WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.780 Hey before this video begins check out this is happening. Check out the link in the description. (seriously poods._.) 00:00:07.000 --> 00:00:07.500 Peek. 00:00:09.260 --> 00:00:10.200 Hold oh- AHH! 00:00:11.140 --> 00:00:13.200 Cut my life into pieces. 00:00:15.040 --> 00:00:15.720 AHH! 00:00:15.840 --> 00:00:18.000 Hey, how's it going there? Ahh.. 00:00:18.120 --> 00:00:21.160 Bros, got a new set up. It's pretty cool, look. 00:00:21.160 --> 00:00:22.060 I can do this :D 00:00:27.160 --> 00:00:29.520 2014 PewDiePie :D 00:00:36.360 --> 00:00:38.280 I can do this all day *laughs* 00:00:38.440 --> 00:00:41.800 No, it's pretty good. I like it. I like the quality. 00:00:41.800 --> 00:00:44.160 I want quality in my videos, guys. 00:00:44.160 --> 00:00:47.520 Just understand that, that this is sacrifice. 00:00:47.520 --> 00:00:51.160 And better content. Ahh, we're gonna play a video game. 00:00:51.160 --> 00:00:55.400 I *wheezes* know, I know it's been a couple days 00:00:55.400 --> 00:00:59.080 Pretty crazy. *nasal voice* But Pewds, I thought you hated video games... 00:00:59.080 --> 00:01:00.120 SHUTTHEFUCKUP 00:01:00.120 --> 00:01:01.920 Ah, this one looks like it's quite good. 00:01:01.920 --> 00:01:05.220 So, let's check it out. It's called 'Home Sweet Home'. 00:01:05.640 --> 00:01:06.600 Alabama ( =.=) 00:01:07.300 --> 00:01:09.620 *sings* where the skies are so blue 00:01:11.180 --> 00:01:13.420 That's the only song I know how to play on the guitar. 00:01:13.420 --> 00:01:15.240 I would like to play for you sometime. 00:01:15.240 --> 00:01:17.640 But not today, we're playing this game. 00:01:24.180 --> 00:01:27.520 Pewds- Oh, it's me. Except my dog wakes me up. 00:01:34.440 --> 00:01:38.020 Who? What? Heyyyy, this is cool! 00:01:38.020 --> 00:01:39.060 He-heyyy! 00:01:41.860 --> 00:01:43.320 I thought-- I-- 00:01:43.320 --> 00:01:45.620 Oh, ah, I thought Jane was here. 00:01:45.620 --> 00:01:52.280 I thought-- *chuckles* I always just judge how horrifically all the judge actor-- uh, sorry all the voice actors 00:01:52.280 --> 00:01:56.480 even though, clearly, like, I'm the worst fucking one. 00:01:56.760 --> 00:01:58.840 whaaralthesethings *laughs* 00:01:59.280 --> 00:02:01.920 Hey, flashlight! Ohkay, interesting. 00:02:03.220 --> 00:02:05.400 Yeah, that's... 00:02:05.400 --> 00:02:10.540 not that cool. Ohkay, maybe, y'know, the voice acting is fine but the writing is a bit shit, alright. 00:02:10.540 --> 00:02:15.460 If I saw a flashlight, I'd be like, "OH A FLASHLIGHT! HOW- *laughs* 00:02:15.460 --> 00:02:17.620 HOW CONVENIENTLY PLACED! 00:02:17.620 --> 00:02:21.180 Oh, gee, I hope no one scares me next." 00:02:21.180 --> 00:02:23.780 This is clearly set up by Jane. 00:02:24.320 --> 00:02:26.800 "Looks like I need to find a new wife!" 00:02:26.800 --> 00:02:30.520 Piece of shit, chair. You look at me like that once again and I will fuck you. 00:02:30.840 --> 00:02:32.240 *sighs* Oh, I will 00:02:32.720 --> 00:02:33.340 Alright 00:02:34.200 --> 00:02:38.940 Making my way downtown. I don't, I- I don't know! 00:02:39.000 --> 00:02:41.920 *laughs* I was asking the same. 00:02:42.000 --> 00:02:44.160 I love the voice acting, it's beautiful 00:02:44.600 --> 00:02:46.520 "How could I get out of here?" 00:02:47.160 --> 00:02:47.660 Where- 00:02:47.940 --> 00:02:50.900 Where am I? Dude, you're about to die, bitch. 