WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: sk 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.020 *poods si nájde nového senpai-a* 00:00:02.020 --> 00:00:04.020 00:00:06.280 --> 00:00:06.780 00:00:06.780 --> 00:00:08.560 Keby som len mal kamaráta... 00:00:08.800 --> 00:00:09.720 ... s ktorým by som sa hral. 00:00:10.440 --> 00:00:11.400 Povedz mi... 00:00:11.400 --> 00:00:12.440 Baby. 00:00:12.440 --> 00:00:15.000 Sú moje šance premárnené? 00:00:15.000 --> 00:00:17.180 Prečo si ma musel... 00:00:17.180 --> 00:00:18.340 nechať... 00:00:18.340 --> 00:00:19.540 Samého... 00:00:19.600 --> 00:00:21.520 00:00:22.100 --> 00:00:23.860 Všetko čo chcem je... 00:00:23.880 --> 00:00:26.400 Aby si prišiel naspäť domov. 00:00:26.400 --> 00:00:27.520 Hey, how's it going bro's. (jeho pozdrav som nechcela meniť) 00:00:27.520 --> 00:00:28.580 Moje meno je Pew-- 00:00:28.580 --> 00:00:29.500 --Eeeewwwww-- 00:00:29.500 --> 00:00:30.360 Zelený Pewdiepie. 00:00:30.360 --> 00:00:31.620 Zelený Pewdiepie je tu. 00:00:31.620 --> 00:00:32.400 *smiech* 00:00:32.400 --> 00:00:33.640 Budeme hrať 'bop it'. 00:00:33.640 --> 00:00:35.860 Nikdy som to predtým nehral, a keď neviete- 00:00:35.860 --> 00:00:36.760 V podstate... 00:00:36.760 --> 00:00:37.820 Urobíš to, čo ti to prikáže. 00:00:37.820 --> 00:00:38.780 Zakrúť to. 00:00:38.880 --> 00:00:39.400 Potiahni to. 00:00:39.560 --> 00:00:40.680 *tá vec vydá divný zvuk* 00:00:41.040 --> 00:00:41.540 WUT IZ DYZ. 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:42.500 Udri to. 00:00:42.500 --> 00:00:43.140 Udri to. 00:00:43.540 --> 00:00:44.040 Ale! 00:00:44.040 --> 00:00:46.020 My to budeme hrať... inak. 00:00:46.020 --> 00:00:46.920 Tu je ten twist. 00:00:47.280 --> 00:00:48.080 Hej, pozri. 00:00:48.080 --> 00:00:49.660 Tu je zelený PewDiePie *príde ten boi* 00:00:49.920 --> 00:00:50.480 Super. 00:00:50.780 --> 00:00:51.280 *čo to kurva je* 00:00:51.500 --> 00:00:52.140 Oh, wow! 00:00:52.400 --> 00:00:53.240 Ďakujem! 00:00:53.240 --> 00:00:54.920 Ďakujem, Pewdiepie číslo 3. 00:00:56.320 --> 00:00:57.440 Keď zlyháš... 00:00:57.440 --> 00:00:59.180 Tvoje bradavky budú zelektrizované. 00:00:59.180 --> 00:01:00.340 Chceš začať!? 00:01:00.340 --> 00:01:02.180 Alebo chceš, aby som začal ja? 00:01:02.660 --> 00:01:04.100 Chcem, aby si začal ty. 00:01:04.100 --> 00:01:04.700 Dobre. 00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:05.720 *smeje sa* 00:01:05.720 --> 00:01:06.320 Uh. 00:01:06.320 --> 00:01:07.400 Čo to kurva?! 00:01:07.400 --> 00:01:09.040 Toto sú naozajstné svorky na bradavky. 00:01:09.040 --> 00:01:10.380 Oh, áno. Sú dobré. 00:01:10.380 --> 00:01:11.940 Ugh! Toto bude hrozné! 00:01:11.940 --> 00:01:13.300 Nechoď na mňa zhurta. 00:01:13.300 --> 00:01:13.800 Dobre? 