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Kau ketawa

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Kau kalah

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(Aku tak faham ape dia cakap)

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Pewdiepie...kau dah buat banyak video tentang ini

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*tepuk tangan*

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Jadi...jangan tengok video ini!

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"Cabaran cuba jangan ketawa"??

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macam "Cuba jangan jadikan video ini 18 ke atas"(sekatan umur)

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Copyright flagged (Aku tak tau macam mana nak translate ni)

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Cuba beri aku iklan untuk video ini...tolonglah!

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JOM BUAT CABARAN INI!!!(Aku terima cabaran kau)

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*cuba untuk mendapatkan video ini bermain selama 10 minit*

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Saya akan mulakan cabaran ini dengan video kegemaran saya.Video ini sangat klasik

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Adakah Samuel L. Jackson suka anime?

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Ya,Saya suka anime!

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Hentai pun saya suka! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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HAHAHAHA!!

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*ketawa*

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Video ini sungguh kelakar. Ada satu lagi versi. Biar saya cari...

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*ulang balik video*
Adakah Samuel L. Jackson suka anime?

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Ya,saya suka!

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Hentai pun saya suka! :3

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Sikit lagi nak tergelak...)

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*ketawa*

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Kenapa Samuel L. Jackson....?

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Wira Amerika yang amat sejati

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Ini jojo ke?

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"Dunia mungkin ada kuasa!"

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Tetapi Tuhan telah beri aku kuasa"

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"Lebih kuat daripada dunia!"﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY?

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(Perasan nak jadi sado..)

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FUYOOO!!!!!!!

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FUYOOO!! KUAT BETUL BUDAK ITU!!!

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OH!!

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(AMBIK KAU!!!)

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Nah...

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Video itu boleh tahan

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*HIYARRGHHH!!!*

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Video ini mesti pelik (⌐ ■ _ ■ )(BAPAK SAKIT!!!)

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(Aikk?? tetiba pulak kucing)

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*PEW PEW PEW*

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(dia mesti dapat A+ dalam bahasa jepun LOL)

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(Dah2 la tu...)

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(Sesiapa bawah 18 tahun, sila tinggalkan video ini...)

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"SAYA NAK SATU!!" (nak tambah sperma ke? HAHAHA!!!)

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PUSSY NOODLE!

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WITH A SELF STEAM

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*ARRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!* (R.I.P)

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Apa jadi? ¯\_ツ_/¯

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Kenapa dia bunuh diri?

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Kenapa ada orang putih cuba baca bahasa jepun

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*CUTENESS INTENSIFIES*

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PUSSY NOODLES STEAM :3

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Sepanjang cabaran ini..saya tidak berasa jijik lagi

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Sudahkah kamu ketawa ke belum?

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Kalau sudah,kamu sudah KALAH (MUAHAHAHA!!)

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KAMU TIDAK MAHU KALAH BUKAN? (Saya tidak akan mengalah!)

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Ya betul! Mari kita sambung.

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Saya rasa saya sudah tengok video ini

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Ya saya sudah tengok video ini, ia sangat kelakar

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*OK murid2 hari ini kita akan belajar cara2 untuk eja "Pregnant"*

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*Felix mahu mengaku kalah*

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saya boleh mengandungkan ke kalau blah blah blah blah

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*susah sket mau trans ni xD*

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Pregenat?

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*YES AKU MENANG!*

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*Felix ketawa*

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Bodoh punya bregnant

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Bregant

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BODOH PUNYA BREGANT

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Ya Tuhan,bila ia akan berakhir

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PREGANANANT??!!!!(ADUHH!! DH KALAH >:(

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Ahh~ Tahniah semua! Kita PREGANANANT!!(Mengandung)

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Awak RETardAdaraaRT xD

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Mereka semua tak perlu lepas...(uhhh...genes dalam english ape?)

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Mereka perlu disterilkan

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Saya nak pensterilan!

