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There is an Indian YouTube channel on the brink of becoming almost number one

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It's taken us lot of effort to come this far to take my father, Mr. Christian Kumar's dream forward,

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I started this channel. Today it belongs to you. It belongs to the entire nation. This is a historic moment for all of us

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So let's come together and subscribe to t-series YouTube channel and make India proud. Hashtag bharatwins YouTube

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Well, well, well WELL

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Getting a little bit DESPERATE, are we?

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T-series

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"Oooh please subscribe"

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"We have to be number one"

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*cries in indian*

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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You know what

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I smell I smell fear you're scared and you have every right to be scared because I am NOT just some ordinary youtuber

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I'M THE CRAB KING!

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Everyone in the comments: Crab king! Crab king!

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This is what you are up against t-series. I hope you understand that you have absolutely no chance of survival

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*crab king*

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Krab king (x3) Come here. Come here. Oh

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Look at you you're so cute. Don't be scared. Come to poppy. No no. Yep. Oh my god. I'm so sorry

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Grab tea, sometimes killed by accident. That's how strong I am. Alright you come here

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I

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Don't like how you guys I'm legs give me the leg. Thanks Friday. These are my legs now go away Jesus Christ

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Grab dude, ah

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Stop it. Stop fighting

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What the hell is he doing stop trying to taunt the scribe King come walk to poppy you can do it

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Come to crab game, nope

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Damn it. I don't want to kill him. Yeah

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Yeah

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This is what happens to all who oppose crab king something what when you're like stop moving your leg. There you go

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Pray ding. Oh

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You want your legs back here come get your leg it's right there you can do it. You're almost there you're touching it

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Yeah, you have your leg now come to grab King for a little hug Oh

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No, Oh No

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Let me grab them

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You fools you legless bastard you have nothing nothing what is this another leg?

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Delicious no, nom nom. Nom, nom. Let's kick you in the face

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Hmm. This is what I do with legs. Ah

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Pick your nipple

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Huh, are you gonna stop with the legs that's what I thought now give me those but once a free snack, there you go

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Oh, no, no, no, no. No, he loves it. That was a gift. Oh

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Yeah, baby, no, no turn around for me, baby

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Oops, sorry

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We can still harvest we can still use them. It's called recycling

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Don't do it don't tell them I don't care

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you foot like

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Felix the prophecy said you have to befriend the feet. I don't care get him foot. I

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Don't wanna hurt them shut up foot get him

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Keep your face you're in the face because I don't like you crab King does not like

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My legs

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Anymore

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More legs

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There's so many legs to capture. There's so many I helped know what?

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by myself

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Can I jumble with them, I wonder if I can

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Well, I can't I totally can

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Wait, let me just read it. I need one that's alive. There you go. You're alive, right? Yeah, I'm fine, right?

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It's a little hard to throw oh look they have chips now how possiblys crab can go to defeat this Oh No

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Please go easy on me guys, please. Oh

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What's that yours? I'm so sorry have it back?

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They have freaking hammers. Where did you find that?

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Here give me that give me the hammer. Give me the hammer. He made the ham game

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800 I said give me hammer

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God damn, this guy's strong let it go. Thank you. It's my hammer. Okay, you understand? Oh

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No

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Stop stop stop. I

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Had enough don't come near me cracking very dangerous

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Jesus Christ

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Stop

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Don't come near me

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whoopsie

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What am I hammer go? I won't have bosses on me and I should go back giant mode

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What is a giant mode? I thought I was already pretty big boss rush old truck. Okay, now we have some stuff

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Oh, wow. Okay, so that nut salute Hey which weapon am I going to pick?

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I think the harpoon crab Kings hands are too big. He cannot grab please

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I just want to grab okay fine. I'll go with that, please. Alright, I guess it's you

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If you and me buddy, crab, crab, crab, crab, crab, crab, crab, crab crab. Hey, how you doing?

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Don't hurt me, please

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What did I say? Huh?

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What did I say? You stupid idiot? I dunno why no, you're gonna have to cover your legs

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What is this nah

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Stop

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Attack your nicing mate stop. How would you still moving? Oh god. It's the beaver guy. Oh god, I

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Don't have time for you, please

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Get that beavers. There's enough beavers Felix. Aha

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They went for my face cracking don't hurt cracking. I'm a friend of the animals. Got you now beaver could

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Ya come here. I died from beaver. God dammit. I know it's not a beaver. Okay, you can stop. What's your name?

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Look at you

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Whoa, it's free. Good jump. They're crazy. Stop it. Stop get the foot. I wanna get the pain. I

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Spare your life in exchange for your feet. Those are the rules of the crab King now thanked. Crab king

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What are you tryin tack? He's trying to fight back too bad. You have no chance

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Please Felix, we'll subscribe

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Not good enough. I don't care. I'm the one with the power Oh crab cake, crab cake knows some moves Oh

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Oh god, it's the f****** beavers again. Don't don't I got a sword please. I don't want to hurt your beavers

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I'm gonna have to clean off their legs

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That's it

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Nice and smooth. We're gonna have to amputate.

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AAAAAAAAH It's got my face. It's on my face

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GODD*** BEAVER get up get off

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Krakens only weightless Jesus Christ stop. Oh

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Oh, thank god, oh, thank god.

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He's gonna jump he's gonna jump

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And he shields.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah

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You're scared, aren't you? Come here. Come here

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OHOHOOOOOHOHOO

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That was epic bros

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Come on come on then

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What the hell did he do that?

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Question. Oh

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Sorry, I didn't mean to crush your face. Oh god, no, no, no, no

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Get out away from me get it away from me that oh

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Thank god, maybe I'm a little too overpowered here maybe makes it roll too easy. So let's tone it down just a little bit

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Oh, wow, I'm your weapon and salute. I am a very small crab

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UMMM

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I can't

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Can't reach the hose. Ah,

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*CRAB KING INTENSIFIES*

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Alright, we know how to do this

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GO FOR DA KNEES

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AAAAAAAAAAA

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GAH AH AAAAAAAAAAAA

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*evil pewds laugh*

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BAH BAH BAH HA

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FOOT... FOOT ATTACK

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Ah

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I tore his rear end in half.

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Oh my God, he's giant. How could I possibly fight back?

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Got him

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Super strength crab

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I got his knee pads

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His knees are exposed

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Still alive look at me look at me?

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Look at me

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LOOK AT ME

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Look at me when I'm talking to you

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No, oh god they're giant now

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*crab crawl*

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HUAH

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How is that possible ah

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BAH

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*existential crisis*

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here it goes

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BDGAAYAA

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What's happening I'm losing my heart

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No.....

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WUAAH

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HYAAH

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IT WENT BACKWARDS!?!?!

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HWAAAAH

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Gotta retreat

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The battle is lost, but not the whole war

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Oh god, you can make it... the door is right there

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Ha ha ha crank things right? Whoa. Oh

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Oh god. Oh god. I'm not gonna make it huh? Huh Oh,

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*more crab crawling*

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Almost there, huh? OH

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Almighty crab strength

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*Felix charging his special move*

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HIS POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000

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BAH

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Crab king will stop, but one day..... crab king will return

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Tuber simulator, is now so relevant, that it's got a brand new minigame

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CRANIAC

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drop the crane and get fresh items only available in the washing machine like game and you say there's more... OF COURSE THERE IS

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new knowledge perks, new quests, and new Pixelings AND LEGS

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guys

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legs

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WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, DOWNLOAD IT

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Also, sub to Pewds

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Have a nice day :D