00:01:13.800 --> 00:01:15.040 Choď trošku vyššie. 00:01:15.040 --> 00:01:15.940 Dobre? A ja budem... 00:01:15.940 --> 00:01:16.440 *zalape po dychu* 00:01:16.440 --> 00:01:17.480 Ty zasraná pobehlica! 00:01:17.480 --> 00:01:18.520 Mám šťastie, že to spadlo. 00:01:18.520 --> 00:01:20.260 Pretože to potrebuje obvod, aby to pracovalo. 00:01:20.260 --> 00:01:20.760 *poods do toho buchne* 00:01:20.760 --> 00:01:21.260 Dobre. 00:01:21.260 --> 00:01:21.960 Udri to aby to začalo. 00:01:21.960 --> 00:01:23.040 *znova do toho buchne* 00:01:23.040 --> 00:01:23.780 Tridsaťpäť. Pewds: Si pripravený? 00:01:24.360 --> 00:01:24.920 Okay? 00:01:25.920 --> 00:01:26.420 Udri to. (čiže udri to) 00:01:27.440 --> 00:01:28.140 Ó môj bože. 00:01:28.140 --> 00:01:28.780 Zakrúť to. 00:01:29.260 --> 00:01:30.240 Toto je hrozné. 00:01:30.240 --> 00:01:30.800 Potiahni to. 00:01:32.180 --> 00:01:32.680 Skrúť to. 00:01:32.680 --> 00:01:33.380 *narieka* 00:01:33.440 --> 00:01:34.040 Ja nechcem... 00:01:34.160 --> 00:01:34.660 Udri to. 00:01:35.260 --> 00:01:35.760 WUT? 00:01:35.900 --> 00:01:37.420 Udri to ako naozaj. 00:01:37.840 --> 00:01:38.560 Aaahhh... 00:01:38.560 --> 00:01:39.080 Aaahhh~ 00:01:39.340 --> 00:01:40.140 Ah... ah. 00:01:40.420 --> 00:01:40.920 Agh. 00:01:40.920 --> 00:01:41.560 *smeje sa* 00:01:41.560 --> 00:01:42.300 Agh... ugh. 00:01:42.500 --> 00:01:43.460 Je to naozaj až tak zlé? 00:01:44.040 --> 00:01:44.540 Ó, nie. 00:01:44.540 --> 00:01:45.040 Ja nie- ja budem... 00:01:45.040 --> 00:01:47.420 ... mať zasraný záchvat paniky keď to urobím. 00:01:53.800 --> 00:01:54.360 Okay. Robil si- 00:01:54.360 --> 00:01:54.940 Jack: Som na rade. Pewds: Počul som... 00:01:54.940 --> 00:01:55.700 Som na rade. 00:01:55.720 --> 00:01:56.220 Buď ticho. 00:01:56.220 --> 00:01:57.000 Highscore! 00:01:57.000 --> 00:01:57.800 Tridsaťpäť. 00:01:57.800 --> 00:01:59.100 On to drží v zlej ruke. 00:01:59.100 --> 00:01:59.960 *chichoce sa* 00:01:59.980 --> 00:02:00.480 Udri to. 00:02:00.480 --> 00:02:00.980 ČO? 00:02:01.440 --> 00:02:02.180 Udri to ako- 00:02:02.180 --> 00:02:03.160 *Jack sa extrémne zúri* 00:02:03.160 --> 00:02:04.240 Jack: Ježiši Kriste! Tá vec: Nula bodov. 00:02:04.240 --> 00:02:05.360 Udrel som to! 00:02:05.360 --> 00:02:05.860 00:02:06.020 --> 00:02:07.700 Highscore tridsaťpäť. 00:02:07.940 --> 00:02:08.440 *normálne že mám eargasm z tej hudby* 00:02:09.620 --> 00:02:10.460 *stále* Tá vec: Udri to. 00:02:10.460 --> 00:02:11.260 --kde som chcel 00:02:11.560 --> 00:02:12.120 Ugh! 00:02:12.120 --> 00:02:13.320 Čo to kurva?! 00:02:13.320 --> 00:02:15.500 Mne to nefunguje! 00:02:15.540 --> 00:02:16.520 Keď to udrieš... 00:02:16.520 --> 00:02:17.220 Urob to takto. 00:02:17.220 --> 00:02:18.380 Nehýb tou rukou. 