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Se solo avessi un amico..

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con cui giocare.. :(

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*canzone* Dimmi

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Baby

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Non ho più chance?

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Perchè hai dovuto

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lasciarmi

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da solo

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:(

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Tutto quello che voglio è

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il tuo ritorno a casa

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Hey come va ragazzi

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il mio nome è

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*Cose a caso*

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Pewdiepie verde.

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Pewdiepie verde è qui!

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*Risate isteriche*

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Giocheremo a Bop it

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Non ci ho mai giocato e se non lo sapete

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Praticamente

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Devi fare quello che dice

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Tipo ''Giralo''

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''Tiralo''

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*BEEP*

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BOPIT

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BOPPPPPITTTTT

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Ma

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Lo giocheremo.. in un modo reale..

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Hey guarda

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C'è pewdiepie verde

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uau

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Oh wow

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Grazie

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Grazie pewdiepie numero 3

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Se fallisci

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I tuoi capezzoli verranno elettrificati

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Vuoi iniziare?

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O vuoi che inizi io?

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Voglio che inizi tu

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Vabbene

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uh

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Che cazzo?

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Queste sono delle pinze per i capezzoli

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Oh si. E' una bella senzazione

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Ugh! Farà schifo!

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Non andare troppo forte con l'elettricità

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Ok?

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Aumenta l'elettricità solo di poco

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Ok? E io..

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*AHHH*

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BRUTTA PUTTANA!

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sono fortunato che sia caduto

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perchè ha bisogno di un circuito per funzionare

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okay

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"bop it to start"

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35, sei pronto?

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ok

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"bop it"

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oh mio dio

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"twist it"

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è terrificante

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"pull it"

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"twist it"

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non voglio...

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"bop it"

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"Whaaat?"

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"bop it like you mean it"

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è così brutto?

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oh no

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io non..io avrò

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un attacco di panico facendolo

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ok

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è il mio turno

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è il mio turno

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zitto

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record!

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35

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lo sta tenendo nella mano sbagliata

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"bop it"

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"whaaat?"

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"bop it like you mean it"

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gesù cristo

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l'ho Boppato!

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no non l'hai fatto

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record 35

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ma che cazzo?

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non funziona con me!

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se devi bopparlo...

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semplicemente fai così

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non muovere quella mano

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okay?

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oh

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"bop it"

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"twist it"

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ci siamo

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"pull it"

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"cradle it"

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ma che cazz

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cos'è cragling it?!

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merda!

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quello ha fatto male

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oh no!

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fa male dopo

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vero?

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ohh

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questo è stato più forte dell'ultima volta

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no no non lo era

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non lo era

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oh i miei

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fottutamente dolci

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capezzoli

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ci stò

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i miei capezzoli sono appiccicosi

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vaffanculo

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non sono abbastanza bravo a questo

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per farlo

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"twist it"

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"pull it"

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"hammer it"

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"pull it"

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oh! non posso accenderlo

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non farlo..

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non posso accenderli

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le mie mani sono così sudate

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bene..così fottutamente..

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male

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metti quelli

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rimettili a posto

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rimettili a posto

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rimettili a posto

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non puoi

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rimettili-a-posto

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lasciami stare

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rimettili-a-posto

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fermati!

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ce l'ho fatta!

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adesso ce lo passiamo

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"pass it"

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"pass it"

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"hammer it"

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"drink it"

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"selfie it"

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"selfie it"

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fai cosi schifo a quello

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"pass it"

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che cazzo sta succedendo?

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"twist it"

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"pass it"

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"comb it" che hai di sbagliato?

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che cosa ha detto?

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tu rumoroso figlio di puttana

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fammi provare

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no

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dai

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dai

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ah! mannaggia a Gesù Cristo

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fà male!

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Gesù

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cazzo odio questo

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e sta' zitto quando lo passi...

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tipo...

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OH MIO DIO!

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e quello tipo "boop it"

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COSA?!

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"bop it"

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"twist it"

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"pull it"

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"hammer it "

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"bop it"

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"hammer it "

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"record 35"

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è così strano!

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NO! comincio io stavolta cazzo

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perchè tu prendi tutti quelli facili all'inizio

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tipo

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bop it pull it

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twist it hammer it fottuta puttana

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l'ho sentito qui, e qui

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è così strano

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NO!

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vai via

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stronzo bastardo

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"bop it"

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"hammer it"

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oh! questo ha fatto male

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"whip it"

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"pass it"

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non ho nemmeno--

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ah cazz--

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ANCORA!

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Tu con il fottuto

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WEAHAHAHA!

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basta

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è così strano

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dovremmo solo cominciare--non toccare--

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non toccarmi!

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dovremmo iniziare a pomiciare

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fermo

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basta

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fer--

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perchè non mettiamo

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Pin Brad giù

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sui suoi testicoli

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vaffanculo raga

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scrivi nei commenti se pensi che dovremmo testicolare Brad

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No!

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Bene, grazie tanto ragazzi per aver visto questo video

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se ti è piaciuto

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dai un pugno a Felix in faccia

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ogni volta che lo incontri per strada

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e

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batti-cinque dappertutto

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a dopo

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torna nel tuo paese...

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fottuta puttana