You're ugly you're disgusting
i'm gonna kill you
give me $200
i want the money
Uh I'll
I'll, I'll raise enough hell
'till you give in and give it to me
I can't do it anymore (dramatic music starts playing in the background)
(breaths sexily)
I can't pretend that it's no longer okay
(sad pewds) I want to make doctor phil videos
(again sad pewds) but all of them get claimed by copy strikes
I mean I should probably go to court (Do It Send em to the ranch)
I mean it is probably like hundreds of thousand dollars of revenue
Sony ATV publishing
(the dramatic music stopped playing by the way) I don't. Care. About the money.
I will make this video anyway
and it will be up for twenty four hours
before Sony TV understands what is going on
because these are all manually claimed ok
they go search for these things
so hopefully, within twenty four hours
this video will not get claimed
because then I could private it
welcome to 2019 how-what it's like to be a youtuber
well it's a bunch of (farting noises) that's what it is
but I love Dr.Phil too much
I miss him
(heavenly choir dramatically plays)
I miss his smile
we are gonna start off with one of my favourite Dr.Phil clips
one of my favourite Dr.Phil moments
Who the *Censored* do you think you are
(crowd reaction noises) Dr.Phil: Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
Dr.Phil: No no no no no no no you you stop right there
Dr Phil just goes completely SICKO MODE on these kids (Hey kids here is a meme for you guys have fun!)
(laughs)
and it's epic
but before we get into the good stuff
before we get into the juicy juice
(in high pitched voice) *undefinable sounds* I don't like you
I like you back
we got to understand the context
although I would argue it's almost funnier without the context
Women in blue: you all could put my personal information on the internet
(women is cut off by video)
so lets try to understand where and who this woman is
and why she is so upset
Daniels relationship with his entire family altogether is very F@#$@% up
when Daniel needs the most help
his family does everything they can to not give it to him
Daniel's sister Sara hates me because
I stood up for him when she was basically attacking him
she kind of reminds me of....
......
that gingers have souls kid
(slowly laughs)
next level trolling you know
he made it into Dr.Phil
Every time Daniel calls her she says
"Your almost thirty"
"you don't have a job"
"You don't have a house"
"you don't have a family"
"you're pretty much a loser"
I am sick of the way that his
mom speaks to him as well
Cindy tries to put herself before her children
and I find that very unhealthy
they both have said that I am
a pathological liar
a week after her supposed miscarriage she's
pregnant again
I get so mad that I want to smack the
*oom*
oof damn did you see that
slap the
karate chopper
you know this is gonna get spicy
you know this is gonna get juicy
can't wait
both times that they accused me
of lying about being pregant
and having a miscarriage
was and is complete *B@#$%@!&*
how dare you think that about me
why would Iie about something like that
(breaths sexily again)
*swedish accent* ok so let me break it down for you
in case you're not following this is why I'm here
(breaths)
gingers have souls girl
thinks she is a great husband
to this guy
but the family uh
*hand movements*
creepy luck bia- uh blonde
ish tbpeople
I dont know what to call it
They dont like her very much and their very
of the huspand of gingers dont have souls kid
So they're going like
Oh you're a liar and we can't trust you
And she goes like i'm not a liar how could i possibly be a liar :o
And then she delivers the best line, the most appropriate line ever after you say that you're not a liar
That i am in touch with, eh. My grandma would call it the "fail"
Hehehe
Excuse me what now??
"fail" how dare these people call me a liar and delusional
Also let me tell you about the "fail" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
THE WALL BETWEEN THE LIVING AND THE DEAD
Yes of course how dare you insinuate i would lie about anything