00:02:18.380 --> 00:02:18.880 Fajn? 00:02:18.880 --> 00:02:19.380 Oh. 00:02:20.660 --> 00:02:21.160 Udri to. 00:02:21.760 --> 00:02:22.260 00:02:22.260 --> 00:02:22.760 Whooo ho! 00:02:22.760 --> 00:02:23.400 Zakrúť to. 00:02:24.400 --> 00:02:25.080 Takto. 00:02:25.080 --> 00:02:25.640 Tá vec: Potiahni to. 00:02:26.740 --> 00:02:27.320 Kolísaj tým. 00:02:27.320 --> 00:02:27.820 *plačúce decko* 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:28.960 Čo to ku-- 00:02:28.960 --> 00:02:30.520 Čo to znamená KOLÍSAJ tým?! 00:02:30.520 --> 00:02:31.400 Týpek za kamerou: To bolo správne 00:02:31.400 --> 00:02:31.900 Gahhh! 00:02:32.100 --> 00:02:33.380 Skurvená sprostosť! 00:02:33.980 --> 00:02:34.480 Oh! 00:02:34.480 --> 00:02:35.760 To bolo boľavé. 00:02:35.760 --> 00:02:36.600 Ó nie! 00:02:36.600 --> 00:02:37.660 Bolí to po tom. 00:02:37.660 --> 00:02:38.160 Nie? 00:02:38.160 --> 00:02:38.660 Ohh~ 00:02:38.660 --> 00:02:40.200 Toto bolo o veľa väčšie ako to predtým. 00:02:40.200 --> 00:02:41.340 Nie. Nie. Nebolo. 00:02:41.340 --> 00:02:41.980 Nebolo. 00:02:41.980 --> 00:02:42.480 Ó môj- 00:02:42.480 --> 00:02:43.440 Skurvená-- slatká-- Pewds: sľubujem 00:02:43.440 --> 00:02:44.180 Zakrúť bradavkami! 00:02:44.180 --> 00:02:44.820 Už som v tom. 00:02:44.820 --> 00:02:45.360 *uchechtne sa* 00:02:45.360 --> 00:02:46.340 Ja sa držím so svojimi bradavkami. 00:02:46.340 --> 00:02:46.860 Naser si. 00:02:46.860 --> 00:02:47.360 *odfrkne si* 00:02:47.360 --> 00:02:47.860 Skurvená-- 00:02:48.100 --> 00:02:48.600 Ja- 00:02:48.600 --> 00:02:50.080 Ja v tom nie som dobrý. 00:02:50.080 --> 00:02:50.720 Heeyy~ 00:02:50.780 --> 00:02:51.660 Urobiť to. 00:02:51.824 --> 00:02:52.324 *ten ksicht* 00:02:52.500 --> 00:02:53.080 Ho ho. 00:02:53.080 --> 00:02:53.580 Zakrúť to. 00:02:55.040 --> 00:02:55.540 Potiahni to. 00:02:56.820 --> 00:02:57.460 Udri tým ako s kladivom. (wut?) 00:02:58.160 --> 00:02:58.800 *smiech* 00:02:58.800 --> 00:02:59.360 Potiahni to. 00:02:59.780 --> 00:03:00.280 Oh! 00:03:00.720 --> 00:03:01.880 *chichoce sa* 00:03:02.000 --> 00:03:03.400 Oh! Ja to neviem zakrútiť! 00:03:03.540 --> 00:03:04.420 Neurob- 00:03:04.500 --> 00:03:05.320 Ja tým neviem zakrútiť, 00:03:05.320 --> 00:03:06.760 moje ruky sa príliš potia! 00:03:06.760 --> 00:03:07.880 Tak... príliš skurvene... 00:03:07.880 --> 00:03:08.840 Jack: Agh! Pewds: zlé. 00:03:08.840 --> 00:03:09.400 Daj si tie... 00:03:09.400 --> 00:03:09.900 Daj si ich naspäť! 00:03:09.900 --> 00:03:10.920 Daj si ich naspäť. 00:03:10.920 --> 00:03:11.820 Daj si ich naspäť. 00:03:11.840 --> 00:03:12.340 Ty nemôžeš- 00:03:12.340 --> 00:03:12.840 Daj. Ich. Naspäť. 00:03:12.840 --> 00:03:13.760 Nechaj ma- 00:03:13.760 --> 00:03:14.380 Daj. Ich. Naspäť! 