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*poods yeni senpai ariyor

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veya öyle birsey?*

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"Eger bir arkadasim olsaydi..."

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"...onunla oynardim."

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Söyle bana...

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Bebegim.

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Sansim paramparça mi?

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Niçin...

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terkettin beni...

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Tek basima...

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... Yalniz ...

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Bütün istegim...

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Eve geri dönmen.

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"Hey nasil gidiyor kankalar."

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"Benim adim Pew--"

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"--Eeeewwww--" "GÜNAYDIN!(Jack'ten klise giris)"

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"Yesil Pewdiepie."

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"Yesil Pewdiepie burada."

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*ne*

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"Bopla' oynayacagiz."

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"Daha önce hiç oynamadim, ve bilmiyorsan--"

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"Basitçe..."

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"Dedigini yap."

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"Ya da bük."

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"Çek."

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<biip>

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*XDDDDDDDDDD*

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"Bopla."

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"Bopla."

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"Yalniz!"

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"Gerçek sekilde oynayacagiz."

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"Bir büküm var."

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"Hey bak."

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"Yesil pewdiepie." *Buraya gel göt oglan.*

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"Çok iyi."

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"Bu ne böyle"

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"Oh vay canina emjan 500k olmus!"

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"Tesekkür ederim!"

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"Tesekkür ederim sana, 3 numarali Pewdiepie."

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Eğer kaybedersen

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"Meme uçlarin elektriklenecek."

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"Baslamak ister misin!?"

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"Ya da benim baslamami mi istersin?"

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"Senin baslamani istiyorum."

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Pekala

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*Gülüsmeler*

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"Ah."

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"Lanet olsun?"

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"Bunlar gerçekten meme kiskaçlari."

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"Ah evet. Muhtesem hissettiriyorlar."

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"Ah! Berbat olacak."

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"Beni çok zorlama."

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"Tamam mi?"

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"Sadece birazcik ilerlet."

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"Pekala? Ve ben..."

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<Nefesi kesilir>

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"Seni lanet olasi sürtük!" *gebertecek*

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"Düstügü için sansliyim."

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"Çünkü çalismasi için bir devreye ihtiyaci var."

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"Pekala"

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"Bopla basliyor."

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*tekrar*

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Hazir misin?

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"Tamam."

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Bopla.

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"Aman tanrim."

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Bük.

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"Bu korkunç."

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Çek.

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Bük

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<sizlanma>

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"Istemiyorum..."

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Bopla.

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NE?

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Bopla, dedigin gibi.

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"Aahhhhhh..."

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"AAhhhhh"

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"Ah... Ah."

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"Ah."

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*Gülüsmeler*

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"Ah... uh.

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"O kadar kötü mü?"

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"Ah hayir."

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"Ben yokum-- Bunu yapinca..."

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"...panik atak geçirecegim."

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Uh jack bilmen gerekiyorki...

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Buraya geliceğini bildiğin için Felix bir haftadır "bop it" i çalışıyor

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"Tamam. Sende--"

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"Benim siram. Duydum..."

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"Benim siram."

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"Kapa çeneni."

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Rekor! *Yapabilirsin Jack*

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Otuzbes.

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"Yanlis elinde tutuyor."

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*kikirdamalar*

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Bopla.

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NE?

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Bopla-- *izgara olacak*

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*Jack asiri kudurdu*

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"Yüce Isa!" Skor sifir.

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"Bopladim!"

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*Hayir yapamadin*

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Rekor otuzbes.

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"Sag yakadim--" Bopla.

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"--istedigim yerde." Ah!

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"Ah!"

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"Lanet olasi!?

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"Benim için çalismiyor!"

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"Eger bop itleyeceksen..."

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"Aynen böyle yap."

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"Elini hareket ettirme."

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"Tamam mi?"

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"Oh."

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"Bopla."

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"Huu hu!"

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Bük.

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"Yapiyorsun."

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Çek.

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Besige yatir.

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*bebek aglamasi*

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"Lanet ol--"

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"Besige yatir ne?! NE?"

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"Hakliydi." *HAYIIR*

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"Ahh!"

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"Lanet olasi pislik!"

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"Ah!"

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"Bir yerim agriyor."

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"Ah hayir!"

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"Sonradan aciyor."

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"Degil mi?"

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"Ahh"

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"Bu geçen seferkinden bir sekilde daha büyüktü."

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"Hayir. Hayir. Degildi."

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"Degildi." (Yalan söylüyor)

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"Ah Benim"

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"Lanet olasi-- tatli--" "Söz veriyorum."

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"bükük-meme uçlarim!"

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"Ben varim."

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*Kikirdamalar*

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"Çimdiklenme konusunda israrciyim."

