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*Poodiepie ser ut av vinduet dramatisk

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(Jeg må si at dette er en veldig fin start på videoen Poods)

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*angrer på livsvalgene sine

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"Hvis bare jeg hadde hatt en venn..."

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"...å leke med."

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Fortell meg...

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Baby.

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Er sjangsene mine ødelagt?

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Hvorfor måtte du...

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forlate meg..

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For meg selv...

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... Alene ...

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Alt jeg vil er...

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At du skal komme tilbake hjem.

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Hei hvordan går det Bro's

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mitt navn er Pew-

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-eeeewwwww-

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Grønn Pewdiepie

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Grønn Pewdiepie er her

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*latter*

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Vi skal spille 'bop it.

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Jeg har aldri spilt det før, og hvis du ikke vet det

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hovedsaklig...

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gjør du det som står.

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Enten vri den

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Dra den

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*biper*

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*stillhet*

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Bob it!

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Bob it.

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Men!

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Vi skal spille... på den ekte måten

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Det er en tvist

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Hei se.

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Det er grønne Pewdiepie.

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Kult

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hva f*** er dette.

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Oi wow!

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Takk!

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Takk Pewdiepie, nummer 3.

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Hvis du feiler

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Vil brystvortene dine få støt

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Vil du starte!?

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eller vil du at jeg skal starte?

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Jeg vil at du skal starte.

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Greit.

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*Ler*

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Uh..

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Hva faen?

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De er faktisk brystvorte klemmere

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Å ja. Det føles flott.

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Ugh! Dette kommer til å suge!

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Ikke gå for hardt på meg

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Greit?

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Bare gå opp litt

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Greit? Og jeg vil...

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*gasp*

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Din jævla tispe!

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Jeg er heldig den datt av

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Fordi den trenger å kretse får å virke.

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*Poods slapper rompe*

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Greit.

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Bop den for å starte.

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*igjen*

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tretti-fem. ''klar?''

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Okei?

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Bob den.

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Herregud

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Vri den

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Dette er skummelt

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Dra den

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Vri den

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Jeg vil ikke..

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Bob it.

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Hvaa?

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Bop den som om du mener det.

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Aahhhhhh!!

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AAHHHH!!

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Ah.. Ah!

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Ah

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*Jack Ler*

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Ah.. Uh..

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Er det så ille?!

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Å nei

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Je-Jeg kommer til

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å få et jævla panikk atakk ved å gjøre dette

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''okei''. ''Har du--''

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Det er min tur..

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Det er min tur

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Hold kjeft.

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Highscore!

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Tretti-fem

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Han holder det i feil arm

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*ler*

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Bop den

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Hvaa?!

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Bop den som om-

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*arghhhh!*

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Jesus Kristus!

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Jeg boppet den!

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Highscore Tretti-fem

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Fikk deg akkurat- Bop den

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-hvor jeg ville.

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Ugh!!

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Hva faen?!

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Den virker ikke får meg!

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Hvis du skal bop it..

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Bare gjør det sånn her

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Ikke beveg denne hånda

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Okei?

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Å..

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Bob it.

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Who ho!

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Tvist den

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Der ja.

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Dra den

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Vugg den

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Hva f-?

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Hva er å vugge den?!

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Det var riktig

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Gahhh!

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Jævla drit!

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Å

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Den der svidde

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Å nei!

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Det gjør vondt etterhvert

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Ikke sant?

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Ohh

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Det var mye større enn den forrige gang.

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Nei, nei den var ikke det

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Den var ikke det

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Fy

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jævla, søte

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"twisty-nips!"

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Jeg er opphengt i det

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*Pewds ler som en kødd *

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Jeg holder meg med brystvortene mine.

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Faen ta deg

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*ler som en gris*

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Jævla

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Jeg

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Jeg er ikke god nok på dette

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Heeei

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Å gjøre det.

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Ho hoo

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Vri den

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Dra den

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Hamre den

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*ler*

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Dra den

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Oh!

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*ler*

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Å, jeg kan ikke vri den!

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Ikke gjør-

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Jeg kan ikke vri de

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hendene mine er for svett!

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Vell så jævlig

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dumt.

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Putt de

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på igjen

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Putt de på igjen!

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Putt de på igjen.

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Du kan ikke-

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Putt de på igjen

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-la meg være alene

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Putt de på igjen!

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*latter i bakgrunnen*

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Oho, oho, ohh!

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STOPP! Stopp

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Jeg gjore det!

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Vi gir den vidre

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Bop it.

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med handling

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Hva?

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Handling

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Gi den vidre

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Gi den vidre

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Ohhh!

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Ohoho- hamre den! -hohoh

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Drikk den

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*rap*

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Selfie den

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*ler*

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Selfie den

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Du er så dårlig i det

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Gi den vidre

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Hva faen skjer?

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Vri den

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Whoa!

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Gi den vidre

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AUUUU!!!!!

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Kam den. Hva feiler-

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det deg?

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Hva sa den?

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Din jævla høylytte sønn av en tispe!

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La meg prøve

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Nei

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Kom igjen

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Kom igjen x2

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Ah, jævla Jesus Kristus

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*ler*

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Agh!

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Det suger!

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Jesus

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jeg faen meg hater dette

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...... og hold faen meg kjeft når du sender den vidre

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Det er sånn:

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"Å HERREGUD!"

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Den er sånn "bop den"

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"HVA?!"

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*ler*

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Bop den

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Vri den

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Dra den

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Hamre den

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Oh hoo!

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Bop den

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Hamre den

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Yaaaao

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Åh

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Du vet-

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*ler*

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Highscore tretti-fem

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*ler*

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Det er så rart!

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*ler*

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Bare..

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Oh hohohooh

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Nei, jeg starter faen meg denne gangen

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Fordi du får alltid de enkle på starten

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Den er sånn:

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"Bop den, dra den

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Vri den,  hammre den- jævla tispe

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Ohhh!!

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*LER*

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Jeg følte det her og her

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Det er så rart!

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NEI!

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Gå bort

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ditt jævla rasshøl

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Bop den

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Hamre den

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Hva?!

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*små latter*

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Du vet, som vær eneste- AgHH

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*ler*

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Å, den der sugde!

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Pisk den

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Gi den vidre

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ÅH *ler*

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ÅH

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Jeg gjore ikke-

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Ahh FFF..

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IGJEN!

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Du med den jævla..

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*LER*

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Stopp

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Det er så rart

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Vi burde bare begynne-

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Ikke rør meg!

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Vi burde bare begynne å kline

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Stopp

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Stopp

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Sto-

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Hva om vi putter

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Pin Brad ned

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Putter det på testiklene hans

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Faen ta dere

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Ohhh

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Skriv i kommentarene hvis du synes vi skal testikle Brad

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Nei!

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OH!

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Tusen takk for at du så på denne videoen

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Hvis du likte den..

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Boks Felix i ansiktet

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når du møter han på gaten :)

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Og..

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High-five'er overalt

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Ser deg senere

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Gå tilbake til hjembyen din..

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din jævla tispe *get rekt