WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:16.320 [Cool Anime Intro + MUSIC] (Caramell - Caramelldansen) 00:00:16.400 --> 00:00:18.960 (Voah Vicky Edited) STOP!! STOP THAT SH*T NOW! 00:00:18.980 --> 00:00:20.980 I LOVE EVERYBODY! 00:00:20.980 --> 00:00:22.980 I LOVE EVERYBODY! i LOVE YOU! 00:00:23.220 --> 00:00:23.760 こんにちは (Hello in Japanese) 00:00:23.760 --> 00:00:24.960 はじめまして (Nice to meet you in Japanese) 00:00:24.960 --> 00:00:27.340 フェリックスさんです (I am Felix in Japanese) 00:00:27.660 --> 00:00:30.360 As you can tell after my trip in japan, 00:00:30.360 --> 00:00:32.119 I have learned some awesome 00:00:32.119 --> 00:00:33.540 level of anime skill. 00:00:33.540 --> 00:00:34.840 すごい です ね (It's amazing in Japanese) 00:00:34.840 --> 00:00:36.020 But with great power 00:00:36.020 --> 00:00:38.160 comes great responsibility. 00:00:38.240 --> 00:00:41.480 And I have finally learned what that means. 00:00:41.480 --> 00:00:43.740 The legendary anime creator 00:00:43.740 --> 00:00:45.680 Hayao Miyazaki *Yeah, that's 100% him* 00:00:45.860 --> 00:00:47.160 Said "Anime was a mistake." *That is actually Hayao* 00:00:47.180 --> 00:00:50.600 And now I finally understand his sentiment. (wow poods) 00:00:50.600 --> 00:00:53.100 I finally understand what he meant. 00:00:53.100 --> 00:00:55.100 *SOME WEIRD ANIME STUFF* 00:00:55.100 --> 00:00:57.100 *keeps muttering some sh*t* 00:00:57.100 --> 00:00:59.100 (TORNADOOOOOOOOOO) 00:00:59.100 --> 00:01:05.100 IM YELLING IN JAPANESE 00:01:05.100 --> 00:01:07.100 *WTF* 00:01:07.100 --> 00:01:11.100 *SWIRLS AND SWIRLS* 00:01:11.100 --> 00:01:15.100 STAHP. Stahp it right now. I Love Everybody! (woahvicky poods) 00:01:15.100 --> 00:01:18.100 See what I'm talking about? Anime was a mistake. 00:01:18.100 --> 00:01:19.100 What anime was this, by the way? (Poods is a true ass man) 00:01:19.100 --> 00:01:24.100 So, let's together examine some of the worst examples of anime victims. 00:01:24.100 --> 00:01:28.560 Any of these *giggle* that we are about to watch... could've been me, okay? 00:01:28.560 --> 00:01:30.160 I feel their pain. 00:01:30.340 --> 00:01:33.100 *PREPARE FOR UNPRECEDENTED LEVELS OF CRINGE* 00:01:33.100 --> 00:01:35.100 (knocks the door) 00:01:39.100 --> 00:01:42.400 Girl: Happy Birthday, Aitor! *giggles* (Dude creamed his pants) 00:01:46.520 --> 00:01:47.380 #Soyboy 00:01:50.320 --> 00:01:52.940 *Pewds is jealous but hides it under his scorn* 00:01:53.980 --> 00:01:59.380 Ooh... *touched* I've seen this one, but it's so beautiful! *inner weeb comes out* 00:01:59.380 --> 00:02:01.380 He's so sweet! 00:02:06.500 --> 00:02:08.500 (pewds keeps laughing) 00:02:12.440 --> 00:02:13.700 ... my god... 00:02:15.320 --> 00:02:19.380 Pewds: Oh, oh.. Narrator: Aitor loves to collect things from Japan. 00:02:19.380 --> 00:02:21.380 Pewds: Oh, does he? (Remind you of anyone?) 