00:02:51.860 --> 00:02:55.000 Oh, is this a PT game that just goes round in circles? 00:02:55.240 --> 00:02:56.640 Let's find out 00:02:58.740 --> 00:03:00.360 Oh, I see. 00:03:01.720 --> 00:03:04.080 I see they're playing JackSepticEye on their radio. 00:03:04.080 --> 00:03:05.840 NO, THANKS! 00:03:06.160 --> 00:03:07.240 Uh oh. 00:03:07.560 --> 00:03:10.040 Okay, I need a key. Oh, there's a key. 00:03:10.940 --> 00:03:12.860 Uh, tab description. 00:03:12.860 --> 00:03:16.300 A normal key, for un-- uh ohkay well thanks for wasting my time. 00:03:17.540 --> 00:03:18.980 There we go, we did it. 00:03:19.640 --> 00:03:22.580 Another creepy corridor. 00:03:25.340 --> 00:03:27.440 *Smacks lips* Makes my nipples hard. 00:03:27.880 --> 00:03:30.380 Which is always good about being Swedish. 00:03:30.500 --> 00:03:35.380 Y'know, It's one of those perks *gets startled*. Oh jesus. 00:03:36.060 --> 00:03:38.360 Nonononononononononono 00:03:38.360 --> 00:03:42.000 If you see a creepy guy round the corner, then SHUTTHEFUCKUP! 00:03:42.260 --> 00:03:43.380 Shut the fuck up! 00:03:43.380 --> 00:03:48.340 You don't yell, you just, you creep around, like this 00:03:48.340 --> 00:03:48.920 [thats hawt pewds] 00:03:50.300 --> 00:03:51.900 Wait a minute, oh shitt. 00:03:52.680 --> 00:03:56.820 I thought, I thought the b-- * laughs* I thought that was a person. 00:03:56.820 --> 00:03:58.720 It's just a garbage bag. Hello? 00:04:00.280 --> 00:04:02.220 Run. Alright. 00:04:02.740 --> 00:04:06.500 I don't like where this is going bros. This is actually creepy. 00:04:07.960 --> 00:04:08.740 *gasps* 00:04:10.580 --> 00:04:14.420 That was not me being scared! I just took a breath really fast 00:04:14.580 --> 00:04:16.340 because I wanted to. Shut the fuck up. 00:04:16.340 --> 00:04:19.720 I don't get scared. Pussy ass games. I'm not-- I'm not a fucking pussy, 00:04:19.720 --> 00:04:22.980 I'm a Swedish viking. Thank you very much. 00:04:22.980 --> 00:04:24.600 *snorts, clears throat* 00:04:25.880 --> 00:04:27.080 I'm gonna die. 00:04:27.980 --> 00:04:32.220 I would check here. That's-- like if this was a horror scenario, 00:04:32.220 --> 00:04:36.460 always check under the stairs, because people will will- they'll wait there 00:04:36.460 --> 00:04:38.620 and you'll walk through and they'll sneak up behind you 00:04:38.620 --> 00:04:41.840 and you will get scared shitless. Alright, I know these things. 00:04:41.940 --> 00:04:46.000 I'm a horror game expert. There was a guy down there, let's not follow him. 00:04:46.100 --> 00:04:48.200 That Character ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:04:48.200 --> 00:04:52.820 Bitch, you're fucking me over and I don't appreciate it. Can I- 00:04:53.260 --> 00:04:55.100 Light doesn't work-- hello? 00:04:55.560 --> 00:04:59.320 May- y'know what? It just hit me, it might be Santa Claus. 