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Si seulement j'avais un ami...

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...pour jouez.

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Dis moi

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Bébé

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Mes chances se sont-elles envolées?

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Pourquoi a tu eu à

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me quitter

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par moi-même

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Seul

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Tout ce que je veux c'est

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que tu reviennes à la maison.

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"Salut, comment ça va les 'bros'"

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"Mon nom est Pew-"

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"--Eeeewwwww--""TOP OF THE MORNING" (intro de Jack)

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"Pewdiepie vert" (blague : jacksepticeye est comme un Pewdiepie avec les cheveux vert)

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"Pewdiepie Vert est là"

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*rire*

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"Nous allons jouez à "bop it"

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"Je n'y ais jamais joué avant, et si vous ne savez pas"

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"Fondamentalement"

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"Tu fais ce qu'il dit"

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"Soit tu le tournes"

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"Tu le tire"

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bip bip bip

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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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"Cogne le."

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"Cogne le."

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"Mais!"

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"On va y jouer... d'une vraie manière."

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"Il y a une arnaque."

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"Hé, regarde!"

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"C'est le Pewdiepie vert."

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"Cool"

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* Dafuq est présent *

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"Oh wow!"

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"Merci!"

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"Merci , Pewdiepie numéro 3"

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"Si tu te rate...."

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"Tes tétons se feront électrifiés."

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"Tu veux que je commence?.."

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"Ou tu veux que je commence?"

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"Je veux que tu commence."

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"Très bien..."

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*Rire*

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"Uh."

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"C'est quoi le délire?!"

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"Ce sont des vrais pinces à tétons!"

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"Oh oui, c'est plaisant."

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"Ugh! Ca va craindre..."

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"N'y va pas trop fort avec moi."

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"D'accord?"

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"Monte juste le niveau juste un peu."

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"D'accord? Et je..."

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*Sursaut*

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"Sale batard!"

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"J'ai eu de la chance qu'il tombe."

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"Parce qu'il y a besoin de circuit pour que cela marche."

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* Pouds claque le cul *

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"Très bien."

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Cogne le pour commencer.

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"C'est parti"

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Meilleur score : 35
"Tu es prêt?"

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"Ok?"

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Cogne le!

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"Oh mon dieu"

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Tourne le.

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"C'est terrifiant."

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Tire le.

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Tourne le.

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<Gémissement>

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"Je ne veux pas..."

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Cogne le!

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Quoi?!

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Cogne le comme tu si tu en avait envie.

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"Aaaaaaaahhh...."

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"Aaaaaahhh..."

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"Ah... Ah..."

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"Ah.."

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*Rires*

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"Ahhh..Uh.."

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"Ça fait si mal que ça?!"

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"Oh non..."

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"Je ne... Je vais..."

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"... faire une crise de panique en faisant ça."

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"Ok."
"A tu..."

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"C'est mon tour." 
"J'ai entendu..."

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"C'est mon tour."

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"Ferme la."

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Meilleur score:

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35

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"Il le tiens de la mauvaise main."

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*Se moque*

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Cogne le

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QUOI?

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Cogne le comme--

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*Jack souffre*

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"Jesus Christ!" Score zéro.

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"Je l'ai cogner!"

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* Pas vous ne l'avez pas *

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Meilleure score : 35

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*Lourde instrumentale*

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"Je t'ai eu--" 
Cogne le

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"--Ou je voulais." 
"OH!

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"UUUHHHH"

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"C'est quoi le bordel?!"

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"Ça ne marche pas avec moi!"

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"Si tu va le frapper..."

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"Fait comme ça."

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"Ne bouge pas cette main."

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"D'accord?"

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"Oh..."

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Cogne le.

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*Il s'améliore*

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"Whoo ho!"

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Tourne le.

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"C'est parti."

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Tire le.

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Berce le.

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*Pleurs de bébé*

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"C'est quoi le b--"

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"C'est quoi becher?!" (n'a pas compris bercer)
QUOI?!

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"Il avait raison." *NOUUU*

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"Gahh!"

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"Put** de me***!"

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"Oh!!"

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"Celle la a été douloureuse"

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"Oh non!"

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"Ça fait mal après."

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"N'est-ce pas?"

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"Ohhh."

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"C'était bien plus puissant que la dernière fois."

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"Nooon. Non. Ça ne l'était pas.

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"Ça ne l'était pas.

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"Oh mon.."

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"Putin"
"Je te promets"

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"Tourne-téton!"

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«Je suis en elle."

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* fissures *

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«Je suis coller avec mes lignes de contact."

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"Vas te faire encule."

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* Ronflements *

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"Putain de--"

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"JE--"

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«Je ne suis pas assez bon à cela."

