *savage* 00:00:47.915 --> 00:00:50.525 whats her name Ally Mcbeal 00:00:50.525 --> 00:00:51.580 i never understood it ok? 00:00:51.580 --> 00:00:53.525 she's the kind of girl 00:00:53.525 --> 00:00:56.355 that's like the top of the class everyone loves 00:00:56.355 --> 00:00:58.215 and that you secretly want to 00:00:58.605 --> 00:01:01.485 run a lawnmower over. you ever had a girl like that? (ouch) 00:01:01.485 --> 00:01:04.015 hey look, it's me everybody! 00:01:04.015 --> 00:01:07.455 despacito 2... hej hej monika 2... (laughs) 00:01:07.925 --> 00:01:10.865 we gotta do another one.. we gotta do another one.. wait what? 00:01:10.865 --> 00:01:13.585 pewds' merch are making in the news? 00:01:13.585 --> 00:01:16.685 what did you guys do? all right, what did you steal? 00:01:16.685 --> 00:01:19.525 dude you gotta remove the sticker! 00:01:19.525 --> 00:01:22.815 don't be that guy that doesn't remove the sticker. "that's a quite hairy 9 year old." 00:01:22.815 --> 00:01:25.755 what's up my 9 year olds? (hey dad) how's it going everybody? 00:01:25.755 --> 00:01:28.845 hope you've enjoyed this video so far! please join my giveaway, 00:01:28.845 --> 00:01:30.205 we're giving away this! 00:01:30.205 --> 00:01:31.125 COMPLETELY AUTHENTIC! (you get it guys, COMPLETELY AUTHENTIC!!) 00:01:31.125 --> 00:01:34.265 all you gotta do is like and comment "I love 9 year olds" 00:01:34.265 --> 00:01:37.285 and hit that bell button.. and you're in! 00:01:37.285 --> 00:01:38.285 Hummingbird 00:01:38.725 --> 00:01:41.855 HMMMMingbird! that's right, the meme is still going! 00:01:41.855 --> 00:01:44.415 you clearly spun it the wrong way, 00:01:44.415 --> 00:01:45.145 by the way, just.. 00:01:45.145 --> 00:01:47.965 it's supposed to go in the right direction of the body 00:01:47.965 --> 00:01:50.835 you won't twirl the opposite direction.. you dummy.. 00:01:50.835 --> 00:01:52.175 MEME CORRECTION 00:01:52.765 --> 00:01:55.775 now do it again and do it right! (yes sir) what a nice weather 00:01:55.855 --> 00:01:57.075 we're having today. 00:01:58.315 --> 00:02:01.765 (angry af) stupid mother nature!ERRR SNAP! yes.. 00:02:01.835 --> 00:02:03.465 this is going in my cringe compilation 00:02:04.545 --> 00:02:07.615 we need to do a PewDiePie, another PewDiePie cringe 00:02:07.615 --> 00:02:11.035 Gloria Borger retired (what NOOOOO), but we still have these 00:02:11.045 --> 00:02:13.755 brave journalists... That's right, the PewNews 00:02:13.755 --> 00:02:16.155 Team does have a lot of employees, after all.. 00:02:16.155 --> 00:02:17.835 we're a very broad 00:02:17.985 --> 00:02:20.585 large news organization.... 00:02:20.585 --> 00:02:22.965 When a comeback hits you ten times harder 00:02:22.965 --> 00:02:26.025 "You finally killed someone, well done".. to Brad 00:02:26.025 --> 00:02:28.285 Last time you played the game, you nearly killed 00:02:28.285 --> 00:02:29.585 your effing career 00:02:29.585 --> 00:02:31.585 ( sad dramatic music)..gg.. 00:02:36.835 --> 00:02:38.575 well, at least I killed someone 00:02:38.575 --> 00:02:40.065 BAMMM! (well done dad) 00:02:40.065 --> 00:02:42.575 India-3.5 million 00:02:42.775 --> 00:02:45.105 china-4.3 00:02:47.025 --> 00:02:50.315 ahh teh reh teh reh... army of 9 year olds.. 00:02:50.975 --> 00:02:53.975 (maniac laughter) all he had to do was put fortnite in the title 00:02:53.975 --> 00:02:57.045 He finally understands the algorithm.. "I found Dame 00:02:57.045 --> 00:02:59.855 Tu Cosita in fortnite" NUMBER ONE ON TRENDING 00:02:59.855 --> 00:03:02.335 hawow! What a weird coincidence! Out of 00:03:02.665 --> 00:03:05.395 All my videos, Lil Tay video blew up 00:03:05.395 --> 00:03:08.035 Sorry, sorry for cussing guys! Oops 00:03:08.455 --> 00:03:10.635 i just get really passionate about these things 00:03:10.635 --> 00:03:13.645 The lil tay video already has 7.2 million 00:03:13.645 --> 00:03:16.735 where is the trending?? WHERE IS THE TRENDING?! 