00:04:59.560 --> 00:05:02.200 And I've always wanted to meet that guy. 00:05:03.920 --> 00:05:07.320 Well, Santa's got a great ass, I got to say it man. 00:05:07.880 --> 00:05:09.620 Damn, where did she go? 00:05:10.560 --> 00:05:11.060 OH! 00:05:12.600 --> 00:05:14.600 *laughs* 00:05:15.480 --> 00:05:18.600 Maybe a little bit more emotions would be good. 00:05:18.600 --> 00:05:21.360 EUGHHH! THAT'S BLOOD! 00:05:23.520 --> 00:05:26.060 Where, where did he AHH! 00:05:26.500 --> 00:05:28.060 That's Ainsley *laughs at own joke* 00:05:28.460 --> 00:05:31.560 Alright, got to keep playing now. *snorts* 00:05:31.940 --> 00:05:33.220 Interesting game. 00:05:33.820 --> 00:05:35.380 Interesting game. 00:05:38.080 --> 00:05:40.120 Alright, well, got a lot of blood now. 00:05:42.000 --> 00:05:44.100 It could be cranberry juice ( ._________) 00:05:44.100 --> 00:05:49.020 So the fact that he just went into conclusion, that it was blood without tasting it, 00:05:49.020 --> 00:05:53.440 I find that a little-- a little offensive. Okay. 00:05:54.360 --> 00:05:54.920 Clearly 00:05:56.640 --> 00:06:01.560 Aight, listen. The only thing that happened here is that you need to find another day job, alright? 00:06:02.980 --> 00:06:03.780 There we go. 00:06:06.100 --> 00:06:07.460 What happened here? 00:06:07.740 --> 00:06:08.700 Wait a second. 00:06:09.000 --> 00:06:11.160 Oh shit, oh! No! 00:06:17.780 --> 00:06:22.660 I think I-- I think I'm supposed to run, uahh 00:06:22.660 --> 00:06:23.700 OOOOH 00:06:23.700 --> 00:06:25.620 Fuuuck, fuck, fuck! Nooooooo! No! 00:06:32.960 --> 00:06:34.440 Fuck. 00:06:34.440 --> 00:06:37.380 Dude, that gave me goosebumps man, geezus christ. 00:06:37.380 --> 00:06:41.020 That's - I'm getting too old for this, like I can't keep playing horror games. 00:06:43.520 --> 00:06:44.960 Hey, uh, hey you! 00:06:45.380 --> 00:06:47.300 Where did you buy that shirt? 00:06:48.500 --> 00:06:50.680 Is it-- my god, i know it's (?) 00:06:50.680 --> 00:06:52.600 Alright, we got'a run, alright shit fuck. 00:06:52.740 --> 00:06:54.300 Fuck, fuck. 00:06:54.840 --> 00:06:55.380 What? 00:06:56.540 --> 00:06:57.580 What happened? 00:06:57.740 --> 00:06:59.100 I think I died again. 00:06:59.100 --> 00:07:02.240 Home sweet home, more like this place look like shit 00:07:02.240 --> 00:07:04.140 and I got a bad offer on this place. 00:07:04.140 --> 00:07:05.880 Got'em, that's a good joke. 00:07:06.640 --> 00:07:09.680 Right, fucking, don't judge me. 00:07:12.600 --> 00:07:13.880 *Laughs* Oh my god. 00:07:14.120 --> 00:07:16.840 What the fuck, what the fuck is this dude? 00:07:18.740 --> 00:07:19.780 Hey, here we go. 00:07:21.440 --> 00:07:24.080 Oh no, we got'a hide. I hate hidinggg... 00:07:24.580 --> 00:07:25.460 Gawd damn it. 00:07:33.220 --> 00:07:35.220 It can't see me if I make a face. 00:07:38.420 --> 00:07:39.940 Is the tongue helping? I can't tell. 00:07:45.200 --> 00:07:47.040 Y'know, it's quite ironic. 00:07:47.040 --> 00:07:49.140 Is she pissing on the fucking wall? 00:07:49.160 --> 00:07:50.600 What a fucking bitch! 00:07:50.680 --> 00:07:52.440 She just pissed on my wall? 00:07:54.880 --> 00:07:58.780 I was gonna say it's quite ironic, like for the first time a girl is chasing me 00:07:58.780 --> 00:08:00.580 and she doesn't want uh, y'know 00:08:00.980 --> 00:08:02.100 Maybe she does 00:08:02.100 --> 00:08:04.200 Anyway, I think we will go through this urine portal. 