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Berpandukan....kesalahan tatabahasa

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*LOL*

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Saya sudah tengok video ini juga.Ia sungguh cantik

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Budak:JANGAN BUNUH AKU!

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*PEW PEW PEW*

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"KENAPA KAU BUNUH AKU!!"

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"JANGAN BUNUH AKU!!"

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"AKU DAH KATA JANGAN BUNUH AKU!! >:("

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*EEEK!!!*

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"Kita main game ini untuk bunuh sesama sendiri"

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"TOLONGLAH BERHENTI!!"

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Paling best bila mak dia datang...Mak(dia hijau) suruh mereka berhenti

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"BODOH BABI SIAL AKU BENCI KAU!!!"

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ekheeeju

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"OK berhenti main game ini. Kamu semua jangan la buat anak aku menangis.Tolonglah berhenti (Alaa semak la mak dia)

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*MUAHAHAHAHA*

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*Felix tiru mak budak itu*

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Ya Ampun!

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*Sakit telinga aku* goooorddd ohya mada feukin meee yaaa ahh

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"Hey budak, ini mungkin glitch dalam game ini,Kalau aku, aku tak risau pasal benda ini"

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"AH! LANTAKLAH KAU!!"

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talalala eeekk *setan rasuk dia*

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*Felix ketawa*

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*budak menangis* hahp eerrrww uerkp

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*setan masih dalam badan dia* DIAM! KAU HIJAU!!

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"Ia hanya glitch dalam game lah~ Rilek ah"

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"F U!!" mudoo koehuuu !!!

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*tak tahu lah macam mane nak translate ni*

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*LOLOLOLOLOL*

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Dia tiba2 cakap pasal komunis LOL

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"Presiden Obama akan turun sebagai presiden paling teruk dalam sejarah US

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tanda seru"

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@realDonaldtrump

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*LOLOLOLOLOL*

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"Baiklah...@realDonaldtrump

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"Sekurang-kurangnya saya akan turun sebagai PRESIDEN"

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*OHHH Kuyakkkkkk BRUH!!*

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Donald Trump:Kami akan bukakan hati kamu ke patriotisme.

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"Terdapat~"

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Muzik itu akan copyright video saya

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Ia sungguh cantik

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Kenapa Curb?...Kenapa

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Itu sungguh cantik.Meme yang amat hebat

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*nombor yang anda dail tiada dalam perkhidmatan*

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"Boleh saya bantu?"

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"Ya,uhh...plag punggung

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"Siapa??"

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"Plag punggung"

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*Beeep*

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"Hi,boleh saya bantu"
Felix:Apa?

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"uhhh,plag punggung

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"Apa dia??"

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"Plag punggung"

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"um,plag apa??"

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"uhh,plag punggung"

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"Plag punggung??"

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"Plag punggung"

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"Umm,saya tidak dapat apa yang kamu cakap"

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"Plag punggung"

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"Saya ada talian yang teruk,saya memang tidak dengar apa yang awak cakap,apa dia??"

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"Uhh,plag punggung!"

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"Punggung...plag punggung??"

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"Apa yang awak cakap ni?"

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"Plag punggung! Plag punggung!"

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"Plag punggung! Plag!... punggung!"

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"Ya...Punggung apa??"

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"PLAG! PUNGGUNG!"

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Saya tahu tapi,apa gunanya

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"Apa gunanya? Saya cuba untuk~"

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"PLAG PUNGGUNG!"

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"PLAG!.. PUNGGUNG!"

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"Itu? OK,saya akan ambil plag itu

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"Ada banyak jenis plag

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"PLAG!!.. PUNGGUNG!"

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"PLAG!!.. PUNGGUNG!"

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"PLAG!!.. PUNGGUNG!"

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"Apa?"

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"PLAG!!.. PUNGGUNG!"

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"Ouhh"

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Tuhan berkati lelaki itu. Lelaki itu tidak bersalah

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Saya berkati hati dia <3

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WHOA!

