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你笑

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你就輸了

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(亂叫一通吧)

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喔，但是Pewdiepie你已經做差不多十一部這類影片了吧

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(拍手)

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好，那就停止點開他們

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「試著不要笑」挑戰比較像

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「試著別讓這影片有年齡限制」

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已立版權旗

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「試著為了上帝的愛去讓這部影片有廣告」挑戰

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咱們開始吧！

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*「試著讓這部影片達到10分鐘長度」挑戰*

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我將要讓你們愛上我的最愛。它是個經典，很明顯我已經看過他了

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山謬L傑克森喜歡動畫嗎?

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是的，我喜歡

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變態的也喜歡(ﾟдﾟ)

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哈哈哈哈！

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(抽蓄笑)

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幹這真的太棒了。還有一個，還有另一個版本，讓我找一下

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山謬L傑克森喜歡動畫嗎?

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是Der我喜歡

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變態的也喜歡( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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哈哈哈哈(´◓Д◔`)

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(抽蓄笑)

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為什麼山謬L傑克森是我?

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一位真正的美國英雄

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這是JoJo嗎?

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"這世界也許有力量！"

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"但是上帝也給了我一股力量"

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"一股遠遠比世界還強大的力量！"(╬ ಠ益ಠ)

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"啊RRRRR"(超用力模式運作中)

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哇嗚！哇嗚！

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該死，那力氣！(☉д⊙)

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噢！

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(戰鬥BGM)

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ㄜ...

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那還...那還好啦

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"啊"
(血腥+暴力)

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噢，哇，這一定會變得很奇怪

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(WTF?)

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(槍聲啾啾啾)

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(貓咪噴嚏)

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"調味"

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"香噴噴"

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(最美味！)

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"我是個『貓咪麵麵』Desu"(WTF?)

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"噢"O.o

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(你不需要分享)

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"貓咪麵麵"

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"自帶熱騰騰蒸氣"

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"貓咪麵麵ㄟㄟㄟㄟㄟ"

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剛剛花生惹審魔術? ಠ_ಠ

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為毛他用劍刺自己??

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為毛一位美國女人試著念日文??

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Wa Ta Shi Wa~~
(EDGAR現身)

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貓咪麵麵~(´◓Д◔`)

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目前為止，我甚至沒有微微的笑

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你笑了沒?

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你最好沒有，因為有的話你就輸了！

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你不想輸！對吧?

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這就對了！繼續

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我想我已經看過這個了

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"我有懷孕了嗎?"

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是的，我有。但這很好笑

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"我有壞孕嗎?"

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"我有歡孕媽?幫幫我"

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"我是否有可能懷暈?"

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"我有懷允還是沒有?"

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"我有可能壞暈嗎?"

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"我該如何知道我是否有懷ㄩ?

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"我有可能懷ㄞㄞ孕嗎?"

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"你可以懷允罵?"

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"你可以在你懷隕時流血嗎?"

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"你可以在ㄏㄨㄩ時滑下200呎的滑水道嗎?"

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"我該如何讓我女友壞孕?"

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"會發生什麼事在..."

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"踝運時?"

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"9歲的人如何佪韻?"

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"我會懷ㄩ嗎?有藥可以流慘嗎?"

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"在什麼時候%%%會懷允?"

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"有人知道一年有多少青少年槐暈嗎?"

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(Poods輸了)

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(大笑)

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幹他X的壞孕

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壞暈幹他X的壞孕，老天。它持續了多久?

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"我和我的男友正使著歡孕而且我不必將我的生產控制在12天內?"

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"38+2週..."

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"懷ㄩ暈?"

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懷ㄩ暈?

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呃啊~~恭喜你們大家！我們懷ㄩ暈了！你哩他打打啦！

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這些人需要別再傳下他們的基因

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他們需要絕育

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我全力支持絕育！

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基於...語法上的錯誤

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(竊笑)

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靠，我也看過一個這個。真他X該死的漂亮

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他X的該死，我愛這個
"鼻要殺我！"

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(槍聲)

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"你為毛要殺偶?"

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"別再..殺我啦RRR！"

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"不要殺我ㄛㄛ！"

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(短促、高頻率尖叫)
(抽蓄笑)

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"停！"

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這最棒的部分是他的媽媽...是他媽媽叫他停

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"他媽該死的婊子，幹，我恨你"(高音)

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(聽不懂)

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好了，犯罪份子。別讓我的小孩哭，別

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(真心大笑)(邪惡?!)

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(模仿中)
好了，大夥兒

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(模仿中)
好了，大夥兒，別讓我的小孩在遊戲裡哭

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老天！

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"啊幹上帝啊！"
(我的耳朵R！)

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(高頻率胡亂叫)

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"嘿，老兄，那可能只是個雜訊，我不會擔心的" 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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(超高音)"操你的，幹你這個王八蛋"

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(Pewds大笑)

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(啜泣)

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美ㄟㄟㄟ國ㄛㄛㄛ

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"閉嘴！你這渾蛋(亂叫)"

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"那只是個雜訊，老兄~放輕鬆"

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(亂叫AGAIN)

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"那只是共產黨，只是..."