00:08:08.220 --> 00:08:11.820 Alright the urine portal doesn't seem -- DAMN DANIEL. 00:08:12.720 --> 00:08:13.820 Sup dude 00:08:14.560 --> 00:08:15.920 Where's the way out? 00:08:16.140 --> 00:08:19.400 Well, clearly, the urine portal will set us free. 00:08:20.500 --> 00:08:22.100 So let's check this out. 00:08:22.980 --> 00:08:23.940 What was that? 00:08:27.040 --> 00:08:27.860 A bucket! 00:08:27.860 --> 00:08:28.920 My gawd. 00:08:28.920 --> 00:08:33.240 Yeah-- that, that'll do the trick. Listen, you wanna build up the scares 00:08:33.240 --> 00:08:37.440 you can't just throw a fucking naked lady at me and then be like *typical pewds* BUCKET! 00:08:38.340 --> 00:08:41.140 Like you should've had the bucket before. 00:08:48.440 --> 00:08:50.700 *Sings* Cut my life into pieces 00:08:52.460 --> 00:08:54.860 Heyy, how convienient. That didn't take long. 00:08:57.160 --> 00:09:01.000 I love that about games. As long as you need something, you'll find it. OH! 00:09:01.180 --> 00:09:02.780 Shit, she's urinating! 00:09:03.020 --> 00:09:04.940 She's urinating, everyone! 00:09:05.140 --> 00:09:08.100 I know it's fucking chain you fucking moron. 00:09:08.680 --> 00:09:10.360 The urine lady is coming! 00:09:11.120 --> 00:09:11.780 Bitch. 00:09:12.220 --> 00:09:12.720 got'em 00:09:13.060 --> 00:09:13.560 got'em 00:09:14.020 --> 00:09:15.260 Works every time 00:09:15.380 --> 00:09:18.280 oh, Jesus Christ, fucking hell 00:09:19.020 --> 00:09:21.620 What is happening, I'm actually scared, what the hell 00:09:22.300 --> 00:09:23.500 is that Stephano? 00:09:23.920 --> 00:09:24.920 omg, STEPHANO! 00:09:27.700 --> 00:09:31.260 can't believe I'm still fucking playing horror games, 2017 everyone. 00:09:31.260 --> 00:09:31.820 Jesus Christ.. 00:09:32.360 --> 00:09:33.880 This can't be healthy. 00:09:34.120 --> 00:09:34.620 okay? 00:09:34.780 --> 00:09:35.340 Oh, fuck 00:09:36.240 --> 00:09:38.400 Can you stop peeing on the walls? 00:09:38.640 --> 00:09:39.440 it's weird! 00:09:39.440 --> 00:09:43.560 uh, alright, which one did she go in, I guess I'll go in this one. 00:09:43.860 --> 00:09:44.580 bitch 00:09:45.120 --> 00:09:48.240 Hey, are we back where we were in the beginning? 00:09:50.860 --> 00:09:53.340 Uh, what is happening? 00:09:53.720 --> 00:09:54.840 I'm confused now 00:09:54.840 --> 00:09:56.040 I guess I'll take a shit 00:09:56.200 --> 00:09:56.700 No? 00:09:57.100 --> 00:09:59.600 Well, then I don't know what I'm doing, alright? 00:09:59.600 --> 00:10:02.260 Jævla fittans kuk! HOH! [translation: Fucking pussies cock] 00:10:03.840 --> 00:10:08.880 Did not get scared, that was not a jumpscare, Try not to get scared challenge 00:10:09.600 --> 00:10:10.400 Didn't work 00:10:10.600 --> 00:10:16.100 This was not me being scared, that was me reacting in a swedish kung fu defense, thank you very much. 00:10:16.320 --> 00:10:18.560 Fuck you, you don't- you don't know our secrets 00:10:21.600 --> 00:10:25.440 Who keeps a fucking urn in- ohkay, I guess I'm in the urn now 00:10:25.940 --> 00:10:27.240 You know what, that's actually pretty smart 00:10:28.400 --> 00:10:29.440 What happened? 