00:02:22.660 --> 00:02:24.660 I see he's a man of culture, wow.... 00:02:30.160 --> 00:02:33.380 *inner shame intensifies* It's practically my room! Ha ha! 00:02:41.920 --> 00:02:49.680 *Pewds can't tell whether to cry or cringe* 00:02:50.020 --> 00:02:52.080 *Pewds can feel this man's inner sorrow* 00:02:53.820 --> 00:02:55.820 *You will be ashamed of your words and deeds* 00:02:57.240 --> 00:02:58.660 I can't! I can't... 00:02:58.920 --> 00:03:01.580 Look at the old man in the background wh-w-wha? 00:03:06.540 --> 00:03:08.380 Aaw, they're so supportive... *Bunch of degenerates* 00:03:08.640 --> 00:03:12.280 *Wheeze* It's too wholesome, I can't! Aaw... 00:03:12.840 --> 00:03:15.200 It's like they don't get it at all and... 00:03:15.840 --> 00:03:22.500 ... probably they won't, but at the same time they get that he's on TV and for a reason so they think it's like... ugh. 00:03:22.540 --> 00:03:25.220 In a different universe this is me, it's ... *giggles more* 00:03:26.440 --> 00:03:28.200 Oh my god, what is this? *UNPRECEDENTED CRINGE INTENSIFIES* 00:03:28.760 --> 00:03:40.000 *Pewds cannot stand the Attack on Titan normie shit going on here* 00:03:40.000 --> 00:03:41.280 *Can't take it anymore* 00:03:41.280 --> 00:03:42.680 *triggered* Jesus Christ... 00:03:42.680 --> 00:03:45.300 You guy know, there are other animes out there? 00:03:45.860 --> 00:03:49.580 Eh-everythin-every time. Every single time, it's always... 00:03:51.000 --> 00:03:53.940 ...Attack on Titan, like it's the only anime that exists. 00:03:53.940 --> 00:03:55.940 Pewds 12-year-old voice: BuT Th3y'r3 $0 cu73 1n th3 an1m3! 00:03:55.940 --> 00:03:58.440 1 l0v3 L3v1, h3's s0 kawai11! 00:03:58.780 --> 00:04:06.680 *Pewd's soul continues to crumble* 00:04:07.620 --> 00:04:11.340 *This is the face of a man who is dying inside, look what anime has done to our Poodie!* 00:04:11.860 --> 00:04:17.300 *Seriously, I love AOT, but even I cannot stand to watch this* 00:04:17.740 --> 00:04:20.220 *Pewds plots communist overthrow of the anime world* 00:04:20.400 --> 00:04:23.280 I can't watch this... it makes me sick. 00:04:23.280 --> 00:04:26.880 Rachel Dolezal: A hard time I've been going through is... 00:04:27.060 --> 00:04:30.240 ...deciding whether or not I'm Japanese. 00:04:30.240 --> 00:04:31.220 Pewds: What? 00:04:31.220 --> 00:04:35.900 VickyWoahMkII: Don't, like, people are gonna judge me for this. I'm aware of that. 00:04:36.500 --> 00:04:44.120 But, like I feel it in my veins, I know who I am and I think I'm Japanse. Pewds: She thinks she's Japanese. 00:04:44.480 --> 00:04:48.780 WoahhVicky has got... she's got some competition it seems like. *laughs* 00:04:50.840 --> 00:04:54.240 Okay, what's the motivation behind this conclusion? *prepare yourselves* 00:04:54.500 --> 00:04:59.580 Idiot: Like, recently I've been, like, reading lots of maine-uh... 00:04:59.580 --> 00:05:02.540 BISH SE WHAT? *Pewds laughs* 00:05:02.780 --> 00:05:08.780 Pewds FanPerson voice: R3c3nt1y, 1'v3 b33n r3ad1ng l0ts 0f manga, and n0w 1 turn 1nt0 Japan3s3 p3rs0n! 00:05:08.780 --> 00:05:11.520 1 just f33l s0 par7 0f 7h31r cultur3 n0w!! *Whatever you say, nutjob* 00:05:11.520 --> 00:05:13.520 Oh, that reminds me of the "Girugamesh" *That's an "Engrish" pronunciation of Gilgamesh and the name of a metal band* 00:05:13.520 --> 00:05:15.860 Funny voices: Girugamesh and manga!" *This is the Sakura-con 2009 commercial meme* 00:05:15.920 --> 00:05:19.000 Person 1: I love sushi. Person 2: I love Japan period 00:05:19.000 --> 00:05:20.880 *People agreeing* 00:05:20.880 --> 00:05:22.280 Kid: J-Rock! 00:05:22.460 --> 00:05:24.860 Japanese metalhead: Girugamesh! People: Aw yeah! 00:05:24.860 --> 00:05:26.580 Fat person: I love anime! 