00:03:14.420 --> 00:03:14.920 *dá si ich na uši* 00:03:15.060 --> 00:03:15.920 He.. he.. he... 00:03:15.980 --> 00:03:17.280 Oho! Oh! Ho! *ten ksicht* 00:03:17.280 --> 00:03:17.780 Prestaň! 00:03:18.240 --> 00:03:18.940 Urobil som to! 00:03:19.200 --> 00:03:19.780 Prešli sme tým. 00:03:19.780 --> 00:03:20.280 Tá vec: Udri to s opatrením. 00:03:20.280 --> 00:03:21.220 akčne 00:03:21.220 --> 00:03:21.860 Čo? 00:03:22.140 --> 00:03:22.640 Akčne. 00:03:22.640 --> 00:03:23.140 Tá vec: Podaj to. 00:03:24.260 --> 00:03:24.820 Podaj to. 00:03:25.280 --> 00:03:25.840 Oohh~ 00:03:25.900 --> 00:03:27.120 Hohohohoo! Tá vec: Udri ako s kladivom. 00:03:28.240 --> 00:03:28.880 Vypi to. 00:03:29.220 --> 00:03:29.720 *grgnutie* 00:03:30.360 --> 00:03:31.080 Urob s tým selfie. 00:03:31.440 --> 00:03:32.080 *smiech* 00:03:32.080 --> 00:03:32.620 Urob s tým selfie. 00:03:32.620 --> 00:03:33.540 Ty si v tom tak hrozný. 00:03:33.560 --> 00:03:34.120 Podaj to. 00:03:34.120 --> 00:03:35.340 Čo sa kurva deje?! 00:03:35.340 --> 00:03:35.900 Zakrúť to. 00:03:36.640 --> 00:03:37.200 Whoa! 00:03:37.200 --> 00:03:37.700 Podaj to. 00:03:38.060 --> 00:03:39.060 Owww!!! 00:03:39.280 --> 00:03:39.780 Tá vec: Česaj to. 00:03:39.780 --> 00:03:40.280 S tebou?! 00:03:40.340 --> 00:03:41.620 Čo to povedalo?! 00:03:41.620 --> 00:03:43.460 Ty hlasný zasraný zkurvysyn! 00:03:43.460 --> 00:03:44.020 Nechaj ma to skúsiť. 00:03:44.020 --> 00:03:44.520 Nie. 00:03:44.520 --> 00:03:45.060 No tak. 00:03:45.060 --> 00:03:45.640 No tak. 00:03:46.420 --> 00:03:48.340 Ah! Skurvený- Ježiši Kriste! 00:03:48.360 --> 00:03:49.300 *huehuehue* 00:03:49.300 --> 00:03:50.100 Agh! 00:03:50.100 --> 00:03:51.520 To je blbé! 00:03:51.660 --> 00:03:52.160 Ježiš. 00:03:52.160 --> 00:03:53.200 Ja to tak nenávidím. 00:03:53.680 --> 00:03:56.400 A drž ústa keď to podáš... 00:03:56.400 --> 00:03:56.900 Je to ako... 00:03:56.900 --> 00:03:58.020 Ó MÔJ BOŽE! 00:03:58.020 --> 00:03:59.000 Je to ako 'udri to'. 00:03:59.000 --> 00:03:59.600 ČO?! 00:03:59.600 --> 00:04:00.320 *smiech* 00:04:00.500 --> 00:04:01.000 Udri to. 00:04:01.000 --> 00:04:02.480 *Poods a Jack tancujú ako idioti* 00:04:02.480 --> 00:04:03.120 Zakrúť to. 00:04:04.060 --> 00:04:04.620 Potiahni to. 00:04:05.520 --> 00:04:06.240 Buchni tým ako s kladivom. 00:04:06.720 --> 00:04:07.440 Oh HOoo~ 00:04:07.780 --> 00:04:08.280 Udri to. 00:04:09.340 --> 00:04:10.060 Buchni tým ako s kladivom. 00:04:10.960 --> 00:04:11.680 YOOoowww! 00:04:11.680 --> 00:04:12.180 Oh. 00:04:12.180 --> 00:04:12.700 Tá vec: Ty vieš- 00:04:12.780 --> 00:04:16.180 *smiech* 00:04:16.180 --> 00:04:18.100 Highscore... tridsaťpäť... 00:04:18.100 --> 00:04:18.820 *smiech* 00:04:18.820 --> 00:04:19.800 To je tak divné! 