00:10:30.460 --> 00:10:31.100 I can't.. 00:10:31.820 --> 00:10:33.340 I can't get out of the.. 00:10:36.180 --> 00:10:37.540 I'm in a urn everyone 00:10:38.300 --> 00:10:40.460 Alright, how do I get out of here? 00:10:40.500 --> 00:10:43.360 Hey! Took a lil- Took a lil' bunny-hop there 00:10:43.380 --> 00:10:43.880 nice 00:10:45.060 --> 00:10:46.500 Okay, I suppose we go- 00:10:46.960 --> 00:10:48.140 Suppose we go through here 00:10:48.420 --> 00:10:52.100 And now, if we run into that bitch, we know where to hide. 00:10:55.740 --> 00:10:57.420 Okay, which room is this? 00:10:57.480 --> 00:10:58.040 oh, fuck 00:11:01.340 --> 00:11:06.220 Not okay, I'm not okay [sings I'm not okay by My Chemical Romace] 00:11:06.480 --> 00:11:08.640 excuse me? O-Okay, it's closed. 00:11:10.520 --> 00:11:15.220 hundred and ten, okay we're walking in circles now aren't we? cus' this is the bathroom. 00:11:15.900 --> 00:11:16.400 yeah 00:11:17.160 --> 00:11:21.800 Fuck, I'm a bit confused at this point, not sure what I'm- 00:11:22.100 --> 00:11:22.820 What the f- 00:11:24.080 --> 00:11:27.140 Ah I hate- AHH fucking bitch! 00:11:28.320 --> 00:11:31.200 Don't you just hate, when wood is blocking the way? 00:11:31.200 --> 00:11:34.700 Okay, let's just be careful, we can do this! Hold my hand 00:11:35.340 --> 00:11:37.240 I can do this with the lense now 00:11:38.660 --> 00:11:41.220 Does it look like we're holding hands? 00:11:41.220 --> 00:11:44.320 It's just a cute little moment that we're having together. 00:11:46.880 --> 00:11:49.360 Can't really play,- ah fuck alright. 00:11:49.360 --> 00:11:51.860 listen, hold your own fucking hand, what do you want me to say? 00:11:53.580 --> 00:11:55.500 Alright, bitch went in here. 00:11:56.700 --> 00:11:57.200 I think 00:12:01.400 --> 00:12:01.960 But, eh, 00:12:02.620 --> 00:12:05.060 Where, did that bitch go? 00:12:06.640 --> 00:12:10.560 *Sings* What I'm looking for,- hey I don't think we've been in here. 00:12:10.580 --> 00:12:11.080 Ooh. Alright. 00:12:12.560 --> 00:12:16.040 Alright, getting a little scared cus' it got all quiet all of a sudden 00:12:16.060 --> 00:12:16.560 Hello? 00:12:17.180 --> 00:12:18.060 Hello, hello 00:12:18.920 --> 00:12:19.480 Hello?? 00:12:20.020 --> 00:12:22.180 Alright, how is everyone doing? 00:12:22.180 --> 00:12:24.180 Oh- Ok, well 00:12:24.780 --> 00:12:29.580 Okay well, I wanna make a period joke, but at the same time I don't think It's uh- Hey! 00:12:30.760 --> 00:12:31.880 Hey, look at that 00:12:33.020 --> 00:12:35.500 A strange looking doll full of nails. 00:12:37.620 --> 00:12:38.120 Great! 00:12:39.260 --> 00:12:41.580 Promise I will never do that again. 00:12:42.220 --> 00:12:43.260 voodoo of curse 00:12:43.700 --> 00:12:46.100 Have you ever hated someone, so much 00:12:46.320 --> 00:12:49.180 Actually, you know what? Let me do this in Jacksepticeye voice 00:12:49.320 --> 00:12:55.000 Have you ever hated someone, so much that you want to make them suffer agonizing pain? 00:12:55.200 --> 00:12:56.640 This magic is for you! 00:12:56.660 --> 00:13:02.740 With this, you can bewitch nails into the stomach of your enemy, causing them extreme pain! 00:13:03.480 --> 00:13:04.200 Like that! 00:13:04.720 --> 00:13:08.000 This black magic, has been passed from generation to generation 00:13:08.000 --> 00:13:11.420 instructions : obtain personal items from- alright I'm bored 00:13:12.180 --> 00:13:14.820 Thank you Jack, thank you for that. appreciate your input. 