00:05:26.580 --> 00:05:27.980 Random chick: And manga! 00:05:27.980 --> 00:05:29.960 Person 4: GAMING! (BASS BOOSTED) *This got out of hand* 00:05:29.960 --> 00:05:32.600 *wheezing, giggling, laughter* 00:05:32.640 --> 00:05:34.140 AND GAMING! HAHA! *Admit it Poods, you're just as much of a weeb as those sickos* 00:05:34.200 --> 00:05:38.260 Crazy Bach: Like I also really like their food like sushi... 00:05:38.440 --> 00:05:39.730 Pewds: Oh, sushi, man. 00:05:39.730 --> 00:05:42.900 Crazy person: All that kind of stuff. Pewds: Have you heard about this? 00:05:42.900 --> 00:05:44.900 Have you heard about this? They put raw fish! 00:05:47.100 --> 00:05:49.100 *What IS this?* 00:05:49.620 --> 00:05:51.620 (Whispers) Jesus Christ... 00:05:51.720 --> 00:05:55.040 How? What is it with anime that just draws them out? 00:05:56.100 --> 00:06:01.560 I'm not sure if it's drawing them out, or if it's transforming people to this... 00:06:02.320 --> 00:06:04.400 ... despicable disgusting form. 00:06:04.400 --> 00:06:06.400 Dude: One... now... *I can tell this is a sociopath* 00:06:08.920 --> 00:06:13.900 ♪ >Aitteke< no yume wo kakiatsume ♪ (Wrong Lyrics) *Pewds wheezes, laughing* 00:06:14.160 --> 00:06:19.880 ♪ Sagashimono wo sagashi *ni* yuku no sa~~ ♪ *Clap clap: MEME REVIEW!* 00:06:19.920 --> 00:06:21.920 Dude: One piece! 00:06:23.160 --> 00:06:25.160 *Pewds dying, can't breath* 00:06:25.360 --> 00:06:32.700 It's a dead face, and this-the monotone singing. This is beautiful. I love it what what a great talent. 00:06:32.940 --> 00:06:45.220 *Pewds' EP of the same theme song, but dead inside himself* 00:06:46.120 --> 00:06:46.960 GAMING! ( BASS BOOSTED AGAIN) 00:06:46.960 --> 00:06:50.220 It's not nearly as good as his, I'm sorry for even trying. 00:06:51.060 --> 00:06:51.820 Okay. 00:06:53.940 --> 00:06:59.000 *Psycho sings happy birthday song* 00:06:59.240 --> 00:07:02.680 Psycho: Happy birthday, Kotonoha... Pewds: Oh... :( 00:07:03.200 --> 00:07:07.380 Pyscho: Happy birthday to youuuu! 00:07:07.920 --> 00:07:11.800 Pyscho: Blow up the candles Kotonoha! Pewds: Yeah, blow out the candles, do it. 00:07:16.660 --> 00:07:19.220 Dude blows out candles: YAAAAY! 00:07:19.400 --> 00:07:21.600 Hey, wait a minute, that... 00:07:21.600 --> 00:07:24.780 ... That wasn't Kotonoha blowing out those candles. *Oh really?* 00:07:24.780 --> 00:07:27.060 Anchor: Kairo seijuro wasn't looking for trouble... Pewds: Oh my god! 00:07:27.200 --> 00:07:33.680 Yes, I forgot about this clip! th-this is the best! *Laughs* 00:07:34.080 --> 00:07:38.960 Pewds: Sorry, okay, let's just watch. Reporter: ..that night the trouble certainly found him when that fight broke out 00:07:38.960 --> 00:07:41.420 He was ready for us with his trusty katana Pewds: Yes! 00:07:41.560 --> 00:07:46.960 Kairo: I actually carry this because I become a little bit more dangerous without it than with it . 