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如果我有一個朋友

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可以陪我玩

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♪告訴我♪

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♪寶貝♪

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♪我的機會告吹了嗎？♪

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♪為什麼你要♪

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♪離開我♪

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♪讓我♪

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♪好孤獨♪

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♪我全心全意想要♪

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♪你回家♪

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嘿最近怎麼樣兄弟們

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我的名字是Pew--

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P: （亂叫）
J: 最棒的早安！（Jack開場白）

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綠色Pewdiepie

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這裡是綠色Pewdiepie

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XDDD

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我們要玩"巴它"

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我以前從沒玩過它，如果你不知道這是什麼

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基本上...

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它說什麼你就做什麼

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扭它

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拉它

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*嗶嗶*

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巴它

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巴它

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但

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我們要用真正的方法玩它

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來個不同花樣

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嘿看！

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是綠色的Pewdiepie

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酷

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噢哇喔

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謝謝你

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謝謝你，Pewdiepie3號

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如果你失誤(遊戲)

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你的奶頭就會被電

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你想先開始嗎？

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還是你想要我先？

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我想要你先

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好喔

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你他媽這三小

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真的是奶頭夾欸

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噢耶，感覺真棒(๑´ㅂ`๑)

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喔！這一定會很恐怖

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不要對我太狠

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好嗎

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只要調一點點就好

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好嗎？我會……

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(ﾟдﾟ)

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你他媽賤貨

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幸好它掉了

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因為要讓它迴路流通

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好

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"要開始囉"

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來吧。你準備好了嗎？

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好了

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"巴它"

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我的天

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"扭它"

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這好恐怖

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"拉它"

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"扭它"

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我不想

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"巴它"

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"什麼"

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"我叫你巴它(┛`д´)┛"

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有那麼誇張嗎

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喔不

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我不-

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對於要做這種事我感到超他媽恐慌

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（無法編輯前面的框，剛那段的翻譯是：
「呃Jack我要讓你知道，
Felix已經練習"巴它"整整一週了，
因為知道你要來錄影。：）」）

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P: 我聽到……
J: 輪到我了

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J: 輪到我了

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J: 閉嘴

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"最高得分"

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"35"

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他拿錯隻手了

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"巴它"

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"什麼?"

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"我叫你-"啊啊啊啊

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"0分"
J: 我的老天

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我有巴它

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"最高得分：35"

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P: 要用你對的-
"巴它"

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"噢"

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噢

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他媽的三小

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這根本沒正常運作

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如果你想巴它

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要這樣巴

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別動那隻手

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好嗎？

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喔喔

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"巴它"

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唔喔

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"扭它"

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就是這樣

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"拉它"

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"搖它"

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三小

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為什麼爆了?!

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"沒錯"

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天殺的狗屎爛蛋

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噢

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剛剛的好有感覺

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噢不

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被電之後才會痛

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對吧？

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噢

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比上一次的電流還強

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不，我沒有調

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沒有

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噢

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J: 我親愛的-
P: 我發誓

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J: 奶頭

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P: 超棒的( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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我會堅守我的奶頭的

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去你的

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你這小王八

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J: 我還不太會玩這個

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P: 嘿～

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J: 就用那裡吧

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"扭它"

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"拉它"

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"鎚它"

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"拉它"

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噢

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噢我轉不了它

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不要轉

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我轉不動

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我流太多手汗

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P: 哇那真是

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P: 太他媽糟了
J: 啊啊

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把它們

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把它們放回去

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把它們放回去

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把它們放回去

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你不能

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放！回！去！

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讓我掛

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放！回！去！

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*乖乖放*

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停

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我停了

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我們來完傳接模式

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P: 好嗎?
"巴它"

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"行動"

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什麼？

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"行動"

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"傳它"

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"傳它"

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"鎚它"

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"喝它"

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"自拍"

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"自拍"

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你玩這個好弱

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"傳它"

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他媽的是怎樣

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"扭它"

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( • ̀ω•́ )

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"傳它"

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P: 你有啥
"梳它"

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P: 毛病

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它說什麼

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你他媽太大聲了這個賤人

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讓我試試

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不要

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來啦

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來啦

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噢！你他媽- 我的老天

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爛透了！

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天啊

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我他媽討厭這個

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你在傳的時候給我他媽閉嘴

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你就像

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「噢！我！的！天！」

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然後機器說"巴它"

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「什麼？」

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"巴它"

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"扭它"

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"拉它"

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"鎚他"

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"巴它"

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"鎚他"

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噢(๑´ㅂ`๑)

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"你知道"

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感覺好怪！

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不！我這次要他媽的先開始

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因為你把一開始的簡單指令都用光了

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就像

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J: 巴它、拉它

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J: 扭它、鎚他
P: 天殺的賤人

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我這裡和這裡都有感覺欸

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好奇怪

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不！

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滾！

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你這天殺的王八

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"巴它"

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"鎚它"

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"什麼?"

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噢！爛透了

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"鞭它"

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"傳它"

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三小

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(・∀・)

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我甚至沒-

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再一次！

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你天殺的-

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(・∀・)（學Felix笑聲）

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住手

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太奇怪了

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J: 我們該開始-

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P:別碰我！

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我們該開始

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住手

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住手

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J: 我們放些

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J: 圖釘和鐵釘

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J: 在他蛋蛋上如何？
？:  不要

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？:  你們去死

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哇喔

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如果你覺得我們應該要用鐵釘刺他蛋蛋，寫留言給我們

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不！

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噢！

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非常謝謝你們看這部影片

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如果你喜歡

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揍Felix臉一拳

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不管你在哪裡的街上遇到他

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到處擊掌（Jack的收尾台詞）

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晚點見

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滾回你的國家

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你這天殺的混蛋