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*poods a gasit un nou senpai

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sau ceva?*

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"Daca as avea un prieten..."

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"...cu care sa ma joc"

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Spune-mi

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Draga

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Sunt cu sufletul la gură șansele mele?

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De ce a trebuit

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Sa ma lasi

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De unul sigur

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Singur

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Tot ce am vrut

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E sa vii inapoi acasa

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Hey, ce faceti fratilor

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Numele meu e Pew-

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--Eeeewwwww--  TOP OF THE MORNING!

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Pewdiepie verde

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Pewdiepie verde e aici

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*rade*

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O sa ne jucam "Bop it"

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Nu am mai jucat niciodata, si daca nu stii

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Pe scurt

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Faci ce iti zice

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Il invarti

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Tragi

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*beeps*

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Bop it

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Dar

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Noi o vom juca in varianta adevarata

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Fi atent

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Este Pewdipe cel verde

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Super

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Ce dracu e asta

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Oh wow

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Multumesc

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Multumesc Pewdiepie numarul 3

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Daca gresesti

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Sfarcurile tale vor fi electrocutate

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Vrei sa incepei tu

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Sau vrei ca eu sa incep eu

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Vreau ca tu sa incepi

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Prea bine

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*Rade*

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Uh

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Ce dracu

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Astea chiar sunt cleme pentru sfarcuri

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Oh da Se simt minunat

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Ugh O sa se blocheze

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Nu ma lua prea tare

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Prea bine

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Da-l putin mai tare

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Prea bine , asa am sa fac

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Nenorocitule

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Sunt norocos ca au cazut

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Pentru ca au nevoie de un circuit sa functiioneze

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Prea bine

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Pocneste-l sa inceapa

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"din nou"

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35 Esti pregatit

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Bine

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Pocneste-l

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Dumnezeule

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Invarte-l

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Este infricosator

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Trage-l

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Invarte-l

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Numai vreau

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Pocneste-l

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Wuut

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Pocneste-l cum trebuie

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Ahhhh

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Ahhhhhh

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Ah... Ah

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Agh

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E chiar atat de rau

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Oh nu

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Eu nu ~ o sa am

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un atac de panica facand asta

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Bine daca tu

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Randul meu

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Randul meu

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Gura

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Cel mai bun scor poti face asta Jack

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35

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Il tine in mana gresita

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Pocneste-l

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Wuut

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Pocneste-l cum ar ~ REKT

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Doamne Dumnezeule

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L-am pocnit

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Ba nu

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Cel mai bun scor 35

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Ou da , bitul asta

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Te-am prins bine

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Exact unde trebuie

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Ce dracu

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Nu functioneaza la mine

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Daca il pocnesti

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Fa exact asa

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Nu misca mana

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Bine

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Oh

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Pocneste-l

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Whoo ho

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Invarte-l

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Asa da

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Trage-l

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Leagana-l

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Ce dumnezeu

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Ce inseamna sa-l legan Cee

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A fost bine

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Da-l dracu

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Oh

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Ou nu

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Chiar doare

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Nu-i asa

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Ohh

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Asta a fost mai dureros decat cel dinainte

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Nu n-a fost

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N-a fost

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Oh my

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Promit

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Infartitor de urechi

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Ma bag

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Eu raman la sfarcuri

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Du-te dracu

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La naiba

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Eu

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Eu nu sunt indeajuns de bun la asta

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Heey

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Sa fac asta

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Invarte-l

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Trage-l

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Da cu ciocanul

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Trage-l

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Oh nu pot sa-l invart

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N-o fa

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Nu pot sa-l invart

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Mainile mele sunt prea alunecoase

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Ei bine , al dracului de

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Rau

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Punele

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Punele inapoi

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Pune-le inapoi

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Pune-le inapoi

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Nu poti

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PUNE-LE INAPOI

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Lasa-ma sa le agat

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Pune-le inapoi

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O sa ma doara

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Stai

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Gata

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O sa-l pasam

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In regula ?

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Ce

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Loveste-l

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Bea

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Fa-ti un selfie

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Selfie it

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Nu esti bun la asta

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Ce dracu se intampla

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Invarte-l

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Haidee

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Ce-i inneregula

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Cu tine

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Ce-a zis?

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Esti prea galacius fiu de catea

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Lasa-ma sa incerc

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Nu

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Haide

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Haide

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Ah.. Doamne Dumnezeule

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Asta e de rahat

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Doamne

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Urasc asta

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Taci din gura cand il pasezi

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E ca si cum

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DUMNEZEULEEE

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E ca si cum "loveste-l"

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CEEE

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Loveste-l

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Invarte-l

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Trage-l

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Da cu ciocanul

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Loveste-l

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Da cu ciocanul

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Stii tu cand

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Cel mai bun scor 35

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E atat de ciudat

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Doar

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Nu , eu incep eu de data asta

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Pentru ca inceputul e cel mai usor

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Ca si cum

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Loveste-l  ,Trage-l

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Invarte-l , da-i cu ciocanul

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L-am simtit aici , si aici

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A fost atat de ciudat

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NU

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PLEACA

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Nenorocitule

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Loveste-l

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Da cu ciocanul

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Wut

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Stii tu cand de fiecare data AAGhh

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Ohh asta chiar a fost nasoala

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Da cu biciul

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Doamne Dumnezeule

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Ce Dra~

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L-AM PASAT

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Nici macar nu am ~

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Din nou

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Tu cu nenorocitul de

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WEAHAHAHA

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STAI

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Este ciudat

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Noi trebuia doar sa incepem ~ Nu ma atinge

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NU MA ATINGE

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Ar trebui sa iesim impreuna

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Stai

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STAI

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Sta~ hah~

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Ce-ar fi sa il punem lui

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Pin Brad acolo jos

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Peste testicule "NU"

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Du-va dracu baieti

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Phh

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Scrieti voi in comentari daca ar trebui sa i le punem pe testiculele lui Brad

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NU

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Oh

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Ei bine , multumesc pentru vizionare

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Daca ti-a placut

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Da-i un pumn in fata lui Felix

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Oriunde il intalniti pe strada

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SI

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Bate-ti palma peste tot

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Ne mai vedem

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Pleaca in tara ta

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Nenorocitule