Whoa, whoa! See that guy right there?
Looks like he's hit rock bottom.
Well, that guy is actually me,
Believe it or not,
Now, I bet you're wondering
How I got in this mucky situation?
It all started in the summer of '86
*Screeching*
Hello, my fellow intellectuals
My name is PewDiePie.
I am one of the smartest
Intellectuals on this planet.
My IQ is, at least,
5
THOUSAND
Oh, don't believe me, huh?
I've watched, at least,
At least,
Three and a half episodes of "Rick and Morty",
The pregnant edition.
One time, I thought about reading
Half a book
And my favorite hobby of all time
Is beating my own meat.
I mean reading
Philosophy
While beating my meat
My fellow intellectuals
Yes, I am talking about you
Although, you're not just quite as brilliant as me
We have gathered here today to celebrate
Some of the finest
Intellectuals on the planet
Some of the smartest people
Some of the people that just
Puts humanity
To the top
Here we have
"How many presidents from United States, an average U.S.
Citizen know?"
I am from Europe and I know
25 of them
Ah, so smart!
I have had
IRL sex many times
When you are 6'2
Strongly built
And have an IQ of 181
It is difficult to live
The tradlife
Even though I
Even though I, huh
Even though I wish I did sometimes
Sometimes, I wish
I would live down here
With you normie peasants
Just so I could have an average life
Because I am just
Having so many of the sexes
Just downvote,
There is no way you can
Win a debate against me
Ahh
Feel the power of this brain!
There's no way you can win against
Mee!
Whoa, whoa!
See that guy right there?
Looks like he's hit rock-bottom
What?
What is "wat"?
Not a real World
Huh, I can't read
Not a real word
As far as I'm able to recognize
Is it the same as
"u"
Instead of proper
"you"?
Huh
Form of Orwellian newspeak like internet slang
Degenerates use?
Aww
The horrible dystopia
We live in
But people use shortage
Of "you"
Into the letter "u"
What is next?
If people are gonna say they're chilling and relaxing
They are gonna start saying "chillaxing"
ah, we truly live in a 'nightmarish' world
"Are you ever about to drop a sarcastic comment, but then you decide against it?"
"Because they're small brains won't understand your elite humor?"
YES.
Preach, this is me all the time when I make jokes for YouTube
"I'm sorry. I don't know who Skrillex is. I was busy listening to Bach"
"Chopin"
"Tchaikovsky and other various"
"classical artists, that I forgot to go bumbling through YouTube to look for whatever that is."
"Sidenote: Skrillex seriously just sounds like a bunch of random"
"computer-generated annoying noises to me. I'll stick to my piano and violin"
TAH
ta ta, my brain too complex for you Skrillex *p-tah* - David Guetta you can s-- lick my
bayonetta
Oh yeah? Well you still look like a chipmunk
No, wait
[Beep] Oh yeah? Well you you look like a wombat
Who- who's- who's the smart one now?
"Nigerian grad student uses magnets to prove gay marriage is wrong.
You know what, I had my suspicions it was all about the magnets
I- you know, I told my friend the other day actually you know what? I bet
There is a correlation between the magnets and the gay marriage being wrong
I just don't have time to look into that study right now as I am busy
As I am busy on my other many
""various projects""
*cough cough*
"People mock the Bible because of things like"
"Unicorns. Now science says they're real and no one mocks, huh?"
"Do some research if you don't understand what I said"
"You're nowhere near my level"
If you don't understand the incoherent babbling that I'm spewing then you're not intellectual enough
Don't even bother man if you're not on my IQ level
Then don't even speak to me or anyone I know
Ricegum!
yes!
Incredible power AAAAAAAAAAAH
Oh my god, I can't believe Ricegum is an intellectual just like myself.
I always thought this guy was just an idiot
Wow