00:04:19.820 --> 00:04:20.960 *smiech* 00:04:20.960 --> 00:04:21.520 Len... 00:04:21.520 --> 00:04:22.380 Ohh hohohoho! 00:04:22.380 --> 00:04:24.320 Nie! Tentokrát začnem ja. 00:04:24.320 --> 00:04:26.060 Pretože ty máš vždy tie najľahšie na začiatku. 00:04:26.060 --> 00:04:26.680 Je to ako... 00:04:26.680 --> 00:04:27.440 Udri to. Potiahni to. 00:04:27.440 --> 00:04:28.600 Zakrúť to. Udri tým ako kladivom. Pewds: Zasraná kurva. 00:04:29.360 --> 00:04:30.020 OOH! 00:04:30.020 --> 00:04:31.340 *smiech* 00:04:31.340 --> 00:04:32.840 Cítil som to tu, a tu. 00:04:32.840 --> 00:04:34.200 To bolo divné. 00:04:34.320 --> 00:04:34.820 NIE! 00:04:34.820 --> 00:04:35.600 Choď preč. 00:04:35.600 --> 00:04:36.800 Ty zasraný idiot. 00:04:37.020 --> 00:04:37.520 Udri to. 00:04:38.920 --> 00:04:39.640 Udri ako kladivom. 00:04:40.500 --> 00:04:41.000 WUT? 00:04:41.000 --> 00:04:41.500 Oh hoo~ 00:04:41.500 --> 00:04:43.080 Vieš ako všetky- 00:04:43.080 --> 00:04:44.380 *smiech* 00:04:44.480 --> 00:04:46.040 To jedno bolo hrozné. 00:04:46.260 --> 00:04:46.820 Šľahni tým. 00:04:47.160 --> 00:04:47.660 *zvuk plesku biča* 00:04:48.020 --> 00:04:48.580 Podaj druhému. 00:04:49.040 --> 00:04:49.780 *divný zvuk* 00:04:49.820 --> 00:04:51.740 *smiech* 00:04:51.940 --> 00:04:52.440 OH. 00:04:52.440 --> 00:04:53.240 Ani som to- 00:04:53.240 --> 00:04:53.880 A d- 00:04:55.560 --> 00:04:56.200 ZNOVA! 00:04:56.200 --> 00:04:57.280 Ty zase tým zasraným... 00:04:57.280 --> 00:04:58.660 *smiech* 00:04:59.200 --> 00:04:59.760 Prestaň. 00:04:59.760 --> 00:05:00.740 To je tak divné. 00:05:00.860 --> 00:05:01.680 Mohli by sme začať- Pewds: Nechytaj- 00:05:01.680 --> 00:05:02.700 Nechytaj ma! 00:05:02.700 --> 00:05:04.180 Mohli by sme sa začať bozkávať. 00:05:05.220 --> 00:05:05.780 Prestaň. 00:05:05.940 --> 00:05:06.500 Prestaň. 00:05:07.280 --> 00:05:07.940 *smiech* 00:05:10.060 --> 00:05:10.760 Čo keby sme to dali... 00:05:10.760 --> 00:05:11.880 Na Brada. 00:05:11.880 --> 00:05:13.000 Na jeho semenníky. Brad: NIE. 00:05:13.000 --> 00:05:13.820 Naserte si, vy dvaja. 00:05:13.820 --> 00:05:14.320 Oohh-- 00:05:14.320 --> 00:05:16.700 Napíšte do komentárov keď si myslíte, že by sme to mali vyskúšať na Bradovi. 00:05:16.760 --> 00:05:17.320 Nie! 00:05:17.820 --> 00:05:18.320 Oh! 00:05:18.320 --> 00:05:20.460 Tak, ďakujem vám za zhliadnutie tohoto videa. 00:05:20.460 --> 00:05:21.200 Keď sa vám páčilo... 00:05:21.400 --> 00:05:23.060 Udrite Felixa do tváre. 00:05:23.060 --> 00:05:24.440 Hocikedy keď ho stretnete na ulici. 00:05:24.980 --> 00:05:25.480 A... 00:05:25.480 --> 00:05:26.860 High-five's všade. 00:05:26.940 --> 00:05:27.920 Uvidíme sa nabudúce. 00:05:29.660 --> 00:05:31.140 Choď do svojej domovskej krajiny... 00:05:31.140 --> 00:05:32.580 Ty zasraná pobehlica.