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"Siktir git."

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*homurdanmalar*

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"Kahrolasi--"

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"Ben--"

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"Yeterince iyi degilim."

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"Heeyy"

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"Yap bunu."

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*surata bak*

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"Ho hoo."

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Bük.

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Çek.

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Tokmakla.

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*Gülüsmeler*

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Çek.

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AH!

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*Kikirdamalar*

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"Ah. Bükemedim!"

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"Sakin yapma--"

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"Bükemedimm.."

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"Ellerim çok terledi!"

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"Pekala.. çok kötü.."

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"Ahh. Lanet olasi."

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"Yerlestir sunu..."

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"Onlari geri koy!"

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"Onlari geri koy."

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"Onlari geri koy." *Yerine koyar*

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"Sen beni--"

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"Yerlestir. Onlari."

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"Asili birakamazsin--"

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"Yerlestir. Onlari!"

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*aci verecek*

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"He.. he.. he..."

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"Oho! Oh! Hoo!!"

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"Dur!"

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"Yaptim!"

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"Geçiyoruz."

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Bop ile "Tamam?"

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aksiyon

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"Ne?"

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Aksiyon.

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Geç.

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Geç.

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"Aahh"

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"Hohohohoo!" Tokmakla.

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Iç.

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*gegirik*

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Selfie çek.

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*Gülüsmeler*

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Selfie çek. *terledim*

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"Bunda çok kötüydün."

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Geç.

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"Lanet olsun, neler oluyor?!"

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Bük.

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"Voha." *HADI GIDELIM*

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Geç.

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Ovvv!!!!

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Tara. "Senin--"

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"sorunun ne?!"

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"Ne dedi?!"

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"Siktigimin gürültücü piç kurusu seni!"

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"Izin ver deneyeyim."

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"Hayir."

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"Hadi."

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"Hadi."

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"Ah! Lanet olsun' Yüce Isa."

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*huehuehue*

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"AHH!"

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"Berbat!" *iyi iş*

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"Isa."

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"Bu isten nefret ediyorum."

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"Ve geçerken lanet olasi çeneni kapa..."

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"Böyle..."

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"AMAN TANRIM!"

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"Böyle bopla."

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"NE?!"

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"he he he..."

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Bopla.

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Bük.

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Çek.

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Tokmakla.

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"Hah haaa"

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Bopla.

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Tokmakla.

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Yovvv!

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"Ah." *ne*

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Biliyorsun-- *gerçekten?*

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*Gülüsmeler*

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Rekor... otuzbes...

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*Gülüsmeler*

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"Bu çok tuhaf!"

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*Gülüsmeler*

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"Demin..."

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"Ohh hohohoho!!"

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Hayir! Bu sefer ben foking ediyorum.

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Çünkü sen baslangiçta kolay olanlari aliyorsun.

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"Böyle..."

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"Bopla. Çek."

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"Bük. Tokmakla." "Lanet olasi fahise."

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"AHH!"

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"AHAHAHA..."

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"Burada ve burada hissettim."

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"Çok tuhafti."

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"HAYIR!"

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"Defol."

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"Lanet olasi pislik"

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Bopla.

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Tokmakla.

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NE?

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"Ah hayirr" *izgara olacak*

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Her defasinda---biliyor gibisin "Ahhhh--"

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*Gülüsmeler*

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"Ah! Bu berbatti."

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Kamçila.

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*vaaav*

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Geç.

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"Sikti--"

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"AH... AHAHAHA!"

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AH. *GEÇ!!!*

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"Ben bile yapamam--"

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"Ah sikt--"

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"Bir daha!"

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"Senin lanet olasi.."

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" WEAHAHAHA!!"lerin

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"Dur."

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"Bu çok tuhaf."

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"Sadece baslamaliyiz--" "Dokunma--"

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"Dokunma bana!"

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"Sevismeye baslamaliyiz."

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"Dur."

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"Dur."

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"Dur-- hah"

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"Ne dersiniz..."

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"Toplu İğne Brad'in altina"

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"Testislerinin üzerine koyalim." "HAYIR."

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"Siktirin gidin."

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"Aahh"

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Brad'i testislemeliyiz diye düsünüyorsan yorumlara yaz.

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"Hayir!"

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"AH!"

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"Pekala beyler, videoyu izlediginiz için çok tesekkür ederim."

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"Begendiyseniz..."

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"Felix'in yüzünü yumruklayin."

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"Ne zaman sokakta görürseniz."

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"Vee..."

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"Çak-besligin yaninda."

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"Ülkene geri dön..."

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"Seni lanet olasi sürtük.(Çeviri:Afro Kutay)

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Afro Kutay Kanalını Ziyaret Etmeyi Unutmayın