00:07:47.140 --> 00:07:49.560 So it's more of a restraint mechanism than a safety plan 0_0 00:07:49.680 --> 00:07:55.960 He's-he's carrying around a katana so that he will restrain himself. Because he's "more dangerous without it." *Of COURSE* 00:07:56.140 --> 00:07:58.940 Reporter: The fight had been going on for about 20 minutes 00:08:01.580 --> 00:08:05.600 It was two-on-one, but none of them saw Kairo Seijuro move around behind them. 00:08:05.680 --> 00:08:08.060 Kairo: to them, they probably thought I was just moving out of the way. *Pewds is dying again* 00:08:08.180 --> 00:08:12.140 But I was actually setting up to where their blind spot was. If he had gone on me, I would have- 00:08:12.260 --> 00:08:14.620 He was setting up the blind spot! 00:08:16.340 --> 00:08:19.040 You were in a tram, there was nowhere else to be! 00:08:19.320 --> 00:08:26.000 Loony: Drop the sword down and then completely cut and completely cave him open. This actually says that they weren't even a challenge. Pewds: Jesus! 00:08:26.000 --> 00:08:30.700 I already had a pul-uh-a full five stage plan ready to take everyone out 00:08:30.700 --> 00:08:33.580 "Five stage plan," huh? Damn, that's not bad. 00:08:33.720 --> 00:08:37.620 That's the way of the samurai; you got to think ahead. Always have a plan. 00:08:37.620 --> 00:08:40.240 Kairo: and anybody else you got involved just in case. *whoa, WHAT?!* 00:08:41.040 --> 00:08:46.600 He was ready to kill anyone else joining in. Oh my god... 00:08:47.360 --> 00:08:49.360 *He wants to join in but the anime has corrupted his soul* 00:08:51.220 --> 00:08:53.220 *This is some Jabbawockeez-level synch right here* 00:08:55.240 --> 00:08:59.780 If there's one song in the whole universe that will trigger me more than anything, it's that intro song. 00:08:59.940 --> 00:09:01.300 I used to know the whole dance. *Oh DID you?" 00:09:02.000 --> 00:09:04.000 *Wait, I thought you said you USED TO!* 00:09:08.420 --> 00:09:13.500 ♪ Nani mo nani mo mada shiranu ♪ (Broken Japanese) (This is Straight Outta Naruto* 00:09:13.500 --> 00:09:18.100 ♪ udatte udatte udatteku ♪ (Broken Japanese) Pewds: Oh, wow. 00:09:18.100 --> 00:09:21.240 ♪ >koremaku< ase ga ♪ (Wrong Lyrics) 00:09:21.240 --> 00:09:23.780 ♪ koboreru no sa ♪ (Monotone) 00:09:23.780 --> 00:09:26.440 ♪ obetini (inaudible) ♪ (Wrong Lyrics) 00:09:26.440 --> 00:09:28.920 ♪ (inaudible) ~roh ♪ *Pewds can't take it anymore* 00:09:28.960 --> 00:09:33.620 If you're gonna sing anime, at least get the right pitch! At least get the right tone! 00:09:33.620 --> 00:09:35.120 At least get something right about it! 00:09:35.120 --> 00:09:40.280 I don't even care if he's meming this... I-i-it's bad. This is bad, and you should be ashamed of yourself. 00:09:40.329 --> 00:09:44.339 It's a wonderful song, and you completely ruined it for me and for everyone! 00:09:44.340 --> 00:09:48.080 This is why anime was a mistake and I hope you've learned your lesson. *I have, I am scarred by this video* 00:09:48.300 --> 00:09:50.300 Leave a like If you enjoy anime, leave it like if you... 00:09:53.220 --> 00:09:53.960 ... lose? *You laugh, you anime everybody!* 00:10:06.780 --> 00:10:13.040 ♪ Rashinban Nante Jutai No Moto, Netsu Ni ♪ 00:10:13.060 --> 00:10:15.060 ♪ Ukasare Kaji Wo Toru No Sa Hokori Kabutteta ♪ 00:10:20.020 --> 00:10:20.680 *MrEvan312 helped contribute subs. Leave a like if you subs, subscribe if you dubs* 00:10:20.680 --> 00:10:22.680 GAMING (Bass Boost) WHY are y'all still here?!