00:13:15.620 --> 00:13:17.940 We still need an axe, we need an axe. 00:13:18.720 --> 00:13:20.220 And I'm not talking about the deoderant, haha 00:13:21.600 --> 00:13:23.600 *Sings* Cut my life into pieces,- Hey! 00:13:23.760 --> 00:13:26.480 There we go, perfect, I'll take that- Uhh 00:13:26.640 --> 00:13:30.000 Fuck, fuck, be quiet, hold my hand! 00:13:37.900 --> 00:13:40.620 Ah, for fucks sake, that's my new carpet! 00:13:42.460 --> 00:13:43.420 I mean, sorry. 00:13:48.360 --> 00:13:51.880 Okay we're fine, Jesus Christ, fucking sweaty hands, man. 00:13:53.100 --> 00:13:54.300 Where is she going 00:13:54.780 --> 00:13:56.300 *laughs* 00:13:58.440 --> 00:14:04.400 I wish I had that effect, just fucking close doors magically behind me that would be fucking cool as shit 00:14:04.900 --> 00:14:08.340 Alright now we gotta be real- real fucking stealthy 00:14:08.420 --> 00:14:15.060 If I'm talking a lot it's because I'm nervous, I get nervous- just we can do this just shh 00:14:15.100 --> 00:14:17.740 Just gotta think of something real nice 00:14:17.960 --> 00:14:21.240 Like a really nice sausage, why did I go with that? 00:14:21.240 --> 00:14:23.800 Okay, we're fine, we're fine, we're gonna live 00:14:24.080 --> 00:14:26.160 We're gonna live it's a miracle 00:14:26.520 --> 00:14:28.120 It's a miracle everyone 00:14:29.180 --> 00:14:30.860 We're gonna live damnit! 00:14:31.520 --> 00:14:35.760 we're gonna get out of here and I'm gonna start a youtube channel 00:14:36.620 --> 00:14:38.620 Where I play only horror games 00:14:40.160 --> 00:14:40.680 Ah fuck 00:14:44.080 --> 00:14:46.320 Smells like rotten taters in here 00:14:47.820 --> 00:14:52.180 oh no, this is bad, oh my god 00:14:54.660 --> 00:14:57.140 Someone has been farting freely here 00:14:58.020 --> 00:14:59.620 This is real fucking bad 00:15:01.480 --> 00:15:04.620 Uhm, oh shit it's her 00:15:05.000 --> 00:15:08.200 How does she keep teleporting? It's so annoying 00:15:09.440 --> 00:15:12.560 Okay I think wewewewewe must be getting real fucking close at this point 00:15:13.720 --> 00:15:17.800 Come on, I don't know why the tounge thing alright? Don't ask. 00:15:19.400 --> 00:15:20.840 Come on, I can do this. 00:15:23.500 --> 00:15:24.060 Oh my god 00:15:25.240 --> 00:15:26.760 Was this where she was? 00:15:30.840 --> 00:15:32.200 Voodoo enchantment 00:15:34.300 --> 00:15:35.420 More voodoo shit 00:15:36.200 --> 00:15:36.840 Fuck that 00:15:38.880 --> 00:15:39.380 Hello? 00:15:40.960 --> 00:15:43.020 Ah, fuck, okay. 00:15:43.740 --> 00:15:46.320 Ah, fuck, go in go in! 00:15:50.200 --> 00:15:50.700 No.. 00:15:52.860 --> 00:15:54.220 I just wanna go home! 00:16:08.540 --> 00:16:09.500 Hey! I'm fine! 00:16:15.980 --> 00:16:17.660 Ah fuck it, ew disgusting 00:16:18.300 --> 00:16:19.180 Disgusting! 00:16:20.000 --> 00:16:20.500 What? 00:16:21.360 --> 00:16:22.180 What is this? 00:16:26.940 --> 00:16:27.440 uh, oh 00:16:29.280 --> 00:16:29.780 uh, oh 00:16:32.980 --> 00:16:34.260 The door is jammed! 00:16:37.800 --> 00:16:38.840 Ok that's fine, 00:16:38.940 --> 00:16:40.300 Oh, bitch is coming! 