I think the best thing would be to start with a job.
no, no!
No, no! Yeah, absolutely she needs a job.
Noooooooooo
Pewds : Hehehehe
What's up guys! It's me, PewDiePie.
Welcome to call out children week where- [breaks into laughter]
It's gotten to that point, hasn't it? Two days in a row, really Felix? [Laughs]
Listen, I was gonna play a game but it didn't work out
So here we are back at it again being savage to children everybody
You guys seen this? You guys heard about this this? 19 year old girl is crying
Because she has to get a job
*sad music*
What an absolute spoiled brat?
Isn't it lovely to laugh at people?
Especially when they're crying
Nicolette turns 16 next month. She's dead set on me giving her a car. It's pretty normal for people to get nice cars.
so she wants a car for $250,000
$231,000. Nicolette turns 16 next month. She's dead set on me giving her a car.
SHE HAS A CAR? I DIDN'T HAVE A CAR UNTIL I WAS 21 GUYS THIS IS BULLCRAP
It's pretty normal for people to get nice cars. I want one.
IT'S NOT NORMAL
*hits wall* I'm so angry. Did you get the punch? Was it too low?
* hits wall again*
I want a Mercedes Benz G-Wagen matte black AMG package
I want ads on all my videos. I want *pood laugh*
I want at least five of them and I want all my videos to be monetize and not age-restricted. Well, that's not gonna happen. Okay
Only in your dreams
Life is not fair. You don't always get what you want stupid fifteen-year-old
Turning it on
*engine revving*
The car even shakes when you do that
Incredible the car shakes from the engine
Did you know that if you put it in the gear it can also move
My favorite part are the doors because they're just huge and then they have this designer. She likes a design of the line
Sorry, I'm realize I'm nitpicking but there's just too much to p- *more pew laugh*
There's too much to focus on sorry,
can we go back? she likes the line everybody?
Yeah, you why do you like this car?
I just got on it's got a line on it. Love it. Absol- this wall by the way. It's uh white
I absolutely love it.
Love the design right here
Now I'm thinking that I really need the red and black louis vuitton Palm Springs backpack to go with this
I think I understand the Second Amendment now, I think I understand
I might need to take the bus to work in order to be able to afford her G-Wagen AMG matte black
Well then you are equally *ear rape* -ded
Don't buy her the car then you absolute shmuck
I need that. Yeah. Why do you want a car that's $231,000
Because I can have it. I want the G-Wagen more than ever now
I'm not even joking
The exact G-Wagen I want is $231,000. I'm a princess. I'm definitely worth the price tag
You know
I had this theory for a long time that we just need to send kids off to an island where they fight for their life
And you know only the strong will make it out of alive
At a very young age Nicolette had her own credit cards, but absolutely no credit limit.
Some months her credit card bills would be ten thousand. I just paid the bill
Sometimes the bill would be ten thousand I just paid the bill
Why did you pay it? Listen? I'll cut you a deal. All right, I can be your daughter for half that amount
I realize I have to start cutting back because this is really out of control
That went over just like a ton of bricks. Now. My spending allowance per month is $1,000
I feel like a peasant
You know I didn't think I could- we could find anyone more annoying to replace Lil Tay with but I guess we did it
We did it guys hooray. Well done
I can't live like this anymore. I'm always out of money
If you ask me I think my mom should be giving me at least 2,500 a month just to cover my basic expenses
2500?
When you're 15?
Yeah. That seems- That seems like a really [mumbles\
You spoiled her you agree right? Oh yes
So we have the introduction now she goes on Dr. Phil
But first they always introduce the parent
You had a big catered 13th birthday party, you buy designer clothing, right?
Yes. Gym membership with personal trainer, $100 an hour
*haptepatchapatchhaeweaptcapacha*
$100... per hour... your gym trainer
Gym membership was personal trainer hundred dollars an hour now guys
I would never call out a 15-year old girl and say that she's fat. I would just I would not do that. Okay?
I like the red&black a lot
Now. All I'm saying is where does that money go? I'm just comparing my two sisters
and then
Finally she comes in and she gets to talk with a man the myth the baldy Dr. Phil
I don't like what I'm seeing
You created me
I created a monster
She's even self-aware about how awful and disgusting she is.
