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*what are you doing pewds?*

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YEAH! TEN KILLS IN A ROW!
Uh?! Were you watching?

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Oopsiee that was just me playing with my new f- Honor View 10 phone

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Just look at the screen. Look how big this screen is. It's not as big as my mouse pad

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but it's still pretty big. I can play comfortably

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5.5 hours of gaming on this thing. For real I really love this phone

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if you guys want to pre-order it you can do that from now til' the 22nd of March

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and you will get a $30 free gift card, which you can apply to buy in this phone.

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Now, they didn't tell me to tell you this but.. for the price range this is in, this offer combined,

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it's an amazing deal, and you get an amazing gaming phone for it it

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Also has one of my favorite options, which is the game suite so you can add in your game.

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And optimize it for gaming mode, but also the best thing which is the uninterrupted gaming mode.

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So if I happen to get a phone call while I'm playing you don't want it to interrupt you here

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I'm getting a call from Marzia

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Yeah, it shows up, and I can just click it away so easily, and there's no problem, and I can just keep going

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(voice of Pewdiepie) *PEWDS?! Pewds, are you ignoring me?*

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So yeah definitely make use of that offer, check out the link in the description and now let's get started with the video.

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Sometimes you just gotta look back at your history and pay your respect

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You gotta

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Revisit a path and say "an AMA say" ("Namaste")

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I will now of course do what made me popular on YouTube which was play video games

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But not just any video game. I'm talking about the horror games

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*RIP HEADPHONE USERS*

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[Mocking Commenters:] "Why don't you play more horror games, Pewds?"

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Well because there's not enough good ones! I wait for the quality ones to come out like "3:00 AM

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at Krusty Krab!" That's right, that's what we're playing! All right, uh, high graphics, please. I want to really see the pores

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on Spongebob himself.

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Full disclosure, I am shitting myself. Oh, am I playing as Mr. Krab? Oh my god

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This is just like the anime (?). Holy cow I have so much money!

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This is what horror games will get you guys. All right, what do we got?

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Uh, controls...

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Interact...

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I can... crouch, in case I need to go down on Mr. SpAengebAEb...

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All right, is there anything else I need to know?

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I can read that. OK, objectives. Oh wait. I need to know objectives - gather all the money... all right...

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uh, ARGH!!!

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PACK THE LEFTOVER

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I can't even

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Krabby Patties, ok, pack the leftover, check the bathroom trash for bin that

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no, wait, I can't read.

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lock up and leave alright. It seems easy enough, check the bathroom trash ok

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What happened *le gasp*

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Oh oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no

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I'm oh I can't this is too scary

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NO

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OOOH, WHAT DO I DO?!

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When the light starts flicking you must hide

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Oh shit, uh, shhit,

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closing the - barricading the office ok, ooh

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Oh, thank god. Oh, thank god.

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Alright, where's the Krabby Patties?

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I gotta pack them.

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I'm packin em.

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Come on, pack em QUICKER!!!

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*sounds of game over*

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Objective complete, I did it!

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Damn it

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Alright, let's go everybody come on pack em.

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Pack em!

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We don't have time Mr. Krabs, please!!

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pack em quicker!!

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OH, he's coming he's coming!

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*jumpscare*

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AAH JÄVLAR!

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FAN!

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*rip $399 chair*

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I actually genuinely got scared

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*laughs*

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No, that was just me

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Overreacting like a fake.

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I don't actually get scared guys,

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what do you think I am, some sort of man child that screams at video games?

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*RIP HEADPHONE USERS*

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That ain't me!

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Oh God Oh God.

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What is he doing?

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What is he doing?

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*le gasp*

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Where did he go?! Oh my gosh!

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Alright, did I have to do something with the soda machine? *no*

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I know I need to check the bathroom, so let's do that.

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Here we go.

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Oh, yeah, the bin. Loot the cash in the bin. Okay here we go.

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Oh, God he's coming!

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Oh, God - I love the jump scare sound, it's really good.

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Oh God close the door, close the door, he's right there. He's right - oh, thank god

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Oh, thank the Lord. Thank the Krusty Patty. (?)

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Ohh!

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If we make it out alive, bros,

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That's right. I'm gonna make a Fridays with PewDiePie
*finally!*

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Oh my gosh

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I, of course ki- what was that?!

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You got a you got a make really weird faces for the thumbnail for no reason at all

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The 2013 ERMAGERD face.

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Can I has hamburger?

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Am I right guys?

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*COMEDY GENIUS*

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*boom*

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Alright listen come on come on guys

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We can do this although. I'm do oh god

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We can't pack the krabby patty pack the krabby patty back the krabby patty

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the tension is killing me. This is too exciting

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I don't know what to do.

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Is the oven still on? it's shaking...

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Oh god, oh god. I can't fail-

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What the heck man, I'm genuinely not scared at all this game is... s-

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silly.

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Did I get the thing in the bathroom?

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I forgot. Okay, I did.

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We got the money

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we got the burger

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What else is there?

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Checked the bathroom, checked the leftover--

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gather all the money from the cash register?

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Oh God.

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OHH, NO!!

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NOOO!

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RUN, KRUSTY KRAB!