00:16:41.320 --> 00:16:42.680 Bitch is coming back 00:16:45.480 --> 00:16:47.600 Ahhh, fucking Jesus ugh 00:16:51.260 --> 00:16:52.140 DISGUSTING! 00:16:57.540 --> 00:17:01.220 How does she keep knowing where I am? I don't understand 00:17:08.260 --> 00:17:09.300 Okay we're fine 00:17:11.360 --> 00:17:12.080 We are fine 00:17:13.180 --> 00:17:15.580 She's just breathing really loudly 00:17:15.940 --> 00:17:18.580 You might wanna get- you might wanna get that checked, honey 00:17:27.000 --> 00:17:28.920 Okay, we're fine, excellent 00:17:29.180 --> 00:17:35.060 *sings* 00:17:39.160 --> 00:17:39.660 'Peak' 00:17:41.160 --> 00:17:42.580 Hold- *Screams* 00:17:43.420 --> 00:17:47.860 Cut my life into pieces..AHHHH 00:17:49.740 --> 00:17:50.240 NO! 00:17:51.120 --> 00:17:51.620 No! 00:17:53.320 --> 00:17:54.760 That's fucking right 00:17:56.620 --> 00:17:58.860 When in doubt, scream like a bitch 00:17:59.820 --> 00:18:02.380 I'm just full of life advice today guys 00:18:02.920 --> 00:18:05.000 It's free, don't worry about it 00:18:05.240 --> 00:18:08.660 Hold, right click and then, ooh I see I see 00:18:08.740 --> 00:18:09.240 okay 00:18:09.540 --> 00:18:10.040 Hello? 00:18:11.420 --> 00:18:12.300 Okay we did it 00:18:12.560 --> 00:18:16.880 Alright, Alright, I hear a lot of breathing action going on over there 00:18:19.180 --> 00:18:23.120 Oh fuck me, Jesus fucking Chist oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck 00:18:24.880 --> 00:18:27.040 Fuck you in the fucking dickhole 00:18:27.040 --> 00:18:28.940 Why do I say these horrible things? 00:18:29.500 --> 00:18:32.220 I don't like this, I don't like this at all 00:18:32.680 --> 00:18:36.600 Come on Felix, you can fucking do this fucking shit, fuck you, fuck this game 00:18:36.640 --> 00:18:38.560 Why does she breathe so much? 00:18:44.400 --> 00:18:49.940 Okay, alright, I know I'm being quiet, I'm just kinda nervous- DAT ASS, look at that ass boy! 00:18:50.420 --> 00:18:51.780 Oh god, she heard me! 00:18:52.640 --> 00:18:54.080 Are you doing squats? 00:18:54.880 --> 00:18:57.440 Damn girl, who's your daddy? 00:18:59.360 --> 00:19:02.180 I don't know why I asked that, I don't listen to really anything 00:19:02.980 --> 00:19:06.460 alright, where do we go, shit great, alright 00:19:06.780 --> 00:19:08.060 What about in here? 00:19:08.980 --> 00:19:11.300 The creepy toilet, the mens toilet 00:19:11.700 --> 00:19:17.900 I found that a little bit sexist by the way that the guys toilet look like shit, that's not necessarily true 00:19:18.220 --> 00:19:21.500 I'm a guy, and I find myself to be very clean in my asshole 00:19:22.040 --> 00:19:24.120 Thank you very much videogames 00:19:24.860 --> 00:19:26.780 Oh fuck, I don't wanna die now 00:19:26.780 --> 00:19:27.740 I really don't 00:19:27.740 --> 00:19:29.840 Okay we just gotta wait for that bitch 00:19:33.500 --> 00:19:38.740 Fuck a duck! Don't fuck a duck that was not a life advice.. It was a lifehack! 00:19:41.920 --> 00:19:46.560 Don't turn, don't turn uhh jævlars fittans kake. [Translation: fuckers pussy cake] 00:19:47.300 --> 00:19:49.920 Okay, we're here now for no reason, great 00:19:55.540 --> 00:19:56.260 This is it. 00:19:58.660 --> 00:19:59.940 Holy fucking shit. 00:20:00.360 --> 00:20:01.000 We did it. 00:20:03.560 --> 00:20:08.680 Holy fucking shit hole, this is what we needed? 