You made me you've created me mother
She's it's like she's some sort of circus freak with some sort of mutated face
*yumadedisyumadediss*
Don't like what I'm seeing. You created... me
I've created a Beverly Hills brat.
Why do you think she's that way?
I think I made her that way
You did it, you raised me. Should have done better
(audience reacted) *oooooooowhhhhhhhhh*
Ooooof!
Shifting the blame completely
Who is this? ALINITYYY???
it's not my fault that I'm an awful human being it's your fault *pew laugh*
She should become a streamer. She'll do great. What do you think she should have done that she didn't do?
What do you think? She should have done that. She didn't do I?
I Don't know. I was never loved as a child
*hahahahaha*
*ppfffthhf*
*INHALE*
I never heard an audience actually laugh at someone for saying that.
*PEHEHEH*
I don't know. I was just never loved. *devil laugh*
I'm sure there's some underlying psychological damage to this girl, but just everyone just hates her so much
It just doesn't matter and it's a beautiful thing that we all can celebrate
Do you really feel that way?
Dr. Phil *pewds silent laugh*
Do you really feel that I don't believe you Savage
Do you really feel that way, do you ever look at someone and wonder what is going on inside their head?
Do you really feel that way do you ever look at someone and wonder what is going on inside their head?
*Wolves screeching*
How does she treat people?
Uhhh like peasants
I didn't know Ben Shapiro had a sister what
But it has nothing to do with her not having the right materialistic idea. I've my bags
What do you mean?
My bags are my friends
*Audience Laughs In Pure Disappointment*
Those aren't friends. Those are inanimate objects.
Dr. Phil always there to shut 'em down.
Excuse me, That's not a friend
That's a table you dumbass
I just love how he says it in such a monotone tone.
Excuse me, you have absolutely no friends. Just acknowledge that already
You wrote in to me
Tell me what you wanted me to get straight with your mom.
wait!
She asked to be on dr. Phil
Wait a minute
I want my mom to understand that I can't live off of $1,000 a month and I grew up on a certain lifestyle
She can't just take that away from me immediately. If someone took her lifestyle away from her
She wouldn't like that and I grew up on it. It's all I ever know. I can't deal with this
And so I came to you for help.
Okay
Wait, so she went to Dr. Phil to tell Dr. Phil
That she's not getting enough money and she actually thinks she has a case there
I'm smelling bul-. She wants to give me a Mercedes. C-class. Ah
*bang* aaahhhh
*Shocked Pain*
I- I will accept that car *Audience Laughs At Thot*
I will be happy with that car
Phil The Thot Killer: Bitch
Pewds: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I WANT MY G-WAGEN
I will not be driving anything that can be considered an UberX
An- A what?
An UberX
An UberX?
Yes, we're going UberLUX and above
*Pew Cringe* oh my God
I absolutely hate this girl
Oh my god
Violence, pain, torture they these things all make sense to me now. It's all come clear to me
Pewds: I fully understand. Thot's Mother: I think the best thing would be to start with a job. Phil: No. Yeah. Absolutely. She needs a job
Noooooo!!!!!!!!
OHHHHH here comes the tears
*hohohohohoh*
And I think it would be great if you volunteered some more at the soup kitchen you can do some great volunteer work down there
(crying) *IIHIIIHHIIHII*
You know, there's gonna be me when once I- I can't support myself on YouTube any longer
very soon by the way hit the- hit the bell button please guys please
What do you mean I have to get a real job
*nooooo nooooo nooohooho! Pewds Dispair*
Thot: No!
She's doesn't need a job at home. She needs a job in the world
Thot: Absolutely not
*pouting*
So there you have it everybody
Back it up everybody it's fake
She's an actor. No fifteen-year-old would write to dr. Phil unironically saying they want more money
That just doesn't happen. Even the crying it just doesn't feel right, right
I mean I've seen some ugly crying but my God
What do you think leave a like if you think it's real and leave a like if you think it's fake guys? Thank you
So much for watching another video
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