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(大笑)

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他使出共產黨這招。老天保佑

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"歐巴馬總統可能將會落得「美國史上最爛總統」這下場..."

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"...感嘆號"@唐納川普

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(觀眾笑聲)

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"ㄜ...給唐納川普，至少我是個「總統」"

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(觀眾尖叫)

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"當你對著愛國主意敞開心胸..."

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那真該死的漂亮。那是個超棒的梗

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(電話撥號中)

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"我可以幫你嗎?"

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"好，呃...屁股插座?"

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"誰?"

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"屁股插頭"

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(聽不清楚)

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(電話撥號中)

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"嗨，我可以幫你什麼忙?"
 
啥?

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"呃...屁股插頭?"

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"那是什麼?"

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"屁股插頭"

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"嗯...什麼插頭?"

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"呃...屁股插頭"

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"一個屁股插頭?"

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"屁股插頭"

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"嗯...我不瞭你在說什麼?"

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"屁股插頭"

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"我不能理解，我不了解，那是什麼?"

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"呃...屁股插頭"

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"屁股...屁股插頭??"

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"嗯哼"

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"你在說的是一個像容器的東西嗎?"

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"屁股插座！屁股插座！"

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"屁股插座！屁股！插座！"

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"是...屁股什麼?"

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"屁股插座！！"
(Pewds竊笑)

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"我之道但是..."
"屁股插座！"
"那使用來幹嘛的?"

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"如何使用它?我正試著..."

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"屁股插座！！！"

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"屁股！插座！"

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"那個?好，我會幫你拿個皮鼓插頭"

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"這裡有全部種類的皮鼓插頭"

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"屁股！插頭！"

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"屁股!!!插頭!!!"

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"屁股!!!插頭!!!"

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"什麼?"

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"屁股！插頭！"

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噢

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上帝保佑那男人。超無辜

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祝福它的心靈♥

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哇ㄛ！

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噢！

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什麼？

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ㄘ哈哈哈

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對我而言似乎挺切實的

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它看起來挺酷的！

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如果我是活在...

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真正戰鬥的時候...

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"你和你年幼的兒子坐在餐廳。他說他很餓"

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"你答應給他吃晚餐"

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"你打開了兒童菜單"

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這變成了「試著不要顯得種族主義」挑戰

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"小孩對於成人食物還遠遠的太年輕了"

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"雞「劊」...在頁面上注視著你"

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"你不了解..."

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"你的手掌在冒汗，而且你的兒子抱怨了"

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"他說他餓了"

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"你的心智努力尋找著答案"

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"在一個「煩」薯和薯「挑」的世界

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"你試著點雞「劊」但是你辦不到"

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"那個詞無法從你的嘴唇逃出"

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"你的兒子很餓。他一直抱怨"
(Poods笑了)

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"女服務生盯著你，雞「劊」照著她的頭轉"

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"她的手臂旋轉著薯「挑」"

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"你的兒子哭出「缺少雞『劊』的小孩」的眼淚

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"在你的心中，你尖叫著"

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"現在正在下「煩」薯雨"

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"你左邊的鬢角被刻著：薯「挑」"

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"而且你不了解..."

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"你的兒子在角落哭泣"

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"他相當飢餓..."

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"飢餓...為了雞「劊」而飢餓"

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沒有人注意到上面寫「煩」薯嗎?老天

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唉~我愛雞「劊」，它是我最愛的食物

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不需要為了點餐而感到羞恥，即使你是成人而那是兒童菜單，不須感到羞恥，即使你是成人

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"噢！不"

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噢，我的胃在那之後感到好痛
"它在融化~"

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"我珍貴的力量之戒消失了！永遠！"
這是什麼鬼?

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(憤怒鳥叫+雞叫+鵝叫)
(竊笑)

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(笑)

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聲音演出101！

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真令人驚..多麼不可思議的恐懼之尖叫

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我..我真心同情這女人

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噢我的天，讚啦！我看過這個

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靠，我不知道這可不可以播出

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(痛)

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(笑)

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"啊~噢！痛啊！"

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"不好..."

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(痛)

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(笑)

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"(哀嚎)"

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你做得到的，老兄！

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為了你的兄弟！

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"(痛苦嚎叫)"

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"(痛苦哀嚎)"

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"媽咪幫幫我"

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"我不想死在這..."

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"還不行..."

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我們在那之後就再也沒聽過「拍胖次愛好者64」的消息了

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RIP

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這就是「試著不要笑」挑戰

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你笑了還是你輸了??

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這會不會遭到版權打擊?大可能會

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謝謝你的收看！留一個讚吧！

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還有總是

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姊妹拳！我的姊妹們