00:20:10.140 --> 00:20:12.920 A fuse, yes! I've got it. 00:20:14.000 --> 00:20:16.800 Okay, now we've just gotta fucking go back 00:20:19.280 --> 00:20:20.000 I'm hiding 00:20:30.180 --> 00:20:32.220 Is Jacksepticeye playing again?! 00:20:32.240 --> 00:20:34.080 It's a fucking awesome song 00:20:35.420 --> 00:20:36.460 Shut the fuck up 00:20:39.320 --> 00:20:39.820 ah fuck 00:20:40.900 --> 00:20:41.940 Okay, here we go 00:20:45.600 --> 00:20:46.720 She didn't see me 00:20:47.840 --> 00:20:48.960 She didn't see me 00:20:55.340 --> 00:20:55.840 Uh, oh 00:20:56.900 --> 00:20:57.400 Uh, oh 00:21:04.680 --> 00:21:07.080 I'm going, we're going, we're going 00:21:07.120 --> 00:21:10.000 Everybody's going, everybody say shalala 00:21:10.020 --> 00:21:10.900 Hello to you, 00:21:10.900 --> 00:21:12.900 *singing* 00:21:16.340 --> 00:21:21.060 but now we're pushing the button then everything's going fucking good 00:21:22.660 --> 00:21:25.380 then everythings going good, no problem 00:21:29.320 --> 00:21:31.080 What the fuck am I saying [You gave me a hard time translating Felix] 00:21:31.800 --> 00:21:36.120 Go, go, GO, GOOOO 00:21:36.640 --> 00:21:38.720 *Singing* *strained* cut my life into pieces 00:21:39.320 --> 00:21:41.440 When is this game over? 00:21:54.940 --> 00:22:01.220 Fuck man, bitch is running, RUUUN! 00:22:03.440 --> 00:22:04.240 Come on man! 00:22:05.600 --> 00:22:07.400 Fuck you furniture! What the fuck did I do? 00:22:09.600 --> 00:22:10.640 That's the waAY 00:22:12.040 --> 00:22:12.540 Fuck! 00:22:18.380 --> 00:22:21.680 Fuck, she's gonna fucking appear 00:22:21.920 --> 00:22:22.960 Oh Jesus Christ 00:22:25.880 --> 00:22:28.280 No, no I can't, please don't tell mom 00:22:31.740 --> 00:22:32.540 Oh thank god 00:22:33.300 --> 00:22:35.460 I'm sweating, I'm fucking sweating 00:22:35.660 --> 00:22:36.940 Like a fucking,- ah 00:22:36.940 --> 00:22:38.660 We did it, we did it, partner! 00:22:39.140 --> 00:22:42.400 Thanks for being my special friend 00:22:43.760 --> 00:22:45.760 *singing* special friend 00:22:46.680 --> 00:22:53.740 Now that I know you, now that you know me, till' the end of time 00:22:54.540 --> 00:23:01.380 We will always be- Ainsley, oh my god! An Ainsley! 00:23:01.780 --> 00:23:07.980 Alright, that was a really cool horror game, I really enjoyed it, did you like it? lemme' know, in the comments, down below 00:23:08.260 --> 00:23:14.640 I thought it was pretty cool, despite some flaws, but it's a demo so maybe check out the full version when it's done 00:23:14.640 --> 00:23:18.600 I know I haven't done many gameplays, but I always enjoy doing oneoffs like this 00:23:19.060 --> 00:23:24.840 Resident evil 7 is coming out very soon, so I'm definitely gonna be playing that as well, if you enjoy these horror type of stuff 00:23:24.840 --> 00:23:28.960 Let me know, I appreciate your feedback, here is another video if you want to watch another one 00:23:28.980 --> 00:23:31.300 And as always, kisses and brofists 00:23:31.300 --> 00:23:35.480 I'm just gonna hang out for you to fucking actually click 00:23:37.520 --> 00:23:38.020 DO IT 00:23:39.420 --> 00:23:39.920 Great