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"Heeyy ~"

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"Pour faire ça."

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* Dat visage *

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"Hoo Ho."

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Tord le.

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Tirez.

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Le marteau.

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*Rire*

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Tirez.

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OH!

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*Rires*

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"Oh! Je ne peux pas le tordre!"

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"Ne do--"

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"Je ne peux pas tourner em '..."

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"Mes mains sont trop moites!"

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"Eh bien ... trop putain ..."

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"AGH".
"Mal."

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"Mettez les ..."

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"Put em dos!"

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"Mettez-les à nouveau."

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"Put 'em à nouveau." *REMETTRE*

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"Vous can't--"

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"Mettre sur."

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"Laissez-moi hanging--"

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"Mettre sur!"

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* Il est oo douloureuse va *

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"Il .. il .. il ...> :)"

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"Oho! Oh! Hoo !!" * Dat visage *

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"Arrêtez!"

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"J'ai fait!"

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«Nous faisons passer."

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Bop il.
"D'accord?"

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l'action

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"Quelle?"

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Action.

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Passe-le.

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Passe-le.

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"Oohh ~"

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"Hohohohoo!"
Le marteau.

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Bois-le.

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*rot*

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Il selfie.

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*des rires*

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Il selfie. * 2hot4me *

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«Tu es si mauvaise à elle."

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Passe-le.

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"What the fuck se passe ?!"

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Tord le.

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"WHOA." *ALLONS-Y*

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Passe-le.

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OWWWW !!!!!

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Peigner.
"Qu'est-ce qui ne va pas--"

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"Avec toi?!"

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"Qu'est ce que ça dit?!"

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"Vous fils putain fort de pute!"

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"Laisse moi essayer."

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"Non."

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"Allons."

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"Allons."

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«Ah! Fuckin 'Jésus-Christ."

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* Huehuehue *

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"AGH!"

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"Ça craint!" *g G*

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"Jésus."

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«Je déteste cette putain."

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"Et la fermer quand vous passez ..."

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"C'est comme..."

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"OH MON DIEU!"

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"Il est comme il bop."

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"QUELLE?!"

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"He he he ..."

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Bop il.

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* Poods et Jack danser comme mlg *

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Tord le.

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Tirez.

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Le marteau.

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"Oh Hooo ~"

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Bop il.

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Le marteau.

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YOOoowww!

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"Oh." * Wut *

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Vous know-- * oo rly? *

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*Des rires*

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Highscore ... trente-cinq ans ...

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*Des rires*

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"C'est tres etrange!"

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*Des rires*

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"Juste..."

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"Ohh hohohoho !!"

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"Non, je suis foking à partir de ce moment.

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"Cuz vous obtenez tous les plus faciles au début."

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"C'est comme..."

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"Bop It. Tirez."

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"Tordre. Marteler."
"Bitch Enfoncer."

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"OOH!"

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"AHAHAHA ..."

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«Je sentais que ici, et ici."

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«Ce fut bizarre."

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"NON!"

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"Allez-vous en."

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"Vous putain de trou du cul."

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Bop il.

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Le marteau.

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WUT?

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"Oh hoo ~" * git rekt *

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Vous savez comme every--
"AGHhh--"

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*des rires*

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"Oh! Que l'on aspire."

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Whip It.

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* Holy shit *

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Passe-le.

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"Le fu--"

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"OH ... AHAHAHA!"

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OH. *PASSE-LE!!!*

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«Je ne l'ai même pas ins--"

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"Fu-- Ah"

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"ENCORE!"

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"Vous avec le putain .."

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"WEAHAHAHA !!"

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"Arrêtez."

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"C'est tres etrange."

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"Nous devrions juste start--"
"Ne touch--"

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«Ne me touchez pas!"

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"Nous devrions commencer à faire sortir."

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"Arrêtez."

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"Arrêtez."

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"Sto-- hah ~"

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"Comment 'bout nous avons mis ..."

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"Pin Brad vers le bas."

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"Mettez-le sur ses testicules."
"NON."

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"Vas te faire encule les gars."

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"Oohh ~"

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"Ecrire dans les commentaires si vous pensez que nous devrions testicule Brad."

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"Non!"

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"OH!"

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"Eh bien, je vous remercie les gars tellement pour regarder cette vidéo."

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"Si vous avez aimé ..."

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"Percer felix dans le visage."

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"Chaque fois que vous le rencontrez dans la rue."

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"Et..."

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"High-cinq est tout autour."

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"À plus tard."

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«Retour à votre pays d'origine ..."

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"Vous putain de salope." * OHHHHHHHHHHHH *