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You messed up!

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Alright?

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You can make fun of Roblox

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ok??

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Y- you can make fun of Minecraft!

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BUT DON'T MAKE FUN OF

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s u p r e m e

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Do you like to show off to people that you are cool and make a lot of money?

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Do you want to look like this gentleman?

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Well just for a few hundred dollars...

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You can look like this gentleman!

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Clearly a bro.

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Or perhaps look like this!

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Veeery stylish~

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I was literally buying-eh some clothing online yesterday

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and I was looking at the prices and anything cool design that you wanna get...

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It's gonna cost you a couple hundred dollars.

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It's- and I like it. Like, a lot of it is cool.

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I'm not just... shitting completely on like brands or whatever.

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Some of it- some of it are generally well designed.

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Like I found this one.

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I'll fuck with this. It looks cool.

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But young adults don't make a lot of money.

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Like I have to- Not to be all elitist,

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but I have to be in like the 1% or something.

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12 Yr old bullied ballbag: I want to get overpriced clothing that show that I make a lot of money.

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What do you do?

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I collect my parents' allowance.

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He collects his parents'

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allowance

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That's a pretty- That's a pretty high profile.

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What the fuck is happening here?

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What the fuck? I didn't-

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Can you imagine- Um, having kids

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that just want to spend- you know, you work your whole life

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To save some money---you get kids, and you spend it all because they want to wear some branded clothing.

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Now this is by far nothing new.

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I remember back in when I was young everyone in Sweden had these

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stupid Canadian goose jackets

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That cost like at least a grand.

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And I remember if you go to the if you went to like the shady neighbourhoods in Sweden,

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They've literally tear that shit up

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They'll they'll come they'll come running and nab the sh- the jacket off you,

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and I remember it happened to my cousin.

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Yeah, if you're Swedish, you know these stupid J. Linda Berg sweaters my god

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Ah

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It was so hard for me to find this photo cuz I swear to God after a certain point anyone that had one of these

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Just burned it all. They burned it in shame.

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But the big brand you know these days is Supreme.

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And my God is it cringe to look at.

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What is wrong with people, ok?

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I don't mind the brand as much as I hate the culture around it.

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Ok?

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People wait literally for days!

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So it's not like people just spend a lot of money...

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They also just wait for days to get deez items.

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It's like the Szechuan sauce all over again.

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But why? Surely there must be a good reason.

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Hello, Boris (b u l l i e d  f a t  k i d). How are you?

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And why are you here today?

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To represent the s u 🅱️ r e m e culture (You're wearing north face though..)

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Really... It just confirms my theory that these branded clothings are literally just for little kids

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that got bullied and then now just want to buy their way into looking cool all the sudden to overcompensate.

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What is that culture?

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Today, we're celebrating North Face (You said su🅱️reme previously, dumbass).

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I don't mean to sound like a bully, but

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asdfghjkl

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Like Jesus

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I'm here for The North Face collab

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And what do you like about North Face?

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Nothing.(You dumb trend hopper piece of shit)

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Nothing, he likes nothing, yet he is still standing in the line!

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To buy The North Face why the fuck is North Face popular all of a sudden like why is that the brand?

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It's a fucking cold weather brand

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That's all it is. Why? We literally just have to wear them in Sweden

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It's not like...

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Ehhhh

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Where do you get the money to buy this?

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I work

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What do you do?

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He's...

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Did he just say, "I sell drugs"? (DEMONETIZED)

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People go into criminal activity to get access to these fine, fine brands!

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Do you like lining up is it fun?

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Not really

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No one enjoys it

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Everyone is just having a bad time

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The hype and the exclusivity... of it.

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The hype and the logo, that's great. That's great.

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Like I know I have the KAWS statues in the back...

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I didn't know that was a hypebeast thing.

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Everyones like, "Oh! Pewdiepie is a hypebeast!"

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I just appreciate art, ok?

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I just hate how they're ruined now because of these little kids

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okay, oh, it's

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Popular so it's cool because it's expensive~

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As a kid, I had a lot of North Face because my father used to buy it, so boom. That's like a childhood memory boom

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That's like a childhood memory boom. What a captivating story that was gripping

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I'm gonna get five sets of everything to resell

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Aren't you only allowed one set per person since it's one per person

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I have people waiting in line since yesterday and then from there. They give me my stuff and then they eat

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They all eat they eat the shirts

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It all makes sense now. They eat the shirts. I knew it.

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The Fontana Manor likes a little North Face Supreme collaboration. You know?

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It's a nice hat to go with everything you know what I mean?

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And this is North Face produced not Supreme produced. Not that there's nothin' wrong with dat. Supreme make good shit

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But you know.