00:03:16.735 --> 00:03:19.955 DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! We don't pick the trending guys, we swear! 00:03:21.445 --> 00:03:22.445 wait.. (laughs) 00:03:23.905 --> 00:03:25.315 yeah! oh great! 00:03:29.175 --> 00:03:32.465 it needs more ear rrrrapier 00:03:32.465 --> 00:03:35.445 "all woman are queen" ... "IF SHE 00:03:35.445 --> 00:03:36.545 STREAMS 00:03:36.865 --> 00:03:39.025 (laughs) aww i didn't see he wrote streams.. 00:03:40.825 --> 00:03:43.855 SHE'S A..." I can't say that word... I would never say 00:03:43.855 --> 00:03:47.015 that word, because all woman are a queen.. 00:03:47.375 --> 00:03:50.125 this is.. this is Scare PewDiePie season 3 intro 00:03:51.345 --> 00:03:52.905 owww, a wish that will never happen 00:03:52.905 --> 00:03:54.905 .....sad..... 00:03:57.545 --> 00:04:00.185 Let's make this corn a meme, so pewds is disappoointed 00:04:00.715 --> 00:04:03.745 I'm not disappoint....ted... this is the standard 00:04:03.745 --> 00:04:06.725 so.. i don't know what you guys are on about 00:04:06.725 --> 00:04:07.845 waiting for 63 million subs 00:04:08.625 --> 00:04:10.455 ohhh okay, someone caught the moment 00:04:11.925 --> 00:04:13.055 EYYYY 00:04:14.225 --> 00:04:16.955 whoaaa, you got the exact moment.. that's dope! 00:04:16.955 --> 00:04:19.955 thank you guys so much for all the 63 million 00:04:19.955 --> 00:04:20.955 that are clearly all watching 00:04:21.315 --> 00:04:23.935 thank you guys to all my 63 million 00:04:23.935 --> 00:04:25.105 9 year olds.. 00:04:25.615 --> 00:04:27.645 really means a lot to have so many 00:04:27.645 --> 00:04:30.655 9 year olds watching my channel 00:04:30.655 --> 00:04:33.355 it makes me so happy, that I have 00:04:33.355 --> 00:04:35.795 this army of children...... I actually 00:04:35.795 --> 00:04:39.055 like the new PewDiePie more than the old PewDiePie 00:04:39.325 --> 00:04:42.235 well i like no PewDiePie.. so..thank you very much 00:04:42.235 --> 00:04:45.545 for this garbage I wonder what i did to enter 00:04:45.585 --> 00:04:46.615 hell (laughs) 00:04:48.675 --> 00:04:49.675 (the laughter continues) 00:04:50.135 --> 00:04:52.595 I think the list is a little longer than that 00:04:53.095 --> 00:04:55.635 Definitely worth it.. 00:04:55.785 --> 00:04:58.955 Alinity, India, Vice.. oh my god 00:04:59.895 --> 00:05:03.385 the list is just gonna keep growing, you know? what about Russians? 00:05:03.655 --> 00:05:06.785 when Pewds called you a 9 year old, but you turned 00:05:06.785 --> 00:05:09.715 10 more than a month ago.. that's literally impossible 00:05:09.715 --> 00:05:12.585 10 year olds go straight to Ali-a, okay? 00:05:12.585 --> 00:05:14.085 petition for pewdiepie 00:05:14.085 --> 00:05:17.105 to make every meme into a bonus meme.. don't be ridiculous 00:05:17.105 --> 00:05:19.745 I wouldn't waste such precious 00:05:19.745 --> 00:05:22.365 valuable resources for nothing 00:05:22.365 --> 00:05:25.805 okay fine.. you know what? FINE I prefer the real queen 00:05:25.835 --> 00:05:28.035 I said, the real queen! 