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讓我告訴你們
我最喜歡的網站

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是...是buzz...
是...呃

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是buzz...
是BuzzFeed

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我真的喜歡...

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我真的喜歡...

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我真的喜歡BuzzFeed

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我想它是個好...

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是個好網站

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我想它相當的...
至少它不壞...它還不錯!!

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它不是爛網站

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它是個youtube頻道

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我...我怎麼會知道?!

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BuzzFeed搞清楚了,好嗎?!

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我每天都在想
我應該做什麼影片

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很明顯BuzzFeed搞清楚
他媽的該做什麼

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2元熱狗 vs 169元熱狗

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7百萬觀看次數

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非常感謝

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那是7萬美金
那我拿走了

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影片用了171元
你拿回7000回來

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100元運動鞋 vs 25000元運動鞋

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真天才!

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現在我是個貪心的瑞典小混蛋

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你懂得,我有個更好的主意
我就直說了

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1元的尿 vs 200元的尿

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5元比薩 vs 500元比薩

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但知道嗎!這是老梗了

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真有趣

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然後我吃的時候
丟的到處都是

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5元妓女 vs 200元妓女

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看,我想要知道她真實的價值

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然後
200元妓女 vs 動畫抱枕

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真難抉擇

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你們現在做影片日誌?

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這他媽三小??!!

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BuzzFeed你們應該要

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快又閃的影片內容

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有人發現了youtube演算法囉

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讓我來試試一些...

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一些vs,好嗎

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看看我們可以想到什麼

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這真的...

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言歸正傳,我所做的
只是分裂我跟buzzfeed

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有點悲傷,對吧

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無論如何,來做吧~

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*1元的尿 vs 680元的尿*

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好的各位

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這是件大事

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不是每個人都有這個
但我們從一個日本網站得到了它

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非常獨家

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非常...非常高品質的水
它要價...

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680英鎊

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就一個水壺

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這是來自日本的鑽石水
有被過濾過

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它有自己的過濾系統
所以它過濾...

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它持續過濾自己

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沒有比像這樣的日本鑽石水
還要更純淨的水了

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你知道嗎,我還蠻興奮去喝它

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這是很貴的水
謝謝你youtube

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但是...

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我更興奮去喝尿

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這不是每個人都買得起的

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我真的...

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我真的很自豪,他們送這個給我們
因為我不用付錢

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600英鎊
真的很瘋狂

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這是便宜的水

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只是自來水

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我很興奮因為
這個還會噴水霧

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幾乎就像在喝它

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等不及用我的尿來做

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好的,所以我要喝這個水

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這是便宜的水

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然後,我要尿在這裡面

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我們再等一天

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然後我再喝這個水
也就是貴的水

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然後我會把水尿回這瓶子

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然後我會喝它

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然後我鑑賞一下

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哪一種尿比較好喝

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1元尿還是600元尿

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這水嘗起來真的...

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我愛Buzzfeed

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它是我最愛的...

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我在等尿出來

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好的各位
*幾小時後*

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我喝完我的...

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我第一個水

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但我基本上要去...

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現在去撇尿

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開始吧

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好的

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有了

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哇...這有一點...

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有點奇怪...

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我需要喝多一點水
這個...

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不ok

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ok

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明天見

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晚安

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這聞起來真不錯
*隔天*

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好的,歡迎回來

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是時候來喝貴的水了
我很好奇它嘗起來如何
因為Buzzfeed...

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還沒試過

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我的月光寶瓶

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好開始吧

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我不想灑出來一滴
你知道嗎

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每一...
你能想像這一滴要多少錢嗎?!

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好的

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開始吧

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我的天

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真驚人

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我像個新的人

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我的天
我的頭腦...

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輕飄飄的

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5元辣醬 vs 5000元辣醬

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5百萬元 vs 5千萬元

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pewdiepie人形立牌 vs 真的pewdiepie

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它嘗起來很純粹

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就像你媽的屁股

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舌尖真的嘶嘶的(?)

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但尿真的喝起來不一樣嗎??

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再見...到當我需要撇個尿的時候

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他在尿尿,他在尿尿
*幾小時後*

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為什麼你要尿在...

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尿在碗裡??!!

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你還沒拿瓶子

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我停不下來

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我能拿...
我可以進去嗎??

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等等...不要!

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等等...
別擔心,別擔心

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我找到一個杯子

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-我有一點...
-他尿在杯子裡

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我接到了一點

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-為什麼你不把瓶子拿進去??
-淦!淦!

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我的天哪

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別擔心

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你認真的嗎??

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別...別擔心

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-擊掌!
-不 不 不 不 不 肏你的,離我遠一點

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ok現在把尿倒進去

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天哪!!

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因為它有過濾器

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對吧?所以它應該...

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它應該不會太糟

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這真是...

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令人失望的少

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我該先喝哪一個??
先從這開始??

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喔肏

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天殺的

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該死

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你認真的嗎??

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我會停止拍攝

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這很衛生

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不它沒有

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ok所以這是便宜的測試品

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我要用...喝

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不好喝

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嘿Brad

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你要你的聖誕獎金嗎?

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yee

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在這

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但要噴在你臉上

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不

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噴一下

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不

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你不想要...

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50英鎊??

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我想要
因為...

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來吧

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我要...

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你要的話
你就要被噴一下

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先給我50英鎊

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我已經...

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我相信你會搶回去

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不!等等
我還沒準備好

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等等!等等!

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噁!

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感覺如何??

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好的Buzzfeed

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來看看你試這個

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這新鮮多了

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好溫暖

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它有聖誕感覺,知道嗎?

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嘗起來就像聖誕節

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所以問題來了

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1元的尿 vs 600元的尿

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結果會讓你驚呆

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是...

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啤酒!!

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究極惡作劇,各位

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一直都是啤酒

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被整到的話
按個讚吧

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這是600元的水,雖然我不喜歡它的味道
它嘗起來像在浪費你的錢

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謝謝收看

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不要拉近啦!

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