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You know it's better than one brand?

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Two brands.

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Yeah. As many brands as possible. Please can we have,

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50 brands?

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Are you a Jordan fan?

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OD

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and how many NBA titles has he won?

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This is the air Jordan x Supreme collaboration. People... people love jordan. That's why they come out here.

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Do you know how many NBA titles? He's won?

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Nah, nah, not really too sure, nah.

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I  believe ten.

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Wrong

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Someone nearly got sliced in the face from standing in these supreme lines

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We see that from the corner of his nose to all the way to like, almost his ear that his face was slashed

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He was gushing blood. He's trying to hold his face together. This is said. This is the future 24 hours another slashing

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The victim was bleeding you thought the session one sauce was bad

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But the real question here is did he get the supreme shirt

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Anyone will take a slice to the face for a supreme shirt come on. Let's get real here guys

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He was a part of this crowd

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He lined up with other skateboard fanatics to buy t-shirts and sneakers so many skateboard fanatics all of a sudden

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Huh how about that?

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People just love skateboarding all of the sudden

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It's sort of become part of Supremes brand to just ehh... put their name on literally anything

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I'm sure you've seen the memes now. I didn't know that they were memeing themself which in in a way I can appreciate

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But the fact that people still buy them it's just ruins it it ruins the meme so supreme

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Just literally put out a brick a red brick with the supreme logo on it as a haha you guys are sheep

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You will literally buy anything and there you go a thousand dollars, which

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Surprise surprise didn't turn out to be maybe the best investment that you could make

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Oooooooh Wow...

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So he's getting the crowbar he needs to try that's really it the crowbar the Swiss Army knife

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Why did the girl burn because it's a fucking crowbar? What are you gonna do with that? Fucking nothing?

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I'm gonna own a fucking crowbar now. That's the fucking shit you see he been waiting 10 hours for a crowbar

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That says supreme. I didn't even know it says supreme

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three hundred pounds

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I kinda want it. I'm not gonna lie

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There's a supreme stress ball supreme fire extinguisher in case you're really dying

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They literally fucking have my bike as well like that's my bike they fucking stole it these fake-ass fans

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You know they don't have the taste of the design. They just want that

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Brandy supreme numchucks

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Supreme air horn (MLG approved!)

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inflatable raft

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supreme dice a supreme hair clipper supreme

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skateboard for 30,000

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Oh my god

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Oh wow, I don't care anymore like I've seen these memes or whatever popping up

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I didn't know they were serious

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130 pound for supreme

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White cat well unfortunately, I don't really feel like spending that money

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but I really really do want to be part of this supreme cult seeing all this I

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Know I've been missing out, and I want to be part of it damn it

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Thanks to Tabasco sweet. Who's done a tutorial on how you can make your own supreme hat

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I'm gonna try and attempt making one. I bought a cap

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$2.99 I bought some fabric one pound let's make this shit

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All right, we're gonna start off

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By writing

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Praising the supreme logo if you don't have it you can literally just add the Colgate logo because it's basically the same thing

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So let's try this okay

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All right, let's cut off the right size. I am a (mine)crafting channel now everybody

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All right absolutely perfect no one's gonna know that this is a fake supreme it'll will be it'll be our lil'

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It'll be our little secret

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Now this part is quite tricky

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It's gonna you're gonna have to basically just draw the outline you

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Don't want to give away that it's a fake supreme because the only thing worse than a real supreme is

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The fact that you were trying to make a fake supreme

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Fuck I'm running out of space we're gonna carefully scalpel out our outline to make the supreme logo we got the s

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Very nice. I'm very happy with this is this gonna work out

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How's that gonna look? Yeah?

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You want me to make one for your beanie?

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And there we go!

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I ran out of space so we just ended up with suprem.

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Suprem &gt; Supreme

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You know, I'm starting my own brand.

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It's called Suprem.

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Now, we're gonna glue gun that bish.

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Ohhhh!

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shit~ That is some *hot* Suprem!

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Alright.

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Fits my head perfectly!

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Look at that!

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SUPREM!!

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$200

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$3.99 baby

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oh very nice

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Guys, I forgot as a last step,

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We're gonna get some textile

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fabric paint alright, and we're just gonna fill in each letter to make sure that it seems as authentic as possible

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We are going for 100% authenticity (excellence)

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here.

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You're not gonna be able to tell a difference.

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Look at that.

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Look at that.

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Now it's done.

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SUPREM!!

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Culture will reign! Heck yes fam damn

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I look good, so yeah, you can do this yourself if you do post some picture hashtag suprem

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Thank you for leaving a like and believing in the suprem nation

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As a Swistian from another thank you and as always

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Squad fam out!