00:05:28.845 --> 00:05:29.935 PERFECTION 00:05:30.755 --> 00:05:33.425 aren't you proud Brad? okay, moving on 00:05:33.945 --> 00:05:37.145 nice sign, but can you do this? BUT CAN YOU DO 00:05:37.595 --> 00:05:38.595 THIS?? 00:05:40.095 --> 00:05:40.595 00:05:40.595 --> 00:05:42.595 00:05:42.595 --> 00:05:44.595 No.. no.. 00:05:45.955 --> 00:05:48.025 how is this one still going? 00:05:48.025 --> 00:05:51.035 just let it go guys.. JESUS CHRIST 00:05:52.125 --> 00:05:53.125 (more laughter) 00:05:54.335 --> 00:05:55.435 No i didn't laugh.. 00:05:56.135 --> 00:05:59.245 Shut up guys.. I'll eat my left testicle 00:05:59.645 --> 00:06:02.555 if Leafy quits and never uploads a video 00:06:02.555 --> 00:06:05.425 I'm serious.. 100% I'm saying right now 00:06:05.425 --> 00:06:07.095 it's not a call out 00:06:07.095 --> 00:06:09.345 I will eat my left testicle.. EWW.. 00:06:10.505 --> 00:06:11.675 oh no.. 00:06:12.145 --> 00:06:13.145 OH NO (oh yess) 00:06:14.245 --> 00:06:15.245 (laughs) 00:06:15.975 --> 00:06:17.815 Isn't it nicer now? 00:06:18.335 --> 00:06:21.275 Doesn't it feel better now? 00:06:21.275 --> 00:06:23.815 It does, doesn't it? It feels.. it feels good 00:06:23.815 --> 00:06:25.815 I'm not saying it to be mean.. but it feels better 00:06:27.535 --> 00:06:30.395 10 famous people ruined by drugs. 00:06:32.005 --> 00:06:35.135 so i just saw this tweet on my time-line... it's a maze. 00:06:35.395 --> 00:06:38.425 and i just spent about 20 minutes trying to figure out 00:06:38.425 --> 00:06:41.715 how to get to the end because I have nothing better to do with my life at this point (pewds: the reward is good) 00:06:41.775 --> 00:06:43.395 aanndd after like 5 minutes 00:06:43.395 --> 00:06:46.385 of trying to figure this out, I noticed there was this bucket here 00:06:46.385 --> 00:06:49.345 and.. pewds: just use this bucket tool and 00:06:49.345 --> 00:06:52.395 pewds: it's gonna become an okay sign. it's gonna become an okay sign 00:06:52.395 --> 00:06:55.235 pewds: I am not even caring man: i set it to black aandd 00:06:55.235 --> 00:06:57.595 man: i clicked on the white space right here 00:06:57.595 --> 00:07:00.545 pewds: oh my god, what an absolute genius! how did he figure this out? 00:07:00.545 --> 00:07:03.675 pewds: I don't know.. oh my god man: AANNDD 00:07:03.675 --> 00:07:06.695 SNAP! this is going in my cringe compilation 00:07:06.695 --> 00:07:09.575 SNAP! this is going... SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! 00:07:09.575 --> 00:07:10.745 oh my god.. 00:07:11.665 --> 00:07:14.655 You guys are actually 9 year olds. how about that? I didn't realise.. 00:07:14.965 --> 00:07:16.475 I thought it was just a joke! 00:07:17.235 --> 00:07:18.885 Where is he going to come out from? 00:07:18.885 --> 00:07:20.095 oh okayyyy 00:07:20.095 --> 00:07:21.185 (laughs) 00:07:21.745 --> 00:07:22.745 (THE LAUGHTER CONTINUES.. YET AGAIN..) 00:07:40.445 --> 00:07:42.265 That's right.. we have.. we have 00:07:42.265 --> 00:07:45.735 2 types of people watching me, 9 year olds and soy-boys everybody.. 00:07:45.735 --> 00:07:48.415 Basically how I'm still able to make videos 00:07:48.415 --> 00:07:50.895 after 8 flippin' years 00:07:51.445 --> 00:07:54.435 PewDiePie... itsSkyLOL.. twitch thots everybody. 