WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.020 --> 00:00:00.940 AHTATATATA(SKKRRAAAA) 00:00:00.960 --> 00:00:04.920 Before this video begins, I have another exciting announcement! 00:00:04.940 --> 00:00:06.580 (Haterz: Wowoww there's a lot of those Felix) 00:00:06.620 --> 00:00:12.280 I have the Star Wars Titan Galactic Empire GPU, you like GPUs? 00:00:12.320 --> 00:00:13.640 Of course you do! 00:00:13.640 --> 00:00:21.740 I have also the Jedi version. So I'm doing a giveaway with Lirik and Origin PC 00:00:21.740 --> 00:00:25.980 Where, it's worldwide so you can get one of these just by signing up in the link in the description! 00:00:26.020 --> 00:00:27.140 Oh myy ... 00:00:27.140 --> 00:00:28.360 Oh myyyyy ಠ⌣ಠ 00:00:29.560 --> 00:00:34.460 Origin PC also have a Black Friday sales right now, so if you're looking to buy a computer now 00:00:34.460 --> 00:00:36.580 is a great time to do it before Christmas 00:00:36.660 --> 00:00:38.260 Also the giveaway of 00:00:38.260 --> 00:00:41.940 getting my computer is also available, so check out that as well. 00:00:41.940 --> 00:00:44.180 (Haterz: Enough! Okay.. enough! I get it!) 00:00:44.220 --> 00:00:45.440 Let's start the video! 00:00:45.960 --> 00:00:51.600 HellooOoOO! KonnichiwaAaAAa it Is PewDie-Sama In da hOuSe 00:00:51.980 --> 00:00:57.160 Today, we're gonna review some memes that you've made are you excited? 00:00:57.840 --> 00:01:00.380 Let's go do you like my hair? 00:01:00.390 --> 00:01:07.019 I like it a lot, and I'm a little self-conscious about it, so please don't write any mean comments 00:01:07.240 --> 00:01:11.640 Thank you. Who would, win some of the most respected news journals 00:01:12.250 --> 00:01:15.900 Respected, Really? I don't think so. 00:01:15.900 --> 00:01:17.369 some retarded swestian boi 00:01:17.369 --> 00:01:21.060 I would probably win at who's the most seastian 00:01:21.580 --> 00:01:23.580 (In Background:Felix: Edgar, What do you want?) 00:01:27.460 --> 00:01:33.680 See I've been framed by the media guys, I keep telling you you haven't seen the full picture 00:01:33.680 --> 00:01:38.780 I was just petting this innocent little dog it's like that that media 00:01:39.360 --> 00:01:41.259 Image. there it is 00:01:41.259 --> 00:01:43.349 It's like that one. You didn't see the full picture 00:01:43.350 --> 00:01:48.089 I was just petting a dog an innocent dog. You should be thanking me giving me 00:01:48.610 --> 00:01:55.439 Awards for being a good dog owner. Papa Frank of promoting PewDiePie glasses before it was mainstreamed 00:01:55.439 --> 00:01:57.539 I'm that motherfucker took my glasses 00:01:58.149 --> 00:02:02.939 Guess why this man quit soccer and how he is making billions and millions on 00:02:03.430 --> 00:02:07.469 YouTube. We look nothing alike, my beard is at least 10 times better 00:02:07.750 --> 00:02:12.599 Sorry whoever you are. When you have no ideas for a vid that is monetizeable 00:02:13.030 --> 00:02:19.770 So you tell the stories on the internet yet you just read recently. I see here I am trying to make 00:02:20.320 --> 00:02:23.999 Original content, and then it's just oh he just wants money 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:30.750 Then what can we pick on him about this time wait? Wait a minute? He's making original content 00:02:31.060 --> 00:02:37.230 We needed a new excuse assholes. You're all assholes guys. Literally only want one thing and it's 00:02:37.750 --> 00:02:44.430 effing disgusting Christian Channel fast internet damn boy for pink damn 00:02:45.040 --> 00:02:46.690 damn, oh 00:02:46.690 --> 00:02:49.620 But what's your upload? Huh? What's your upload? 00:02:49.620 --> 00:02:56.789 This is downloading them all right PewDiePie giving his last brofist before ending the channel 20. How do you how would you even say that? 00:02:57.460 --> 00:02:59.140 23:18 00:02:59.140 --> 00:03:00.700 whatever 00:03:00.700 --> 00:03:06.029 That's right. I will take on a sentient being I will become an AI in the form of shaggy from scooby-doo 00:03:06.040 --> 00:03:08.730 Can you imagine my lifes brofist? Oh? That's right? 