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What is the most important thing in the universe to have? Food? Water?

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No.

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Internet *whispers* "the Internet"

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I know you're all dying to know what my situation with the Internet is. And no, I still don't have any God da-  internet

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Christian channel.

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So the wonderful people at Origin PC heard my cry. They heard my cry for help and they reached out: a helping hand.

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Offering to send me the Origin Chronos, so that I can move my setup to somewhere where they actually have internet.

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Now, the Origin Chronos is pretty cool. It's the size of pretty much my...

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Uh...

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My console! Look at that.

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And this beast packs 4k, baby. Guess. Let's get real here

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What's the most important thing after the internet? Computer.

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Now, maybe finally it won't take a hundred hours for me to upload a video. Thank You, Origin PC.

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I appreciate you. "But Felix, what about me?" Oh, 'me, me, me, me, me.' . There you go again. Fine, okay? Fine.

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I'll give away one, okay? Just check out the link in the description. The rule is simple:

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Just follow all the rules, and you could win one as well. In the meantime Origin is also going to send me their Origin "Millennium"

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* whisper* It's a god damn beast.

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They told me they can do a custom paint job on it, so let me know in the comments

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What kind of paint job...

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they should give me. The most top-voted comment

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Will win. Also the giveaway is worldwide so anyone can sign up. All their pieces ship worldwide.

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I really highly recommend checking out OriginPC.com , you can play around and customize your own computer.

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It comes with lifetime

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Support for life. You buy this PC you buy for life if you don't know what Origin PC is, it's basically three executives from Alienware.

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So they have a ton of experience to build badass computers

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And I'm really proud to have them as a sponsor of the channel. Now let's move on with the video.

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*clap* Ohh!

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Gaa.

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Yes we're playing more. I don't care if I fell down last time cuz this game is easy

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*fails the game from the beginning*

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Stop I'm stop, we're literally at the beginning of the game, are you kidding me? How far did I fall?

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Oh my go-. I feel now is the happiness I had before that's the deal I am back at the beginning

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I am back at the beginning. Are you cereal? Oh my god? I have to redo everything

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you know what easy you know why this guy I got power moves now son ah

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I don't even care anymore

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This is the easiest game

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Fuck everyone fuck everyone fuck everyone I tried

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so far

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huh.... *burp*

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You thought I was gonna fall. Didn't ya?

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How do I even get up there dude

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Fuck everyone

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"Just do what you did first time, Felix."

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*stfu*

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I know what to do, my Power Move?

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What the fuck No, can you use the power mode

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You hit your head, dude

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I want you to die. I want you to die.

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*Music*

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Yeah, I'm fine, you know what I don-

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Yeah, if he was so smart than me. Why is he dead huh? Idiot

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I am beginning to believe that I will die a horrible death

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Can this music shut the fuck up?!

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Ohh woow, look at that everybody oh, hell, yeah, he did it hit-

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shut up

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Look at that.

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I am back, baby

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HAAAAAAAA

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MEEEEEE

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POWER MOVE

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Good job, buddy.

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Oh my god

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Yes.

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Pull, buddy

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Pull like ssss-

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[Gibberish] I'm not gonna let this game

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Defeat me okay? It's not happening yes

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You're right. You make me you make me die a million times. I'll come back for a million more, baby

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This is a tricky one

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You need a lot of power you need a lot of strength you need a lot of skill

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And you need a lot of SWISTCHIAN YouTube channel everybody. Thank you. I am back

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Suck on my Swedish nuts. I means family friendly Felix here suck on my Swedish Fish

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They are the

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Delish

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What but up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up vaffanculo

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a

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*Italian* ehi, tutto bene? Grazie mille e tanta

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[Italian accent] oh no no no no we do not-a want-a to do that-a

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This game is so easy

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Legit I eat this game for breakfast

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All right hey

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Hey, hey, hey, oh

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Look a look at me look at me. I'm just a man stuck in a pot

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Just a Swedish man.

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Stuck in a

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[High-pitched] "Hey look at that boi, I did it."

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"Hell yeah"

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Okay

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We're almost back to- OH! we are almost back to where we were, how about that?

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This one is really tricky because you need a lot of core strength

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PRA

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Easy. Just kidding I tricked you. A'right we're back. This is it right?

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Ten minutes

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Ahahahaha

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Casual this game is for cash ahhh.

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This game is for casuals alright? My Grandma would love this game she'd be like

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[High-pitched] "Ohh do you have anything more difficult?

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Than this Barbie ass looking piece of shit, dog. Ha ha I am Mickey Mouse your grandmother

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Poodiepie ha ha."

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Ok alright this

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Really, you're gonna put

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Really?

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Really. You're gonna- it's fine.

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It's fine

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Fuck you! Frederick Nietzsche, I put philosophers in my game look how deep it is all of a sudden?

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I'm gonna get up this fucking no no

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noooaaahhhh

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Come on.

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Oh my god

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Uh-huh, okay, okay, Mr. Slide. Okay Mr. Slide

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[Nervously yelling]

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Hello Mr. Slide how you doin' there buddy?

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Don't hurt me. I've been hurt too many times.

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Ouhhh

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Hey Mr. Ball

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Don't mind if I ball you a question. Oh God what the hell is that kid doing there. Can? Can I grab this?

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Oh, it's an illusion

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It's an illusion everybody. It's an illusion incredible what they can do these Oh God, okay?

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I'm just gonna chill here. Now am I supposed to jump over to that side. I feel like that's what's happening here.

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Oh, that's fun. That's fun. That's I love slides first of all F U, little child

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For trying to kill me. Second of all- second of all

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SAYONARA MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Screaming]

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AH

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[Sigh]

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Okay now where do I go Power Move?

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Oh? oh oh oh oh oh oh

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Fine fine oh

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Uh, I hate this I'm not even sad okay, I'm just mad I'm just upset

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Nouhuhuh- hey buddy there you go

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Relax, relax, relax, relax

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RELAX

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You're fine

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You're doing fine. I'm doing fine. No

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OH AH AH

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AH

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AH

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Stop. The slide.

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Just don't fall through the hole Felix, and you're fine. You're fine Hey look at me. I'm fine

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I think my hammer is stuck oh

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It oh my god. It's stuck

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Oh no, oh no

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No. Okay I'm fine. Jes-al. You're supposed to be my friend hammer

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Don't grunt at me old man

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What are you doing?

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Focus

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Stop! Oh my god.

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OH

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MY

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GOD

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NO!

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Fight-o-kun! Stop it Felix stop it

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The water slide is so annoying

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There, that was fuckin smooth that was smooth as a balloon

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Wow Felix do you speak English with that language?

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AHH

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OHH

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Hahahaha (Italian) Solo mia. Ets estero bene.

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Makara?

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This is really interesting because it would seem that, we have to go down all the sudden. Which is not a

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Reoccurring theme in this game. Oh God

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Alright, okay, and now we're just gonna

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ohhhhhhhhh

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My goddddddd. Pull yourself together man. Pull yourself together.

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Oooohhhhh... aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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We did it everybody. Ah that was easy my god. When does the game get difficult?

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Now what I'm gonna do might seem, like a bad idea, but if you're a genius like myself,

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You would realize the true power

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fuUUuUuck ah

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It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I am fine. I'm fine

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I'm fine. I'm fine listen, listen. I'm already back. I'm already back to where I'm started

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No you didn't oh wow that fucking kills me every time

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No do not fall down there we discussed this

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NOOOOOOO

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STOPPPP

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HA

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If that was it Whoopie, Dooley then how come I am already back in action, baby

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Stronger than ever

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Huh?

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Explain that

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*anger intensifies*