00:07:54.435 --> 00:07:57.545 female twitch streamer showing ASS on her stream 00:07:57.545 --> 00:08:00.755 wow, everybody.. Did I tell you about ASS by the way? (yeah, just a couple of hundred times) 00:08:00.755 --> 00:08:03.765 It's out! Game of the Year edition.. Finally out!! 00:08:03.765 --> 00:08:04.765 Check it out! 00:08:04.765 --> 00:08:05.635 Link in description! 00:08:05.635 --> 00:08:08.645 PewDiePie.. 63 million subscribers.. 00:08:08.645 --> 00:08:10.955 Are these all active users? (nah mate) 00:08:10.955 --> 00:08:12.955 OF COUSRE THEY ARE!!! 00:08:12.965 --> 00:08:15.495 What are- what are you- pshhh- don't be silly 00:08:15.495 --> 00:08:17.715 of course they are! That's why I get 63 million 00:08:17.715 --> 00:08:20.635 views on every single one of my upload! think about it.. 00:08:20.635 --> 00:08:22.615 Out of the almost 63 million he has.. 00:08:22.615 --> 00:08:25.055 some of them are dead... (wait..) F 00:08:25.195 --> 00:08:26.365 U - N 00:08:30.505 --> 00:08:32.615 I like how, how confident the title is.. 00:08:32.615 --> 00:08:34.775 100% going to be in the LWIAY 00:08:36.475 --> 00:08:39.295 kinda feel like cutting it out just because of that.. 00:08:39.295 --> 00:08:40.675 well, I guess I never saw this one 00:08:40.675 --> 00:08:42.975 Alright? Why did no one show me this film? 00:08:43.745 --> 00:08:46.155 It's not my fault! When you send her a cute message 00:08:46.155 --> 00:08:49.375 asking for Bob and vagane.. 00:08:49.385 --> 00:08:52.285 but instead of getting a reply.. You end up 00:08:52.285 --> 00:08:53.525 getting featured 00:08:54.015 --> 00:08:57.015 in PewDiePie video, everybody 00:08:57.015 --> 00:08:58.665 The ultimate honour 00:08:58.835 --> 00:09:01.775 The ultimate pleasure.. The Nirvana 00:09:01.775 --> 00:09:04.505 That they all Indians are seeking (of course we are) you're welcome by the way.. 00:09:04.505 --> 00:09:07.375 upvote so PewDiePie has to explain to us why he suddenly has 00:09:07.375 --> 00:09:10.035 good video quality... (good quality) well.. I'm using the camera.. 00:09:10.115 --> 00:09:12.695 The camera i bought in Japan 00:09:12.695 --> 00:09:15.715 It's got 4k, so now you see all my pimples (a sight that no one asked for) 00:09:15.715 --> 00:09:16.605 enjoy everybody 00:09:16.605 --> 00:09:17.605 ENJOY *clap clap clap* 00:09:17.845 --> 00:09:19.965 that was it for this week's LWIAY!! 00:09:20.745 --> 00:09:23.695 Hope you guys enjoyed watching this one.. Thank you guys for all the memes.. (THNKS FR TH MMS) 00:09:23.695 --> 00:09:24.775 If you want to submit.. link is in the description 00:09:25.105 --> 00:09:28.245 thank you for leaving a like.. JOIN THE GIVEAWAY GUYS... 00:09:28.335 --> 00:09:29.555 It's a really, really good one! 00:09:29.885 --> 00:09:31.365 It's.. It's gonna be great! 00:09:32.155 --> 00:09:35.385 I'll see you guys next Friday.. For the next week of 00:09:35.735 --> 00:09:36.735 FRIDAYS WITH PEWDIEPIE 00:09:37.595 --> 00:09:41.015 That's it for me for now.. love you guys so much.. All my 9 year olds 00:09:41.215 --> 00:09:44.335 eh eh eh.. Add some cheeky music Brad 00:09:44.815 --> 00:09:45.885 zoom in on me 00:09:49.375 --> 00:09:51.635 you can see all my pores. Please guys. 00:09:52.925 --> 00:09:53.925 I love you 00:09:54.545 --> 00:09:55.545 you mean the world to me 00:09:56.815 --> 00:09:57.955 I love all my 9 year olds 00:09:58.545 --> 00:09:59.665 you're so special. 00:10:00.235 --> 00:10:02.175 now get back to the training field! 00:10:04.955 --> 00:10:06.945 And do 20 push-ups you fatty! 00:10:06.945 --> 00:10:08.945 BROFIST