00:03:08.950 --> 00:03:16.379 So you're filled with sad news now and not joy Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg artwork for PewDiePie shame will be appreciated Jesper 00:03:16.750 --> 00:03:24.690 That's fuckin. Dope is this drawn or is it Photoshop? It looks sick man a very nice how-to handshake 101 shut the fuck up 00:03:25.660 --> 00:03:27.660 Dammit, I don't ever want to see that shit again 00:03:28.510 --> 00:03:30.929 Christian channel. Yeah, you know what that is how you 00:03:35.560 --> 00:03:40.890 Pewdiepie reuploading you laugh you lose videos after YouTube takes them down 00:03:43.630 --> 00:03:45.899 It's funny cuz it's true 00:03:46.420 --> 00:03:53.579 Well Jeff play your effing. Thank you for censoring appreciate it Christian Channel alright. We're a swiss-tian reddit, so please 00:03:54.280 --> 00:04:01.740 Haha, my name and just play them all play them all at once I fear no man, but that thing 00:04:01.740 --> 00:04:07.139 It's good. That's just shit meme when you saw the new you laugh you lose when it was first uploaded, listen 00:04:07.140 --> 00:04:12.149 I had I may have had a couple issues. Just a few issues on my last upload, but it wasn't my fault 00:04:12.400 --> 00:04:14.400 I'm trying to provide quality 00:04:15.280 --> 00:04:20.230 Family-friendly you know what I'm a nice guy, okay. I don't need to take this crap from you guys 00:04:21.080 --> 00:04:23.080 Because I am NOT just 00:04:23.750 --> 00:04:26.980 Family-friendly Felix I am nice guy 00:04:28.100 --> 00:04:30.100 PewDiePie 00:04:30.830 --> 00:04:34.419 Review fan work drink in the house, and tell Marzia. It's for me 00:04:40.640 --> 00:04:44.469 You laugh you lose, Promote your shitty game you guys are just so kind 00:04:45.950 --> 00:04:47.540 meme reviews 00:04:47.540 --> 00:04:53.709 It's just behind the meme in disguise. No Anthony Fontana used to have a show called meme review 00:04:53.710 --> 00:04:57.940 It was shut down because the fader wrote a slanderous article about him 00:04:57.940 --> 00:05:03.760 And it was me I wrote the article so I can take over meme review its original content now 00:05:03.890 --> 00:05:07.149 Because nothing else exists your move melon head 00:05:08.120 --> 00:05:09.530 summary of this week's 00:05:09.530 --> 00:05:14.649 You laugh, you lose try again. God dammit 2017 has just been a treat 00:05:14.680 --> 00:05:20.500 I know everyone is trying to blame me for the ad pocalypse okay 00:05:20.500 --> 00:05:27.130 I know you want a scapegoat. I know you want to point fingers. I'll use you fools. What are you complaining? 00:05:27.740 --> 00:05:29.120 kids 00:05:29.120 --> 00:05:34.570 What came first the egg or the chicken all right? I'm the egg blame the chicken 00:05:34.580 --> 00:05:40.719 Please I didn't do nothing I'm nice guy PewDiePie family friendly swiss-tian channel 00:05:40.720 --> 00:05:43.140 I've improved and so can you please stop crying? 00:05:47.980 --> 00:05:50.740 GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 00:05:51.840 --> 00:05:54.560 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 00:05:55.620 --> 00:05:57.620 Haaaaaaaaa!!!!!! 00:05:58.280 --> 00:05:58.840 haaa!!! 00:05:59.520 --> 00:06:02.300 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 00:06:03.340 --> 00:06:10.520 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 00:06:11.000 --> 00:06:12.440 HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 00:06:12.800 --> 00:06:13.420 HAA!!! 00:06:17.240 --> 00:06:23.680 Very you get a to knit with two very nicest don't give out those very often one pewdiepie headset 00:06:24.650 --> 00:06:25.940 99.99 00:06:25.940 --> 00:06:30.640 77 copies of its everyday, bro by Jake Paul 00:06:31.280 --> 00:06:36.580 99 33 wow the choice is obvious they both lead to cancer 00:06:36.580 --> 00:06:42.550 So I guess you can't really go wrong. I would go with the bargain offer. Please. I'll have the 77 copies, please 00:06:42.620 --> 00:06:50.289 Thank you there. It is. Can you stop can you stop? Can you? Thank you stop stop listen? I'm trying to promote a 00:06:50.930 --> 00:06:58.809 Nice guy PewDiePie image. Okay. No more no more. No more of this. No more. Damn Marzia looks good. 00:07:00.980 --> 00:07:04.390 I look good too, can you spot the difference? 