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OUH!

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APA NI?

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*Felix ketawa*

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Nampak macam realistik

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Nampak real la!

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Kalau lah saya dilahirkan pada ...

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Zaman2 perang...

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"Kamu sedang duduk dalam restoran bersama anak kamu.Dia kata dia lapar."

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"Kamu setuju untuk makan bersama dia"

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"Awak buka menu kanak2"

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Ini sudah jadi "Cabaran jangan jadi racist"

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"Anak kamu terlalu muda untuk makanan gelap

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"Chicken Nugger...(tak boleh nak translate ni)

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"Kamu tak faham"(Ya, aku tak faham)

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"Tangan awak berpeluh dan anak awak mengeluh"(Perghh..ada rhyme)

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"Dia kata dia lapar"

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"Minda awak,ketegangan,mencari satu jawapan"

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"Dalam dunia Sweer Potato dan French Fried"

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"Awak cuba untuk pesan Chicken Nugger tapi awak tak yakin"

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"Perkataan tak boleh lepas daripada mulut awak"

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"Anak awak berasa lapar.Dia mengeluh."
*Felix ketawa*

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"Orang yang mengambil pesanan awak tengok awak,di atas kepala dia ada Chicken Nugger yang sedang berpusing"

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"Tangan dia menghayun macam French Fried"

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"Anak awak menangis kerana mahu Chicken Nugger"

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"Dalam minda awak,Awak menjerit"

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"Sekarang hujan Sweer Potato"

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"Awak ada French Fried yang mengukir di kuil sebelah kiri"

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"dan awak masih tidak faham"

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"Anak awak menangis di sudut

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"Dia berasa sangat lapar"

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"Dia mahu Chicken Nugger sangat2"

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"Tiada siapa perasan kentang "sweer"  ke? Ya Ampun. *ketawa*

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*sigh* Saya suka Chicken Nugger. Makanan itu makanan kegemaran saya.

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Tak sia2 pun pesan makanan itu,walaupun kamu sudah dewasa

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dan ia dalam menu kanak2.

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"Tidakk~!"

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Felix:Ouh,perut saya sakit lepas tengok video itu.
"Cincinku mencair!"

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"Cincin kuasa aku!"

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Felix:Apakah?

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"Hilang~ selamanya~" :'(

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*AAAEEEEERRRKKKKK!!!!!*

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(Aduh!! Sakit perut! HAHAHAHAHA!)

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Voice acting 101

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Itu jeritan yang amat hebat

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S-Saya berasa amat simpati terhadap perempuan itu.

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OMG Yes! Saya sudah tengok video ini (tak,tak pernah pun)

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Saya tidak tahu kalau saya boleh tunjuk video ini (ADA KANDUNGAN P********I KE??)

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*kebishh*

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*ketawa*

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"Aduhh~ aduh sakit!"

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"Ia amat sakit"

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*kepriiieek* (Sakit la siakk)

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*LOL*

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*GRRRRRRRR!!!*

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Kau boleh lakukan! (yea,kenapa aku sokong lol)

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Demi adik beradik kau!

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*SNAP* (nak post kat media sosial la #taktahunakhashtagape LOL)

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*gadis anime membebel*

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"Mak tolong saya :'( "

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"Saya tidak mahu mati di sini"

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"Belum lagi"

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Lepas itu,kita tidak dengar cerita daripada PantyShotLover64 lagi (R.I.P)

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Rest In Peace (Baru je aku cakap LOL)

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Saya akhiri "Cabaran cuba jangan gelak" (Yes,penat aku buat subtitle tau tak!)

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Adakah awak ketawa atau adakah awak kalah?

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Video ni dapat copyright tak?Mungkin.

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Terima kasih kerana menonton! Tekan butang like itu!

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Dan seperti biasa

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Sister Fist kepada kakak2 ku
(Subtitle by:Imran Haqeem)