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Let me tell you about my favourite website. (wut..)

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*dramatic music*

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It's, it's bu- It's uhh...

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It's buzz- It's BuzzFeed.

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*dramatic choir*

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I really like-

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I really like-

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I really like BuzzFeed.

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I think it's a good...

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It's a good website.

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I think it's pretty- It's not bad at leas- It's not bad!

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It's not a bad website.

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It's a youtube channel! (DUHH!!)

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What do- What do I know?

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Well, BuzzFeed, figured it out, okay?

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Everyday I think about, what video, should I make?

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BuzzFeed clearly figured out, what the fuck to do.

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2 dollar hotdog, versus, 169 dollar hotdog.

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BAM!

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7 million views!

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Thank you, very much!

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That will be 70 grand, I'll take that one.

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171 dollars on a video, and bam, you got 7 grand back.

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100 dollar sneaker, versus 25,000 dollar sneaker.

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GENIUS!

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Now, me being a greedy little Swedish bastard,

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You know, I got some better ideas, straight off the bat.

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1 dollar piss, versus 200 dollar piss.

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5 dollar pizza, versus 500 dollar pizza.

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But get this! It's moldy!

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That's hilarious.

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And then I'll throw up everywhere when I eat it.

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5 dollar prostitute, versus 200 dollar prostitute.

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See, I wanna actually know the value!

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And like, a 200 dollar prostitute versus anime pillow.

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That's a tough one!

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Oh, you make vlogs now?

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GUY IN VIDEO:"Dude those are pretty fresh actually"

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THE FFING GUY IN THE VID: Yeah they are customs actually..

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What the fuck is this?

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BuzzFeed you were supposed to be

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quick and snappy content

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oh

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*chuckles*

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someone found out about the youtube algorithm

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let's go and try some-

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some vurses ok

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see what we can come up with

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it's really-

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really gotten to that point huh, where I just rip on buzzfeed

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kinda sad isn't it

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ANYWAY LET'S DO THIS

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*more intense choir music*

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alright guys

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this is pretty big deal

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not everyone has this but we managed to get from the Japanese website

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very exclusive

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very- very high quality water it costs-

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6-680 pounds (roughly $842)

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for one bottle

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it's diamond water from Japan it's been filtrated

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it has it's own filtration system so it filter-

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it continuously filters itself

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there's no purer water than Japanese diamond water like this

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y'know I'm pretty excited to drink this

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it's pretty expensive water... thank you youtube (where to buy that?)

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but

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I'm more excited to drink the piss

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it's a thing that not everyone can afford

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I'm really-

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I'm really proud that they sent it to us 'cause I'm not- I'm not gonna pay for it

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600 pounds that's pretty crazy

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this is the cheap water

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just tap water

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I'm excited 'cause this one comes with a mist

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it's almost like drinking it

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can't wait to do this with my piss

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okay so I'm gonna drink this water

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this is the cheap water

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then, I'm gonna piss in this

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we're gonna wait a day

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then I'm gonna drink this water, the expensive water.

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and then I'm gonna piss this water back in the bottle

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and then I'm gonna drink it

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and then I'm gonna value it

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which piss tastes better

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$1 piss or $600 piss

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*gargles and tries to speak but I can't understand him so...*

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this water tastes really-

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*gargles*

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I love buzzfeed

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it's my favorite

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I was waiting for the piss to come

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ok guys

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I finished my-

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my first water

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but I'm basically going to

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take a piss right now

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here we go

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alright

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I got it

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wow it's a li-

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kinda weird lo-

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man I need to drink more water, this is-

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not ok

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*gagging*

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ok

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see you tomorrow

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goodnight

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it smells really nice

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alright, welcome back

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it's time to drink the expensive water I'm really curious what it tastes like 'cause buzzfeed

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haven't tried this

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my moonshine jar

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alright here we go

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I don't wanna spill a drop

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every- imagine how much a drop costs from this

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alright

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here we go

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*dramatic music*

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oh my god

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it's amazing!

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I'm like a new man!

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oh my god my mind has been-

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it's been levitated

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$5 hot sauce vs. $5,000 hot sauce

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5 million dollars vs. 50 million dollars

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a cardboard cutout of pewdiepie vs. real pewdiepie

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it tastes pure

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like yo momma's ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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the tip of the tongue really sizzles

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bUT WILL THE PISS TASTE DIFFERENT!?

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see you... when I need to take a piss

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*Brad's voice offscreen* "He's pissing, he's pissing"

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Brad: "WHY ARE YOU PISSING-

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INTO A BOWL!?"

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Brad: "You haven't got the bottle."

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*pewds in the bathroom*: "I CAN'T STOP."

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Brad: "can I br- can I come in?"

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pewds: "wait just no"

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pewds: "wait don't worry, don't worry."

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pewds: "I found a cup."

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pewds: "I got a lo-" Brad (laughing): "he pissed in a cup."

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pewds: "I got a little bit."

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Brad: "Why didn't you take the bottle in?" pewds (whispering): "shit shit"

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Brad: OH MY GOD

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pewds: "don't worry 'bout it."

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Brad: "Are you serious!?"

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pewds: "don't- don't worry about it."

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pewds: "high 5! :D " Brad: "NO NO NO NO NO fuck you, stay away."

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ok now we put the piss in

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Brad (laughing): "oh my god!"

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'cause it has the filter

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right? so it should-

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it shouldn't be too bad

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what are they- what a-

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disappointing amount

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which one do I start with? do I start with this?

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oh shit

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Brad: "fucks sake"

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Brad: "damn"

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Brad: "are you serious?"

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Brad: "I will stop filming"

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this is sanitary

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Brad: "no it isn't"

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ok so this is the cheap test

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I'm gonna drink it from the-

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*dramatic music*

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*gagging*

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Brad: *gagging*

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*dramatic music*

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doesn't taste good...

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hey Brad

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you want your Christmas bonus?

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Brad: yee

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here

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then one mist in your face

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Brad: no

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one mist

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Brad: no

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you don't want-

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50 pounds? (roughly $62)

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Brad: "I mean I do because-"

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come on

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Brad: "I want-"

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no, you want the m- you have to take the mist

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Brad: "give me the 50 pounds first"

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I already-

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Brad: "I'm gonna trust you'll snatch it away"

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*dramatic music*

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Brad: *screams* "AHH No wait I wasn't ready"

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Brad: "wait wait"

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pewds: *laughing* "ew"

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Michael: "How was it?"

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alright buzzfeed

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let's see you try this

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*dramatic music*

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Brad: "it's so much fresher"

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so warm

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it has that Christmas feeling y'know

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tastes just like Christmas

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so here's the question

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$1 piss versus $600 piss

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the result might shock you

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(wait for it.....) (WAIT FOR IT!!!!!!!)

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It's.....

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BEER!!

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( back at it again with that clickbait )

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Wow (srsly pewds?)

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The epic prank guys..

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It was beer all along.

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Leave a like if you got pranked.

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"this was a 600 dollar water though and i did enjoy the taste. it tasted like wasting your fucking money

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Thank you for watching.

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*snickers* "stop zooming"

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*shook*