00:07:05.510 --> 00:07:06.530 99% impossible 00:07:06.530 --> 00:07:12.699 holy shit. I can't tell them apart. I need to get one of those shinobi headbands 00:07:12.700 --> 00:07:15.219 I think they're pretty cool. Trying out new games 00:07:16.400 --> 00:07:20.889 Constantly trying and failing at one game, but it's all good because you can't die 00:07:20.890 --> 00:07:28.809 And if you eventually beat it you can yell their death. Oh my god. It's true and get it. I'm gonna beat the game everyone 00:07:30.710 --> 00:07:34.059 This is why I have trust issues Christian channel 00:07:34.730 --> 00:07:36.730 Activated I don't believe in religion 00:07:37.460 --> 00:07:42.699 No, no, I'm a Swiss-tian channel that I was just saying that prove a point guys 00:07:42.700 --> 00:07:46.240 Please listen Swiss-tian channel forever for life any other 00:07:46.910 --> 00:07:48.910 adjective very 00:07:51.530 --> 00:07:53.530 Hey very nice meme 00:07:54.110 --> 00:07:55.820 scout tada 00:07:55.820 --> 00:07:57.620 Finola dude 00:07:57.620 --> 00:08:00.580 My dad this translation is happened very nice 00:08:00.580 --> 00:08:02.679 It's actually not perfectly correct grammar 00:08:02.750 --> 00:08:08.080 But it's also very nice bike cuck my show got cancelled recently 00:08:08.080 --> 00:08:12.879 I was pretty bummed out about it, but I think whoever cancelled 00:08:12.880 --> 00:08:18.340 It was probably more happy to get it cancelled than I am sad to get it canceled what the heck 00:08:18.830 --> 00:08:24.879 The total happiness in the world increased so whatever look at my cute little face so true 00:08:25.010 --> 00:08:29.510 You know what suddenly? I don't even care that the show got canceled 00:08:29.820 --> 00:08:33.710 It's not like it was the worst month of my life to produce that shitty show 00:08:33.710 --> 00:08:40.040 But as long as the total happiness in the world was increased then I think it's okay 00:08:40.650 --> 00:08:42.650 As long as everybody's happy 00:08:43.320 --> 00:08:45.530 But I still got paid anyway 00:08:46.560 --> 00:08:49.700 Students name the symbol. Oh my god. Oh 00:08:51.270 --> 00:08:53.780 My god, that's good very nice 00:08:54.330 --> 00:08:55.910 IKEA fucking shit 00:08:55.910 --> 00:09:00.350 How did this get to the top page IKEA ea you can't get bad reviews? 00:09:00.420 --> 00:09:04.850 If game journals can't get past the trattoria. It's pretty smart in 00:09:05.520 --> 00:09:09.979 Inter and interent. I don't think you understand this meme 00:09:12.900 --> 00:09:20.030 Loss you laugh you lose Christian channel original, okay fine fine. Haha you got you got a good one 00:09:20.550 --> 00:09:23.479 Forty-year-old pewdiepie look it's me meme review 00:09:24.600 --> 00:09:26.310 Meme review 00:09:26.310 --> 00:09:31.280 That's it for this episode wait didn't I ask you to do the intro where the fuck are all my intros 00:09:31.280 --> 00:09:33.829 I clearly have no control over this 00:09:45.030 --> 00:09:51.049 This one one that's the winner oh, that's good, that's fuckin good Christian channel intro 00:09:55.450 --> 00:09:57.450 Ah this is good too 00:10:12.400 --> 00:10:14.579 Goddammit ah there's an animated one 00:10:30.060 --> 00:10:35.120 Very nice ah man, so good terabrite may one cold school 00:10:40.580 --> 00:10:41.980 Yeah boy 00:10:43.220 --> 00:10:44.440 Hell yeah 00:10:48.580 --> 00:10:49.600 Hey 00:10:50.820 --> 00:10:52.820 New intro, 100% original content 00:10:57.480 --> 00:11:03.320 Would say something mean, but I'm nice guy PewDiePie and that was a great intro well done very nice 00:11:21.520 --> 00:11:26.620 I ran out of ideas. That's a good. That's a good title of it 00:11:30.980 --> 00:11:35.440 That's a good anime by the way, you should watch it. Okay, well done well done on these intros 00:11:35.450 --> 00:11:37.450 I can't believe I almost forgot it 00:11:37.560 --> 00:11:40.940 next week just post the dankest meme you could find I 00:11:42.210 --> 00:11:44.210 challenge you 00:11:44.370 --> 00:11:46.370 brought squad fam and 00:11:46.440 --> 00:11:52.880 Leave a like I would appreciate it see if we can get this on trending on YouTube if everyone liked the video 00:11:52.880 --> 00:11:58.460 We'll probably get two million likes and if I get two million likes then finally that will 00:11:58.770 --> 00:12:03.949 Motivate me to make some original content, so thank you appreciate it and as always 00:12:05.040 --> 00:12:07.040 Laugh you lose 00:12:09.180 --> 00:12:13.180 SKRATTAR DUUU