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Oh my god. He's after me!!1!
*rip*

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Oh, nooo, I'm...

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what if I die?
*no Friday's with PewDiePie*

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what if I die?-

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oh I made it I made it

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why is the Danish flag here *spitting sound*

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Disgusting

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lemme get all the cash

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Thank you

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Thank you very much

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Objective complete. Thank you.

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Oh, god.

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Oh my god.

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I just got to lock up and leave

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That's all I have to do Felix,

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but be careful there might be

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oh god

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I feel so immersed, I'm in the game my whole character

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they should make this for VR

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okay here we go

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How do I leave?

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What the hell?

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I can't leave.

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gather all the money

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Uh-huh argh pack the leftover check the bathroom trash lock up and leave

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there must be another exit...

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*scream at videogames*

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*rip $399 chair*

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SSSSSSSS-

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That was my genuine reaction (sarcasm), mixed with actual scare--...

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Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

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Sorry guys. I need I need some cute time with my dog.

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Yes, he's wearing a nappy, and he's six years old.

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[Pewds speaking as Edgar:] "It's okay, Pewds; It's just a video game."

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No, Edgar, it's not, this is serious.

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I understand like if I'm actually scared of a game

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It's fun to follow along

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But what's the point?

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Like the last good horror game that came out was the Resident Evil 7

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and that was fun cuz it was a good game

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but then I get shit in-between for like not playing enou-

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Playing enough horror - ah, shit, he saw me

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I thought he couldn't?

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All right all right all right this should be it.

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*le gasp*

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Oh my god. We actually did it, absolute lu--

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Wait where do I get the lock key from? Oh, no do I gotta find it or something?

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What do you mean?

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I did all the objectives!

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, YOU JUST INSTANTLY KILL ME OUT OF NOWHERE!

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I don't feel the least bit dead inside playing this, trust me, I feel great.

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All right, we did all the objectives,

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which we've done now about 500 times.

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Why can't I LEAVE?

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You best not teleport on me

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What the?

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there must be something out? Oh, I can jump.

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Oh I didn't loot the cash register!

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Oh my god, this is the most important one of them all!

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Hey want to hear my my spongebob impression?

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*He-hey, Peter - hey, Peter?*

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Oh, god

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Hey Peter. I'm spongebob and I'm running the heck out of here.

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Oh my god, I am being

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What the hell I did everything!

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Oh God he sees me

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Oh, shit (x3)

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My dude oh my god, he almost got me no no we're not oh

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Hey look at that ass son.

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Damn, you look good.

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All right, where's the key? There must be a key.

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I'm getting really fucking annoyed. This is why I don't play horror games cuz they're all - oh God

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No, no no no no no no no no

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no no no no NOOOOOO!!!

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

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AAAAAAAAAAHH

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I'm gonna actually do everything in order cuz I think the game might be actually that retarded.

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Okay, we did it we did it

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Oh, he teleported in the bathroom, it's just a random thing like

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all right all right

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pack all the burgers.

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Okay, okay, okay ok ok ok

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This is our chance. This is my moment!

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my moment!

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Come on baby.

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Oh the objective's complete!

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Oh my god, I did it!

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Find the key in the basement lock up I get out! Ohh!

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Oh my god oh, my god bros.

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Oh my god bros

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Bros if we do this you have to subscribe and become a bro today

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That was it I did it.

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Oh god. Oh my god.

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No, I don't wanna play more!

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There's the keys somewhere in the basement. You must find it.

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Okay, brochachas.

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Oh my g-

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Where's the key??

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Javlar fita (fu**ing vagina)

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Oh my god, I just sworn in Swedish unintentionally!

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That's awesome!

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Leave a like on this video guys.

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Jesus!

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No, do not make me redo all that.

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I swear to God if you make me red-

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Oh, thank God, okay, thank you.

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I am losing it guys. I never been this scared out of all horror games:

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Amnesia,

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Penumbra

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that's all the ones I played

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Do you think it's random where the key is spawned or do you think it's the same any everytime?

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I think it's same every time

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you found the key now get out of there.

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Oh my god, noo!

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Don't!

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Oh, he listened.

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I am out of here, come on, bros, let's do it!

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There's the ladder guy bros!

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Yeah!

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Oh my gosh you had the key now go outside and lock up

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What do you mean?

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Go go go go go go bros!

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Go bro bros!

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Go brah brah brah!

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How do I even lock this?

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You know what? Whatever, I don't care.

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It's done.

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How is this game still going on?

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Cum bucket.

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What do you mean? Why's oh oh my car my car my car of course

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Well, I don't know man

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So I can't leave.

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Did I not lock, is that why?

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Oh, left mouse button to lock the door now get to the.. okay, okay, we did it we did it bros.

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Oh my gosh

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Friday's with PewDiePie is gonna be epic this week guys

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Oh my god, are we gonna make it?

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Oh my god

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*INTENSE CLAPPING*

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YES!

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Oh my god, We got to put on some epic music to celebrate.

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All right guys smash that like button and check out next week's Friday's with PewDiePie

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it's gonna be lit, and remember

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brofist!

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*subscribe to PewDiePie*